Chapter 57: Hundred Laughing Altars 2
At the scene, the atmosphere was hot.
The two of them, who were Fenbida's assistants, glanced at each other, and saw the surprise in each other's eyes, they didn't expect that the deputy head of Fenbida would do this, in addition to writing novels, even telling jokes so outstandingly, it was really unexpected.
"I have a friend who is a human man who loves magic, and one day he told me that he has the ability to dream about magic every day, and it's continuous, it's amazing! ”
Fenpida's words made everyone look forward to the following content, dreaming of becoming an archmage? If it is true, this is simply a miracle!
My friend agreed with me, and one day, he was determined to dig out the secret of the dream, so he put paper and pen next to his pillow and went to bed. When he dreamed again, he wrote down the secret while he seemed to be awake. ”
"When I woke up, I saw that the paper was written: The banana is big, and the banana peel will be big!"
"Haha!~"
That's the result!
That's too much of a contrast, isn't it?
Everyone at the scene was amused by this result, and it is not common knowledge that the banana is big and the banana peel will be very large?
"I'm dying! My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"Master Fenpida, it's so humorous, I like him so much!"
"I really hope that Master Fenpida will never leave in Orgrimmar!"
"Yes, without Master Fenpida in the future, this life will not have any meaning!"
The female tribesmen at the scene whispered to each other, and their love for Fenpida was exposed, and even some unmarried tribesmen began to fantasize about how to marry Fenpida.
"Hey, brother, it's worth it!"
"I think so too, this ticket is simply cheap!"
"I have no regrets in my life. ”
"I've never been hung up, and I'm so happy!"
Those who were hung on the trees and those who hung on the rock wall were simply so happy that they could enjoy such a show for the price of a silver coin, even if they only had kneeling tickets in the future, they must buy one and listen to the hundred laughing altars of Fenbida.
Fenbida looked at the people below, "Whether it is the people of the alliance or the tribe, there are three happy things, one is the salary, the second is the rest, and the third is the latest content of "Let Go of the Succubus", everyone said, don't you?"
"Yes!"
"Agreed!"
"What about the unhappy things?"
Listening to the shouts of the crowd below, Fenbida smiled slightly, "There are three happy things, and naturally there are three unhappy things, one is that the money is spent, the second is still working, and the third is the latest content of "Let Go of That Succubus" and I have finished reading it!"
Everyone at the bottom couldn't help but laugh, and then they burst into laughter, making fun of themselves and making everyone happy, and there was only one Fenbida, and it was so funny and connotative.
"Orgrimmar's heart goes to the Valley of Strength, it is the most prosperous area of the tribe, of course, the consequence of prosperity is congestion, I don't know if you feel it?" Fenbida looked at the audience below.
"Yes!"
"Yes, it's crowded every day!"
"Master Fenpida, do you have anything you can do?"
Fenpida smiled confidently, "Just now, a friend at the bottom asked me, is there any way? Of course, as long as Grand Chief Sal uses my method, all problems can be solved!"
Is there really a way?
Master Fenpida, can you even solve this?
The tribesmen below looked at Fenbida on the stage with eyes that were almost adoring.
"It's a very simple solution, but it's very effective, and as long as you do it, you can see immediate results. Fenpida said with a serious face, "My opinion is to build another Orgrimmar!"
Build an Orgrimmar again?
Everyone looked at each other, stunned by Fenpida's idea, this... Of course, some members of the tribe think that this method is feasible and strongly agree with it.
"Alright, we'll build a new Orgrimmar tomorrow!"
"What a good idea!"
"Let the Great Chief pay!
Thrall sat in the front row, and heard the orcs of Orgrimmar behind him, one by one, as if a new Orgrimmar would be built tomorrow, at this time, his heart was about to collapse, knowing that Fenpida was taking Ogrimmar to make trouble, but this resentment could not be stopped.
Why do you want to build another Orgrimmar? You kid doesn't want to build a main city, don't you think it's a big deal...
Gassy!
Time passed, and Fenpida told a few more jokes in a row, and the effect was still unprecedentedly hot, which had a lot to do with the tribe's lack of entertainment, because in Orgrimmar, the orcs only focused on strength and honor, and the so-called spiritual needs were all nonsense.
Now, the emergence of Fenpida has completely changed this situation, and more and more people feel that spiritual needs are more important than others, at least not the walking dead like before.
Time passed minute by minute, and soon the first day's 'Hundred Laughing Altars' ended. At this time, Fenbida bowed to the tribesmen in the audience and said to them affectionately, "Thank you for coming, please continue to come tomorrow!"
When Fenpida finished saying this, the audience suddenly fell silent.
It's over?
That's the end of it?
I haven't heard enough of it!
At this time, all the people present got up one after another, and sent their most sincere applause for the laughter and laughter brought by Fenpida today, and everyone at the scene had only one idea in their hearts.
It's shocking.
This time I met a new Fenpida, a master of good speech and full of humor!
Seeing this scene, Fenbida couldn't help but have a slight redness in his eyes, and his heart was full of infinite reverie, who said that writers can only write?
At the end of the day, many of the tribesmen refused to leave, clamoring to see Fenbida, especially the female tribesmen.
"Master Fenpida, can you sign us a name?"
"Master Fenpida, can you give us a hug?"
"Master Fenpida, can... Can you marry me?"
Many similar words kept coming out of the crowd, but fortunately, the orcs of Ekukaron formed a strong and powerful human wall to save Fenpida from disaster.
"Calm down, everyone, I can meet everyone's first request!" said Fenbida as he approached the crowd and smiled at his fans.
Suddenly, the crowd let out a warm cheer, and consciously lined up into a long line, asking Fenpida to sign his "Black Dragon Wings" with a big name.
Sign, hug by the way.
The process went smoothly, and at this moment, the three leaders of the tribe did not know when they stood behind Fenpida. Feeling a force burst in the back of his head, Fenbida turned his head to see the three of them, and said with a smile on his face, "Hello three leaders!"
With the arrival of the three tribal leaders, the signing hug meeting was soon over, and Sal had a dark face, even if the show was perfect, it could not change the matter of making fun of Orgrimmar, "Fenpida, don't make fun of our Orgrimmar tomorrow, today Perfect Orgrimmar is useless by you." ”
"Okay, no problem!" Fenpida patted his chest, "Anyway, enough for today, and tomorrow to make fun of Orgrimmar is indeed a bit excessive." ”
Hearing Fenpida's words, Sal was speechless for a while.
You kid also know what it means to be excessive? Why didn't you think about it on stage just now?
"What, three tribal leaders, I'll go first, and I'll continue the show tomorrow. Fenbida hurriedly said goodbye to Sal, Woking, and Karn, and returned to the inn and began to fall asleep, and for two days to go, he had to face those who liked him with the best spirit.
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