As soon as Wukong's voice fell, Xuanzang also said: "You must not let it go!" This little kid is the best at holding grudges, and his ability is not small, if he is let go again, I am afraid that there will be endless troubles in the future." ”

Wujing said: "Or send it back to his parents for discipline." ”

Wukong said: "Senior Brother Sha, it seems that you don't know anything about the family background of this bear child. Let me tell you, this red boy was born in a family of rivers and lakes, his father is in the underworld, and his mother collects protection money. We sent him back, but we hurt him. ”

Bajie said: "According to what you say, you can't beat it, you can't let it go, so how can you do it." ”

Xuanzang said to himself: "I have to find someone to discipline me." ”

Wukong was overjoyed when he heard this: "Master, after you reminded me like this, I think of someone. ”

Xuanzang said: "Who?"

Wukong said: "Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”

Xuanzang said: "Can my junior sister do it?"

Wukong said: "Of course you can." She's the only super wet nurse I know. When it comes to disciplining little kids, that's her professional specialty! If she's not the right person, then I really can't find a second suitable person. ”

Xuanzang said: "Then do it! You take the red boy to her, and we will wait for you here." ”

Wukong smiled and said to the red boy, "Good nephew, I'll take you to Aunt Guan." ”

The red boy cried out loudly, "No, no, I want to go back to my mother!"

Where did Wukong pay attention to his feelings, and when he mentioned it, he drove away.

Halfway through, he met Manjushri.

The Bodhisattva said, "Sun Monkey, where are you going?"

Wukong said: "I sent the baby to kindergarten, where did you go?"

The Bodhisattva said, "I was ordered to inspect the filming location." By the way, how old is your son?"

Wukong said: "This is my old nephew Red Child, who just turned five years old this year. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, let's stop talking about these useless things. This monster is stubborn, just kill it directly, why bother so much?"

Wukong said: "When the Buddha is filming, we should also consider the feelings of our front-line employees, right? Didn't you also adopt your curly-haired poodle some time ago?"

When the green lion under the Bodhisattva heard this, his eyes were glazed, his legs were weak, and he fell to the auspicious clouds. The Bodhisattva hurriedly took a horse step out of thin air, and only then could he stabilize his body.

He shouted and asked, "Sun Monkey, you, you actually said that I was riding a poodle!"

Wukong said: "Don't do it, I'm still in a hurry, I'll see you later!"

After that, he ignored the Bodhisattva, and directly went to Luojia Mountain with a somersault cloud.

The heavens greeted him and said, "Sun Dasheng, why do you have time to come here today to play?"

Wukong said: "I'm not a trickster, I'm here to find the Bodhisattva." ”

The heavens said: "Oh, it's unfortunate that you came, the Bodhisattva is not here, you better come back another day." ”

Wukong said, "Is it true or not?

The heavens said: "No, no, go, go." ”

Wukong smiled: "I'm a stubborn person, if you want to drive me away, then I won't leave." I'll just sit here and wait for her. ”

The heavens said: "Won't you go back to protect your master?"

Wukong said: "The monsters have been caught, and the martial arts scenes of this episode have been filmed, where did the monsters come from? ”

Red Boy said: "Are you really waiting, when will this have to wait? You should just send me back to my mother, I will never come out to mess around again." ”

Wukong said: "Come on, if your words are reliable, then my two junior brothers can go up the tree." I'll wait here, and I'll deliver you to the Bodhisattva. ”

The red boy said angrily: "Then I will burn her dojo, I see if she dares to take me in!"

With that, the red boy opened his mouth and spewed out a swift samadhi true fire, shooting straight into the purple bamboo forest.

At this moment, a loud shout suddenly came: "Who is the madman, dare to come to my Luojia Mountain kicking hall!" It turned out that the Bodhisattva had arrived.

With a wave of his hand, the Bodhisattva extinguished the true fire.

Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you came back in time. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, why did you bring this monster to me, this is not your usual style." ”

Wukong said: "This monster has some relationship with me, and I can't bear to kill him, so I sent him to you." ”

The Bodhisattva said unhappily: "You monkey head is becoming more and more rude! I am not a nanny, how can I have the leisure to take care of the children for others." If you want to send him, you should send him back to his mother. ”

Wukong said: "You don't know, this red boy is the princess of Iron Fan, the leader of the underworld group in the area of the Flame Mountain, who collects protection money. If I send him back, won't that lead him astray again? You see, it would be a pity if this kid didn't learn well. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "I am here to be a place of pure cultivation, not a nursery school! ”

Wukong said: "Then leave him to work here." ”

The Bodhisattva said: "There are many monsters in this world, and I don't want those who don't have the ability." ”

Wukong said: "He has a lot of skills. ”

The Bodhisattva said: "There is no basis for what you say, but you only know it after you fight." Let him have a fight with my mountain god, if he can be undefeated, he will accept it, and if he is defeated, he will be killed directly. ”

Wukong laughed secretly in his heart: "It turns out that the Bodhisattva will also play with false words and intimidation!"

So he turned to the red boy and said, "Uncle, I can only help here, whether you live or die, it depends on your ability." ”

The red boy said: "I protest! I protest! Preferential treatment of prisoners, international practice!"

Wukong said: "You are a monster who blocks the way and eats people, she is a bodhisattva who suppresses demons and destroys demons, who do you go to reason? Find the Jade Emperor? Find the Buddha? Even the Ten Palaces of Yama are her juniors, and the Bodhisattvas of the Earth are all her colleagues." Let's go a little further, I think that when the Jade Emperor wanted to cut off my head, and the Buddha suppressed me for more than 500 years, who should I go to reason?"

The Bodhisattva rebuked sharply, "Splash monkey, are you trying to persuade him, or are you provoking him?"

Wukong laughed and said, "Bodhisattva, I'm trying to persuade him to recognize the current situation." ”

Red Boy had no choice but to accept the arrangement and fight against the black bear spirit.

If you talk about actual combat skills, where is the red boy the opponent of the black bear spirit, but he is good at using fire, forcing the black bear spirit to run around, unable to get close to him, and in the end the two can be a draw.

The Bodhisattva said: "The skill is not bad, the age is not too old, and it is a material that can be made, so I will give you the title of a good wealth boy." ”

Wukong said: "Ouch, as soon as you come, you will be the financial director, this is a fat difference." Bodhisattva, is he very good at managing money, why didn't I see it!"

The Bodhisattva said: "As the saying goes: a son is like a mother, and gold hits the wall! This red boy was born with good money, and he will definitely be a master of financial management in the future, and I will never look away." ”

The red boy is used to being a monster who fights and kills, how can he be a master of managing money at Raushzi! I saw that he nodded and agreed on the surface, but taking advantage of the Bodhisattva's unpreparedness, he wanted to rush to the sky with a red cloud.

With a wave of the Bodhisattva's hand, a hoop just flew to the red child's head, and then he recited a spell, and the future financial master fell into the sea in pain.

Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you are pretending to be public and private." The Buddha gave you three hoops, but you used two for yourself. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Monkey nonsense! Isn't this also helping you to avoid your worries?" Now that this monster has been ambushed by me, you masters and apprentices can learn from it with peace of mind. ”

Wukong didn't dare to mess around anymore, said goodbye to the Bodhisattva, and went back directly to find Xuanzang.

Wukong saw Xuanzang and said, "Master, the problems are all settled. That little kid won't be messing with it anymore. ”

Xuanzang said: "That's good, that's good." If it's still early today, let's continue our journey. ”

Bajie said: "I've been laying the floor for several days, and I don't know when I'll be able to find a home and sleep comfortably." ”

Wukong said: "You know sleep, you know sleep, are you a pig?"

Bajie said: "So I'm not a pig?"

Wukong said: "Are you a pig or not, don't you know yourself?"

Bajie said: "Seriously, I really don't know. You know what?"

Wukong said: "Say you're not a pig, but you gave birth to a pig's head, say you're a pig, but you give birth to human hands and feet, can talk and walk." ”

Bajie said: "Then am I a pig?"

Wukong turned his head and asked, "Senior Brother Sha, am I a monkey?"

Wujing suddenly had a cow on his face, and choked up: "Master, am I a water monster?"

Xuanzang said: "According to the theory on the "Crossing Encyclopedia Collection", Wukong is neither a human nor a monkey, but should be an ape. Bajie is a pig-headed man, and he should belong to the half-orc breed. ”

Wujing asked, "What about me?

Xuanzang said: "As for the water monster, this question is too profound! There are mermaids, manatees, and mermaids. However, Wujing, if you have a blue face and fangs, you shouldn't belong to the mermaid series. If I had to classify it as an amphibious humanoid unknown creature, I think it would be called an amphibious humanoid. ”

Wukong said: "It seems that this is another world-class problem, and it can only be left to future generations to study." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then there is no need to continue the discussion, everyone hurry up." ”

The master and apprentice were ready to pack and were about to hurry, but they found Ryoma standing there in a daze.

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, why don't you leave, what are you thinking." ”

Ryoma said: "I'm thinking about an important question. ”

Xuanzang said: "What question is so important?"

Ryoma said: "I'm wondering, am I a dragon, or a horse, or a big red deer, or a sika deer?"

Xuanzang said: "Is this question important?"

Ryoma said: "Of course it's important! If one day a big red deer or sika deer comes to hook up with me, do I agree or not?"

Xuanzang said: "Xiaolong, my Buddhist disciple pays the most attention to the four words 'guarding oneself like jade'. Whoever hooks up with you, you shouldn't say yes. ”

Ryoma said, "But I'm not your official disciple." I haven't been ordained, and you haven't given me a Dharma name, so why can't you say yes?"

Xuanzang said: "Isn't your legal name ......?"

Ryoma interrupted loudly: "The one who doesn't count! I'm only called Ryoma, Ryoma is not a Dharma name!"

Wukong said: "I have a wonderful way to completely eliminate this trouble of yours." ”

Ryoma said, "What way?"

Wukong said: "It's the way Manjushri dealt with his mount, do you want to try it?"

Ryoma exclaimed, "Emma, this is too dirty!"

So he didn't hesitate anymore, and left with Xuanzang.