Chapter 6 Other Pleasures at the Banquet

(Continued from above)

When Zuzi saw that Eryou wanted to let him eat sparrows alive in public, he rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Eryou, look at your method, it's really a toad climbing a puddle...... Look at me!"

Eryou thought that there was a better way to eat the zu, so he handed the sparrow to the zuzu: "You come, you come, you have to eat it alive!" Zuzu hurriedly held the sparrow in both hands, and he suddenly ran to the door of the living room, and said: "Goodbye!" With a flick of his hand, the sparrow floated out of the door and flew away with one wing. When the Zuzi returned to the restaurant, he smiled and pointed to Eryou and said, "What kind of business are you cultivating?

Eryouzi pointed to the chuck and said that he was playing leprosy.

This part of the amusement of Eryouzi and Zuzi was inadvertently, but it made Wen Sheng inspired, I saw him contemplating it, his eyes lit up, and he lowered his head and said to himself: "Yes! It should be written like this: The fox-eyed immortal master of Lingbian Mountain specialized in the "Bird Wing Sutra", "Bird Wing Sutra" is a peerless volley scripture, according to this magnificent book, once the cultivation is a positive result, it will inevitably have two wings, soar into the sky, sit upright in the auspicious clouds, such as relief. The fox-eyed immortal master is rigorous, meditating on the tree every day, whenever he meditates, but he sees colorful clouds covering the tree, the branches and leaves are shining, and a hundred birds are gathering, which is the sound of pecking the sky. After three years, this fox-eyed immortal master has achieved perfection, and naturally he soars into the sky, sitting in auspicious clouds, singing in a circle of birds, and the fragrance is lingering, achieving the realm of unity between immortals and colorful birds..."

Everyone listened to the commentary, and they were stunned for a while, and after listening to him, they were all surprised, and they all said that this kid had a good export.

At this time, Eryoujiu was full of energy, and shouted: "Okay!" He asked Wen Sheng: "This is all written in your book "Heaven and Earth Fantasy"?"

"Yes, to write about it, I was inspired by two teachers to catch and release birds, and I came up with this paragraph when I was inspired. ”

"Okay! good literary talent!" Eryou glared and said: "Don't hide it from your brother, you say, I am also a person who catches good books and does not let go, especially world classics, I also read some argumentative books, such as thick black and three flavors, husband and wife quarrel thirteen methods, roadside foolishness, hook and heart to endure and so on...... I like these books, and I also had the heart to write something, but I didn't write because of my poor writing ability, this time let's go to Zhongnan Mountain together, I also learn from you along the way, learn to write some small works and send them on the Internet, how good it is to be an online writer!"

Wen Sheng was very happy when he heard this, and immediately shook hands with Eryou, and took the wine cup to salute Eryou and Zuzi.

Everyone laughed and slapped their hands.

"Alas, Brother Eryou, isn't it?" Zuzi squinted at Eryou, and said very playfully: "I remember you swore that you were engaged in 'single jumping' in this life, how did you hear that you were reading the 'Thirteen Methods of Husband and Wife Fighting' just now!"

"Isn't that here to educate you!" Eryouzi laughed.

Speaking of husband and wife, it happened that the mobile phone rang, and the ringtone was a child's recorded voice: My mother is calling you......!

Eryou laughed when he heard it, and when he heard the ringtone, his face changed color when he saw the number displayed on his mobile phone, and he covered Eryou's mouth and hurriedly signaled everyone not to move.

Zuzi ran to the living room to open the mobile phone, and when he saw the window, Tingting Yuli stared at the kind of "judge" eyes that were unique to Zuzu. This look is like Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, very penetrating, and like a hammer, hitting the heart of the zuki. Eryou slipped to the back of the Zushi and laughed. Zuzi hurriedly walked to the porch outside the living room again, glaring at Eryou to prevent him from making trouble.

"Why, two big businessmen, drink again~" Tingting Yuli said in the window.

Laughing: "Little wine, small wine~"

"You shameless fellow! You forgot what you were doing, you don't want to die when you see someone's wine!

"Don't look for death, what kind of death, look for ginseng, yes, go find ginseng~~"

"I'm not drinking lightly~ No one cares, and my ears are up~ It's free enough?...... I'm telling you, when you come back, I'll be honest, and I'll see how much money you spent on drinks?!"

Zushi tilted his body, not knowing how to answer...... Seeing that Eryou pointed at him and smiled and bent over, he stalked his neck, frowned, and said sharply at the mobile phone: "What's wrong? Something is wrong, you can't find a beating! Isn't it normal for a man to drink? Wait for me to go back and hit you with three punches and two kicks! Count it? Count it!" He shouted and made a fierce motion to turn off the phone, in fact, he had already turned off the phone...... Scold!

When Eryou saw Zuzi training his daughter-in-law like this, he really believed it: "Heh, okay! Tut-tut, I really didn't see it." ”

The two returned to the banquet.

Captain Gao has always been very warm and generous in entertaining guests, and seeing that Eryou and Zuzi had no intention of stopping drinking, and thought that these two people drank a lot of alcohol, he worked hard with the two people who lost wine, and took turns to toast Eryou and Zuzi directly.

Eryou and Zushi "shortened their tongues" almost at the same time.

Zushi first felt the world spinning, his body went limp, and he saw a companion...... Not one, in his eyes formed two or three, or even more...... They all shook the wine cup at him with one movement, toasting him, and the Zuzi shook his head a little faster: "Oh, you're all here...... Let me drink again...... I'll ...... Ah!" didn't wait for him to finish speaking, he ran out of the house in a daze, Wen Sheng hurriedly caught up with him, helped him to come under a tree, the tugger opened his mouth round, vomited as much as he wanted, he was very drunk, and said to Wen Sheng while vomiting: "Daughter-in-law~, I won't drink anymore......" said and actually brought out a crying voice. Of course, Wen Sheng was not drunk, he almost didn't drink, and when he saw Zuzi showing such a "respectful attitude", he couldn't help but "giggle" and laugh......

Eryou also made the wine 'cure' stupid, he stared at the round eyes, without blinking, playing "drifting" everywhere in front of him, his big thick lips slowly opened and closed, revealing two rows of big teeth: "High...... Team...... Thank you for your hospitality, not to the detriment of this teaser...... Iron buddy...... Don't drink ...... Laa...... No, ......," he said, and he got up and touched the sofa and fell asleep.

In the early morning of the next day, Eryou and Zuzi woke up and were startled, both of their heads were "broken", and they were brought to the house to sleep all night.

Eryou and Zuzi felt very ashamed, I don't know how many times they said it!

As soon as Zuzi thought of his daughter-in-law's eyes and demeanor in the window, he twitched his mouth: "I'm going to drink again, it's a puppy." ”

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Under the press of Captain Gao, Wen Sheng went to Zhongnan Mountain with Eryou and Zuzi, and Captain Gao had to send it by car. Zuzi agreed, but Eryou and Wensheng disagreed, Wensheng believes that he has not made great efforts since he was a child, he has seen little, and has never experienced the difficulties of life, and it makes sense to go to Zhongnan Mountain on foot, on the one hand, he can train his body to see the world, and more importantly, what he sees and hears along the way will definitely inspire his creative inspiration and help him create novels. In Wen Sheng's mind, Eryou may be a master! As for Wen Sheng's opinion of Zushi, he thinks that Zuzi is a lovely and good person.

The servants discussed and still walked forward, planning to reach their destination in about a month, Zhongnan Mountain.

Three young people with a heart,

Each has a dreamy talent.

Hiking in the mountains,

To that south-central mountain range.

There is a cave all the way,

Not afraid of hardships and hardships.

Success may not be rewarding,

Sagami can triumph!

The two of them chatted all the way, and Eryou told them not to go too hard and accept the lesson of yesterday's leg cramps. When they reached noon, a mountain and a big river suddenly appeared in front of them. There is no bridge or boat here. This is a pristine landscape, an unexplored place, and there is not even a human figure.

Zuzi immediately frowned, and then said to Eryou: "What do I say, you have to walk to see how you cross this river?"

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(To be continued below)