Chapter 162: The building is crooked
Wukong said: "In fact, this monster is also an integral part of the Three Realms, and it is indispensable. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoThere have always been rules in the Three Realms, but anyone who has the Nine Senses can practice, and monsters also belong to this list. It's just that the heavens prefer mortals more. ”
Wujing said: "Senior brother is right. The three of us are monsters in this life, and the heavens have not cut off our cultivation path. ”
Xuanzang said: "For this, the teacher also has an experience. ”
Bajie Qi said: "What does the master know?"
Xuanzang said: "When I first left Chang'an, I met a tiger spirit. This tiger spirit called himself General Yin, he caught me for food, and later it was Tai Bai Xing who came down to save my life. But Venus only saved me from the tiger's mouth, but did not kill the tiger spirit. I've always wondered why Venus didn't kill demons? Now that you have said it, I understand the truth. ”
Bajie said with a smile: "Master, let me tell you, in fact, Heavenly Court has issued annual targets for slaying demons and eliminating demons, and you can't kill them all." Do you think, if the monsters are gone, why should mortals build temples to worship the gods?"
Wukong said: "Bajie, it's unfair for you to say this. In fact, the reason for this is clear, that is, the Three Realms need to maintain an ecological balance. If there are no monsters, the population of mortals will skyrocket, resources will be consumed without limit, and the entire ecological environment will be seriously damaged. In the end, it may even cause a world war. Mortals think that youkai are evil, and this is just a matter of mortals considering things from their own point of view. In fact, youkai are the protectors of the natural environment. ”
Wujing said: "Food chain!"
Wukong said: "Yes, it's the food chain! Mortals have too much desire, always want to keep possessing, and it is very appropriate to describe it with the word "human heart is not enough to swallow elephants." At the same time, mortals have endless wisdom and development potential, and those ordinary jackals, tigers and leopards are no match for them at all. Therefore, mortals must have natural enemies, and without natural enemies, the Three Realms will really be over, and even the immortals can't do anything. ”
Xuanzang said: "Then we shouldn't fight monsters?"
Wukong said: "Balance! Balance! For the Three Realms to continue to develop, the first thing is to maintain a balance. If the youkai goes too far, it's out of balance. If you lose your balance, you will naturally fight!"
Xuanzang exclaimed: "I'll go to it! Wukong, you have all become experts in the sociology of the Three Realms!"
Bajie said with a smile: "The immortals don't want to maintain the population balance of mortals by themselves, so they can only borrow the hands of monsters!"
Wukong said: "Controlling people with demons, controlling demons with people, controlling demons with demons, controlling people with people, these immortals have a lot of flowers! If it weren't for the fact that the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea and the Netherworld Mansion had sued me together, Heavenly Court would have bothered to care about me. ”
Wujing also smiled: "If the immortals want to rule with their hands, someone must sing with a red face and someone with a black face." ”
Bajie said: "To put it bluntly, the Three Realms is a play, and everyone is a play!"
Xuanzang said: "We're not talking about dealing with Sai Tai Sui, why did we go so far all of a sudden!"
Wukong said: "Isn't this all a habit! The westward journey is 100,000 miles, and we all come here like this." ”
Xuanzang said: "Okay, okay, stop." Let's get down to business. ”
Bajie said: "Master, have you forgotten that Brother Monkey also took the job of a medical king." ”
Xuanzang said: "Yes, the brains of these eight precepts are getting better and better." ”
Bajie said: "No, reading makes people progress!"
Everyone shouted in unison, "Oh me!"
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, don't you bah, what should you say about treating the king?"
Wukong said: "Don't worry, wait until the medicine is delivered." ”
After a while, sure enough, someone from the palace sent a pair of herbs.
Bajie said: "Now that the medicine has been delivered, you should make a move." ”
Wukong said: "It's still early, there are many people, and it's not very convenient." ”
Bajie said: "If you make it mysterious, you should be a thief!"
Wukong said: "People say that monkeys are anxious, but I didn't expect you to be more anxious than me." ”
Xuanzang said: "Hey! This is the sign of a quarrel." ”
Bajie said: "You can see it all like this!"
Wukong said: "Master is really clever!"
So a quarrel was strangled in the cradle by Xuanzang.
In the blink of an eye, at night, the moon is on the willows.
In the dormitory, the master and apprentice gathered. Wukong picked and chosen, weighed out one or two rhubarb and one or two croton, and then put away the rest of the medicine.
Bajie said: "What's the matter? I can't use the rest of the medicine?"
Wukong said: "I don't need it." That's all I need. ”
Bajie exclaimed: "This ...... This...... It's unbelievable!"
Wukong said: "Hehe, you admire me very much, right?
Bajie said: "I said Brother Monkey, do you want to cure the disease, or do you want to kill people." ”
Wukong said: "Heal." ”
Bajie said: "This king is weak, if he eats rhubarb and croton, vomits and diarrhea, how can he stand it?"
Wukong said: "As the saying goes, a fierce illness must be cured with fierce medicine." He had indigestion and was unable to eat well, so he used these kinds of prescriptions. As for whether you can stand it or not, you don't have to worry, I still have a baby. ”
Bajie said: "What other treasures do you have?"
Wukong said: "Little Dragon's horse urine." ”
Bajie said: "Is this okay?"
Wukong said: "Why can't it work? Let me tell you, Xiaolong's urine is a treasure, and it can cure all diseases." ”
Bajie said: "You can't be talking about fun, right?"
Wukong said: "This time it's really not!"
Bajie said happily: "It seems that I am going to raise my posture again! Hurry up, go quickly, let's find Xiaolong!"
A few people talked and laughed and came to the corridor.
When Ryoma saw this, he asked in surprise, "Bosses, why are you all running to Xiaolong's bedroom?"
Wukong scolded with a smile: "You cheap horse, sleeping on all fours like this, aren't you afraid of scaring people to death?"
Ryoma said: "I'm a dragon god, are you okay? ”
Bajie said: "Get up quickly and get to work." ”
Ryoma said: "After changing Guan Wen, even if Guan Wen is replaced, you should go on the road tomorrow, right?"
Bajie said: "Reverse the official text? ”
Long Maqi said: "Since the official documents haven't arrived yet, what are you urging?"
Bajie said: "I'll make it clear, we came this time to borrow your little brother." ”
Ryoma turned over and hid in the corner of the wall, shouting, "How can I borrow this!"
Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, don't listen to Bajie's nonsense. Actually, we just want to borrow some of your waste liquid medicine this time. ”
Ryoma said, "Dragon urine?"
Wukong said: "Xiaolong is really smart, and he can guess accurately. ”
Ryoma said: "My urine is a controlled drug, so you can't use it easily!"
Wukong said: "Now it has been defined as a task item, and it is necessary to clear the customs, no need!"
Ryoma said, "I see, but this urine is not just sprinkled." ”
Wukong said: "Bajie, you go and bring me the dozens of catties of Zexiao, psyllium, and Poria cocos, I don't believe that he can't spread it." ”
Ryoma was shocked when he heard this: "Brother Monkey, you are so good at playing! I have, I have!"
So everyone successfully obtained the necessary supplies for the task and made three large pills.
The next day, Xuanzang offered the pill, and sure enough, the effect was excellent. The king sent envoys to bring a large number of delicacies as a reward.
Wukong said: "The king's body is healthy, and the rest is his heart disease." You two protect Master, and I'll go meet that Sai Tai Sui. ”
Xuanzang said: "Now that the strength of the enemy is unknown, you should be cautious." ”
Wukong agreed, and hurriedly left. He was the best at finding his way, and it didn't take long to find the location of the hedgehog cave.
Coming to the entrance of the cave, Wukong calculated and turned into a small flying insect and flew into the cave. He flew left and right, and flew to a pavilion, where a monster was drinking, and there were little demons waiting next to him.
The monster said: "There are comings and goings, how is the mother lately?"
The little demon said: "Niangniang is not noisy or noisy, and her mood is stable." ”
The monster said: "I'm asking about diet and daily life." ”
The little demon said: "Eat and sleep, and be in good spirits." ”
When Wukong heard this, he secretly said in his heart: "It seems that this monster is Sai Tai Sui." If I had killed him, would I have passed this level?"
Thinking of this, Goku slowly approached, trying to kill the youkai in a sneak attack. As soon as he approached, the three golden bells hanging from the monster's waist rang non-stop, and the sound shook the entire hedgehog cave.
Sai Tai Sui also stood up and shouted loudly: "Enemy attack! Enemy attack! Close the door of the cave quickly, don't let the opponent run!"
Wukong was shocked, and secretly said in his heart: "What kind of treasure is this, it actually has an early warning function!" I saw him quickly retreat and hide in a crack in the stone.
It didn't take long for the big and small monsters to turn the hole upside down, and there was no trace of the enemy. came and went: "My lord, I haven't found any enemies." Could it be that you accidentally shook that baby?"
Sai Tai Sui said: "It doesn't seem to be." ”
There are comings and goings: "You have said it all, which means that the king is not sure." ”
Sai Tai Sui said: "Since there is none, there is no one, you are good guards, don't let the opponent get in." ”
There came and went, and Nuno said yes, and ran to give orders.
Wukong saw that the wind and waves were calm, so he no longer went to play the idea of Sai Tai Sui, but flew inside.
After a long time, he finally found the location of the Golden Sacred Palace, and the lady was sitting in the room. Wukong flew into Niangniang's ear and called softly: "Golden Saint Palace Niangniang." ”
Niangniang asked in surprise, "Who is calling me!"
Wukong said: "Niangniang, my name is Sun Wukong, and I was invited by the king of Zhu Ziguo to save you." ”
As soon as Wukong finished speaking, Niangniang stopped talking. She was still sitting there, not noisy, and not bothering with Goku.
Wukong said: "I spoke to you, why didn't you react?"
The Golden Sacred Palace was still silent.
Wukong said: "Okay, why don't you reply too?"
Niangniang continued to be silent.
Wukong continued: "Niangniang, I'm very short on time, don't ignore me!"
It was useless to say it, the mother still sat there and did not move.
Wukong continued: "Did you hear me? If you did, it would squeak! The Buddha even asked me to go to afternoon tea!"
Continued unresponsive.
Wukong shouted: "Your husband is lovesick, and he's about to burp and fart!"
Niangniang directly regarded Wukong as air.
This time, Wukong was completely defeated, and he had no choice but to fly out of the Pig Cave sullenly and go back to Zhu Ziguo.