Text Chapter 51: Wukong's Life Experience: The Mystery of the Ages!!
The master and apprentice walked non-stop, all the way at night until dawn. Xuanzang said: "Look at your monkey-headed goods, it makes me sleepless all night." Now that it's dawn and drowsiness has come, what should I do?"
Wukong said: "It's useless for you to complain now." Or you can dismount and take a nap in the pine forest by the roadside. ”
Xuanzang had to agree, Wukong helped him off the horse, and said to him again: "Master, there is still one of the ginseng fruits left, do you want it?"
Xuanzang was shocked: "What, how many did you steal from him?"
Wukong replied honestly: "I stole a total of five, one for me and Bajie, Wujing, and Ryoma, and now there is one left." ”
Xuanzang said: "You bring it to me to see." ”
Wukong said: "This is a thief, does Master really want to eat it?"
Xuanzang said: "Since you have stolen everything, can you still let it grow back? ”
Goku grinned and took out a cotton bag from his arms. He opened the cloth bag, took out the fruit, and handed it to Xuanzang.
Xuanzang ate the fruit, felt comfortable all over his body, and said: "After eating this fruit, I don't feel so tired." But let's take a break, I've come this far anyway. ”
So Xuanzang found a thick pine tree to lean on and rested for a while. Wujing and Bajie also put down their luggage and found a place to sleep, only Wukong, who had ADHD again, jumped and played on the pine tree.
The words are divided into two ends.
Zhenyuan Daxian took all the disciples, and as soon as he arrived at Miluo Palace, he heard someone come to report and say: "Fellow Daoist, something is wrong, your ginseng fruit tree has been toppled by that Sun monkey." ”
Daxian said: "Before I left, I specially instructed the two apprentices to treat them well, why did he destroy my treasure in a blink of an eye?
The man said, "I've seen it with my own eyes on the remote sensing crystal, where can it be a rumor!"
Daxian was in a hurry, and immediately took all the disciples back, at this time, Yuan Shi Tianzun came out to greet him: "Daxian stay, Poor Dao has something to say to you." ”
Daxian said: "Now that there is an emergency at home, I will go back soon, and I will meet you another day." ”
Tianzun said: "I already know what you are looking at, don't panic, don't panic, listen to me." ”
Daxian said: "My family's treasures have been damaged, where don't you panic? The baby is not yours, you naturally don't panic." ”
Tianzun said: "Since you have been beaten, what's the use of you rushing back now? It's inconvenient to talk here, let's take a step to talk." ”
Daisen thinks about it and feels reasonable. I blindly panicked, but I lost my demeanor and face. So he went in with Tianzun to speak.
The two entered the hall and sat down according to the courtesy of the guest and host, and there was no one else.
The fairy child came up to offer the fairy tea, and Tianzun spoke first: "I got the news just now, that Monkey King knocked down your ginseng fruit tree. ”
Daxian said: "I also got the news just now, so I was in a hurry to rush back." ”
Tianzun said: "It's good, it's good." ”
The Great Immortal said angrily: "Tianzun's words are not right. My precious tree was broken by that monkey, but you are talking here about the wind and cold, what is the reason!"
Tianzun said: "Great Immortal is angry, please listen to me slowly." If the treasure tree does not fall, where did we come from to embarrass the scripture-learning team?"
Daxian suddenly realized: "I'll just say, this friendship will not be opened soon, late, Tang Xuanzang and a few others have just arrived at my Wuzhuang Guan Realm, and you will send a message saying that you are going to have a meeting." If you dare to love you, you'll have already calculated it!"
Tianzun didn't panic when he saw that Daxian had broken his words, he just heard him laugh and said: "That Monkey King and Zhu Wuneng are a pair of troublemakers, unless they don't let them know the news of the treasure tree, as long as they know, most of them will make trouble." That pig Wuneng was originally the reincarnation of Tianpeng, as long as he arrived at Wuzhuang Temple, where could he not know the truth of the ginseng fruit tree? Now it seems that it is really not bad. ”
Daxian said: "That ginseng tree is my baby pimple, in the sky and on the earth, just this one." You're calculating, and it's not yours to join that treasure tree!"
Tianzun said: "Great Immortal, you and that Sun Monkey are a couple, both of them are anxious people. ”
Daxian said: "The broken tree is mine, why am I not in a hurry? I see that you don't have a backache when you stand and talk." ”
Tianzun said: "As long as you can destroy that westward plan, it will be easy to do." Isn't it just a tree, and it will help you heal in the future. ”
Daxian sneered: "You don't study botany, how can you help me heal?"
Tianzun said: "It's true that I didn't study botany, but Emperor Yan is." When the time comes, I'll ask him to come forward, and I'll be sure to heal your treasure tree, and that's all right, right?"
Daxian remembered that Emperor Yan was a master of botany, so he relaxed a little. In an instant, he suddenly thought of a question and asked, "I heard that Guanyin is also a genius who studies botany, and the super nutrient solution in her jade bottle can cure all things and have the effect of reviving the dead." If Sun Wukong went to invite Guanyin to come, wouldn't your calculation be a bamboo basket for water?"
Tianzun said: "Even if you can't stop him from going west with his master and apprentice, at least he can delay some time, right? As the saying goes, every inch of time is an inch of incense, and this time is a lot of incense." What's more, this time it was the Buddhism that was the first to lose, even if Guanyin could save the ginseng fruit tree, this reason is unreasonable. How can he be a powerful Buddha? Now that my Heavenly Court and Earth Immortals have joined forces, and I am covered by my master, are we still afraid that he will not be able to tear his face?"
When Daxian heard this, he also felt that it made sense, and said: "The existence of the Buddha and the Dao Ancestor at that level will definitely not be able to fight, or the Three Realms will not be scattered." ”
Tianzun said: "Listen to what you mean, do you agree?"
Daxian said: "Then according to Tianzun's meaning, what should I do next?"
Tianzun said: "It's simple. You just have to pester that Tang Xuanzang. Xuanzang is a person who learns scriptures from the mandate of heaven, without him, this westward plan will not work, and our goal will be achieved. It would be better if you could keep that Tang Xuanzang in your view for hundreds or thousands of years. ”
Daxian said: "Stay in my view, eat me, wear mine, it's cheap for you heaven!"
Tianzun said: "We all work together, and the Jade Emperor will bear your losses with you." What's more, Xuanzang is only a vegetarian, how much food can you eat?"
Daxian said: "But the amount of food for his apprentices is not small. ”
Tianzun said: "Are his apprentices willing to stay with you and be under house arrest? They can leave if they want to, you just need to keep Tang Xuanzang alone." Especially that Monkey King, try not to care about him, as long as he doesn't come to bad things. ”
The Great Immortal was not happy when he heard this, and said: "My dignified Immortal Ancestor can't deal with a Sun Monkey?
Tianzun smiled bitterly: "This monkey's body protection skill is amazing." My junior brother's alchemy furnace is powerful, but it still can't refine him. That furnace is a super artifact refined by my master Hongjun Daozu himself. and my junior brother's gold and steel carving, which is also a super artifact refined by my master, and it still can't kill him. Later, it was the Buddha who took action to suppress him! You say, even if you can hold him, what can you do with him?"
Daxian said: "I've heard of it before, but I always think it's an exaggeration, and I can't imagine that this is really the case." I also heard that this Monkey King and Hongjun Daozu are relatives, but I don't know if it's true?"
Tianzun said: "Who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead and chewing the root of his tongue there! How could Dao Ancestor have anything to do with him." ”
Daxian said: "Recently, there have been many rumors about Xuanzang and Wukong in the Nether. I also heard that Tang Xuanzang is a good person who cultivates in the tenth generation, and he can live forever if he eats it. ”
Tianzun said: "Some of these rumors were deliberately spread by Heavenly Court, and some of them were spread from unknown sources. Since the launch of the plan to spread the Buddhist scriptures to the east, the relationship between the parties has become more and more delicate, and the water in this is very deep. ”
Daxian said: "Since that Sun Wukong has nothing to do with Dao Ancestor, but I don't know what the origin is?"
Tianzun said: "There is a piece of news that is more credible. ”
Daxian said: "Tell me about it?"
Tianzun said: "Have you seen a movie called "Superman"?"
Daxian said: "No." ”
Tianzun said: "This superman is called Kenkra, but he is not a person from the Three Realms and Four Continents, but in the West Pole Continents, not in the present, but in another time and space. ”
Daxian said: "It turns out that there are still people with the surname 'Ken' in the West Pole Continents, could it be that there are still people with the surname 'unwilling'?"
Tianzun said: "The surnames of these Western continents are completely different from the lands of the Three Realms and Four Continents, and even the words are very different and belong to different language families. ”
Daxian said: "I really envy Tianzun, there is a powerful master who is different, even such a remote, different time and space things can be understood." ”
Tianzun said: "Back to the point. When that superman Kenkra was born, there was something strange about it. First a large rock fell from the sky, and then it exploded, and out of it came a small child. This kid was born with the ability to climb clouds, he could fly around in the sky, and he was so powerful that he could lift a large truck with ease. Another thing is that this kid has a pair of laser eyes. ”
Daxian was surprised: "Flying Stone!"
Tianzun said: "Not bad. Among our three realms, there are also many flying peaks and flying stones. The stone egg on Huaguo Mountain is a flying stone. I also went to the field to investigate, the stone egg is three feet six feet five inches high, two feet four feet around, and has nine holes and eight holes. Where is this stone egg, it is clearly a well-designed aircraft spaceship rescue pod!"
Daxian said: "I also sent someone to investigate, that Sun Monkey was born with a pair of laser eyes, because these eyes are brilliant, and they have also alarmed the Jade Emperor." Later, it was estimated that it was because of the lack of adaptation to the water and soil, and this magic power was never used again. He was also born to climb the clouds, five or six feet above the ground, three or five miles away, and he was also infinitely powerful, and spent all day with monkeys, jackals, tigers and leopards. Before he became famous, he was already the king of the party near Huaguo Mountain, and was called the Monkey King. These are all consistent with the characteristics of that Kenkra. ”
Tianzun said: "Another point, this Kenkra likes to wear a red cloak. ”
Daxian said: "When that Sun monkey was the Monkey King, he also liked to wear a red cloak!"
Tianzun said: "That Kenkra likes to wear underwear outside. ”
Daxian said: "Sun Monkey likes to wear a small short skirt, which is similar to the length of underwear. Both of them look so coquettish and unbeaten!"
Tianzun said: "That's not called coquettish alternative, but called otherworldly style." ”
At this point, the two laughed together.
Tianzun said: "Actually, they still have many similarities. For example, Sun Monkey has fiery eyes and can break through the other party's camouflage to see its body, Superman also has super perspective eyes and can also see the essence through appearances, Kenkra has the incorruptible body of King Kong and has extremely high physical defense, and Sun Monkey also has the body of King Kong of Immortality. However, Sun Monkey's supernatural powers seem to have been learned later, and Kenkra's supernatural powers seem to have been taught by his parents. ”
Daxian said: "The two of them do have many similarities, I really don't say it's not like it, the more I say it, the more similar it becomes." In this way, Wukong is an alien. ”
Tianzun said: "Words can't be said like this. Since he was born in the Three Realms, he naturally has to be counted as a member of the Three Realms. What's more, the specific situation is not certain, this is just a guess. ”
Daxian said: "Maybe that Kenkra is a fan of Sun Monkey, and he is imitating Sun Monkey." ”
Tianzun said: "I don't rule out this possibility. This monkey is indeed very famous, and it is said that there is a man named Inuyasha who is also a fan of his. ”
Daisen asked, "What the hell is Inuyasha?"
Tianzun said: "After the female version of Tang Xuanzang was reincarnated, she led several of her subordinates to survive in the wilderness, killing demons and demons all the way, just to find the jade of the four souls. What is looking for the jade of the four souls, in fact, isn't it just to seek the true scriptures. It's all a routine!"
Daxian said: "It seems that this monkey is quite famous." ”
Tianzun said: "It's really famous. ”
Daxian said: "Since this is the case, then I will intercept their master and apprentice and put on a good show to watch." ”
Tianzun said: "The play must be performed, and the ultimate goal is to detain Xuanzang." ”
Daxian said: "The life of the immortals is really boring, and I will also play tickets." ”
So Daxian resigned from Tianzun and led his disciples back to the lower realm. He had only been in the Heavenly Realm for an hour, but in the Nether Realm it had been almost a month.