After the video conference, Gu Fan stood up from the desk: "Mengmeng should be almost home, I'll go downstairs and make her some supper." ”

As soon as Gu Fan walked downstairs, he heard a crackling sound like fried beans.

"Hmm, could it be that Mengmeng has already returned? She doesn't go upstairs, what are she playing in the yard?" Gu Fan walked into the yard quickly.

The courtyard was empty, save for the red dragon shouting in the pool through its legion channel.

"Left full rudder, muzzle turned right, azimuth 215,36. The starboard barrage is too thin, a salvo, fire!"

Gu Fan saw more than a dozen red lights in the pool flashing and disappeared, and the ship composed of the Blue Hornet Legion on the opposite side was caught off guard and was beaten up by a solid sturdiness.

"Hahahahaha ”

"Well done, the cannon giant ship is a man's romance! Red Dragon 12306, did you learn your artillery skills in Frunze? In the future, you will be responsible for commanding all the artillery battles of the Red Dragon Legion. ”

"No problem, give me another jar of helium-three, and I'm sure you'll see the purest artillery art. ”

Just when the red dragon was arrogant, the battleship of the Blue Hornet Legion was circling in circles, turning left and right.

The battleships of the Blue Hornet even had their guns right, let alone counterattack the Red Dragons.

Compared with the orderly advance and retreat of the red dragon, the instructions of the Blue Hornet Legion chat group made Gu Fan a little confused: "Left, no, it's to the right." ”

"I'm talking about the muzzle, don't move the rudder. ”

"Listen to me, oh no, I'm going to hit the edge of the pool, hurry up and reverse. ”

"Are you all first-day soldiers? I've never seen such poor piloting skills. Sisters, hurry up and update your algorithm to the next version, and don't let the lagging algorithm slow down the progress of the Legion. ”

"Our algorithms are all up to date. It's just that the sisters are used to flying, and we are really not used to this kind of battleship with a delay of more than three seconds in the reaction of the operation. ”

"That's it, that's it, I was originally the best female pilot, and I was forced to become a female driver by this breaking speed. ”

As he spoke, the alarm sounded again: "Sisters, be careful, the enemy attack is coming again." ”

"Hahahaha, the Blue Hornet Legion is ready to take a bath!" The Red Dragon's beam energy cannon hit the water, deliberately causing a round of straddle fire.

The water column suddenly rose into the sky, splashing four or five Coke bottles high, dousing the Blue Hornet's battleship.

Gu Fan really couldn't stand it, he said loudly: "I can tolerate your distortion of my gender identity, but I can't tolerate your incompetence!"

"Since you don't have the ability to control the capital warship, why do you learn to use your strengths and avoid weaknesses and change to an aircraft carrier?

A word woke up the dreamer, and the Blue Hornet Legion was silent for a while, and then burst out with an earth-shattering roar: "Long live Your Majesty." ”

"Sisters, it's time to let the Red Fire Ants know we're awesome. ”

In less than half a second, the main battleship of the Blue Hornet Legion was transformed into a flat-topped fishery ship, and dozens of planes smaller than matchboxes "buzzed" into the air.

The aviation incarnated by the Blue Hornet Legion swooped down on the red dragon with murderous vigour.

A group of angry Blue Hornet planes bombarded the Red Dragon battleship indiscriminately. Although the Red Dragons fought back, shooting down many small planes, they were still outnumbered by the enraged Blue Hornet.

In particular, the aircraft carrier composed of the Blue Hornet, with the cover of small aircraft, shouted the slogan "Turn on the full power, sink the Red Dragon" and joined the battle.

"Brothers, don't let those crazy women look down on us! The red dragon did not hesitate to meet him, and in an instant, the two miniature warships collided violently.

After the impact, both the Red and Blue Legion ships sank.

However, at this time, only two or three of the thirty-six small planes remained. Judging from the scene, it can only be regarded as evenly matched. But without Gu Fan's final guidance on releasing water, the blue bee might capsize in the gutter.

"It's been a terrible battle, and both of you have a remarkable will to fight. Gu Fan expressed satisfaction with the results of the battle between the two sides: "I am very impressed by the Red Dragon Legion's strategy and artillery skills, and the flying skills and courage of the Blue Hornet Legion. ”

"Overall, it was a good day. I am very satisfied with your combat effectiveness, and I can conduct several more combat exercises like this in the future. ”

Don't look at the battle between the two sides, not even the swimming pool was broken, but this is the result of the red and blue sides trying their best to control their strength.

If you really want them to let it go, it's not like they haven't done it before.

"The Blue Hornet is playing tricks! How can an aircraft carrier during World War II have the ability to take off 36 planes in 0.47 seconds! This is a foul! This is unfair. As soon as the red dragon got up from the water, it protested loudly: "I want to complain to the director's department, I want to appeal to the invincible dragon." ”

"Are you sure you want to appeal to me?" Gu Fan asked unhurriedly, "It just so happens that I also read your chat history just now." Can anyone explain to me who shouted the slogan of defeating the director department and liberating Zhu Rihe? Who has an opinion on my leader?"

Talking about this taboo issue, the red dragon immediately changed the topic and said, "Lord Invincible Dragon, the magic power in this pool is still too thin. Can you strengthen it a little more? The subordinates feel that they need this kind of power very much. ”

Gu Fan said lightly: "Judging from Ashina's layout, this is already a qualified moon well. As for the lack of mana, the main reason is that it has rained too much recently, and the moon hasn't come out much, so you can't collect enough mana. ”

"You don't have to be anxious, wait until the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, which is the 25th of this month, there will be a miracle. ”

As he spoke, he sat down by the pool: "While I'm in a good mood now, you can make some reasonable requests." ”

Hearing that they could make a request, the Red Dragon Legion immediately became excited: "According to the observations of his subordinates in the past few days, Lord Invincible Dragon has been simulating human eating, and then burning the food he eats in a reactor. Why do adults do this?"

"I'm simulating the behavior of natural life," Gu Fan knew that his actions couldn't hide from his two loyal subordinates, and he said calmly, "This is purely a personal hobby." ”

Red Dragon has always taken Gu Fan's behavior as his example, and when he heard him say this, Red Dragon immediately said, "Can your subordinates learn this hobby from Lord Invincible Dragon?"

Gu Fan nodded: "You want a simulated feeding system?" It's not impossible, it's just that according to your size and algorithm limitations, you can only fit a single food transformation reactor. That is, you can only eat one type of food from start to finish. ”

"No problem," Red Dragon said excitedly, "I just need to eat honey." ”

Hearing the red dragon's recipe plan, Gu Fan was stunned: "Why choose honey?"

Red Dragon Mei Zizi said: "The honey brewed by the same kind of blue bee is equivalent to the honey of the blue bee." Coupled with the reactor data updated for me by Lord Invincible Dragon, taking a bite of honey is equivalent to having the two of you serve me. Is this blessing still small?"