Chapter 27: This monkey is a juggler!

When Wukong saw Xuanzang, Xuanzang was sitting on the side of the road. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wukong asked, "Master, why don't you hurry?"

Xuanzang really didn't mention the past, but replied lightly: "Where have you been for most of the day, leaving me here alone." ”

Wukong said: "I went to the Dragon King of the East China Sea to make a door, and he insisted on leaving me for dinner before coming back." ”

Xuanzang said: "You are happy to eat, but I am starving here, are you going to be an apprentice?"

Wukong knew that Master was going to ask him to go to Huayuan again, so he said, "If Master is hungry, I will go to the front to give you some fasting to eat." ”

Xuanzang said: "No need to go, I still have some dry food in my baggage, which was given to me by Liu Taibao's mother." Take a bowl and get me some water. ”

Wukong didn't know that there was a deception, so he went to untie the burden and look for dry food and bowls, but he saw a gold-inlaid flower hat and a cotton cloth with good colors and styles, so he asked, "Is this what the master brought from Dongtu, why haven't you seen it before?"

Xuanzang said to him: "This is what I wore when I was a child." It was originally placed under the baggage, but I was bored just now and missed my homeland, so I took it out and enjoyed it for a while. ”

Wukong looked like it, and said, "If you put it away, you can also put it, so you might as well wear it for me." ”

Xuanzang said: "I'm afraid that the length is not suitable, so if you like it, take it and wear it." ”

Wukong was overjoyed, so he put on the coat and hat, the size was just right, as if it was made by measuring his figure. But how did he know that this was originally specially customized for him.

Xuanzang saw Wukong on the set, so he silently recited the incantation, and the painful Wukong rolled all over the ground, while rolling, he grabbed the flower hat. The hat was scratched, but a golden hoop was left firmly on the door of the head.

Xuanzang stopped reading, Wukong didn't have a headache, I saw him take out the golden hoop stick, turned into a needle, and wanted to pry the golden hoop off, but unfortunately it was in vain for a long time.

Wukong said: "Master, you are making a ghost out of it!"

Where would Xuanzang carry the black cauldron for the Bodhisattva, so he said: "This is what the Bodhisattva asked me to give you." She just told me that if you wore this hat, you would be obedient, and you didn't know that there would be such oddities. ”

Wukong said angrily: "Okay, you Bodhisattva, you said it well just now, why did you come to calculate me as soon as you turned your back! It's too pit, it's too pit, you all work together to calculate me!"

This time, he used a set of 8864 style ground punch methods: a group front flip followed by a straight backflip, followed by an 806h turn of 920 degrees to bend his knees and turn inward for seven and a half weeks.

Xuanzang turned his mouth and watched carefully. He secretly praised in his heart: "This monkey actually has such an outstanding acting talent, it's a waste of talent not to act in monkey plays." "How did he know that Wukong was really a regular monkey opera actor with a professional background and devilish training!

In fact, where is Wukong acting, he really has a headache, he can't stand the pain!

In the end, Wukong felt that his head was about to be crushed, and had to beg for mercy loudly: "Don't read it, don't read it!"

When Xuanzang saw him begging for mercy, he stopped thinking again, and Wukong didn't have a headache anymore. At this time, Wukong no longer had any doubts, and shouted: "I'm angry, I'm angry! I'm going to the South China Sea now, kicking her mountain gate, and I'm going to tell her to loosen this hoop before she can rest!"

Xuanzang said: "You can save it." This mantra was passed on to me by the Bodhisattva. You're going to find her? Aren't you going to get caught in the net!"

Wukong was already frightened by the Buddha, and he thought to himself: "If I kill this Tang Xuanzang, the Buddha will definitely not spare me! I can't do a loss-making deal!" Then he said in frustration: "Alas, I didn't expect to be cheated again." That's it, I'll listen to you in the future, and I'll keep you going to get the scriptures wholeheartedly, please don't read them in the future. ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, let's make three chapters of the law, if you are willing to keep your promise, I will never read it again." ”

Wukong said weakly: "You can tell me, if it is too rude to ask, I will not agree even if it hurts to death." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't worry, being a teacher will never embarrass you." The first rule: If you are in a crowded place, you must not commit violence, lest you cause trouble for me. Second, if it is in a sparsely populated place, you must find out the details before you do it, and you must not leave any handles. This third rule is the simplest: if I tell you to do it, you will do it, and if I tell you to stop, you will stop. In the event of any conflict between the preceding two articles and Article 3, Article 3 shall prevail. What do you think?"

Wukong said: "You just say directly, I have to listen to your orders, why bother with so many moths?"

Xuanzang said: "Then you agreed?"

Wukong said: "All promises, all promises." But you can't fool me. As long as I listen to you, you will never repeat that mantra again. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you are obedient, what will I do with that mantra, and you will be full of food?"

Wukong said: "Then please ask the master to command." ”

Xuanzang said: "In addition to learning the scriptures, what other important things can be? You will help me on the horse now, let's continue to hurry." ”

Wukong said, "Didn't you just say that you haven't fasted yet?"

Xuanzang said: "I have already eaten it just now, so I am waiting for you." ”

Wukong scolded in his heart: "In this world, the Buddha is unreliable, the Bodhisattva is unreliable, and it is not reliable to find a master, all of them are unreliable." "But scolding and scolding, I can only continue to hurry after scolding.

It is said that the two continued to travel west, and along the way, Wukong was much more respectful to Xuanzang, and the master said to do whatever he did, and he was decent, as if he had changed as a person.

Xuanzang has been relieved of the knot since he got the Bodhisattva's point, and now he looks at Wukong, how to look at it. People are smart, diligent, take care of people and careful, work hard, and are not handsome, so they can't steal their limelight. This is just like King Tang's treatment of Xuanzang at the beginning, it is simply a 180-degree change.

But now it's Goku's turn to have a heart knot. He is obedient and obedient, but he is listless all day long, and he lacks a little initiative in doing anything.

However, there is a good saying, adversity sees true love. One is born with a warm stomach and is unwilling to be lonely, and the other is a teenager with an innocent heart. These two people, along the way through the mountains and rivers, together to the west, when free, Xuanzang told Wukong about the past in Jinshan Temple to tease the senior brother and master, Wukong told Xuanzang about the year to occupy the mountain as the king, travel all over the world to make friends, through continuous exchanges, mutual understanding, the relationship is slowly harmonious, so far there is finally a bit of a master and apprentice.

On this day, while the two were in a hurry, they chatted, and Xuanzang said: "Wukong, when I just set off from Chang'an some time ago, I also brought two entourages, but later I was caught by a monster. I've seen those youkai slaughter and eat them, and it's terrible. You say, "Wouldn't it be bad if you went to turn into a fate or go to explore the path, and a monster happened to come to catch me?" Didn't you say that you have the supernatural power of incarnation, if you can transform into an incarnation and protect me with you, won't it be foolproof?"

Wukong said: "Master, don't you know, my supernatural power is very mana-intensive, and if the amount of exercise is large, it will consume mana even more." Moreover, since I brought this golden hoop, I always feel dizzy, I can't control all my cultivation, and my magic value has dropped so much, most of which are a little weird, and the next time I meet the Bodhisattva, I always have to think of a way, so that she can take this hoop is the right thing. ”

Xuanzang said: "How can you be born then? Why don't you find me a weapon to defend myself?"

Wukong said: "Don't you have a Jiuxi Zen staff in your hand, that is the treasure given to you by the Buddha." ”

Xuanzang said: "Oh, the teacher is a disabled person, and it is inconvenient to walk, so the Buddha gave me a Zen stick to use as a crutch." What I want now is for self-defense, such as swords and daggers. ”

Wukong said: "You are a mage, you actually use a sword and dagger, and you are not afraid of people's jokes." ”

Xuanzang said: "Life is at stake, who am I afraid of laughing at? Even if you can't defend yourself, it's good to use it to kill yourself." If it really comes to that point, I'd rather kill myself than be bitten to death by a bunch of monsters. ”

Wukong heard Xuanzang say this, and he didn't know how to tinker with it, so he took out a novice dagger and handed it to Xuanzang.

Xuanzang took a look and couldn't help but be disappointed: "How can the attack of this weapon be 1-0, it is estimated that it can only be used to kill mosquitoes." ”

Wukong sneered: "You are a zero-level mage, and you don't have any strength points, even if I give you an artifact, can you pick it up?"

Xuanzang had no choice but to put away the novice dagger.