Chapter 2 Very 6+1

The little skeleton peed endlessly, and it took two minutes to pee, and basically washed Ding Jiayi's hands, and Ding Jiayi was going crazy.

Finally finished urinating, the little skeleton shook his crotch, turned back to Ding Jiayi and smiled shyly.

Ding Jiayi held him up in front of him, looked at his crotch, and wondered in his heart: This thing doesn't grow that thing? Where did he spill this pee?

Lao Yan patted him on the shoulder and comforted:

"Xiao Ding, there must be a demon when things are impermanent, don't talk about this gadget, I have seen the scaly armor general of the skeleton legion, and there is no peeing function at all. ”

"Not only is your little thing different from other skeletons, but I don't think the spirit can be compared to the things summoned by ordinary necromancers. ”

Ding Jiayi smiled bitterly:

"But if he keeps peeing like this, it's not a solution. ”

Lao Yan laughed:

"What's the matter, you hope that he will finish peeing soon, so you can name him Urine Pill. ”

Ding Jiayi thinks that this name is very good, I have to say, it is still Lao Yan who is knowledgeable, and it can be seen from the recommendation letter he wrote just now that he wrote a large article freely, and there is no useful place at all, but you look at Lao Yan, just a few words, what he said is that it has weight.

So Ding Jiayi pointed to the little skeleton and said:

"You're going to be a urine pill in the future, don't you hear it? I don't care how many bubbles of urine you put on a day, anyway, you have to finish peeing for me as soon as possible. ”

Urine Pill was obviously very dissatisfied with the name Urine Pill, and picked up the knife and cut Ding Jiayi's finger. Ding Jiayi was in pain, withdrew his hand, and the urine pill fell to the ground, and he looked at his finger, okay, he cut a big hole.

The urine pill that fell to the ground rubbed his sore waist, made a grimace at Ding Jiayi, and ran to the side to sulk.

"Leader, leader!" At this time, the herald ran over in a panic with a piece of paper, and he said breathlessly:

"Leader, your letter of recommendation has been approved by the recruitment office!"

Lao Yan looked surprised, snatched the piece of paper, and looked at it:

Your Excellency the Fifth Hall Yama King of the Political Department, tomorrow morning, please ask your subordinate wizards to report to the recruitment office and participate in the interview.

Recruitment Office of the Military Department

Lao Yan smiled, shook the notice in his hand, and said with a smile to Ding Jiayi:

"What did I say? What did I say? It's blood that always glows red! It's the oil pan that always emits heat! Look at Xiaoding, you'll be a member of the military department from tomorrow!"

Ding Jiayi took the notice and looked at it, and he was also happy, but he said modestly:

"Leader, the blood will turn black after a long time, and the oil pot will become cold if it is left for a long time, and I have to have an interview tomorrow, so it's too early to be happy." ”

Lao Yan didn't care about that, he would invite all his subordinates to dinner that night to celebrate this event, or he would be enthusiastic.

At the banquet, there were a lot of good dishes, such as fried demon spider legs, boiled tomb worms, and fried zombie dog meat with grimace dishes.

Seeing that the dishes were ready, Lao Yan raised his wine glass and said with a smile:

"Todayβ€”β€”! I announced a great eventβ€”β€”! that isβ€”β€”! our Ding Jiayi β€”β€”! was summoned by the military department to β€”β€”!"

After speaking, he dried up the wine in one gulp, and after sitting down, he looked at Ding Jiayi with satisfaction, just like watching his son who was admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University.

When these people heard it, yo, this is really a happy event, usually a few colleagues have a good relationship, this time they are really happy for Ding Jia and B, so they raised their glasses to celebrate.

"Okay, brother, this time you have joined the army, you can go to the human world to carry out tasks if you have nothing to do, but it is much better than our gang of people who spend here every day. "This is called Ye Jiao, and he usually has the best relationship with Ding Jiayi.

"I'll tell you, when you get mixed up in the army, don't forget our brothers, don't say anything else, just the special Shura cigarettes provided by the army, you have to come back a few boxes to satisfy everyone's hunger. "This is called Xia Pipi, and it is also very good with Ding Jia and B, but he loves to take advantage of it.

"Yes, yes, yes, there is also that special wine, just that Lucifer 10,000-year-old one, you can also go back to the whole thing, it's really not good, you can bring a few succubi back to open our eyes!"

These three people often play mahjong with Ding Jia and B, bragging, and strolling around from B1 to B18 to enjoy the scenery or something, which is considered good buddies. As for the other colleagues, there are more than a dozen people, and the idle people will not be listed one by one.

Ding Jiayi drank a few glasses of wine, blushed a little, and replied:

"No problem, don't you just smoke and drink and add beautiful women?

"Yo he, brother, hahaha!"

A few jailers and Lao Yan drank and talked happily, and they rested when they got drunk.

When I woke up the next morning, Ding Jiayi had a headache, and it was no wonder that I really drank a lot last night.

He looked at his watch, "I'm too late", and after hurriedly washing up, he rode his own worm to the recruitment office.

He was in a hurry, so he didn't die and hit the morning rush hour, so he slapped the tentacles on the head of the self-insect, and the self-worm shouted vigorously, "Go to the side!"

Finally rushed to the door of the recruitment office, he looked at his watch and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it was okay, not sooner or later, just on time.

He knocked on the door, and a voice from inside asked:

"Who? ”

丁甲一 says:

"It's me, Ding Jiayi, the material clerk under the King of Yama of the Five Palaces, and my leader wrote a letter of recommendation here yesterday. ”

"Oh, baa, I remember, baa, there's such a thing, baa, you come in, baa. ”

Ding Jiayi pushed the door and entered, and saw a goat demon sitting in front of the table, with a gray beard and glasses, reading a newspaper.

The old goat glanced at him, pointed to the four neat dashboards on the table, and said:

"Ahh ”

Ding Jiayi obediently walked to the table and looked down, and the four dashboards were written respectively: strength, agility, mana, and telekinesis.

He put his hand on the first dashboard, where a red light flashed faintly, then the pointer turned slightly and stopped at 1.

The old goat stretched out his head to glance at it, shook his head, and said:

"Bah, you can't do this, Baha, you don't meet the standard, Baha, the Devil Legion that doesn't pay the most attention to strength, Baha, the strength still requires 5 points, Baha. ”

Ding Jiayi was very depressed, thinking that all kinds of cowhides were blown out when he drank yesterday, and if he couldn't pass the interview today, how could he have the face to go back? So he was unwilling, and pressed his hand on the agility compass again, and the result was that the compass also flashed red slightly, and the pointer pointed to 1.

The old goat glanced at it, touched his beard, and said:

"Baa, hehe, he, baa, it's okay, baa, it's the same two attributes, baa. ”

Now Ding Jiayi had some confidence, and put his hand on the mana again, thinking that he tried it casually yesterday, and summoned the urine pill, how could the mana not be 1, but the compass flashed, and the pointer moved, or 1.

Ding Jiayi's face was a little embarrassed, but the old goat was stunned, his glasses fell on the table, and he said incredulously:

"Baa,, baa, baa, the three attributes are the same, baa!

Ding Jiayi didn't know what he meant by the commander level, and he didn't know what the concept of attribute consistency was, but seeing him excited like that, it was definitely not a bad thing, so he put his hand on the last compass - telekinesis.

He didn't have much hope for this compass, because the attribute of telekinesis was very scarce, and only the Dread Demon King and the special class Succubus in the entire army had a little bit. But things are often unexpected, the compass light still flashes, the pointer still moves, although the value is not high, but no more, no less, still 1.

The old goat stood up with a brush, knocked the stool down, and pointed to Ding Jiayi in a trembling voice, saying:

"Ah, Niang Xipi, baa, the four attributes are the same, baa! What level is this, baa!"

Ding Jiayi scratched his head, thinking to himself, don't be surprised, I don't know what level it is, but you tell me.

In fact, it is normal for Ding Jiayi not to understand, after all, he has not been in contact with anyone from the military department.

Here's the thing, no matter what class you have, there are primary and secondary attributes, like the Goat Demon is mainly strength, the Dreadlord is mainly telekinesis, the Necromancer is mainly mana, and the Ghost and Skeleton are mainly agility.

It's not that in addition to the main attributes, the secondary attributes have to be very low, but that under normal circumstances, one mind cannot be used for two purposes, and what the major is is what it is, and if all the attributes are cultivated, the biggest possibility is that nothing can be achieved.

Besides, even if it is fully cultivated, it is difficult to ensure that all the attributes are consistent, no, it is basically impossible, because this thing rises and falls, changing all the time, and can maintain the consistency of all attributes at any time.

And if all the attributes in the talent can always be consistent, what does it mean? It means that as long as you cultivate the same, everything else will go up!

So the old goat's surprise is not surprising, not to mention the other two realms, just say that in this hell, there are only two fierce people with the same four attributes - Satan, our lord of hell, Brother Dan, and his wife, Lilith, the mother of the devil!

The old goat closed his eyes for a long time to calm down, and then quickly took out the call snail and called out, and as soon as it was connected, he spat and said:

"Ahh

The snail said:

"What are you talking about? Are you old and confused? Why are you still the same eight attributes? Can you do it? If you can't do it, get out of here! Who has heaven to fight you!"

The old goat's two horns trembled, and he wiped his sweaty head and said:

"Baa, monarch, baa, I really didn't lie to you, baa, if I lied to you, baa, I'll break off my legs and roast them, baa!"

"Okay, okay, I'll take a look, I'll go see okay, okay? If you dare to lie to me, I'll make you a whole roasted sheep!"

The snail shrunk its neck, and it hung up over there.

After a while, Ding Jiayi heard the sound of footsteps outside, and the sound came to the door, with a big foot ...... A big hoof kicked the door open, and in came a gigantic goat demon.

Ding Jiayi looked up, good guy, it's really magnificent! This recruiting office is five meters high, and the horns on the head of this goat demon are higher than the height of the floor, and they come in all the way through the ceiling, and draw two deep cracks in the ceiling, and the stones and white ash fall down with a bang.

"Just you, the four attributes are the same?" As soon as the big goat spoke, Ding Jiayi's ears buzzed.

Ding Jiayi looked up at his big face that was one meter long and wide, and nodded nervously.

"Come on, you test me again, I won't believe it!"

Ding Jia and B didn't have a trick, so they had to test it again with a compass.

When he put his hand on the first compass, the pointer on it became 2, and the old goat broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that it was over, it seems that it was just an accident just now, and this time the value has changed, and he is going to roast a whole sheep.

As a result, what surprised him was that after measuring them one by one, all the attributes of Ding Jia and B became 2!

The old goat's tongue almost swallowed - not only the four attributes are the same, but it also grows very naturally!

Azazel stared at the big eyes of the fish tank for a long time, rubbed his eyes and said:

"Here, I'll test it again?"

In front of this big thing, Ding Jiayi dared to say no, so he tested them one by one.

The old goat watched from the side, thinking that if nothing else, this time it should be 3, but when the test is finished, I damn it, it's all 4!

What does it mean to cross 3 directly? The old goat shuddered and recalled, and slapped the table and shouted:

"Remember!

The four attributes are the same + natural multiplication, this is worth it? Azazle was stunned for a long time, suddenly squatted down, and said kindly to Ding Jiayi:

"Dude, in this way, you come to my goat demon legion, I will give you an acting vice captain, who can manage five hundred goat demons, and when all your attributes come up in a few days, I will go to your acting two words and be directly promoted to vice captain, okay?"

"No!", "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" None of these six nos were shouted by Ding Jiayi, because he didn't have the guts.

The voice came from the door, Ding Jiayi looked at the door, I went, there were six big goats as big as a guy.