119 Small hobbies

"Don't you know that the blue bee is shaped like a wasp, and the wasp doesn't collect honey? Gu Fan was a little puzzled: "This is basic common sense, it is impossible for you not to know." ”

The red dragon replied with a big grin: "As long as it's honey, it doesn't matter what kind of bee it is." ”

In Gu Fan's view, Red Dragon's idea is very subtle, which makes him feel that there is a bug in the logic of Red Dragon's algorithm.

[Blue Bee, don't you think there is something wrong with Red Dragon's brain?] He secretly asked his subordinates for their opinions in the channel of the Blue Hornet Legion.

The red dragon immediately replied: [Her Majesty's eyes are like torches, and the brains of red fire ants have been abnormal since birth. 】

[They are drafts made by Her Majesty the Empress before creating the Nanobug Legion, and it is normal for them to have flaws on their bodies. I don't know which part of the group consciousness suddenly came up with such a sentence.

This passage immediately resonated with Blue Bee: [Blue Bee 10086, you finally said an incisive summary. 】

Although the Blue Hornet agreed with Her Majesty's opinion, they did not feel that the Red Dragon had only recently become abnormal, but that their brains had broken down in the first place.

Either way, the promises made have to be kept. Gu Fan first stored the new reactor data in the Red Dragon's database, and then turned his head to look at the Blue Hornet Legion: "What reward do you want?"

Speaking of his new request, Blue Bee suddenly became intimidated: "My subordinate has a small request, I want a bottle of perfume." This is the biggest wish of the sisters at the moment. ”

What the hell are these two legions up to? One wants to eat, the other wants to wear perfume - could it be that they have evolved humanoid emotions?

Gu Fan suddenly became interested: "Just in case, let me ask one more question, what do you want perfume for?"

Her Royal Highness said that every day she could smell the burning smell of mosquitoes all over her subordinates. Blue Bee explained solemnly: "The subordinates decided to change the way to protect Her Royal Highness, from luring the enemy to go deep to taking the initiative. ”

The smell of burning mosquitoes mentioned by her daughter is the result of the blue bee's night duty.

Gu Meng's eldest princess's bedroom is so big, and the castle is built on the mountain, so it is understandable that mosquitoes with short eyes can mix in. In order to prevent Her Royal Highness from being bitten by mosquitoes, the blue bee will release the mosquito's favorite temperature signal to lure the mosquito to come and kill it with high-voltage electricity.

The next day, they clean up the mosquito carcasses.

Compared with the delicate work of the blue bee, the red dragon's approach is more manly. When a red dragon finds a mosquito, it usually kills the mosquito directly with a carbon dioxide laser.

As for what to do with those mosquito corpses? Hehe, who has the time to care about these chirping things? Now that the target is gone, the next thing to do is to find the next target.

The red dragon didn't want to get the smell of female mosquitoes, and it also displeased Her Royal Highness the princess.

"I see, you want a perfume to cover up your scent. Gu Fan was moved by Blue Bee's dedicated performance, and he immediately agreed to Blue Bee's request: "The type of perfume, do you want LancΓ΄me or Chanel." ”

"Hahahaha, and the name of the perfume is Milky Milk. The red dragon frantically coaxed on the side: "From a biological point of view, blue bees are not mammals, so they have no milk and no fragrance!

"Boom!" Before the Red Dragon Legion could finish its death, the Blue Bee had already pulled out the Shaped Pulse Cannon and shot the red dragon at the edge of the pool into the pool.

"This shot is good," Gu Fan commented with a smile, "Now let's continue the topic just now, what brand of perfume do you want?"

"Her Majesty doesn't bother with the brand, the sisters have already chosen the brand they like. Blue Bee replied seriously: "It is famous, cheap and abundant, and the materials are extremely rare." The name of the brand is very good, and the sisters like that brand very much. ”

Gu Fan said with interest: "There are still such good products in the world? ”

Blue Bee: "It's called the Six Divine Flowers, and I heard that Her Royal Highness said that it is made of six kinds of divine flowers, and it is as volatile as dew." ”

Hearing this sentence, Gu Fan knew that when her daughter said this, her literary loli attribute exploded again.

The most infuriating thing is that the blue bee actually took the little girl's distorted words seriously.

But he thought about it: no matter how much toilet water is cheaper than honey, right?

"Rokugami Flower Dew, hahahahaha. Lord Invincible Dragon, please forgive me for being rude, hahaha, my subordinates really can't help it. The drenched red dragon had just climbed up, and it was rolling on the edge of the pool with laughter.

"Hey, bee woman over there, Red Dragon 12306 just asked me a question. He said that instead of choosing flower water, why don't you choose wind (bee) olein. I heard that women on the Internet now like live video oil essence. ”

The blue bee was furious when he heard this: "Damn reptiles, let's die!"

"Don't fight," Gu Fan hurriedly stopped the two guys who were trying to fight again: "Whoever dares to violate will cancel the reward just now." Blue Bee, come with me, I remember there's a bottle of Rokushin in the medicine box. ”

Hearing that the blue bee would be able to enjoy the reward now, the red dragon immediately stopped provoking and trotted to Gu Fan: "Lord Invincible Dragon, can my reward also be issued now?"

"There seems to be ready-made honey in the warehouse. Gu Fantou didn't reply: "Wait until I finish finding flower water for the blue bee, and then I'll help you find honey." ”

Toilet water is easy to find, and the wish of the blue bee is also very satisfying.

It's just that honey is a little more troublesome, after all, there is now an Eichna at home who has mastered chef skills, and Gu Fan no longer needs to cook by himself.

A lot of spices have been messed up by the Green Dragon Maiden, and even the honey is not in its original place.

He searched several places, but there was no trace of honey.

While Gu Fan was rummaging through the cabinets to find honey, Eichna's voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Lord Lord, what are you looking for in the kitchen? Do you need my help? uh-"

As she spoke, she hiccuped, and the whole room smelled of sulfur.

Gu Fan first analyzed the air pollution index, and after seeing the red warning signal, he couldn't help frowning: "The air pollutants are seriously exceeded, how much soap have you eaten?"

Ehna didn't answer, she held out a finger at Gu Fan.

According to her previous temperament, Gu Fan resolutely did not believe that she only ate one piece. He looked at her with a smile: "Hehe, I ate a hundred pieces, right? No wonder the taste is so strong." ”

Eshna shook her head, meaning he hadn't guessed right.

"Could it be that you have eaten a thousand pieces, my God, you are really good enough to eat!" Gu Fan let out a burst of exclamation.

"People just eat a little more, after all, I have such a small hobby. The green dragon girl quickly changed the subject: "What are you looking for, lord?"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly saw a red dragon shaking her head on the stove: "You can still see the same kind here, which silver dragon are you a descendant of?"

Although Ehina had been at the castle for a few days, the red dragon had never appeared in front of her in an image other than Thor's hammer. Therefore, it was the first time she had seen the bionic form of the red dragon.

The Red Dragon looked at Gu Fan first, and after confirming that he allowed him to report his name, he replied loudly: "I am the consciousness of the Red Dragon Legion, and the Red Dragon Legion is the strongest combat force under the command of the Invincible Dragon Lord. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you are clearly a descendant of the Silver Dragon. Ekhina stubbornly said, "Look at the silver light on your body, I'm not a colorblind dragon." ”