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Chapter 49 Lightning Rod

Seeing this, Yusheng couldn't help but laugh: "I think my fate is sad, but I didn't expect your fate to be more tragic than mine, I'm psychologically balanced!"

Bu Qingyun jumped to his feet and scolded: "Whoever pulls the shit, it's really fucking lacking in morality, he can't die well!"

Yujiyu's face sank, and said, "I didn't offend you, why do you want to scold me?"

Bu Qingyun said angrily: "I didn't scold you, I scolded the guy who pulled shit......!"

Yuqi said coldly: "This is your own carelessness, don't scold others behind your back, it will damage your image!"

Bu Qingyun wiped his face and scolded in a low voice: "It's so dirty!"

Yu Yan pinched his nose and jumped two steps away, shouting, "Oh, stay away from me, it's dirty! You stink too much, it stinks worse than shit!"

Bu Qingyun had a bitter face and muttered: "How should this be good? This is really called the heaven and the earth, and the earth ......."

"Don't be in a hurry, there is a way. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Jade Muscle immediately turned around and shouted, "Brother Yue, get some water!"

After a while, Yue ran over curiously with the concave stone: "Hey, Brother Bu?, what's wrong with you, you were cooked?"

Bu Qingyun said angrily: "You are stupid, people are cooked, and the skin is dark red, and I am yellow-skinned!"

Yue frowned curiously and said, "How did your skin become so thick, this is really ...... Weird!"

Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, it's poop on my face." Yue Curious smiled slightly: "I see, there is a way." ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned: "There is a way? Everyone says that there is a way, what is the way? Don't think about it, bring the water!"

"Okay. Yue said curiously, splashing the water in the concave stone at Bu Qingyun.

Yuyu clapped his hands and said, "Now it's okay, the problem is solved." As soon as the words fell, Bu Qingyun screamed and scolded: "Bastard, this is hot water!"

Yuji Liu frowned: "This ...... This is impossible!" Bu Qingyun roared: "What I have personally experienced, what is impossible?"

Yue smiled curiously: "I'm sorry, I forgot that this is the boiling water I boiled, see the smile and laugh." ”

Bu Qingyun hissed: "Burn me, I'm going to kill you!"

Yuqi hurriedly stopped between the two, became a peacemaker, and said, "Bu Daxia, you dissipate your anger." My brother-in-law is also eager to save people, his starting point is kind, he is a good person. ”

Bu Qingyun snorted: "Good man, hey, Lao Yue, aren't you dead?" Yue was stunned and said, "I'm young, and there are still a lot of things I haven't done, why should I die for no reason?"

Bu Qingyun groaned slightly, and smiled: "I understand, I remember, you have practiced the Vajra Not Bad Body Divine Skill, and you can't die." ”

Yue Curious also smiled, and said softly: "You only know one thing, but you don't know the other." What I practice is Vajra Incorruptible Lower Body Divine Skill. ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned: "Below?"

Yue was still smiling: "It's below." ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned, and suddenly laughed out loud: "I see! Haha, I'm not afraid of you!"

Yue was curious and stunned: "Do you have a nervous disorder?" Bu Qingyun's face sank: "Count you to know the goods, hand them over!"

Yue was curious and embarrassed: "You know, I'm not Langzhong, I don't have any medicine to treat nerves!"

Bu Qingyun said in a deep voice: "Lightning rod, old Qiao's lightning rod!"

Yue was curious and grinned: "You have a wood and a mistake, I don't even have an embroidery needle, where did I get a lightning rod." ”

"Pretend!" Bu Qingyun smiled coldly, "I saw with my own eyes that you killed Qiao Bingqiu and took away the lightning rod, do you still want to deny it?"

"What?" Yuyu's eyes tightened when she heard this, "Brother Yue killed Uncle Qiao......?" Who do you listen to?"

Yue Qian suddenly grabbed Bu Qingyun's collar and said in a low voice: "You want to harm me? You know, I didn't kill you!"

Bu Qingyun said indifferently: "I don't care, I just need a lightning rod." Yue Curious gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I've really been defeated by you bandit!"

Yu Qi rushed over and grabbed Qingyun's collar, and hissed, "Who killed Uncle Qiao?"

Bu Qingyun said: "Don't be impulsive, it's a Dongying warrior." Yu Muscle took off his collar, raised his arms and shouted: "You Fusang ronin! Even if you escape to the ends of the earth, I will break your corpses into ten thousand pieces, I swear!"

Bu Qingyun said with a smile: "You don't know martial arts, how can you break people's corpses into thousands of pieces, women bragging makes people very uncomfortable!" Yu Yan sneered and kicked his crotch abruptly.

Bu Qingyun didn't expect this to happen at all, with a miserable scream, he grabbed his crotch and curled up on the ground, beads of sweat the size of beans couldn't stop rolling down his forehead.

Yuyu was stunned: "Brother Yue, what's wrong with him?" Yue said curiously: "He's like this, don't pay attention to him, let's go eat roast horse meat." ”

"Okay, I like to eat roast ......" Yuji took a few steps, looked at the raging fire, and frowned, "Where's the horse meat?"

Yue looked at the jade skin curiously, and said seriously: "I highly recommend eating donkey meat, donkey meat is delicious." As the saying goes, 'dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat in the ground', roast donkey meat is a must, and ......"

"I'm going to go find some wild vegetables. The jade skin eyelids fell.

Yue looked curiously at the departing Qianying of the jade muscles, and smiled: "With such a virtuous, dignified, gentle, and considerate wife, my life is worth it, enough is enough, enough!"

At this moment, a hand reached out beside him, a big dirty hand. At the same time, a cold voice sounded: "Hand it over!"

Yue looked back at Bu Qingyun curiously, sighed, and took out a leaf-sized black three-strand fork from his arms.

Bu Qingyun's eyes lit up: "Give it to me!"

Yue was curious and bitterly faced: "I can't hide it, my lightning rod is a copycat, and the genuine one is still in Qiaojiabao!"

Bu Qingyun said coldly: "Bring it!"

Yue smacked his lips curiously: "The size of this fork is too small, it can't kill people at all, and it can't even penetrate the soil." I didn't lie to you, look!", he said, throwing the three-strand fork into the ground with a slam of his hand.

Bu Qingyun said "ah", hugged his feet and jumped up: "My feet......! It hurts!" "Coincidentally, the three-strand fork was in the middle of Qingyun's foot, and pierced his foot, and blood overflowed.

Yue smiled curiously: "I'm sorry, I missed." ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned, and shouted wildly: "Lightning rod, lightning rod! haha......" laughed breathlessly, laughing hysterically.

Yue looked at him curiously and dumbfounded, and muttered, "His nerves are really a little big, it's hopeless!"

Bu Qingyun suddenly stopped laughing, slowly put the lightning rod into his arms, and then fell to the ground on his back.

Yue was stunned for curiosity, and when he got closer, he saw that his face was sallow, and his anger was like a gossamer, obviously dying soon. Yue was very curious, and at the same time his face was full of concern: "Which play are you playing?"

Bu Qingyun said: "I'm cold, I'm so cold!" Yue was stunned and said, "It's a hot day, are you still cold?"

Bu Qingyun said with difficulty: "I...... My feet...... Bleeding too much, I'm afraid it's ......"

Yue exclaimed curiously: "Wow, you have shed a lot of blood......! How do you feel?"

Bu Qingyun said: "I'm cold!"

Yue Curious frowned and said, "Are you just blindly cold?" Bu Qingyun shouted, "I'm so cold!"

"It's easy to do. Yue curiously bent down to hug Qi Qingyun, turned around, and with a "hey" sound, he sent his arms forward, and Bu Qingyun fell on the blazing fire.

In an instant, Bu Qingyun's whole body was burning. He kept wailing and rolling for a long time before he extinguished the flames on his body.

Yue Curiously slapped his forehead and sighed, "My mother's ancestor, his grandmother's mother!

Bu Qingyun roared: "I want to ......"

Yue shouted curiously, "Your feet are burned!"

Bu Qingyun looked down: "Hey, no more bloodshed?" He then laughed wildly and ran into the distance.

Yue sighed curiously: "This guy has no medicine to ask for, if necessary, take advantage of his unpreparedness to end him!"

Bu Qingyun ran not far away, and inadvertently glanced at it, but saw a hole more than one person high on the mountain wall, which was pitch black, and he couldn't see his five fingers.

"Could it be that there are martial arts secrets hidden in this cave? Many martial arts allusions are like this, and they can't be wrong. Bu Qingyun's heart moved, and he ran over.

There is a well in the cave, and the depth is bottomless. As soon as Bu Qingyun walked in, he stepped into the air, and he grabbed a dead vine in a hurry.

He let out a long sigh: "Fortunately, my eyes are quick and my hands are quick!" He screamed and fell to the bottom of the well.