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Chapter 50: Fatigue of Life and Death

The wind is whistling in my ears, and I don't know how deep and wide this well is. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Bu Qingyun couldn't help but shout: "I'm done!" As soon as the words fell, a smell of food came to his nose. He was very surprised, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that he was in an inn, and the table of the Eight Immortals in front of him was full of delicacies.

He looked at the table full of delicious food, and he was salivating. Hurriedly grabbed the chopsticks, but frowned, and said in his heart: "I fell into a deep well, why did I come to such a place? Why didn't I die, why didn't I die?"

At this moment, a shopkeeper came. Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Little Er, what kind of place is this?"

The guy was obviously stunned: "Ximen official, what kind of international joke are you making, this is the lion building that you often admire, don't you remember?"

Bu Qingyun was also stunned: "Ximen Daguan?

Suddenly, I heard the sound of the staircase, and in the blink of an eye, a man came up, a burly man with a ring knife.

Seeing this, the shopkeeper suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "Ximen official, you are going to suffer, give the silver taels!"

Bu Qingyun frowned and said, "Why should I give you silver?"

The guy said: "You have eaten my food, do you want to eat white food?" Bu Qingyun said: "I haven't eaten yet!" The guy said: "It's too late, you give the money first!"

Bu Qingyun spread his hands: "I don't have any money." ”

The guy glared at him fiercely, turned his head and left, scolding as he went: "Rich pickup girls don't have money to pay the bills? This guy is really an out-and-out hooligan!"

Bu Qingyun got angry and shouted: "You dare to scold me for being a hooligan, if you have the ability, you can scold me again, I'll listen to it!" The words fell, only to hear the big man shout: "Ximenqing, you old rascal!"

Bu Qingyun looked stunned, pointed to his nose, and said, "Daxia, you say I'm Ximenqing?"

The big man said coldly: "Who do you think you are, you big scoundrel who specializes in seducing other people's wives!"

Bu Qingyun suddenly realized, and arched his hand: "It was originally the head of Wudu in Yanggu County, and I am fortunate to be lucky." ”

This big man is Wu Song, the tiger fighting hero on Jingyang Gang, and he said coldly: "Fortunately, hum, you killed my eldest brother, and today is your death!"

Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "Wudutou, this is a pure misunderstanding, I never killed Brother Da Lang!"

Wu Song said viciously: "You collaborated with Pan Jinlian to kill my brother, what you two dogs and men and women have done, you will never escape my eyes! I will take care of you first, and then I will slaughter her, and take my life!"

The sword is fierce and fierce.

Bu Qingyun saw the danger, and with a short body, he got under the table, and he was able to avoid this knife. Then he rolled and went to the window.

"Ximen Qing met Wu Erlang, and his death was a foregone conclusion, but I haven't seen Pan Jinlian yet! If I can't cook raw rice with her, won't I die unjustly?" Bu Qingyun's heart moved, and he jumped from the window, just hitting a sharp corner of a big stone.

With a "bang", his brain burst.

At the same time, Bu Qingyun opened his eyes, only to find himself standing next to the deep well in the cave. He was stunned: "Could it be that I have crossed over? Could it be that this deep well is the legendary time tunnel? Great, I sent it......! I crossed alone, and I didn't even have a helper, so I was a little lonely!"

At this time, Yue Qian was adding dry wood to the fire, and when he accidentally glanced at it, he saw Bu Qingyun standing in front of a dark cave waving frequently, his expression revealing great joy.

"Could it be that there is a treasure in the cave?" Yue was curious, so he got up and ran over. When he stepped into the cave, he asked, "Where is the treasure?"

Bu Qingyun smiled and said, "Give me your hand!"

Yue couldn't help but be stunned when he was curious: "You...... You're going to give me the treasure?, well, I know you're a good man...... Ahh

Bu Qingyun grabbed Yue's curious hand, jumped up, and both fell to the bottom of the well.

Suddenly, Bu Qingyun smelled a faint fragrance of flowers, and when he opened his eyes, he was in a huge garden. Surrounded by pavilions, water pavilions, pavilions, pavilions, palaces, and palaces, not far away, eunuchs and palace maids walked back and forth.

"How did I get in? No, who am I? Or is it not right......? Where did Brother Yue go?" Bu Qingyun thought of this, so he stepped forward and stopped a young little eunuch.

The little eunuch bowed slightly: "I don't know what Lord Zheng commands?" Bu Qingyun said in confusion: "My surname is Zheng?"

The little eunuch was also stunned: "Of course your surname is Zheng, you are Zheng and Lord Zheng, you ...... Do you have a fever?"

"It turns out that I have crossed into Zheng He, the eunuch of the Three Treasures during the Yongle period of this dynasty, this person has gone to the West seven times, how many delicacies and seas have been eaten, and how many silk and satin have been worn, it is really majestic, I am so lucky!" Bu Qingyun's heart moved, and he heard a person shouting in a sharp voice: "Gonggong Li has arrived-"

Bu Qingyun raised his eyes and saw more than a dozen arresters walking over with five or six eunuchs, first of all, an old eunuch.

This person strutted with an arrogant face, obviously it was Gonggong Li. He walked closer, waved the dust in his hand, and said in a strange manner: "Lord Zheng, let's go with our family!"

Bu Qingyun's face sank: "You bastard minion, I can't help you be wild in front of this official!"

Gonggong Li pouted: "It's really yours, you slave dare to pose in front of our family?

Bu Qingyun said angrily: "What a bold man, he dares to detain the imperial court officials privately, do you know what crime he should be guilty of?"

A catcher with a mustache laughed: "What is the crime? I don't know, I just acted on orders and offended." ”

Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "Wait a minute! I can't hide it, I'm also from Jinyiwei, we are colleagues, you ......"

Bazihu said coldly: "You have the right to remain silent." However, what you say will be used as evidence in court!"

A big-nosed catcher quickly said: "Old eight, are you in the water in your head, Xiao Zhengzi is not a criminal." ”

The eight-character nonsense smiled: "Seeing and laughing, I must be too dedicated and have developed a habit." ”

"Pay attention in the future!" The big nose suddenly rushed to Qingyun and hugged his fist, "Xiao Zhengzi, I'm really sorry, we are from Dongchang." Our well water does not interfere with river water, and there is no friendship. So ......"

"You can't come here nonsense!" shouted Bu Qingyun.

At this time, Li Gong said publicly: "We didn't come nonsense, our family is under the emperor's command, this is to do things by order, that is, the legendary way for heaven, you just accept your fate." ”

Bu Qingyun frowned and said, "What do you want to do for the heavens?" Gonggong Li smiled: "Purify yourself for you." ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned: "I'm Zheng He, I'm the eunuch of the Three Treasures, I must have been cleaned a long time ago." ”

Gonggong Li said indifferently: "No matter how many treasures you are, you must clean it again, you must." ”

Bu Qingyun looked confused: "Why?" Li Gonggong said: "Last time you were very incomplete, this time you must be castrated!"

Bu Qingyun said: "How can you see it?" Li Gonggong said: "The blind can see it with **, how can you ...... You're still bearded. ”

Bu Qingyun touched his chin when he heard this, and suddenly laughed: "It turns out that I am not a eunuch, so good!" As soon as the words fell, the big nose stepped forward and grabbed his neck.

Immediately afterward, the rest of the catchers quickly surrounded. Some of them grabbed their arms, some hugged their thighs, some pinched their buttocks, some pinched their necks, some twisted their faces, and some pulled their hair, and in a blink of an eye, they restrained Bu Qingyun.

After a short time, Bu Qingyun was taken into a dilapidated thatched house. He was very surprised, and asked, "There are also huts in the palace?"

The little eunuch smiled: "Don't underestimate this dilapidated house, it's very famous." I was castrated here, and so was Gonggong Li, ......" Before he finished speaking, he received a crisp slap in the face.

Gonggong Li had an angry face and a low voice: "You should fight!"

The little eunuch was angry, but he had nowhere to vent, so he suddenly turned around and pointed at Qingyun, shouting: "Come on, tie him up!"

After a few moments, Bu Qingyun was firmly tied to a small bamboo bed. He was about to speak, when two eunuchs who played trumpets came in from outside, playing the tune of Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law.

Gonggong Li listened for a while, suddenly slapped the table, and shouted: "You think this is a pig, we are here to be a gelding!"

The two eunuchs glanced at each other, and each silently took out a gourd silk from their waists, and then blew it, this time it was the "Butterfly" part of the famous song "Liang Zhu".

Gonggong Li nodded: "This song is beautiful, tactful and lingering, and you can hear a kind of hot emotion in it." Come on, take the magic knife!"

Bu Qingyun's heart skipped a beat, and he shouted, "What do you want to do?"

The little eunuch said in a low voice: "When the hour comes, the palace punishment is about to begin, this kind of occasion is very serious and tragic, you don't have a hippie smile and a smile." ”

Bu Qingyun was stunned and said, "What is palace punishment?"

The little eunuch's face was full of disdain: "It's terrible to be uneducated, it's just to cut the little brother." ”

Bu Qingyun was shocked: "How long does it take to cut?"

The little eunuch said, "Then it depends on how long you are." Bu Qingyun didn't speak, but looked straight at the beam.

The little eunuch turned his head to look at it, and was immediately shocked: "It's so long, quickly pick up my pants!" The words fell, and the two catchers rushed over.

The little eunuch said angrily: "It's not my pants, it's Xiao Zhengzi, what a pair of fools!"

Soon, Bu Qingyun exposed his lower body. The little eunuch looked down and screamed, "Wow, bean sprouts!"

At this time, Gonggong Li handed over a shining dagger and said, "Bean sprouts are not a good dish, let's do it." ”

Bu Qingyun hurriedly said: "Don't!" Gonggong Li smiled slightly: "Sooner or later, it will be a scourge to keep this thing, so let's cut it." ”

When people are in a critical situation, their brains are particularly flexible. Bu Qingyun suddenly shouted: "I am a big celebrity in front of the emperor, which of you dares to cut off my roots today, and I will cut off whose head tomorrow, who will dare to go up?"

The little eunuch's face was frightened when he heard this, and he said in a low voice: "Manager Li, his expression is very serious, it is definitely not acting, there is a way that more is better than less, I think it's better to forget it!"

"Forget it, it's really useless! Look at me. Gonggong Li immediately waved to a catcher next to him and said, "You come!"

"Choked", and the catcher quickly drew his knife in his hand.