Chapter 64: Soulmates are hard to find
Becoming brothers again? Xuanzang felt a very headache when he thought of the word 'royal brother'.
He thought that even if the task was completed, he didn't expect that there would be a follow-up task.
So he hurriedly played: "The poor monk sincerely went to the West Heaven to study, and he had no intention of being rich and noble, and asked His Majesty to take back his fate." As for this demon subjugation, the poor monk has no power to restrain the chicken, and he can't help His Majesty. ”
The king said strangely: "You don't know how to subdue demons, how dare you go to the West Heaven to study?"
Xuanzang said: "Your Majesty, I was able to come here from Dongtu completely because of my two apprentices. ”
The king said, "Why don't you bring them with you if you have apprentices? ”
Xuanzang said: "My two apprentices have more personality, so I'm afraid of disturbing Your Majesty." ”
The king said, "Well, the more you talk about me, the more curious I become! ”
The king's decree was very efficient. It didn't take long for the message to reach the inn.
As soon as he received the holy decree, Bajie's first thought was to think of food, a lot of food!
The two of them came to the top of the Golden Palace, and this appearance scared the king enough.
This look is really personal!
The king's eyes rolled and he rolled off the dragon bed.
Xuanzang is an assassin-type mage in the end, and his agility is still quite high. Seeing that he was quick-eyed, he rushed forward and held the king up.
Xuanzang apologized and said, "Your Majesty, I'm really sorry, I scared you, right?"
After a long time, the king calmed down a little, and asked curiously, "Do you think that both of them can subdue demons?"
Bajie interjected: "Hehe, my master came here from the Eastern Earth Datang, all relying on my protection. Speaking of demon subjugation, I am second in the old pig, and no one dares to rank first!"
When the king heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Elder Pig, when will you leave?"
Bajie said: "I can set off at any time, a poor monk." Well, I just got up, I haven't eaten yet, and I don't have the strength to fight. ”
Xuanzang shouted loudly: "Bajie, you are really a tonic Bilian, you actually begged for food in His Majesty's Golden Palace, how can you save face as a teacher!"
The king said, "It's okay, it's okay, the more you can eat, the more strength you have." The more Elder Pig eats, the more relieved the widow becomes. So he ordered the left and right to hurry up and fix the fasting for the eight precepts to enjoy.
Bajie is also not ambiguous, eats a lot, Wujing has a thin face, and only stands on the side of Xuanzang.
But the king didn't care about the appearance of Bajie's eating, and asked someone to bring royal wine.
Xuanzang saw that it was going to be bad, and hurriedly said to stop him: "Your Majesty, slow down! My long-mouthed apprentice has had two troubles because he was drunk, and both of them were committed to adultery. I'm afraid that after he drinks the imperial wine, your harem will be uneasy. ”
The king was shocked and hurriedly sent a decree: "There is no need to serve this royal wine, and the food is full!"
Bajie eats fasting and eats, and then talks about Cheng.
Wujing said: "Master, I will go with my senior brother, and we can take care of each other,"
Xuanzang said: "Why don't you bring your teacher with you, how about we go and stage a scene of the three heroes of Buddhism fighting the yellow robe?"
Bajie said: "Master, apart from being agile and high, what else can you do to run away? Xuanzang had no choice but to stay and chat with the king.
After saying that, Bajie and Wujing took off into the air, and the king exclaimed: "Oh, how much joule of energy do you have to consume to fly over like this, can you supply it just by eating some fasting offerings?"
The ministers also echoed in unison: "It's not scientific, it's not scientific." ”
Xuanzang explained: "As long as the method is reasonable, four taels can still allocate thousands of catties, not unusual, not unusual." ”
Hearing this, the king and his ministers were again amazed.
But it was said that the two of Bajie flew to the door of Boyue Cave and pressed the cloud head. Bajie struggled and smashed the door of the cave to pieces. The little demon guarding the door hurriedly ran in to report: "King, woe, woe! Two monks have come to the door!"
The monster was furious, picked up a steel knife, and went out to greet him. The monster said, "Who are you two, why do you still come to break my mountain gate?"
Bajie said: "We are a monk sent by the king of Dongtu Tang to go to the west to learn scriptures, and today I am specially looking for you." ”
The monster said: "It turns out that you are the apprentice of the Tang Dynasty monk! I have already let your master go, what are you still looking for?"
Bajie said: "You still want to ask me about the good things you have done?"
The youkai asked, "What good have I done?"
Bajie said: "You are suspected of kidnapping the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, and the two of us have received a reward order from the Baoxiang Kingdom Crackdown Office, and we are here to arrest you!"
The monster said: "I kidnapped the princess, what's the matter with you!"
Bajie said: "The princess of the family goes to meet netizens, what does it matter to you?
The monster said: "This can only be blamed for your short-sightedness! As the saying goes: love is only love when you snatch love with a knife, and you are bold enough to hug a beauty." Since childhood, this great immortal has practiced the Taoist supreme treasure book "The Art of the Room", since the beauty is current, how can there be no reason not to do it?"
When Bajie heard this, he had a feeling that it was difficult to find a soulmate and hated to meet late, so he couldn't help but nod his head in approval: "Daoyou's words are also very reasonable. ”
The more Wujing listened, the more wrong it became, so he stepped forward and reminded: "Senior brother, we're here to catch monsters!"
Bajie suddenly woke up, he waved the nail rake in his hand, and shouted loudly: "It doesn't matter if you are justified or not, return the princess quickly!"
The monster said: "If you want to play a game to save the princess, you have to show your real skills, look at the knife!" Before the words fell, he slashed at the head, Bajie raised his sword to block it, and Wujing also came up to help, and for a while, the three of them fought together.
Fighting, the two of Bajie gradually lost their opponents. Fighting to the twentieth round, the monster saw the flaw, a knife on the shoulder of Bajie, Bajie was surprised, and walked away in pain, Wujing saw that things were not harmonious, followed by Bajie's defeat, and the monster won and returned to the hole.
The two of them fled for seventy or eighty miles, and then they pressed the clouds. Wujing said: "Senior brother, we can't beat him, what should we do?"
Bajie said: "If you can't beat it, you won't fight! Anyway, the customs clearance document has also arrived, and the princess's letter has also been brought, why do we have to fight monsters?"
Wujing said: "You promised the king to catch demons and save the princess." How can what has been said not count?"
Bajie said: "Oh, junior brother, no matter what you do, you should do what you can." If you can't beat it, you can't beat it, and you can't barely come. ”
Wujing said: "Then what should Master do?"
Bajie said: "That's not simple, take the master and luggage and leave quietly." ”
Wujing said: "This is not good. If Brother Monkey was here, he would never do it. ”
Bajie said: "But Brother Monkey has been expelled, you have to listen to Brother Pig now! I am now using exercises to heal my wounds, and you will help me protect the Fa." When the injury is almost healed, let's go back. Wujing had no choice but to stay with him. ”