Chapter 26: Bang Bang Bang, Knock on the Pig Jar!
After Tang Xuanzang drove Wukong away as he wished, he put the burden on the horse and led the horse to continue westward. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
What he thinks is: Anyway, he is a nobleman, and in case of danger, the Buddha will naturally find a way, but now he is a little more tired, and he must choose a handsome and well-behaved apprentice.
As he was walking, he suddenly saw someone in front of him, and when he looked closely, he saw who it was not the Bodhisattva.
Xuanzang thought to himself: "That's really the case!"
So he hurried a few steps, came to the Bodhisattva, bowed down and said, "Disciple Xuanzang, meet Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
The Bodhisattva said: "Xuanzang, the Buddha finally found you a Monkey King as an apprentice, why did you drive him away." ”
Xuanzang said: "Bodhisattva, listen to me, this Monkey King is really stubborn, I don't like it very much, and I ask the Buddha to plan otherwise." ”
The Bodhisattva said: "Xuanzang, you don't know anything. Although this monkey is a little stubborn, he is a person with great magical powers, if it is not for his participation, you will not be able to learn the scriptures. ”
Xuanzang said curiously: "This monkey head really has such a great supernatural power?"
The Bodhisattva said: "I think that back then, this Sun Monkey messed up the Heavenly Palace, fought all over the Heavenly Realm invincible, and almost became the Jade Emperor." Later, it was the Buddha himself who suppressed him under the two realms of mountains. Do you think he's awesome?"
Xuanzang said: "Is there really such a thing? I thought he was talking big." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Yes, he really didn't blame you. ”
Xuanzang said: "But this Monkey King is wild and untamable, he makes his own decisions in everything, does not listen to teachings, and is bold and reckless, killing at will." I'm afraid that instead of helping me, he will cause me great trouble. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "For this, the Buddha has already planned. ”
So he passed the spell and a tight hoop turned into a flower hat to Xuanzang, and even a cotton cloth straight jacket, which were all prepared for Wukong.
Xuanzang couldn't refuse, so he had to say: "There is another point, this monkey is too ugly." Every time I saw his ugly face, I couldn't even eat! I think that at the beginning, I sat alone on the high altar, preaching the scriptures and preaching the Fa, and the sky was full of flowers, what a beautiful scenery. Now I have taken a monkey to walk, and people who don't know the details will think that I am a monkey who walks the rivers and lakes. ”
The Bodhisattva saw that he was actually admiring himself, and couldn't help but smile and replied: "Xuanzang's words are wrong. For an elegant and handsome character like you, you should find an ugly apprentice, which is called safflower with green leaves. If the apprentice is also handsome, doesn't that steal your limelight?"
As soon as the Bodhisattva spoke, it was like an initiation, which made Xuanzang wake up all of a sudden.
Yes, the Bodhisattva is too reasonable! If you find an apprentice who is too handsome, then how can you bring out yourself? But now that everyone has been driven away by themselves, it is too late to regret it.
Xuanzang said: "Bodhisattva, having said that, Sun Wukong's temper is too big, I only said two words to him, and he turned around and ran, and now who knows where he went." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Don't worry about this, as long as you admit it, I have my own way to let him come back and continue to be your apprentice, how about it?"
Xuanzang replied happily: "That's good." ”
Then the Bodhisattva said, "In that case, you will wait here, and I will go and seek him." After speaking, the Bodhisattva went straight to the East China Sea and waited for Wukong on that sea.
But it was said that Wukong and the Dragon King had been sneakily for a long time, and when they left, the Dragon King handed him another echo worm and told him to use it carefully, so that no one could see it.
Wukong came out of the sea and was about to go to Huaguo Mountain, but suddenly found a fairy-like figure standing above the clouds, who was this not Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Wukong didn't panic, and bowed down to Pusa: "Oh, this is not the Guanyin Bodhisattva of Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, why do you have time to come to the East China Sea for a walk today? Don't you know, I just saw the old dragon of the East China Sea playing erhu on my Huaguo Mountain." Tsk, is this the so-called fairy life, it's really enviable. ”
The Bodhisattva said: "You monkey, you are there again! Let me ask you: You promised me that you would take good care of the Tang monk when he traveled west to learn scriptures, but why did you leave him alone and run to the East China Sea?"
Wukong said aggrievedly: "The Bodhisattva doesn't know, that Tang Xuanzang doesn't like me horizontally and vertically, and says that I can't be his apprentice, and I can't go to the West Heaven." He insisted on driving me away, so I had to fulfill his wish. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "This monkey head is talking nonsense again. Obviously, you didn't listen to his teachings and wantonly killed and injured your life. He only said a few words to you, and you went away in a rage. Tell me, should he, the master, listen to your apprentice, or should you, the apprentice, listen to him?"
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you are too partial when you say this. I really protected him, and killed the wicked for him, why did you blame me. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Although you have good intentions, you must also know that sometimes good intentions can also do bad things. Haven't you experienced enough of the previous lessons? If you are obsessed with it and do not change your dead nature, when will you attain the right results?"
Wukong was unconvinced: "It was he who looked at me unpleasantly and deliberately made things difficult for me!"
The Bodhisattva said: "Actually, your master is also for your good, he is like a mirror, reminding you at any time that you have not done it there, and where you have done it, this is the so-called taking people as a reference, and you can know the gains and losses." Thinking that Tang King Li Shimin, it is precisely because of his admonition that he can become a generation of Ming Jun. ”
Wukong said: "That Li Shimin or something, the disciple doesn't know, but what the Bodhisattva wants to say, I understand." If you think about it, I was indeed too willful in the past, so I was suppressed by the Buddha for more than 500 years. In the past 500 years, I have often reflected on it, but it is not deep enough. Today, I heard the words of the Bodhisattva, like thunder, Wukong and I have been taught. But now that Tang Xuanzang has driven me away, even if I want to go back to protect him, I can't help it. ”
The Bodhisattva saw that Wukong was relieved, and said happily: "Your master, I have already gone to talk about it, and he also admits that his tone is a little heavier for you, as long as you are willing to go back, he will not embarrass you again, how about it?"
Wukong said: "In this way, the Bodhisattva has to bother. However, I heard about it......"
The Bodhisattva said, "You monkey, what do you want to do?"
Wukong said: "No, no, this is really not." I just heard that the Buddha seems to be making an information film, and the name seems to be called Journey to the West, I wonder if it's true?"
The Bodhisattva also knew that this monkey head had vast magical powers and vast contacts, and it was impossible to hide it from him, so he said, "Yes, there is indeed such a thing. What's your idea?"
Wukong said: "I just want to ask, if I can ensure that Tang Seng successfully obtains the true scriptures, what benefits can I have?"
The Bodhisattva scolded with a smile: "In the past, you were suppressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and lived like a year, but now that you are free, isn't it a benefit, so what benefits do you want?"
Wukong said: "It depends on how you say this." Although I was suppressed at the bottom of the mountain in previous years, I was just a little bored, but I didn't have anything to worry about. Now to protect the Tang monk westward, all the way up the mountain high road is far away, the road is rugged, and there are so many big rivers blocking the way. It's not that you don't know that Tang Xuanzang is an ordinary man, he can't pick his shoulders, he can't lift his hands, his legs and feet are slow, and he doesn't even have the power to protect himself. If you want to get to the west day, you don't know what year or month it is. I was also an anxious person, and I wished I could rush to the west as soon as possible, so I took the scriptures. Alas, I'm in a hurry, I'm really anxious. When I met such a parallel trading master, I was also speechless. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Okay, okay, after saying so much, don't you just want benefits?" You don't want to think about how the Buddha will treat you badly if you can ensure that he can successfully complete the task? ”
Wukong Sarai said: "What's the use of the golden body and the fruit? Lao Sun, I have the body of the immortal King Kong, and I have cancelled the death register in the underworld. Even if you can't get this golden body positive fruit, you can still transcend life and death and be at ease. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Don't try to hide it from me. Your immortal vajra body is just a supernatural power, but it can't guarantee you a smooth passage through the heavenly tribulation. You have to understand that the more people who rebel against the heavens, the greater the power of the heavenly calamity. With a great supernatural power like yours, if you want to survive the catastrophe, I think it will be difficult! Difficult! Difficult! Let's talk about the fact that you forcibly sold your dead registration in the underworld: It was a violent resistance to the law, and although the dead registration was cancelled, this kind of behavior is not recognized and protected by the law. ”
Wukong was willing to give up easily, and he complained to the Bodhisattva: "Since being pressed by the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, my legs and feet have always been a little unfavorable, and every time it rains, I feel sore, my hip joint is also slightly damaged, and I often have headaches!"
The Bodhisattva knew that he was playing tricks again, so he perfunctorily said to him: "Count it as a work-related injury, and when you succeed in learning the scriptures in the future, I will make up for it for you." ”
Wukong was still hesitating, and the Bodhisattva continued to persuade gently: "Wukong, if you can achieve the right result, you will no longer have to take risks to survive the catastrophe, this is a piece of the Buddha's good intentions, many people want to join this scripture learning team, but the Buddha has not yet agreed! I can also tell you in advance: In fact, in this expansion film, you are the real first male protagonist." Even that Tang Xuanzang can only be regarded as the second actor. In the future, he will accept three apprentices, but those three people, one is passerby A, one is passerby B, and the remaining one is the dragon in the dragon set. Even the Buddha and I were just cameos. As the saying goes, after this village, there will be no such shop! Don't make a decision that you will regret for the rest of your life. ”
As soon as Wukong heard that he was actually the number one actor in this expansion film, and even the Buddha and the Bodhisattva were just playing tricks, he couldn't help but be overjoyed: "I heard that these actors are all paid, right?"
The Bodhisattva said very simply, "Eight million taels of gold." ”
Wukong asked again: "Then I don't know how much my master's salary is?"
The Bodhisattva reproached, "What do you care so much about?"
Wukong smiled and said, "Isn't it just curiosity." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Ten million taels of gold." ”
Wukong was puzzled: "Obviously I am the first actor, why is his salary higher than mine?"
The Bodhisattva said, "This, this...... In fact, Tang Xuanzang was originally the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Buddha. ”
Wukong sneered: "Hehe, it turns out that Buddhism also talks about unspoken rules?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Monkey head nonsense. He is the reincarnation of the second disciple of the Buddha, so naturally he has a deeper relationship with the Buddha, so he became your master, and the salary should be higher. ”
When Wukong heard this, not only did he not lose his anger, but said angrily: "This Tang Xuanzang is really hateful, he actually calculates me!"
The Bodhisattva said: "I said it well just now, why did you scold your master for no reason!"
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you don't know something. Since I followed that Tang Xuanzang, he asked me to turn into a fate every time. You think, I still had some fate with the Buddha, but when I turned into it, this fate melted away! You say, isn't he calculating me?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Nonsense! This is a method of cultivation in my Buddhism, how can you explain it so arbitrarily. Your master told you to turn your fate, where is it to calculate you. ”
Wukong smiled and said, "Just think of me as a villain's belly, and this matter will be stopped." But I don't know ....... heroine."
As soon as the Bodhisattva's willow eyebrows were raised, he was about to go crazy, and Wukong hurriedly said: "Bodhisattva, don't worry, I'll just say that." I often hear people say that if there is a lack of beautiful heroines in this film, the box office will be greatly affected. ”
The Bodhisattva said: "Who did you listen to, listen to what the old dragon of the East China Sea said?"
Wukong said: "If you don't have it, you won't have it, don't do the dragon king's business." If nothing else, I'll go to my master?"
The Bodhisattva was entangled by this monkey for a long time, and he also felt a headache, wishing that he would go to Xuanzang earlier, so he said: "Then you go quickly, don't live up to the Buddha's good intentions!"
Seeing that the goal had been achieved, Wukong no longer entangled, quit the Bodhisattva, and went straight to find Xuanzang.