Chapter 7: Crossing the River
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(Continued from above)
In other words, Eryou led the way, took Zuzi and Wensheng around the road, and then walked to the southwest, rested twice halfway, chatted some gossip, and got to know each other better. It was almost noon, a high mountain and a large river were coming, and the cold air hit people.
And he saw this mountain,
Magnificent and boundless.
Spread out like a painting,
Cliff pine wind waved his hand,
cloud-cliff show barrier,
Feiyan is free.
Strange peaks rise in the sky,
Saga.
Tall trees with green hair,
Maple Leaf is in good years.
Clouds and mist move the mountainside,
The river flows around the mountain.
Look at this river again, the waves are turbulent, the sound of running is like thunder, the waterfall falls from the sky, and the water hits the deep pool and flies in all directions. The turbulent pool is crystal clear, the cold is pressing, in the pool water, variegated are all kinds of fish, green water plants, blisters in strings, swinging pieces of flowers and leaves.
Seeing this scene, Wen Sheng was very excited, and he asked, "Two teachers, what kind of mountain is this, and which river?"
Eryouzi hurriedly took out the map, looked at it for a while, pointed his finger and said: "This mountain is called Dashishan, and the name of the river is Dashui River." ”
Hearing this, Zuzi looked bitter, pointed at Eryou and shouted: "Well, my brother, you have a good road, don't sit in the car...... What else is the big stone mountain, the big water river, is the mountain can not have big stones? Is it the river that can not have a big water flow? You are talking in vain. ”
"What's wrong? This is my name?"
Wen Sheng hurriedly said: "Two teachers, many of our mountains and rivers here are nameless, why? Because the old names in the past were too vulgar, such as Dead Wolf Mountain, Stinky Chun Cliff, Wang Baling, Dog Cave, as well as Huagong River, Dead Fish Beach, and Ten Miles of Windward Stinky Things, now they are all under control, and these names are outdated and no one calls them." But in some places, the new name is not used to it, and the common people call it back and forth, so they simply call it casually, and then talk about it when they are used to it. ”
"That's right!" said Eryou.
Zuzi flicked his arm: "That's right." I see how you let us cross this river!"
Eryou said: "Zu, don't get into a little trouble, you can't get over it in a hurry, those who play tourism want to find such a primitive mountain and river, they will be happy to jump high with money to cross the river." ”
"You can do it, you have a way. Zushi sat on the rock. Eryou pulled out an axe from his backpack, which was wearing a blade. Eryou pulled off the blade, revealing a very sharp axe blade, and he handed it to the Zuzi and said, "Go and cut some branches as thick as your calf, and we will make a big raft to cross the river." ”
He also advised: "Don't keep catching a tree and cutting it down, you can cut it to death!"
"Well?!" The zuki didn't take the axe, he jumped high: "Well, old oil, you know that I am a landlubber, and I didn't suffocate in the river for your good luck back then, what kind of rotten raft will I take to cross the river, see that the river jumps straight high, can ......I get by?"
Then he threw the axe at the feet of the Zushi. Then he asked Wensheng: "You're not a landlubber, are you?" Wensheng said, "I'm not, I can swim at the age of five." ”
"Okay! Let's go find the tree strips and weave ropes. "Eryou and Wensheng came to a big tree, this tree was full of thin branches, Eryou was most familiar with this kind of branches, full of tenacity. Eryou climbed up the tree after observing it, he took out a knife from his waist to cut off the branch and threw it down, allowing Wen Sheng to carry it to the river to soak.
Eryou was on the tree, and when he saw that the Zuzi was also up the tree over there, he struggled to cut down the branches, and every time he cut it, he looked at Eryou and gritted his teeth and shouted: "I will kill you......!" Then he said, "Come on, make up the raft and we'll have dinner." ”
The thick branches of the Zushi and the thin strips of Eryou were enough, and the servants were together, and they set up a raft under the guidance of Eryou, and the key parts were tied and tied by Eryou's own hands. The raft is nearly two meters wide and more than three meters long, surrounded by a fence, where you can sit and have a backpack and handrails in front of you.
After the raft was tied, the Zuzi went up to sit first, and he grinned at Eryou: "Okay! I didn't expect you to have this hand!" Wen Sheng also went up to sit and sit.
Eryou asked: "Shall we start the meal now, or cross the river to eat again?"
Zushi and Wensheng were very excited, and Zushi said: Eat in the past, and your heart will be at ease in the past. So Eryou carefully chose a relatively gentle river, and the men carried the raft to the water's edge, first using a rope to connect the raft to a tree. The servants were all holding wooden sticks used for paddling, and Eryou went up first, and told Zuzi and Wensheng how to use wooden "oars" to paddle the water, and both Zushi and Wensheng nodded and explained clearly, and then got on the raft.
The raft is not offshore, and when the second oil cuts the rope connecting the raft and the small tree, the raft immediately becomes "Ren fluttering", and the first two times it turns, and the zushi begins to shout.
Eryou shouted: "Follow my movements, I shout one or two, and at three o'clock I will row hard, I will row this side, you two will also row this side, I will row that side, and you two will also row that side." ”
Wen Sheng shouted loudly: "Okay!"
The Zuzi shouted, "I'm going to die!" In order to relieve his fear, the Zuzu let out a strange cry, and the sound of the water waves hitting the rocks was combined, one like a hell moaning, the other like a wolf's howl.
Eryou and Wensheng were busy paddling the "oars", and the raft did not obey the call. This section of the river is more than 20 meters wide, and although it seems to be gentle on the surface, there is an undercurrent underneath, and the raft is always spinning.
The Zushi clings to the backpack and the handrail, the handrail is originally tied to the rope, at this time swaying left and right, leaning forward and backward, not more than ten times, the Zushi began to feel uncomfortable, the stomach is happier than the river, and immediately vomited. Thanks to the strength of the two oils, he was worried that the raft would fall apart, so he threw off his arms and shouted: "One, two, one, two!" In the end, although Navazi drifted diagonally for a hundred and ten meters according to his intended goal, he finally got stuck in the middle of several probing stones on the opposite shore and fixed them, which connected to the hillside on the shore.
The servants were silent, gasping for breath, and they could clearly hear the "fluttering and fluttering" sound in their chests.
Eryou looked back, Wen Sheng pulled his head, and the chuck stared straight into the water with blank eyes, and his mouth couldn't spit out anything anymore.
Eryou stabilized the raft, let Wen Sheng go up to the water exploration stone first, and then pulled the Zuzi up, and the Zuzi sat on the stone: "My mother, alas, I am still alive, I am served!"
Wen Sheng gasped. Inspiration came again to the surface of the water: "When the fox-eyed fairy master did not attain the Tao, he crossed the Tianhe River with a single oar, breaking the waves for 400 miles, and at that time the monsters in the water were everywhere, and the water evil Zhou Tian Mi Che, the four water spirits were called the water devil headless fish, the three eyes of the jet dragon, the evil eye of the sand was poisonous, and the mud tadpole black tail knife was thrown. These four monsters occupy countless times in the Tianhe, how can they allow the fox-eyed heavenly master to ferrying into immortals...... They surrounded the fox-eyed celestial master and fought together......"
"Alas...... Awesome. Zushi hung his head and raised his thumb high.
When they went ashore, they looked back at the raft and were taken aback, the raft was originally square, but now it was crooked and disorganized.
They sat on the hillside to rest, and they also dried their clothes. Zuzi rummaged through his backpack, pointed to Eryouzi and said: "Eryou, it's a big deal, not only did you almost kill the two of us, but you also soaked food, your baked cake will be finished, now punish you for cooking, see how you cook this meal?"
"Alas, you are unreasonable, just now on the other side of the river, I said to eat and then cross the river, who said to cross the river and then eat? If you eat on the other side of the river, you will be strange if you don't vomit to death in the middle of the river!"
"Then what do you say you want to eat now?" ......
(To be continued below)