With the opening of standing tickets and hanging tickets, the effect is very significant, but the scene is a little difficult to look at, and the tribal members who bought the standing tickets are okay, standing in the position of the third class of tickets. But some of the members who hung up their tickets were miserable.

There were several tribesmen hanging from each tree, and thanks to their notoriously strong trees, something unexpected would have happened. However, the most popular among the tickets is the rock wall ticket, the thrill of hanging in the sky, coupled with the unobstructed view, and the unique fresh air, is very popular.

"Hey, Deputy Head Fenpida has too many ideas... It's the first time I've seen this kind of ticket!" Fenpida's assistant couldn't help but say to his companion when he saw the scene.

"yes, I don't think anyone else in Azeroth can think of such a solution except for Deputy Head Fenpida... It's just that there are some immorality. The member of the Darkmoon Circus, who was also an assistant to Fenpida, couldn't help but nod.

Time flies, and soon the event is about to begin.

Below, the tribesmen began to talk about it.

"I'm looking forward to it, I don't know what Master Fenpida will say. ”

"I think it must be about love!"

"It's hard to say, maybe it's for the warlocks. ”

"Wait, we'll find out soon. ”

In the front row, the three leaders of the tribe were also discussing with each other, discussing what Fenpida was going to do this time.

"Wojin, you've always been the brain of the tribe, what do you think Fenpida will say to everyone?" Sal asked Woking, who was beside him.

Wojin shook his head, "Great Chief, this person is really uncertain, I thought he was a very upright person before, but as I got in touch with him, the more I found that this person is not simple, and we can't judge this person from our point of view." ”

"I agree with Woking's statement that Thunder Cliff was almost about to have an internal war because of "Let Go of That Succubus". "Thinking of a riot that took place in Thunder Bluff because of a novel, Chief Karn still remembers it vividly.

The leaders of the three tribes glanced at each other, and saw the helplessness in each other's eyes, the person who was about to appear was full of infinite possibilities.

It was the first time for Fenpida to start his so-called performance in the presence of everyone watching, and his heart was full of great excitement and a little nervousness. After all, I used to be just an unknown online novel author, and I was abandoned by readers, although I traveled to Azeroth and became a writer, but I still only wrote behind the scenes.

Coming to power is something that I have never imagined, and it is still on the scale of nearly 10,000 people.

"Deputy head of Fenbida, it's time, it's time for you to play!" The assistant beside Fenbida couldn't help but remind him when he looked at him in a daze.

"Good. ”

Come on, sometimes if you don't try, you won't know what despair is!

Fenbida tidied up his appearance, and with his own confidence and ease, he stepped onto the stage that belonged to him.

...

"Brothers and sisters of the tribe, I want to kill you!"

Holding the sound amplifier from Goblin Technology, Fenbida shouted at the nearly 10,000 tribesmen present.

The choice of this sentence as the opening sentence is the result of his own careful consideration, the opening of this sentence is very simple, but it is the most shocking, and it can best express his inner emotions, otherwise Uncle Gong would not use this sentence in the Spring Festival Gala every year.

As soon as Fenbida's words fell, the scene really let out bursts of cheers, and the earth-shattering roar filled the entire Wisdom Valley, and those who like Fenpida expressed their current emotions with their own voices.

Feeling this heat wave, Fenpida's heart was instantly infected, the original nervous emotions were gone, and there was only one belief at this time, using his most perfect state to bring the best program to those who love him.

Fenbida smiled and said to the people at the scene, "This show is called 'Fenbida Hundred Lectures', originally I was talking about some questions about warlocks, but I don't think the current atmosphere is suitable for such a serious topic, so I temporarily revised my draft and the name of the program, and tried to choose a relaxed topic to bring laughter to everyone." ”

"'Fenbida Hundred Laughing Altars' has officially begun!"

Fenpida continued, "As we all know, the transportation of Azeroth is very developed now, what ships, what goblin airships, what various flight routes, all kinds of things have taken root in Azeroth, and many members of the tribe go far away, and it is already the first choice to ride the bipedal wyvern. ”

"But I found that this bipedal wyvern has a drawback... Obviously, it can fly in a straight line so that it is the fastest, but it just gives you a big circle, not only the tribe, but also the alliance, has you ever encountered such a situation below?"

The tribesmen below nodded their heads, agreeing with Fenpida's words.

"So this question has been bothering everyone, and one day, there was a dwarf who couldn't resist his curiosity and mustered up the courage to ask a man in charge of the flight line about it, and guess what he said?"

Suddenly, the curiosity of the people below was hooked by Fenbida, and they looked at him expectantly.

"He said... These flying creatures are self-aware, and they don't know what's going on!"

"This one who made the dwarf angry went to the northernmost part of the Eastern Kingdom on the spot, and from there he went all the way to the southernmost point, and took the farthest flight. ”

"It's a pity... This warrior starved to death in the middle of the road. ”

Where have the tribesmen heard such funny jokes, especially that joke is very close to life, it happened around them, and they laughed for a while.

Fenpida continued, "This leads directly to the four mysteries of Azeroth, who am I, where do I come from, where am I going, and... Why fly around?"

Unexpectedly, Fenpida still has this ability!

Seeing Fenpida alone on stage telling jokes, the leaders of the three tribes couldn't help but admire Fenpida's rendering ability, which aroused everyone's emotions in an instant.

Fenpida waved his hand at the audience, "You should have bought the scratch card roll produced by the Darkmoon Circus, right? It's the kind of scratch card that costs ten copper coins and has a chance of winning a hundred gold coins." ”

Scratch cards?

The tribesmen below thought of it, and many of them lost a lot of money for it, but they couldn't get the money in, but they had a lot of fun and couldn't get out of it.

"I used to be a player of this kind of scratch card, and then I found out that this kind of scratch card is not only playing with people, but also with birds. I haven't even played scratch cards with birds, so I'm still playing with birds? I haven't played scratch cards since. Fenpida made a relaxed expression.

The crowd laughed again, it was so funny, you are from the Darkmoon Circus, is it really good to persuade us not to play the scratch cards produced by the Darkmoon Circus?

"Now Orgrimmar's room is getting higher and higher, everyone should know it, right?" Fenpida smiled slightly, "I'll summarize how much money you make a year to buy your own house in Orgrimmar." ”

"If you can earn 500 gold coins a year, Power Valley in the heart of Orgrimmar, you can buy whatever you like. If you can earn 200 gold coins a year, you can buy whatever you like in all areas outside the Valley of Power. If you can earn a hundred gold coins a year, you can buy whatever you like in the area around Orgrimmar. ”

"If you can only earn ten gold coins a year, you can dig a pit and bury it wherever you like. ”

Fenpida's words resonated with everyone.

"That's right!"

"That's true!"

"To the point, the head of the analysis is the Tao!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

Sal glanced at Fenbida on the stage with an embarrassed expression, and felt more and more that Fenbida was here to smash his own field, and it made so much sense.

It's so angry!

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