Chapter 188: Cai Cai? I'll pick your sister!
The woman asked in a coquettish voice, "Little monk, in the middle of the night, what kind of scripture are you still reading?"
Hearing this, Wukong turned his head sharply, pretending to be lost and staring at the woman in a daze. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The woman covered her mouth and smiled lightly, and said out loud: "Okay, you are not a serious little monk, why are you staring at the Lun family?"
Wukong stammered, "Xiaosheng me...... I'm not...... It's a little monk. ”
The woman said, "What do you mean by that? Are you a monk or not?"
Wukong said, "No...... No. ”
The woman asked curiously, "Why are you wearing a robe and shaved your head even though you are not a monk?"
Wukong was stunned for a moment, and then he pretended to come back to his senses.
He waved at the woman and replied respectfully: "Xiaosheng Ning Caichen, just because his mother is seriously ill, he came to this Zhenhai Temple to burn incense and make a wish." The dean said that he had to dress like this to move the Buddha. ”
The woman exclaimed, "Cai Cai! Are you really Cai Cai! I am your Qianqian!"
Wukong got goosebumps all over his body!
He shouted, "Do I know you very well?
The woman said, "Don't pick my sister, she was sent by my grandmother to harm you!
Wukong said: "Xiaosheng is a serious person, no one picks it, you go quickly, don't delay me to make a wish." ”
Seeing that Wukong was not enlightened, the woman changed the topic and said softly: "Caichen, the so-called parents of the body, you actually shaved your hair, what kind of filial son do you pretend?"
Wukong shook his head and said, "As long as my mother can recover, what does it matter if she is really a monk? ”
The woman said: "If you leave the house, you can't find a woman!"
Wukong said: "You are stupid! monks can be vulgar even if they are tired of doing it, I have already thought about it." ”
The woman said happily: "Cai Cai, you are really as witty as before, it seems that I didn't like you in vain." ”
Wukong said, "Am I familiar with you?"
The woman complained, "Don't you really remember me? ”
Wukong said angrily: "I said I don't know you!
The woman coquettishly said: "If I don't get out, I will accompany you." ”
Wukong looked helpless and said: "Oh, you women are really unbearable, every time you see me, you make all kinds of excuses to confess, it's really annoying." ”
The woman said, "Are you annoyed? Why don't I accompany you to the backyard to relax?" ”
Wukong said: "If you want to soak me, I will say that I have always liked to do things directly." ”
The woman said, "I like you the most straightforward! Let's go to the backyard to play!"
Wukong said: "No, I still have to make a wish." ”
The woman said: "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold! Let's talk about the wish later." ”
Wukong said: "It's summer!"
The woman said, "You and I are young, isn't it just a moment of spring supper?" Come, let my sister and I see a straight man!", and as she spoke, she was about to put her hand into Wukong's arms.
Wukong hurriedly took two steps back and shouted, "Hey, if you want to say it, just say wow, take your claws away!"
The woman said, "Don't you like Caicai?"
Wukong Zhengse said: "The Buddha is looking at us, touching and messing, the impact is not good!"
The woman said, "The Buddha also needs to rest." You see, his eyes are closed. ”
Wukong said: "I said that I was making a wish, don't bother me!
The woman moved the lotus step lightly, turned behind Wukong, and said in a provocative tone: "Oh, even if you make a wish, you have to talk about a combination of work and rest." Let's go, my sister will take you to the backyard for a midnight tea. With that, he sighed in his ear again. A scent of blue musk deer instantly fills the court.
Wukong frowned and asked, "Where did you get the tea in the middle of the night?"
The woman smiled seductively and said, "Don't you know when you go?"
Wukong thought about it again and agreed: "Okay, now I'm a little thirsty, so I'll accompany you to drink a few cups." ”
The woman is overjoyed and leads Goku to the backyard. The yard has been abandoned for a long time and is overgrown with weeds.
Wukong glanced around and asked the woman, "What about the tea you said?" ”
The woman said, "Let Sister Ben come and find out, where is this teapot?"
Goku flashed slightly, and she pounced on the air.
If it was an ordinary mortal, how could he have such agility?
She laughed coquettishly: "I didn't expect to meet a ruthless character who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger." ”
Wukong showed his true face and shouted, "My son, Lao Sun will play with you!" As he spoke, he pulled out the golden rod and called at the woman.
The woman exclaimed: "Sun Wukong, didn't you protect Tang Xuanzang to learn scriptures in the west, why did you come to spoil my good deeds!"
Wukong said: "If you eat people in the temple, I will take care of you!"
The woman said angrily: "Do you think I'm afraid that you won't succeed!
It's a pity that she met the famous Sun Monkey this time. Although this monkey was suppressed by forty percent of its strength, it was not something she could deal with. After thirty moves, the woman didn't expect that she was Wukong's opponent, so she pulled away and left.
How could Wukong let her go, and chased after her all the way. Seeing that she was about to catch up, the woman shook her body, shrunk her body, and went straight into the ground.
Wukong was surprised: "You can actually drill into the ground! Could it be that it is a mouse?" He remembered the promise he had made to the courtyard master just now, and suddenly felt very shameless.
However, face is face, and the work still has to be reported back. So he hurried back to the abbot's room. As soon as he entered the abbot's room, he knew something was wrong. I saw Bajie and Wujing sleeping with drooling, but Xuanzang was gone.
Wukong shouted, "Two sleeping gods, Master!"
The two of them woke up from their dreams, looked up, where was the master?
Bajie said: "Ah, yes, what about Master?"
Wukong said: "I ask you!"
Wujing said: "Senior brother, I'm sorry, I was too tired to carry the burden during the day, and I accidentally overslept!"
Bajie hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, both of us have to bear the burden!"
Wukong said: "Bajie, how did you promise me?"
Bajie said: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it! I didn't expect this ghost to run away from under you." Brother Monkey, didn't you promise the master of the courtyard that you would definitely catch him?"
Wukong said: "Don't mention it! She's not a ghost, she's a youkai, and she's a youkai who can make holes. Lao Sun, I capsized in the gutter, and I actually let her run away. ”
Bajie Qi said: "Can you make holes? Could it be that the rat has changed?"
Wukong said: "It's hard to say, maybe it's a pangolin." ”
Bajie said: "Aren't you sharp-eyed, how can you not see his true body?"
Wukong said: "Alas, I was so excited just now that I forgot to turn on the perspective function." ”
Bajie's eyes lit up!"Fun fun, can't it be a female goblin?"
Wukong said: "It is indeed a mother's." ”
Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, needless to say, I'll go with you to catch monsters, so that I can redeem my crimes." ”
Wukong said with disdain: "As soon as I heard that it was a female monster, you ran faster than a rabbit!"
Bajie said: "You can't say that! I'm here to save Master." ”
Wujing said, "I'll go too! ”
Wukong said: "We don't even know where her cave is, where to find her." ”
Bajie said: "Ask the land!"
Wukong said: "yes, how did I forget this stubble." ”
So he recited a spell and summoned the land. In a moment, a sleepy-eyed landlord came out of the ground.
As soon as this land saw Wukong's several plague gods, the sleepy insects immediately didn't know where to fly!
He hurriedly stepped forward and kowtowed, "Grandpa the Great Sage is here!"
Wukong said: "Land, you don't have to be polite. I called you out in the middle of the night just to inquire about something. ”
The land asked, "What does the Great Sage want to ask?"
Wukong said: "Just now a monster captured my master. This monster has some magical powers, and is good at earth escape. Do you have any clues for me?"
"There are indeed one or two goblins in this black pine forest, but they are all small goblins who are not in the climate. ”
Wukong said: "Then what are the powerful monsters around here?"
The land said: "Yes! There is a hole in the mountain, which is called a bottomless pit for more than 1,000 miles in the south. There is a monster in this cave with great powers. Most likely, she took your master away. ”
Wukong asked, "Is that monster you talking about male or female?"
The land said: "It's a mother." ”
Wukong smiled: "It's probably her!"
Bajie said: "There is finally news, I almost scared the baby to death." ”
Wukong said: "Land, you go back first, and I will handle the rest." ”
Land farewell. The three of Wukong didn't wait for dawn, and flew straight to the south. After flying for more than a thousand miles, a big mountain blocked the way.
Wukong said: "According to the land, this is the Empty Mountain." Bajie, you promised to make a contribution, go and find it. ”
Bajie said: "Brother, why don't you ask about the local land?"
Wukong said: "Are you afraid that you won't be able to find it when you get to the land?"
Bajie came to his senses and said, "Why do you want to give it to him! I'll go now!" As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and left.
After walking for about five or six miles, I came across a female monster fetching water by the well. Ouch, female monster! Bajie stepped forward and accosted, "Hey, hello beauty." ”
The female monster saw that it was an ugly monk with a fat head and big ears, and turned her head to ignore him.
Bajie was thick-skinned and didn't take it seriously at all, he continued to harass: "Beauty, the poor monk is greeting you." ”
The female monster said: "Ugly monk, the old lady is not interested in you, get away!"
Bajie said: "It turns out that I think I'm ugly, so do you want me to become more handsome and show you?"
The female monster said, "Monk, do you still know how to change?"
Bajie said: "It's just a technique of change, little Doyle! ”
The female monster said happily: "Okay, then you will become more handsome, let's find a secluded place to play." ”
Bajie said with a bitter face: "But the poor monk has washed his hands since he became a monk, and he can't play casually." ”
The female monster said angrily: "You're kidding me!"
Bajie said: "Alas, the rules of Buddhism are too strict, and they can only tease you." ”
The female monster said: "The old lady doesn't have time to accompany you to break around, hurry up." ”
Bajie said: "Don't! the poor monk still wants to ask you about something." ”
The female monster said: "Say so much, it turns out to be a monk who asks for directions." We are here in the Hollow Mountain, not a place for wild monks like you to spread wild. ”
Bajie asked, "I heard that there is a bottomless pit in the Trap Mountain, I don't know where it is?"
The female monster said, "Since you know the bottomless pit, do you plan to explore it?"
Bajie said: "What you said is so profound, I don't understand the old pig." ”
The female monster scolded: "Things that don't work, get out of here, don't waste the old lady's time." ”
Bajie said: "Little girl, you didn't get it by yourself, you don't have it after all, it's not your own, this is the last advice that an old driver has to you." ”
The female monster said: "It looks like a very bull, be careful of being struck by lightning." ”
Seeing that the female monster was so uninteresting, Bajie took out a nine-toothed nail rake and said, "You are so ignorant, don't blame me for being rude." ”
The female monster said: "You are really capable, play majestic in front of a female streamer!"
Bajie said: "Old pig, I have a thick skin, and I really don't talk about any face!"