Text Chapter 65: Holy monk, you are really a moldy winter melon
Bajie is healing here, but the monster is looking for the princess's bad luck over there.
The monster found the princess and asked sharply, "Madam, I have never treated you badly when I brought you here. The brocade you wear, the gold you wear, I look for things that are missing, and I use them at four o'clock, and I love them every day. Why did you collude with the monks from the east to oppose me!"
The princess thought to herself: "It's good that you are used at four o'clock, and you are deeply in love every day! You are used there, but you pity me as a mortal and weak woman, who is miserable all day long, and lives like a year!"
But she didn't dare to say this, but knelt down and said, "Husband, we have been together for more than ten years, how can we say such things today! ”
The monster said, "That's my guess wrong?"
The princess said, "You really think too much!"
The monster said: "If I don't believe you, this fact is strange today! I'll go to the Treasure Elephant Kingdom to inquire clearly." If you really colluded with those monks, I will definitely come back and eat you alive!"
The monster said, changed into a handsome Langjun, and went to the capital of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.
At this time, the king was chatting with Xuanzang, and suddenly a Huangmen official came to play: "Your Majesty, someone claims to be the three horses, and he is listening to the announcement outside the door. ”
The king was astonished and said, "There are only two horses in the widow, why do you have three horses?"
A minister said, "These three horses must be the monster here." !”
The king asked Xuanzang, "Elder, now that the monster has come to the door, how can you be good?"
Xuanzang is a person who has seen the world, so he said: "Since he is a monster, we can't stop him, so let's just hurry up, announce him in, and see what he has to say." ”
So the king decreed that he should be allowed to enter the temple.
The monster went to the temple, knelt down and saluted, and the mountain shouted long live. When the king saw that he was talented, his suspicions gradually disappeared, and he asked him, "Where do you live, Master Ma, how did you meet the princess? Why did you come back now to recognize your relatives?"
The monster replied politely: "The son-in-law is the young owner of the Boyue Village in Wanzi Mountain. Thirteen years ago, I took a dozen servants to hunt in the mountains, and suddenly I saw a tiger carrying a young girl, so I shot the tiger with an arrow and saved the girl. Your Majesty doesn't need to guess, this girl is the third princess. But the third princess didn't know for what reason, and she refused to mention her identity as a princess, only saying that she was a rich girl who ran away from home. Later, I made a private agreement with the princess for life and became husband and wife. After that tiger escaped, he didn't know where to go and cultivated into a human form, but now he has come to the Treasure Elephant Country to deceive His Majesty!"
The king said, "Who are you talking about the tiger?"
The monster said, "It's the monk sitting next to you!"
Xuanzang relied on someone to protect him in secret, where would he be afraid of this monster. When he heard the lies made up by the monsters, he sneered slightly: "Okay, you monster, you can't even make up lies! You said that you saved the princess, where is the princess now? Where is your villa, do you dare to ask Your Majesty to send someone to pick up the princess? Since you want to argue, then let's try to argue?"
Speaking of dialectics, where is this monster Xuanzang's opponent. He was afraid that if he said too much, he would lose, so he shouted: "Bold monster, don't quibble! Don't show your original form soon!" After saying that, he pointed his hand and made a trick, shouting: "Change!" turned Xuanzang into a colorful tiger!
Xuanzang suddenly felt that something was wrong, and said in his heart: "This monster is so laipi!" Unfortunately, he couldn't speak, and he couldn't help it.
When the king and the ministers suddenly saw Xuanzang turn into a tiger, they were all shocked and fled in all directions. The monster said: "Father, don't worry, the son-in-law is a professional tiger fighter, specializing in this kind of man-eating tiger." After that, another cage was transformed and Xuanzang was trapped in it.
The king said, "Horse, this tiger spirit has two apprentices. ”
The monster said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter." When I catch it together, let my father let me go. ”
So the king ordered the guards to carry down the cage and guard it strictly, and ordered a large banquet to thank the horse master for saving the car.
At the end of the feast, the monster lived in the Yin'an Palace, and the king and the ministers went back to their residence to rest in peace.
It is said that Ryoma was grazing in the post station corridor, and suddenly everyone rumored that Xuanzang was a tiger spirit. Ryoma thought to himself: "My master is obviously a high-ranking monk, how can he be a tiger spirit, it seems that most of them are in the way of that monster! This task of learning scriptures is too pitiful, the senior brother was driven away by the master, and the second senior brother and the third senior brother don't know where to die, is it my turn to play? But I am just a 10,000-year-old dragon set, and I have not been assigned the task of fighting monsters." ”
But he thought about it again: "If something really happens to the master, my positive results will be in vain, and I can't do it at a loss!"
Thinking of this, he immediately went to look for the monster, and finally found that the monster was drinking and eating meat in the Yin'an Palace.
Of course, Ryoma knew that he had a few pounds and a few taels, and he definitely wouldn't go to fight the monster alone, so he thought about making a plan to make a trick to yin him, and if he was lucky, he might blow up this monster.
The calculation stopped, and Ryoma turned into a beautiful Gong'e, and a pair of dragon horns were disguised as double-ringed fairy buns.
Ryoma's dedication is so touching. Of course, then again, Sun Monkey has been doing this for a long time. As for the reason, it's not to add a little passion to the Journey to the West filmed by the Buddha.
As soon as Ryoma arrived outside the temple gate, the youkai became alert, and he shouted, "Who is it?"
Ryoma said: "Handsome guy, the slave maid is here to deliver a message." ”
The monster said, "Come in and talk." ”
Ryoma reported inside: "Good news! Good news! My mother has taken a fancy to you, please go to the pavilion in the imperial garden to talk!"
The monster asked, "Who is your mother?"
Ryoma said, "Don't you know when you go?"
The monster said: "Ben Shuai, I am very single-minded, don't come to hack me!"
Ryoma said: "Oh, the slave maid is just a messenger, and now the words have been brought, and the slave and maid have retired." "Dodge and go!
In fact, this monster is a virtue with Bajie, as soon as he heard that there is a beautiful woman meeting, how can he not be tempted? He thought for a while, and flew to the Imperial Garden in the demon wind.
In the imperial garden, the moon was on the willows, it was very quiet, and he saw a pavilion from a distance, so he pressed the cloud head and went straight to find it.
Ryoma held his breath and hid in the shadows, and when the youkai approached, he pierced through the stab diagonally and stabbed the youkai under the ribs with a sword.
The plan was originally very thorough, but unfortunately the difference in strength between the two was too great. Ryoma not only didn't plot against the youkai, but was injured in the leg by the youkai. Seeing that he was invincible, he could only flee back to the post station wounded and continue to wait.
After a long time, the two Bajie finally returned.
Ryoma suddenly exclaimed, "Senior brother, where have you been dangling, you came back so late!"
Bajie said: "Oh no, this dragon and horse have opened their mouths to talk about people, which is not a good sign." ”
Ryoma said, "Do you know that the master has been arrested?"
Bajie asked in surprise, "The monster is here?"
Ryoma said: "You didn't come back before, I wanted to save the master, but I was injured by him." This monster's magical powers are really good. ”
Bajie said: "Don't say it's you, even if I join forces with Wujing, it's not his opponent." ”
Ryoma said: "If you can't beat it, won't you fight?" Master, what should I do?"
Bajie said: "This monster has a strong mana, and the strength of the three of us is not his opponent." In my opinion, this matter has to be considered in the long run. This is not a place to talk, otherwise, let's find another quiet place, how about it?"
Ryoma turned into a human form, and the two of them took off into the air, flew out of the capital, and found a secluded mountain. In the shade, three men sat on the floor.
Bajie said: "It's safe to talk like this." ”
Wujing said: "What does Senior Brother have to say?"
Bajie said: "Two junior brothers, I have always had some doubts in my heart, but I have never thought clearly. Today, the three of us are here, I will talk about the doubts in my heart, everyone is open and honest, speak freely, and confirm each other is the right thing. ”
Ryoma said, "Senior brother, what's your doubt?"
Bajie said: "Some time ago, I also mentioned it to Senior Brother Sha. There is something wrong with this learning from the scriptures. ”
Wujing said: "What's wrong?"
Bajie said: "I suspect that this Tang Seng is not a real person who learns the scriptures, maybe it is really as the yellow-robed Taoist friend said, this Xuanzang is a tiger spirit! I even suspect that there is an earth-shattering conspiracy hidden in it!"