Moving forward like this, there was nothing to do all the way, and I walked for more than a month, and came to the edge of a big river.

Xuanzang said: "This river looks dangerous, it's actually black." ”

Bajie said: "Yes, yes, this river is so black and shiny, it can be used as ink." ”

Wujing said: "Blessed are the scholars here, they don't have to spend money to buy ink." ”

Wukong said: "I guess there is a cuttlefish essence here, which is why the river is so dark." ”

Xuanzang said: "What's the use of talking so much, we are now going to cross the river, not to make an article and take the top prize." ”

Zhu Bajie, a water conservancy expert, said: "We can all get by, but Master, you can't get by." ”

Xuanzang said: "Why can't I get by?"

Wujing said: "The water surface is too wide. ”

Bajie said: "The water is so strong that there is no boat to cross." ”

Wukong said: "There are also monsters making trouble." ”

Xuanzang said: "It's good to have monsters, it's good to have monsters." I think when I was in the quicksand river, didn't I just cross it after I caught Wujing?"

Wujing argued: "That's not called catching, that's called co-optation." I already have a good idea of whether I can learn from the scriptures or not. ”

Wukong said: "That's right, back then, Senior Brother Sha was arranged by the Bodhisattva to wait for you there, but now our team is full, and it is impossible to cut the queue anymore." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then we can find a way to let the monsters help us cross the river." ”

Bajie laughed and said: "Master, you are all raised by you as a monster, you say help, he will help?"

Xuanzang said: "Aren't you quite capable? kidnapping, kidnapping, coercion, and inducement, you have to find a way to let me cross the river." ”

Wujing said: "Hehe, this master is also in a daze, and he has called us as a group of kidnappers." ”

Xuanzang said: "Can you not be in a hurry, this scripture is a dead order, and it can't be taken if you don't take it." ”

Wukong smiled: "If you can't learn the scriptures, the master will have a headache." ”

Xuanzang said: "If I have a headache, it should be your turn to have a headache." ”

Wukong said: "If I have a headache, I will take the three of them out of anger." ”

Bajie said: "Isn't this chasing ducks to the shelves! How can there be a reason that you have to go over if you can't go?"

Xuanzang said: "There is a way to pass it. It was impossible for the Buddha to arrange an unsolvable task. ”

The Eight Precepts said: "Could it be that the Buddha was negligent for a while?"

Wukong said disdainfully: "The Buddha's calculation ability is against the sky, how could he make such a low-level mistake?

Bajie said: "But the problem is here, facts speak louder than words." ”

Xuanzang said: "It seems that you can only make up your mind with monsters." ”

Wujing teased: "Master, when there were monsters, you were looking forward to no monsters, but now that you don't see monsters, you think about monsters instead." ”

Bajie said: "What do you want to do with monsters? According to me, Brother Monkey, if you pull out your hair and turn into a luxury yacht, you can cross the master." ”

Wukong said: "Do you think you can come up with such a bad idea? Let me tell you, this practice is against the rules, and once it is found, we will all have our license revoked." ”

Wujing also said: "Yes, yes." The reason why I was able to cross the river was thanks to the Bodhisattva's red gourd. ”

Bajie said: "Then let's go and ask the Bodhisattva, it's a simple matter!"

Wukong said: "Don't you speak without thinking about it? You have to ask the Bodhisattva for help in everything, so what else do you want us to do? Why don't you just let the Bodhisattva send the Buddhist scriptures to the eastern soil?"

Bajie said: "Yes, it is so easy to do that, why is it so complicated?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you don't know, those powerful people have always done things like this, and their intentions are not something you can guess. ”

Bajie said: "Hehe, what's not to guess?

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, I didn't say you, you have to think like this." ”

Bajie said: "I just said something from my heart, why can't I do it?"

Xuanzang said: "Apprentice, think about it carefully: if you didn't have this scripture learning task, you would still be hunted down by the immortals in the lower realm; Isn't that right?"

Bajie said: "These are all things in the past, why mention him." It's not that we don't want to do our best, and we can't be blamed in the end. If there is really no way, I can just break up, I can just go back to Gao Laozhuang and continue to be my inverted son-in-law, haha. ”

Wujing said: "That's not possible! You should be the son-in-law of the inverted door." What about me? I still want to learn from the scriptures and achieve positive results. ”

Wukong said: "This Bajie, I think about breaking up all day long, and I don't know what the Bodhisattva liked about him at the beginning!"

Xuanzang said: "Yes, I also feel strange." These eight precepts are greedy for sleep and food, stealing and cheating, and greedy for money and lustful, what does my junior sister like about him?"

Wujing said: "I guess, the Bodhisattva really can't find anyone, so I'm looking for him to make up the numbers." ”

Ryoma said: "I agree with this! You think, isn't this second senior brother the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, he is a standard water army." The Bodhisattva definitely sent him to irrigate him. ”

Bajie said: "Oh, I can't imagine that you two dare to jump out against me!"

Ryoma said: "Yes, I started earlier than you! If it weren't for my cheap mouth and eating Master's mount, then I would still be your senior brother." ”

Bajie said: "Hehe, whatever you say, in short, I am your senior brother! Besides, what's wrong with the water army? The Tianhe water army is a special class of the heavenly court, even if you want to participate, you may not be able to participate." ”

Wukong said: "Hey, this is the first time I've heard of it!

Wujing said: "Senior brother, let me tell you, this navy is really a special class of heavenly court, and you can't go wrong with half a point." ”

Wukong Qi said: "What kind of statement is this?"

Wujing said: "There was an advertising slogan for the Tianhe headquarters back then, I still remember it, do you want me to read it to you?"

Wukong felt even more strange: "Then you read it and listen to it!"

Wujing said: "This word is like this: do you want to be a star, do you want to become an Internet celebrity? Do you want to have a successful career and a group of harems? Come on, please contact me, I am Mr. Zhu Congming, the Governor of the Tianhe Water Army!

Wukong said: "Wow, so that's it!

Xuanzang hurriedly stopped: "Stop, stop! Apprentices, we're getting farther and farther away, let's get down to business, get down to business." ”

Wukong said: "The main thing is: looking forward to the stars and the moon, looking forward to the monsters to catch Tang Xuanzang!"

Xuanzang said: "Then should we bathe and change clothes, burn incense and pray, and pray for the monster to appear as soon as possible?"

Wukong said: "There is no need to burn incense and pray, we can spread rumors." ”

Xuanzang said: "Tell me about it?"

Wukong said: "Since the monster doesn't appear, let's trick him out." ”

Bajie said: "What kind of trick?"

Wukong said: "Bajie, you have a good water nature, so you will turn into a water monster and go to this river to spread the news." No matter what monsters they saw, no matter how big or small they were, they all told them that Tang Seng from Dongtu had arrived by the river. The benefits of eating Tang monk's meat, you can also blow hard, as outrageous as you can blow, all in all, in short, in a word, in a word, is to find a way to lead them out to arrest the master. ”

Bajie said: "I'm down! This is fishing law enforcement." ”

Xuanzang said: "The key is to use me as bait." ”

Bajie laughed and said: "This time I support Brother Monkey! I give Brother Monkey a ninety-nine-eighty-one like!"

Xuanzang said: "If you let Bajie go to this matter, I'm afraid that I will be lazy again, and it will be a big deal." Wujing's wateriness is also very good, so I think it's better to let Wujing go. ”

Wujing said: "I, I don't have the second senior brother's mouth. ”

Wukong said: "Master, Senior Brother Sha is an honest man and is not good at lying. Let's let Bajie go. ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, then let Bajie go." ”

Wukong turned his head to Bajie and said, "Senior brother, you used to be lazy, and I turned a blind eye, but this time you have to be careful." In fact, whether you are meritorious or lazy, the Buddha will remember the accounts clearly, and in the future, you will be judged by the size of your merits. Become a Buddha, a Bodhisattva, or an Arhat, it's all up to you. ”

The Eight Precepts said: "Master is the reincarnation of the second disciple of the Buddha, and he will definitely become a Buddha." You are the best at bargaining, and you can pat Master's sycophants, and most of you can become a Buddha. As for me, I don't have to think about becoming a Buddha, if I am lucky, I may be able to mix a Bodhisattva, if I am unlucky, at most I will be an Arhat. ”

Wukong said: "Why is it that as soon as these words come out of your mouth, they are not a taste at all?

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, what Wukong said is right. If you do things honestly, no one can be greedy for you. “

Bajie said: "Master, I know, I'll go." ”

With that, he transformed into a pot-bellied toad monster and jumped into the river with a thud.

After a short time, he dived to the bottom of the river, looked around, and came across a group of neatly draped shrimp soldiers.

When the shrimp soldier squad leader saw Bajie, he shouted: "Where did the toad come from, dare to make trouble here?"

Bajie said: "I used to beg for a living on the shore, but today I am bored and come to the water to play tricks." ”

The captain said: "It turned out to be a wild monster on the shore, go quickly, this is not the place you should come." ”

Bajie said: "I'm amphibious, why can't I come here?"

The captain said: "This is the Hengyangyu Heishui River Divine Mansion, is this the place where you should come to be an uninformed little wild monster?" Today grandpa, I am in a good mood, let you live, if you don't leave, don't blame me for being polite." ”

Bajie said: "I actually said that I didn't have knowledge, I think you have shallow knowledge." I went up to the riverbank to watch the sunrise, and I went down to the bottom to crawl around. Can you do that?"

The captain said: "Our Heishui River is vast and boundless, there are endless scenery of the water country, and endless scenic spots and historic sites, why do we want to go to the shore?"

Bajie said: "Hehe, I haven't seen it! Let me tell you, the scenery on this land is very good." On this land, whether it is a fairy, a monster, or a mortal, they all like to play around, and they call themselves travelers. ”

The captain said, "If you don't do anything all day, you just wander around?"

Bajie said: "Yes." Some people are addicted to being a travel friend, climbing mountains and wading through rivers, and traveling tens of thousands of miles. ”

The captain said: "Tens of thousands of miles? How far is that?

Bajie said: "So I said that you haven't seen it! Don't believe it, I know that a person came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, which is tens of thousands of miles away, and now he has arrived by this river." ”

The captain said: "You are not from Dongtu, how can you prove that he is from Dongtu?"

Bajie said: "Oh, he is a big celebrity, where do I need to prove his fame? Let me tell you, this person's name is Tang Seng, and his fame is really great." If you don't believe me, then ask and see if I am telling the truth. ”

The captain said, "Hey, it's really like that!"

Bajie said: "What is called likeness? It was originally true! I also heard that eating this Tang monk meat can lead to immortality." ”

The captain was surprised and asked, "Can you live forever by eating his flesh?"

Bajie said: "I don't know you well, what's the good of lying to you?

The captain felt that he had found a very valuable piece of information, so he said, "I would like to remind you today that this is really not the place for you to come. You go quickly, I have something to do, go back first. ”

Bajie saw that his goal had been achieved, and hurriedly flashed.

The leader of the shrimp soldier squad got the good news and hurried back to report.

When the captain saw the king of his family, he said, "King, good news, king, good news!"

The strange said, "What good news?"

The captain said: "I went out on patrol just now and met a toad spirit from the shore. He said that Tang Seng had arrived at our Heishui River. ”

The monster said: "Which Tang monk?"

The captain said: "Tang Seng from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil. ”

The monster jumped up and asked loudly, "Is this true?"

The captain said: "This is the news I just inquired about, and I don't know if I can do it accurately." ”

The monster shouted happily: "You guys are so good to guard the water mansion, I'll go and see!"

After that, the monster separated the waterway and went straight to find Xuanzang.