The elevator "ding" and stopped at B3, and the three of them walked out.

When he came out, the prisoner threw himself on his knees.

Ding Jiayi was very strange and said:

"What are you worshipping?"

The prisoner stumbled with his teeth and said:

"No, it's not, I'm ...... soft-footed"

"Hey, what should I do, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's all scary. After Ding Jiayi finished speaking, he pulled him up, and pulled it up several times.

In fact, I don't blame this person for being timid, the scenery in front of him is really scary.

The area of the B3 floor is very, very large, in fact, the area from B1 to B18 is very large, you think, so many people die every day in the world, and these people will not die again after they go to hell, so the population of hell is only reincarnated, and the rest only increases, and the place is small.

Looking up, I saw that the B3 was vast and boundless, and at a glance it was full of big trees, and there was a person hanging on each tree, and there were countless iron saws on the trees, moving up and down to see the flesh of these people.

Just look at the meat, falling down one by one, these people are screaming a miserable, the blood on the ground is red and you can't see the soil, and you can stick to the soles of your shoes when you step on it.

Ning Xiaoqian's eyes lit up, and she said excitedly:

"It's the first time I've been to B3, and the scenery is so beautiful! Look at this day, it's blood-red, it's blood-red, it's blood-red, it's blood-red, it's blood-red, it's so vibrant!"

Ding Jia and B were surprised and said:

"Don't you usually visit these places, just stay in the first hall honestly?" Ning Xiaoqian was a subordinate of King Qin Guang of the First Hall before joining the army.

Ning Xiaoqian glanced at him:

"Who is like you, an idler, our hall is very busy, and you have been with Lao Yan for a long time, and you can't be lazy. "She's telling the truth, the first hall is the busiest, responsible for the laws, regulations, personnel, materials and other miscellaneous things in hell, and all the enterprises in hell are in the same hall - don't be surprised, hell is the same as the world, you have to engage in the economy, you have to have GDP, and you have to engage in taxes, otherwise there are so many clerks, what do you use to pay salaries?

Just now Ning Xiaoqian praised the beautiful scenery here, the prisoner looked at her like a ghost, Ning Xiaoqian despised him and said:

"You don't have to look at me like this, it won't take too long, 200 years, you see it's also a great scenery here. ”

The servants chatted and walked in and came to a tree. There was a man hanging on the tree, and under the tree there was a little imp who was in charge of the care, and when the imp saw two civil servants coming, he said in a sharp voice:

"Hello two adults, what are the two adults doing?" This little ghost may have been here for a long time, and he speaks in an ancient manner.

Ding Jiayi pointed to the prisoner next to him and said:

"Bring you someone, who came here to be tortured, and leave it to you, you can arrange it. ”

"There is Lord Lao, everything is left to the small one, and the adults are at your own convenience. ”

The prisoner looked up at the tree, and saw that the man was being taken to the flesh, and the serrations were moving up and down, and as soon as he walked, a large piece of flesh was pieced, and in a short time the man was sawn to only the bones, and then the flesh on his body grew rapidly, and then it was sawed.

This person was originally quite miserable, but when he saw someone visiting under the tree, he screamed even more vigorously. The prisoner's crotch was wet, and he said with a weeping voice:

"Big brother, big brother...... Can I not suffer this sin, you just let me be reincarnated, okay, I promise to be a good person in the next life, and I will never sow discord again. ”

When the man in the tree heard this, he stopped screaming, looked at him and said with a smile:

"Don't suffer, don't suffer, I just call two happy sounds, in fact, this thing is tickling yes, it's quite comfortable, brother, you can try it. ”

There are also people on the tree next to him:

"Yes, brother, you don't suffer, you don't suffer. ”

The prisoner could not believe it, and suspiciously led by the imp to a tree where there was no one and hung him up. The sawtooth was activated, seeing that he was getting closer and closer to himself, the prisoner was nervous, and when the sawtooth hit his body, he screamed "ah", and was stunned, not to mention, it really didn't hurt, although it was true that a piece of meat was lost, but it didn't feel anything, this person's heart was wide, and he screamed happily with others.

Seeing that the matter was done, Ding Jiayi led Ning Xiaoqian to the main hall in the center of B3 - he had to report to Lao Song of the third hall.

When they entered the main hall, they saw a fat man eating with his head bored, and the fat man looked up and saw them, and asked:

"Who are you two?"

Ding Jiayi went up and shook his hand and explained:

"Hello leader, I am here to send someone on behalf of Jay Zhang, and the person is now hanging, come to report to you. ”

The fat man nodded repeatedly:

"Oh-oh, I see, I'm sorry for you two. As he was talking, he saw the badge on Ding Jiayi's shirt and asked, "Are you Lao Yan's person?" Hey, let me ask you, Lao Yan bragged to me that one of his subordinates was reused by the military department, is it true?"

Ding Jiayi was a little embarrassed, thinking to himself, Lao Yan, why are you so big-mouthed and long-tongued, so he scratched his head and said shyly:

"Leader, hehe, that person is me. ”

"What?" Lao Song put his rice bowl down, "Is that you, kid? So he didn't brag? Damn, no, no, I have to see if there are any geniuses under me, otherwise he will have to show off with me once he sees me in the future." ”

Ding Jiayi rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, "Do you still want to compare with Lao Yan?" Lao Yan used to be in charge of the first hall, but later he thought that the first hall was too busy, so he took the initiative to apply to go to the fifth hall to be idle and leisurely. In fact, there is another reason, that is, Lao Yan's heart is too soft, and he is a little pitiful, he always makes the decision to let the family return to Yang, Brother Dan has been embarrassed to withdraw him just because of face, so as soon as he applied, Brother Dan approved it happily.

Ten halls of Yama, except for one hall on the first floor in charge of hell affairs, the remaining nine people each are in charge of two floors from B1 to B18, that is to say, Lao Song is not only in charge of B3, but also B4 is in charge of him.

Bidding farewell to Lao Song, Ding Jiayi sent Ning Xiaoqian home, standing at the door of her house, Ding Jiayi was a little reluctant to leave, looked at his girlfriend and said tentatively:

"Qianqian, tomorrow I have to report to the army, recruits are not allowed to leave the team for thirty years, and we will not see each other for thirty years, you see, are we taking advantage of the present to ...... Done ......"

Ning Xiaoqian's face flushed with shame, glared at him, and whispered:

"No, no...... The women of the Great Song Dynasty regard chastity as their life, and I ...... I'm going to stay until the day I get married. ”

Ding Jiayi's face was black, thinking to himself when was your Da Song Dynasty old yellow calendar, but in fact, the more Ning Xiaoqian was like this, the happier he was in his heart, and he couldn't say why.

Ning Xiaoqian stood on tiptoe and kissed him, and said guiltily:

"Xiao Yi, don't blame me for forcing you to join the army before, in fact, with you, I don't care what you do, but I just think you have potential, and it's a pity to waste it. Do you remember one time when the two of us went rowing in Lethe, there was a woman who couldn't think about it, and jumped off the bridge in Naihe, when you brushed and jumped over from the boat to catch her, kicked the water, and then brushed back to the boat, that body style, than our Great Song Dynasty's light gong first Dali Duan Shizi are elegant, but you can't remember this afterwards. ”

Ding Jiayi scratched his head, he really didn't remember this incident, maybe it was just a critical situation at the time, and he unconsciously exploded with potential.

Today's Spring Festival dream is no fun, and he is not depressed, anyway, thirty years is not long, it will pass in a flash, and when the time comes, he will definitely come out and marry Qianqian as soon as possible.

After kissing Ning Xiaoqian goodbye, he went to say goodbye to Lao Yan and a few colleagues, and everyone heard that he had entered the Death Knight Legion, and they were envious one by one. Lao Yan patted him on the shoulder vigorously, almost didn't shoot him out of frozen shoulder, Ye Jiao, Xia Pipi and Yi Zhiping brought him a lot of food, afraid that he would miss the specialty of the Five Palaces after he arrived in the army, and after the brothers hugged him with tears, he went home to prepare his luggage.

As soon as he entered the house, the urine pill fart ran over, Ding Jiayi looked down, and felt that the urine pill seemed to be a little older than this morning, picked it up and observed it carefully, and found that it was not an illusion, it did grow up, and it was still able to hold it with one hand yesterday, and now it is a little difficult to hold it with one hand, and looking at the bone edges and corners of the urine pill, why does it seem to be more rounded than before, and it doesn't look so skinny?

......

......

"Ahh

After cleaning up, Ding Jiayi lay on the bed and thought about his future military career, whether he would go to the world to eradicate exorcists, or go to heaven to fight swords and angels? No, no, no, at the beginning, he must have carried out some small tasks, and went to the world to pretend to be a ghost to scare and scare people.

The more he thinks about it, the happier he becomes, the more comfortable he thinks, and he says that life must be happy, and in this situation, he just wants to recite a poem:

"Oh, hell! You're all ghosts!

How beautiful you are!

Ah, the future, who do you favor!

Except for me, everyone else is just playing tricks!"