Before going to bed, Jiuguan asked Xiang Xiaoyu to bring more dishes to wrap in case of emergency.

Jiuguan also explained, and the tiger talisman was also carried with him, and if something happened, he would ask for a zombie.

The night wind in the early hours of the morning, howling and knocking on the window.

The thousand paper cranes on the windowsill slowly flew up, pulling four red ropes.

Xiang Xiaoyu's soul walked out of the body, floated along the red rope, floated to the windowsill, and disappeared into the moonlight.

"Hello dear passengers, welcome to this high-speed railway, the No. 9 train is happy to serve you, I wish you a happy journey, a smooth journey, thank you!"

In the drowsiness, Xiang Xiaoyu's ears sounded a sweet wind chime, beautiful and sweet, endlessly.

"Hello sir, please fasten your seatbelts. ”

Xiang Xiaoyu opened his eyes vigorously, and in a daze, he saw a woman with a pale face half-kneeling in front of him, probably a bit like a flight attendant.

"Ah~ Is this the ninth train?"

"Yes, sir!"

Xiang Xiaoyu shook his dizzy head, the world was spinning, there was still a ringing in his ears, and the feeling of wanting to vomit was also suppressed in his heart.

Jiuguan asked them to eat more oranges before going to bed, Xiang Xiaoyu just didn't feel at ease, and the consequences were about to be borne by himself.

"I want to ...... I, uh~"

Xiang Xiaoyu covered his mouth, spoke intermittently, sour water kept coming out of his gums, and the food in his esophagus was also ready to spray.

"What's the matter, sir, do you need me to call you?" the lady's voice was a little lingering, and she was gasping for breath.

"Called...... Called......"

"Hey, hey, sushi, there is a situation in car No. 6, come immediately, and please answer when you hear it. ”

Sushi is a doctor who specializes in treating ghosts in the underworld.,I've heard that he has the ability to prolong the life of ghosts.,It's also a decent profession below.。

In order to ensure the safety of the journey, the No. 9 train arranges a sushi for every three carriages, all of which have more than 10 years of experience.

A sushi with a box of sushi immediately rushed over, with scattered freckles on both halves of his face, mouse eyes, and two rabbit teeth when he laughed.

"Called...... What's it called?" Xiang Xiaoyu didn't finish a sentence just now, and then he relieved his breath.

"Sir, that's the sushi you called!"

"Sushi?I, uh~ I didn't order it, don't eat it!"

"You don't have an order, but you call, you have to come, and you have to give money when you come. When you step into train nine, you have to follow the rules here. ”

The flight attendant's gentle tone always had the momentum of asking for debts, and Xiang Xiaoyu was stunned.

There is often such a picture in the No. 9 train, which is that the sushi colluded with the conductor to privately transport the medicine to the train to sell, and then it was three or seven minutes.

Generally, the flight attendants will stick it up when they see that you have a little situation, deliberately use ambiguous words to confuse you, and symbolically ask you if you want to call sushi, but they never say the word sushi, they all say like the previous one, 'Do you need me to call you?', most men can't control it, and naturally they will fall into their traps.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Jiuguan hurriedly came over and pinched Xiang Xiaoyu's tiger's mouth.

Jiu Guan came back from going to the toilet, Huo Zhi and Hanzi haven't yet, maybe he slipped away to play in other carriages, and he didn't wake him up when he saw Xiang Xiaoyu asleep.

Gradually, Xiang Xiaoyu felt a lot more comfortable, and the feeling of wanting to vomit slowly disappeared.

"Jiuguan, they don't say what sushi I called, I hate eating sushi the most, so you can help me return it now!"

After listening to Xiang Xiaoyu's words, Jiuguan glanced back at the flight attendant, and despised the so-called sushi by the way.

"Don't worry, leave it to me!"

Jiuguan cleared his throat and prepared to fight the two ghosts.

"Kid, you're just in time, is this gentleman your friend?" the flight attendant poked Nine's stomach.

"You know that my friend still dares to deceive, haven't you heard of my reputation as Uncle Nine Cylinders?"

The shout of the nine cylinders attracted the attention of the rest of the passengers.

"What kind of ability is it to bully an outsider, there is a kind of move me, move me, move ......"

Sushi pulled out a knife from the box, and it was still carrying a red liquid, which looked like blood, which scared the nine cylinders.

"Yes...... I know all your routines, when I was doing this, you probably didn't enter the coffin yet!"

The nine cylinders stood on the seat before the flight attendant squatted down high, but the momentum was like a mountain, in fact, his heart had already been scared by the knife.

Sushi pulled the flight attendant back, stepped forward, and said with a smile, flashing the knife that only nine barrels could see.

"What are you talking about, it's your friend's sushi, it's all here, you can't go back empty-handed. You also said that you once did our business, so you must know our hardships, and you don't need to explain the means behind this!"

Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is not easy to take, and the nine-cylinder is a dwarf riding a big horse, which is difficult to get up and down.

At this time, Huo Yi and Hanzi fought all the way and ran over.

Hanko stopped abruptly and stretched out her right leg in the middle of the aisle.

Huo is headless and brainless, walks without looking at the road, and sticks out one by one.

"Sir, you ......"

Huo Yi pounced on the flight attendant and subconsciously pushed her.

The flight attendant was pushed like this, hitting the sushi in front of him and pushing the sushi against the back of the seat.

"Why are you ......?"

Sushi looked at the flight attendant in surprise with a distorted expression.

The knife hidden under his box had accidentally been inserted into an important part.

"Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Huo Ill hurriedly apologized to the flight attendant.

Sushi carefully pulled out the knife, but fortunately no one noticed it, and it was not too deep.

But the nine-barrel eyes are sharp, and they have found it.

Hurry up and take advantage of the opportunity to be majestic.

"Naughty, trick-or-treating, playing with knives!"

In a word, a slap in the face.

So dragging?

Xiang Xiaoyu admired the nine cylinders even more.

"Eat me again!"

didn't wait for Huo to react, Hanzi immediately made up for it.

At this moment, Sushi's heart is crying: Don't come!

The flight attendant became smarter this time, dodged sideways, and put a trace of bangs behind his ears when he turned around, successfully avoiding the impact of Huo Disease.

Huo was a cannonball that couldn't be stopped, and his head flew towards Sushi's ass in a hurry.

Mutter~

"Nima!"

The smell was so strong that he almost lost his sense of smell.

"Tell you to release, release, and Tama to make a sound!"

Huo Yi vented all his anger on the butt of Sushi, and Foshan had no shadow feet, and he couldn't stop at all.

"Hmm~hmm~" Sushi kept rolling his eyes, and finally fell to the ground and convulsed.

The flight attendant panicked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Let's go, let's go, this business is not done!"

"What's wrong?"

"It hurts!"

"What does it hurt?"

"Woo woo ~ the egg hurts!"

With an embarrassed face, the flight attendant set up sushi with his legs between his legs and left the carriage.

That knife is the underworld's yin weapon, which does great damage to the ghosts, and is also anesthetized by sushi.

In this way, sushi may become a eunuch, and it is painless.

No wonder, at the end of the carriage, Sushi suddenly looked back, full of tears, hummed softly, raised his orchid fingers, covered his face and left.

"These cubs, they still want to take advantage of your nine-barrel grandfather, let's die again!"

After Xiang Xiaoyu learned about this kind of forced sale from Jiuguan, he suddenly realized.

......

......

There are many rights and wrongs in the car, and you will be deceived as soon as you are dizzy.

When they first arrived in the underworld, the three brothers were a little uncomfortable, Xiang Xiaoyu vomited, and the other two leaked.

I woke up a little bad, and I didn't bother to observe the inside of the train.

After a small commotion, it calmed down.

The four walls of the carriage are very exciting, and they are plastered with various advertisements:

Lechuan Hedong, high-end villa, 6,000 ingots per square meter.

We don't do production, we're just porters in the world.

Visiting Meng Po's house twice a year, I feel new every time.

If you want to have good skin, you have to dig out ingots.

If I want to vote, I will only vote for Tiandi Bank.

......

Of course, there is no shortage of the most popular music website in Difu - Yi Shuihan, countless classic comments:

Love is, I won't let you go if you're a ghost.

I'm playing your favorite song on a loop in the underworld, and I really want to pull you down and be with me one night.

For you, I saved up half a year's savings and went back to see you every night, but you invited Taoist priests and goddesses from all sides.

......

"Nine cylinders, what does that human porter do?"

Xiang Xiaoyu pointed to the carriage and said.

"This is 'Burning Express', a moving company. If you burn something in the world, you can get it and store it there, just like a courier, and then it will be delivered one by one according to the numbered address. ”

"Wow, cool!" Hanko liked to be surprised.

"Where did the burned money go?" Huo asked inquiringly.

"I know this, the money burned will go to the Tiandi Bank, and then it will be issued in a unified manner, am I right?" Hanzi learned to answer.

"This deduction, full marks!"

Nine cylinders give a thumbs up.

"What is Meng Po's house?"

"The clothing chain store opened by Meng Po has monopolized the clothing industry of the entire prefecture, and my pants are from Meng Po's house, with good quality and durability. ”

"Your kaleidoscope grandpa's pants are also hers."

"Yu Ye, smart!"

Xiang Xiaoyu looked at the seat and found that there were skeletal arms on both sides.

"What is this, scare me!"

"Seat belts, so that you don't get so motion sickness when you buckle them up!"

"Look, like me!"

The Nine Cylinders clasped the two claws of the skull's arm crossed.

They sat opposite each other, Jiuguan sat in a row with Xiang Xiaoyu, and Huo Yi sat in a row with Hanzi, and they imitated each other.

Xiang Xiaoyu looked at the scenery outside the window and quickly fell backwards, and asked, "What kind of road is this car taking?"

"Xianglu!"

Regarding the origin of the incense road, Jiuguan boasted to them again.

After Luban's death, he emigrated to the prefecture.

He did not stop his craft, and carried forward the spirit of living as a ghost and learning to become a ghost to the end.

Hades hired him to design a path to the underworld that would lead to the world, originally intended to pick up the ghosts of the first seven returning home.

Lu Ban tried his best, and one day when he was fishing on the bank of the Lechuan River, he suddenly had a plan.

Since ancient times, people in the yang world have loved to burn incense to worship the dead.

After a long time, a large amount of incense ash was piled up in the underworld, which gathered into two mountains, seriously polluting the water quality of the Lechuan River.

Lu Ban used these two incense ash mountains to pave a heavenly track leading to the two worlds of yin and yang, and also built the ninth train.

Why can this be shuttled through the Yin ****** The complexity of the project is far less simple than the nine cylinders say, and one of the most legendary is that Lu Ban's own soul is integrated into this road.

"Luban moves mountains, it's really unusual!"

Xiang Xiaoyu was full of emotion, he is like this for heroes.

"Master Luban, your IQ is really two hundred and five!" Hanzi wiped his saliva.

"It's a pity, for this way, completely dead!"

Choleria always spoils the atmosphere.

Jiuguan continued to introduce them to the No. 9 train, which is still a little bit different.

Train No. 9 burned corpse oil.

This is a punishment for the wicked who have done all the bad things in their previous lives, refining them into corpse oil to provide fuel for train nine.

"It's so scary~" Hanzi shivered.

"How many carriages are there, how much corpse oil has to be burned!"

It is Xiang Xiaoyu's nature to get to the bottom of it.

"There are nine cars in total, and our No. 6 carriage is specially provided for human visitors, so it is a normal seat. The No. 8 and No. 9 carriages are full of sleepers, and they are also for the rest of the visitors. The rest of the carriages were for the ghosts of the underworld, and they were full of urns. ”

"And sleepers?"

Xiang Xiaoyu is interested, isn't this sleeper ......

Say sleeper to sleeper.

"Hello dear passengers, do you need to change the sleeper?"

"Yes!"

Xiang Xiaoyu jumped and raised his hand, very excited.

They came to carriage eight, which was full of coffin sleepers.

Outside the window, flickering and flying by, is the coming underworld of all nations.