Chapter 3 Brother Dan spoke
The six big men at the door were about to enter the house, Ding Jiayi looked up at the ceiling, thinking that he could take a look, after today, tomorrow this recruitment office will not be able to see - just kidding, you stuff elephants into the refrigerator, and stuff six together, no, there was one in the refrigerator, so I asked, can this refrigerator be good?
Sure enough, the six people squeezed around and didn't squeeze in, and at this time, one of the handsome men with a pair of black wings beckoned to Ding Jiayi:
"Brother, you come out, come out and say. ”
Ding Jiayi raised his legs and was about to go out, when suddenly Azazel blocked him with a hoof, and his big eyes stared at the handsome man with black wings and said:
"Samuel, what do you mean?
Samuel was also anxious:
"me, are you a sheep's hoof finding fault? Yesterday, the letter written by the old Yan in the fifth hall was sent to all seven of us, why do you say anything? And said that I robbed you, which means that this old brother is already yours?"
"Wait a minute!" shouted to a man with wings to a fly, "We are here to the recruitment office today to see how strange the wizards recommended by Lao Yan of the Five Palaces are, and I don't know how strange they are now, what to rob?"
"Yes, yes," everyone said in unison, and then looked at Ding Jiayi together: "Brother, how strange are you?"
Azazel pursed his lips, wondering how he could be called the Seven Sovereigns of Hell with these six stupid things. He said with a look of contempt:
"Cut, Duoqi? The four attributes are the same, plus the value is naturally multiplied, isn't it strange?"
The six people at the door laughed, no one believed it, and they had to test Ding Jia and B, and Ding Jia and B thought to himself who he had provoked today, and whether he was annoyed by the test or not? He wanted to think about it, he didn't dare to offend any of these six people, so he stretched out his hand and pressed the compass to test them one by one.
Azazel picked up four compasses and raised them towards the door, with four identical numbers on them: 8.
"You believe it this time, just now this guy was still 4 4s, and the work has doubled again after a while. ”
This is a hornet's nest, and six people desperately squeeze into the house, just like six prisoners who have just been released from prison after squatting for 20 years see a beautiful woman in the room.
"What are you squeezing into?" suddenly someone behind the six spoke.
When they turned around, they saw a man and a woman, the man with the red horns of evil on his head, and the woman who was awe-inspiring and beautiful.
The six of them bowed in unison and shouted:
"Brother Dan is good! Sister-in-law is good!"
"Are you okay today? What are you doing here?"
"Brother Dan, there is a wizard in the house, the four attributes are the same and the natural multiplication, we are robbing people here. ”
"Get out of the way, I'll go in and have a look. ”
Brother Dan led his sister-in-law into the house, and saw the four 8s on the compass at a glance, I have to say that the big man is calm, and the people just smiled and said to Ding Jiayi:
"Here, young man, test it again and show me. ”
This time, Ding Jiayi didn't even dare to be annoyed in his heart, just kidding, this is the number one in hell! He measured it again neatly: 4 16.
Brother Dan nodded and said to the six people at the door:
"It's none of your business here, you should be busy with what you want," and then he looked at the two of them in the room, and said, "Azazel, and the old goat, get out of here." ”
The Seven Sovereigns knew that Brother Dan was the kid in the picture, who would dare to rob him?
Ding Jiayi saw Brother Dan himself for the first time, and he couldn't help but be a little nervous, recalling the full name of Brother Dan at the top of the hell organization chart in Lao Yan's office, bowed respectfully, and said:
"Respectful fallen angel Lucifer, the source of evil, the king of demons, the devourer of justice, the destroyer of earth, the godslayer, the lord of hell, Mr. Satan!"
Brother Dan was happy, even Lilith next to him was happy, Brother Dan wiped his tears and said:
"Why don't you recite a hymn to me? ”
"Yes, Brother Dan!" Ding Jiayi straightened up.
Brother Dan discussed a few words with Lilith in a whisper, and then said to Ding Jiayi:
"The seven of them want to rob you, that's pure nonsense, you go to anyone's troops, it won't be long before the monarch is yours, I have a place to arrange for you, are you willing to go?"
"I'll go wherever Brother Dan tells me to go. ”
"Okay, come to the Blood River Palace tomorrow to find me, I will directly arrange for you to join the god-killing team, remember, the existence of this group is confidential, you can't tell anyone, you will enter Samuel's Death Knights after you go back today, remember?"
"Remember, Brother Dan"
"Okay, let's go back" After saying that, Brother Dan led Lilith away.
On the way back riding the self-propelled worm, Ding Jiayi was dizzy all the time, he figured out what attribute consistency was, and also figured out what natural multiplication was, but he didn't understand why this happened to him.
"Do I have the legendary pig's foot aura?"
Ding Jiayi shook his head, that thing is only available to characters like God and Brother Dan.
There is one more thing he can't figure out, when did he start having these talents? Judging from the test results in the recruitment office just now, his attribute multiplication is very fast, if he had this talent a long time ago, it would not be possible to start from 1 today.
Could it be that it has something to do with that dream last night?
After Ding Jiayi drank too much yesterday, he went home and fell asleep in bed, and this night he had a dream, dreaming of a god, a demon, and a person.
God said, "You are not a god, you are a demon." ”
The demon said, "You are not a demon, you are human." ”
Man said, "You are not a man, you are God." ”
Just these three sentences, these three people talked repeatedly in their dreams for a night, and their heads were big.
Maybe today's incident has something to do with this dream, but he can't figure out what it has to do with it. He is a very smart person, and there is always a solution to something he can't think of, that is, he doesn't want to, so he doesn't want to.
Suddenly, a self-propelled insect rushed out of the fork in the road and almost hit him, and he slapped the autopolite's antennae, "Go! Go!"
The person in front of him turned around and was stunned, and Ding Jiayi was also stunned when he saw that person.
"Little B?" Qianqian?"
It turned out to be his girlfriend. Ding Jiayi grabbed his own worm in his legs, took two steps forward, and rode side by side with Ning Xiaoqian.
"Qianqian, why haven't you reported to the succubus army yet?"
"There's a lot of work to be handed over in the first hall, and Queen Lilith has given me a few more days. ”
"Oh, that's right. ”
"Xiao Yi, what are you doing?"
"Hehe, I'm going to recruit troops. ”
"Really, did you enlist in the army?"
"Nonsense, and don't look at who your husband is. ”
"Don't talk nonsense, we're not married yet. ”
"Hey, it's not sooner or later. ”
"Then tell me first, which team are you into?"
"Kill ...... That, the Death Knights. ”
"Dwarf oil, good. ”
"Haha, that's amazing. ”
"After you go in, make meritorious service and get a military rank early, you know?"
"Yes, yes, my wife said yes. “
"Don't be flamboyant. Hey, I'm going to buy soup at Nai He Bridge, will you go with me?"
"Okay, let's go!"
The two of them rode to the Nai He Bridge, and one of them bought a bowl of Aunt Meng's soup and drank it against the railing by the river.
The soup made by Aunt Meng tastes quite good, and it has a miraculous effect, which can cure forgetfulness. But this has to be bought with money, if she gives you to drink for nothing, you have to consider it, because what you give for free is not the same as what you buy with money, you will forget things when you drink it, generally people who have just come to hell, Aunt Meng is afraid that they will be homesick, they will give a bowl for nothing, don't say homesickness after drinking, you don't know where your home is.
Once Aunt Meng didn't pay attention to herself and drank a bowl of soup that she forgot about, and this time she stabbed Lou Zi, she confused what she sold with what she gave away, and sold what she gave as a gift to many hell staff, which made everyone forget a lot of things, and many people lost their jobs because of this. These unemployed people later remembered and sat on the Nai He Bridge in a group holding banners to denounce Aunt Meng, saying that she was an unscrupulous businessman who sold expired food. The impact of this incident was extremely bad, and finally alarmed Brother Dan, and his old man thought that Aunt Meng was inevitably confused when she was older, so he was suppressed.
Ding Jiayi and Ning Xiaoqian were chatting while drinking soup, and Ding Jiayi suddenly remembered something and asked:
"Xiaoqian, let me ask you something, what are your attributes?"
"I, I'm scared to death when I say it, I have more than 1,000 minds!" Ning Xiaoqian was triumphant.
"You're so powerful, no wonder you can be a charm banshee. ”
"Of course, hey, what about you? Did you test it today?"
"I, say it to scare you, my four attributes are the same!" Ding Jiayi said triumphantly.
"Poof, just blow it, you just say that you are Lord Satan. Ning Xiaoqian despised him.
"Hey, hey, tease you, look at you like that. Ding Jiayi thought that it would be better if she didn't believe it, and she was shocked when the time came.
They were chatting when one of them shouted from afar:
"Hey, Ding Jiayi! Come over here and do me a favor!"
Ding Jiayi saw that it was Jay Zhang, the receptionist under the Song Emperor of the Third Palace, and he was a good buddy, so he ran over and asked:
"Jay, why do you want me to help?"
Jay Cheung pointed to the people around him and said:
"Oh, this prisoner has to be sent to the B3 layer Iron Tree Hell under the jurisdiction of Lao Song, I have something to do temporarily, and it will be too late to do it after sending him away, if you have nothing to do to help me send it?"
Ding Jiayi looked at Ning Xiaoqian, and Ning Xiaoqian said:
"Let's go, I'm fine anyway, I'll walk with you. ”
Ding Jiayi nodded and said:
"No Pro, leave it to your brother and me. ”
Jay Cheung said thank you and rode away.
Ding Jiayi and Ning Xiaoqian deposited the autobugs in Aunt Meng's soup stall and led the prisoners to B3.
The prisoner heard that B3 was an iron tree hell and was very scared, so Ning Xiaoqian asked him with a smile:
"Did you do something to sow discord before you came here?"
The prisoner nodded nervously. Ning Xiaoqian comforted him and said:
"It's okay, it's not a big problem, it's just a formality, it's just to scare and scare you newcomers. ”
Ding Jia and B echoed:
"Yes, you don't have to be afraid, the steamer oil pot doesn't hurt, what is the hanging iron tree, it's just that the scene is ugly. ”
The three of them crossed the Nai He Bridge, crossed Huangquan Road, entered the central elevator, and went down to the B3 floor.