Hello everyone, my name is Ding Jia B.

There are two trees in my yard, one is a peach tree and the other is a peach tree.

I don't remember how many years ago, there was an old man who always asked me to play chess with him under the tree, and I think about it, it seems to be my grandfather, it seems to be.

There is also a man who always asks me to accompany him to read newspapers and magazines under the tree, this man, is my father? I'm sorry, hehe, it's been too long, I really forgot.

There was also a woman who always washed clothes under the tree, and she was my mother, and I remember this clearly, because she always scolded me while doing the laundry - XXX, why don't you do your homework!

Her name was my name, but what was my name at that time? It was so long that I forgot.

I've been here for many years, as for how many years, I really haven't counted, anyway, people here don't have a sense of time, except for a few years after they first came, otherwise you can just come over and ask, he must not be able to count.

As far as I know, my girlfriend can't count, oh, I mean, she's been here for more years, and she's here before I do. By the way, let me introduce, her name is Ning Xiaoqian, she looks very beautiful, very beautiful.

When I first met her, she was a strange person, probably always mixed with the same people who came with her, and she didn't understand anything when she spoke, but I didn't understand it anyway. It was only after she was with me that she changed a lot.

I love her so much, hehe.

This place is very good, life is very comfortable, and the income is not low. By the way, to introduce my profession, I am handing over materials to Lao Yan. Lao Yan is one of the ten halls of Yama, he is from the five halls, and he is called the king of Yama.

Different from King Qin Guang in the first hall and King Chujiang in the second hall, Lao Yan is very kind, and he likes to pull us to see the ball or something when he has nothing to do. He liked a team called Country C, and he had to watch every game in that country, but the country kept losing, so he threw the teacup – the only thing I remember that would make him lose his temper.

I'm different, I like a team called Italy, not only are they handsome, they play well, although they always lose when they shouldn't lose, but they have won a few world championships, right?

Having said that, without our people here, their world champion really doesn't have much value, not that I said, send 11 of our brothers who are responsible for pulling tongues in the B1 layer, I guarantee that those national teams will not score a single goal.

Again, this place is good everywhere.

It is...... Cigarettes are not very good to smoke. I've forgotten what the smoke smelled like a long time ago at home, the house with two peach trees, and it was definitely more fragrant than it was here. There are not many types of cigarettes here, the common ones are the Lechuan brand - too light, the Nai He brand - too bitter, and the other side brand - too spicy. There is also a nose card, this brand is divided into 18 models, from No. 1 to No. 18, anyway, it is more difficult to draw than one.

Only the Shura card is good, but ordinary people can't draw it. The only time I smoked it was when Lao Yan got it from the big leader Dange, and he brought it back to show off with me, and only gave me one when I was greedy.

Oops, I seem to be off topic, sorry sorry.

Get down to business. Last month, my girlfriend, Ning Xiaoqian, was taken by Brother Dan's wife Lilith and recruited into the succubus army, and within a few days of entering, she became a succubus banshee - the leader of the succubus team. So she thought I was not angry, so I could only be a jailer who delivered materials under Lao Yan.

But I don't think it's anything, Lao Yan is in the political circles, Queen Lilith is in the military circles, the military and the government are equal, and it's not all Brother Dan's hands.

But Qianqian didn't think so, she thought that entering the military world was promising, and staying in the political world was eating and waiting for death, and threatened me that if I couldn't enter the army, she would dump me and find a strong fear demon king as her boyfriend.

I was in such a hurry, so I recommended myself to see which leader's army was short of people, even if I was asked to serve tea and pour water, as long as I was allowed to enter the army.

Please, please, all the leaders are doing well.

Sincerely

salute

D, A, B

June 6, 666

After reading the letter of introduction, Lao Yan's face turned green, crumpled into a ball and threw it on Ding Jiayi's face. In Ding Jiayi's impression, this is the second thing that caused Lao Yan to get angry besides the loss of country C.

"You're going to send this letter to the seven commanders of the military?" said Old Yan angrily.

Ding Jiayi is more familiar with Lao Yan, so he speaks quite casually, and he is not afraid of Lao Yan getting angry, so he said with a smile:

"Old Yan, I think, isn't it very well written. ”

"What a fart!" Lao Yan slapped the table hard, Ding Jiayi shrank his neck in fright, it seems that Lao Yan is really angry this time.

"Come on, let me ask you, what are you writing a cover letter for enlistment, what are the trunks of those two peach trees in your house?"

"I'm not thinking about it, but I'm going to tell you about my past experience. ”

"Then let me ask you again, you write this cigarette and that cigarette is not good to smoke, why are you writing this?"

"I'm not going to tell us about my current life. ”

"Then I'll ask you at the end, what the hell are you doing writing about country C losing!"

Oh, the emotional Lao Yan was angry because of this, Ding Jiayi figured it out, quickly took out a cigarette and lit it for Lao Yan, and said with a smile while lighting a cigarette:

"Leader, I was wrong, I was wrong, I'll rewrite it when I go back, I deleted this paragraph, you can see if it's okay. ”

Lao Yan enjoyed the cigarette lit by Ding Jia and B, his expression softened, and he said earnestly:

"Xiao Ding, I didn't say you, the seven monarchs are all busy people, unlike Brother Dan, who has someone to take care of everything, you write such a long string, who can spare time to read it?"

"Think about it again, seven armies, first of all, Hades's skeleton legion, you can't go, are you a skeleton? And so on, you can't go to Abaddon's Dark Angel Legion, you can't go to Belier's Dreadlord Legion, and Beersip's Evil Ghost Legion can't go either. You can try Samuel's Death Knights and Mostima's Necromancers. ”

"The question is, will you ride a death horse or will you be able to use necromancy?"

Ding Jia and B were about to lower their heads to their chests, and whispered:

"Then I can learn. ”

Lao Yan slapped the table:

"Fart, you can learn it? Come on, you can teach me a necromancy?"

Ding Jiayi thought about it, stretched out his right index finger and pointed at the ground, closed his eyes and began to exert force, the strength of the milk was exhausted, he was sweating profusely, and even held back a fart, and then opened his eyes to look at Lao Yan.

He found that Lao Yan was staring at the ground dumbfounded, and he didn't even know that the cigarette in his mouth had fallen into the teacup. Ding Jiayi was very strange, so he also looked to the ground, and this look, he almost sat there-

There's a little skeleton on the ground with a knife and a shield!

Ding Jiayi picked up the little skeleton, and the thing was the size of the palm of his hand. He said incredulously:

"W-I summoned this thing?"

The little skeleton heard this, nodded at him, then placed one hand on his chest and the other behind his back, and bowed to him.

"What the hell can this thing understand?"

The little skeleton was very proud, put his palm on the top of his head and compared it to a higher place, and then pointed to his mouth, meaning that he could not only understand people, but also speak when he grew up.

Lao Yan recovered from the shock at this time, tore off a piece of paper from the note, took out a pen from the pen holder and wrote:

Dear commanders, I am the king of Yama, I have a genius under me, I am afraid of being buried, I recommend it to the military, I hope you pay attention to it!

After Lao Yan finished writing, he put down the pen and shouted:

"Herald!"

A jailer hurried over and said:

"Leader, what instructions?"

"Quick, make seven copies and send them to the Seven Sovereigns of Hell, act fast!"

"Yes! Leader!"

The herald trotted away with the letter of introduction.

Lao Yan patted Ding Jiayi on the shoulder, and said with a smile:

"Okay, Xiaoding, you kid has a future, and you will become a military boss in the future, but don't forget your old leader, ah?"

Ding Jiayi said embarrassedly:

"Look at what you said, old leader, ah no, leader, the letter has just been sent, and I don't necessarily want people to do it. ”

"!" Lao Yan pointed to the little skeleton in his hand, "just with this thing, who dares not want you?"

Ding Jiayi looked down at Lao Yan's fingers, and his eyes were straight at that time - the little skeleton was facing away from him, holding his crotch, and was urinating on his hands.