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Wen Sheng was secretly surprised, tilted his head and thought, I have been fighting the Internet for ten years, and the worldly master I am looking for is not right in front of me? Although, these two people look pig-headed and horse-faced, but the ancient saying is high: people can't look good, the sea water can't fight, Tang Yun looks dignified, but he is a snake and scorpion heart, frog three flavors are ugly, and he dares to take the lead in the critical period. So you can't judge heroes by their appearance. At the moment, these two are very likely to be masters, this is really stepping on the iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to get them, how can I miss this opportunity!

Thinking of this, Wen Sheng stood up and said to Captain Gao: "Uncle, nephew thinks that the most noble title in the world is the title of Mr. Teacher. So uncle, I don't want to call these two gentlemen uncles, but Mr. Teacher. ”

So, Wen Sheng walked to the opposite side of Eryou and Zuzi and bowed: "Hello two teachers!"

"Good, good!" Yuko and Zushi were excited.

Captain Gao pointed to his nephew and said to Eryou and Zuzi: "Look at what's going on?

"High, high!"

Eryou looked at the Zuzu, and the Zuzi eyebrows danced: "This big brother is a cultured person and knowledgeable at first glance." Big brother, you're right, when I was in middle school, because I didn't like to call me Teacher Zhang, he didn't like me, and he criticized my homework, what this, that ......"

"Two teachers, please listen," Wen Sheng said, "Since the time when the supreme heaven and earth were surging, there have been the Venerable of the Heavens and the Master of the Earth, as well as Mr. Yin Shen, these three immortals are the originators of the teacher. They drove auspicious clouds and heavenly demons and demons to fight and kill in the spiritual realm for 20,000 years, and completely retained the honorific title of Mr. Teacher...... There is also an ear straight, with a mouth ten miles stinky and red, a man who sits in the grave is rich and rich, a pig arches and winter paws, and a long donkey face and a bean tooth pole...... They all have the talent to go through the heavens and the earth, and they have the karma of stirring up the world...... And ......"

When Eryou and Zuzi heard this, they covered their faces and stretched out their hands to stop Wen Sheng from talking any further.

"Stop...... Calling for ......" Eryou waved his hand and said, "Big brother!

Zuzi stretched out his head and asked, "Big brother, are these folk myths you just said? Or are they in the history books? Why haven't I heard that Nuwa mends the sky and Chang'e runs to the moon?"

"Funny teacher, what I'm talking about is not folk deification, let alone the historical record in the book, nor the description in other people's books, but the description in my book "Heaven and Earth Fantasy". ”

Boom! I met God again.

Eryou said: "Brother Wensheng, you listen to me, when I was eight years old, I fell from the upper floor, thanks to an alien who let me land safely, he saved me, it is my benefactor, I want to go to him with Zuzi, his name is ......"

The Zuzi heard this pull Eryou arm: "Well, what is the matter here? I am going to collect ginseng, and I will come back to pay my daughter-in-law a lot of ginseng." ”

Captain Gao glared: "Boss Oil, are there really aliens?"

Eryou was also stunned, and said to Captain Gao: "Captain Gao, there is nothing incomprehensible about this? Alien planets must also be like what happened on our earth, they have evolved out of nothing for countless years, and they are still outstanding people. Some aliens are backward than us, and some are many times more advanced than us. Because there are countless stars in the sky, it is impossible for us to have only people here, so if we go to find someone, why don't we ask someone to come to us? Now we haven't found anyone yet, and they have found us. One look at us, heh! love to fight each other, although there are countless roads to happiness, but the disease feels that killing is more enjoyable, so what is the atomic bomb, this bullet that bullet and the bullet ground is lively, people aliens to see, the earthlings are still in the era of youth heroism.

So when aliens come, they avoid us, after all, they are hundreds of millions of light years away, and it is not easy for them to be killed by us casually? So try to hide as much as possible, and secretly choose to make a few friends. I had a relationship with them, and I made friends. I've been struggling with this for more than 20 years, and I've finally made up my mind to go to them, that's what happened!"

As soon as Eryou said this, Captain Gao's wife shouted in the dining hall: "Come on, drink wine and talk." So a few people rushed into the dining hall, only to see a large table of wine and food had been properly placed, half fish and half vegetables, and in the middle was a stewed lamb, obediently stretching out its legs and squinting its eyes, shiny and fragrant. Captain Gao called two more escorts on his mobile phone, and when everyone arrived, Captain Gao introduced them one by one, everyone nodded and bowed their waists, their faces bloomed with various patterns, and the wine game began.

Captain Gao is naturally the host, and the guests are seated clearly.

Captain Gao was elated, at first glance he was a veteran of the wine field, skillfully opened two bottles of dried sweet potato pure grain wine, and drank wine glasses one by one, he first toasted everyone six wines, and wished Eryou, Zuzi and his nephew a smooth journey. After Captain Gao finished saluting, the people who accompanied the wine toasted six more toasts and wished them a triumphant return. Then everyone toasted each other again, and at this time, another wine companion came to the trick, only to see him holding eight small wine cups with his ten fingers, and the other person drank wine to him one cup at a time, and lined up the eight cups of wine together, and he carefully put the hand holding the eight wine cups on his lips, and drank one cup after another, and not a drop could be dropped.

Seeing this scene, Eryou was also interested, and wanted to perform the stunt of catching sparrows with bare hands on the spot, and everyone applauded when they heard it, and Captain Gao said: "I have heard of it a long time ago, but I have never seen a performance on the spot." ”

Zuzi shouted: "My second oil boss didn't say it, right away." ”

Eryou said to Zuzu, "If I catch it, you will eat it!"

"No problem, if you catch me, you will definitely eat it. Zuzi didn't believe that Eryou could catch the sparrow with his bare hands, and besides, Eryou drank a lot of wine.

So, Eryou asked everyone not to go out of the living room, they all quieted down, and walked into the yard alone. He pinched a small leaf on a tree branch, and put it in his mouth, and he lay on the ground, his lips kept chirping. The people in the room held their breath.

After a while, I saw five or six sparrows fall from the trees, and they jumped to the ground, swinging their little heads to observe Eryou. Eryou squinted at the sparrow, motionless. The sparrows were very alert, hesitated, flapped their wings and flew high at any time, and Eryou's lips made a fine wrist-twisting "chirping" sound, which seemed to be provoking, and seemed to be flirting, and two sparrows jumped closer to his lips, twisting their heads to stare at the leaves on his lips. At this moment, Eryou shot "whoosh-" like lightning, and the sparrows took off in response, and in an instant, Eryou's two fingers pinched sharply, and they pinched the leg of a sparrow at a height of one foot from the ground, and the sparrow struggled and couldn't fly away, so Eryou hurriedly covered it with his other hand.

The living room erupted in applause.

Eryou held this sparrow in his hand and frolicked into the living room.

Everyone sat down again, and Eryou asked Zuzi to eat sparrows, and Zushi asked if it was fried or stewed. Eryou rolled his eyes and said, "Brother, you want to be beautiful - eat it alive!"

Everyone coaxed: "Eat alive, eat alive!"

"Ah......h I saw Eryou grasp the sparrow with his left hand and make it show its head, and he wanted to flick his right finger at the sparrow's head to make the sparrow unconscious......

(To be continued below)