Text Chapter 50: You don't be a thief, there are no thieves in the world
After listening to what the land said, Wukong had a plan in his heart.
I saw him climb up the tree again, striking gold with one hand, and holding the corner of his clothes with the other, and when he hit one, he carried one with his clothes, and so he hit five.
He also has a calculation, both the junior brother and Ryoma should eat one, and if they work hard, they should also eat one, and the master likes to eat, so he will eat another one, roughly calculated, exactly five.
It's not good to really knock them all down. Isn't it good to say as the saying goes, leave a line in doing things, and it will be good to meet in the future, and it's almost the same to eat five of him.
Wukong jumped down from the tree, went out of the garden to meet Bajie, and then went to the kitchen together. Wukong said: "I fought a total of five, and there were five of us in the team, one for each person. ”
Bajie beckoned and shouted, "Wujing, come quickly." ”
Wujing has just cooked and is serving vegetables. He listened to the call, put down the rice spoon and asked, "What did Senior Brother tell me to do?"
Wukong opened his coat pocket and asked, "Do you know what this is?"
Wujing looked at it and was shocked: "I have changed my ways now and stopped eating people." ”
Wukong said: "Have you ever heard of ginseng fruit?"
Wujing said: "The ginseng fruit is also called grass returning pill, which is the famous treasure of the immortal family." I heard that after eating this fruit, the body is light and healthy, and you can increase agility. I haven't seen it, but I've heard of it. ”
Wukong smiled, "Isn't that what it is?" ”
Wujing exclaimed, "Wow! This is the ginseng fruit!
Wukong said, "I heard that this thing is very rare. ”
Wujing swallowed his saliva when he heard this, and said to Wukong: "Brother, can I taste one?"
Wukong said: "Brothers, everyone has a share." So the three of them ate one of them.
Bajie is a complete foodie, take the fruit in his hand and swallow it directly. When he finished eating, he watched it, but Wukong and the two were savoring it slowly.
Oh, I ate too much! Now Bajie regrets dying.
The more he looked at it, the more greedy he became, so he asked, "Brother, is this thing delicious?"
Wujing said: "Well, the taste is good. ”
Bajie asked, "What kind of smell is that?"
Wukong said: "Wujing don't pay attention to him, he has already eaten but he has come to ask who." ”
Bajie said: "I ate in a hurry just now, but I didn't taste it." Brother Monkey, don't you have two more there, give me another one. ”
Wukong said: "Yes, there are two more." One is Master's, and the other is Xiaolong's. ”
Bajie said: "That parallel goods master can't afford to eat it, so let's give it to me." ”
Wukong said: "Senior brother, don't be dissatisfied. Such a baby is not cabbage, whatever you want. With your appetite, even if you pick it all for you to eat, you won't be able to feed it! If you really want to eat it, do you dare to take it yourself?"
When Bajie heard this, he immediately wilted. Sun Wukong is famous, so he is naturally not afraid of that Zhen Yuanzi, but which green onion is Bajie? I think that back then, he was just a marshal of the naval army in Heaven, and now he is an exile who mistakenly voted for a pig's fetus, can he not be afraid? So this matter had to be stopped.
After Wukong finished eating the fruit, he patted his stomach and deliberately burped. He exhaled a trace of breath, all with the smell of fairy fruit, which made Bajie salivate. Wukong said: "Wujing, there is still a fruit here, you bring it to Xiaolong, you must not leak the news, let alone let the master know." I will keep the other fruit for Master and give it to him when I am far away. If he doesn't eat, our brothers will divide it up again. I don't want to eat this fasting anymore, if Master wants to eat it, Bajie will send it to Master. ”
Wujing agreed to go, and Wukong went to the fairy child's room to return the golden hit, leaving only Bajie alone. The idiot was complaining, but he didn't want to let Qingfeng and Mingyue, who had just finished eating and went back to the kitchen to wash dishes, hear it.
Qingfeng listened suspiciously and said: "Mingyue, you listen to what the monk is saying that you want to eat ginseng fruit alone, shouldn't you steal our family's treasure!"
Mingyue said: "Oh no, no, let's go back to the garden and have a look." ”
They hurried to the garden, but found the door of the garden open, and they hurried in, and counted the fruit of the tree. The two of them counted over and over again, and there were only twenty of them.
Qingfeng said: "When Master left, there were twenty-eight fruits on this tree. We picked two for the two of them to eat, and there should have been twenty-six, but now there are only twenty. ”
Mingyue said: "Needless to say, the cliff is because those monks stole six of our fruits." This fruit is Master's treasure, and it only takes 10,000 years to produce thirty fruits. Now that there are six less, how can I be good?"
Qingfeng said: "That Xuanzang is the leader, we just have to find him." ”
So the two of them went out of the garden, returned to the main hall, and pointed at Xuanzang is scolding. Xuanzang is also a smart and clever person, some of them suspected that Wukong did it, but he was not sure, so he had to say: "The two fairy children don't have to make noise here, I will call a few apprentices to ask, if they really did it, let them compensate you." ”
Xuanzang didn't say that it was okay, but when he said this, the two fairy children scolded even more happily: "Compensation? This kind of treasure, even if you have money, where will you buy it?"
Xuanzang is also a good-tempered person. He said gently, "No matter how good it is, it is just the fruit of the tree." What's more, the situation is still unclear, and I don't know if they did it. If they did, I'll tell them to apologize to you, okay?"
Mingyue said: "They didn't do it! They share the spoils unevenly, and they are still yelling at that." ”
Xuanzang lost face, so he went out and shouted: "Wukong, you guys hurry up." ”
As soon as the three of Wukong met, Wujing said: "It's over, I don't know how the news has leaked." ”
Wukong said: "It's too embarrassing to be a thief and be discovered, you must not admit this." ”
Bajie said: "Exactly, exactly." Let's just assume we don't know anything. ”
The three of them came to the hall, and Wukong said, "The meal is ready, Master thinks he is hungry, right?"
Xuanzang said: "It's not about eating. Let me ask you, which of the ginseng fruits in their view did you steal from him and eat them?"
Bajie said: "I have big breasts, I'll say it first." I've only heard of ginseng, not ginseng fruit. ”
This idiot has always lied and denied it, and after saying a word, his face is not red and his heart is not beating.
Wujing is not good at lying, standing aside, silent. Wukong smiled, "We were cooking just now, how can we have time to steal fruit?"
Qingfeng said: "If you hadn't stolen it, would the fruit have grown and gone away on its own?"
Wukong said: "Maybe it was the birds in the sky that took it away, but I don't know." ”
Qingfeng said angrily: "The treasure of the family teacher, which cheap-beaked bird dares to come and steal food!"
Xuanzang observed the words and looked at the words on the side, and saw the clues, so he said to Wukong: "Wukong, we monks don't talk nonsense, if you steal it, you will compensate them for any of them, why deny it like this?"
Wukong listened to the master's words and felt reasonable, so he said: "Bajie said that he wanted to eat, so I went to steal a few and gave them to everyone to eat." Now that I've eaten and eaten, what else can I do?"
Qingfeng said: "Why did you say no, I waited for you to be treated to you by the order of the family teacher, but a few thieves and monks came to steal the family teacher's treasure, it is really shameless!"
Qingfeng and Mingyue now have the exact news, and the more they scold, the more fierce they become, and the more they scold, the more ruthless they become. Wukong was originally a fiery person, and after listening to the abuse between the two of them, the more he listened, the more angry he became, so he decided to make a desperate plan. I saw him tearing his hair and turning into a fake Wukong standing there, but his real body flew to the back garden and knocked over a ginseng treasure tree to the ground with a few sticks. After the fight, I suddenly remembered that there were still many fruits on the tree, and it would be a waste not to eat them, but unfortunately it was too late, and those precious fruits had already disappeared into the soil.
But he said that Qingfeng Mingyue and the two had been abusing for a long time, and they didn't see their master and apprentice talk back, so they were not interested and kept scolding. The two of them went out of the hall, and Mingyue said: "These monks are also angry, and they don't fight back when we scold like this." ”
Qingfeng said: "What should I do like this? When Master went out, he forgot to ask for a communication method, and now I don't know when Master will come back." ”
Mingyue said: "There are many of them, and we can't take them, according to me, the two of us should still go and guard the ginseng treasure tree, lest they come to steal again." ”
Qingfeng said: "Why don't we open the Great Guardian Array, trap them here, and wait for the master to come back to adjugate?"
Mingyue said: "Senior brother, you are confused for a while! If we trap them here, what if they become fierce and hurt our treasure tree? Qingfeng felt justified, and the two went straight to the garden to protect the ginseng fruit tree.
When the two entered the garden, they found that the treasure tree had fallen, and the fruit of the tree was gone. Qingfeng said: "It's over, it's over." Master left the two of us to guard the house, and now Master's baby bump is folded in my hands, how can we give an account to Master?"
Mingyue said: "It's only to blame those monks for committing murder and hurting the treasure tree, if you don't leave a few of them, I'm really sorry for the master!"
Qingfeng said: "Okay, let's go and open the Great Guardian Array now, and vow to trap them here, and then wait for the master to come back and make a decision!"
So the two went to a secret room, moved the mechanism, and sealed the entire Taoist temple.
Xuanzang and the others stayed in the main hall for a long time, and they didn't see the two Taoist boys making noise again, and they suddenly felt strange. Xuanzang said: "Where did these two fairy children go, why don't they care about us?"
Wukong said: "I think I'm tired of scolding, go back and rest." ”
Xuanzang said: "It's your monkey again." You're really a troublemaker, have you forgotten to take your medicine these days?"
Wukong said: "It's just a few fruits, and these two Taoist boys are too stingy." ”
At this moment, I heard Qingfeng and Mingyue scolding outside the door: "Okay, you stinky monks, it's just a matter of stealing the fruit, and now you have broken my master's treasure tree, I see how you explain it to my master!"
Wukong opened the door of the hall and looked out, but where was there any trace of the two of them? I saw that there was a vast fog outside the hall, and I couldn't see my five fingers.
When Xuanzang saw this scene, he said curiously: "What's going on?"
Wukong said: "This is a fog array, I think it is used by them to protect it." ”
Xuanzang hurriedly said: "Now that we are trapped here, when will we be able to go west?"
Wukong whispered: "Master don't worry, the disciple has his own way to get out." When they were asleep, we got up. ”
Wukong said that, turned his hair into two sleepy insects, and threw them in the direction of the scolding, and after a while, he heard the sound of two children snoring. Wukong said: "That's it." ”
Xuanzang said: "What now?"
Wukong said: "Master, don't be in a hurry, the disciple will come when he goes." ”
I think that Sun Wukong was a scholar who was expelled from the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain Bodhi Xiuxian Comprehensive University, how could the big array of this junior college be difficult to hold him now? Sure enough, after a short while, he broke the formation and destroyed the big array.
After the great array was destroyed, Wukong invited the master to go out, got on the horse, Bajie, and Wujing took the burden and went straight to the west.