"It's okay if you can't act, you can't even play a fucking pig, you kind of anchors are not only ruining people, it's just ruining pigs!"

Watching the full-eyed Zhu Bajie doing a live broadcast there, in addition to pretending to be stupid, he is telling some meat jokes that rub the edges, and showing off his big stomach abounds.

What eats the pig's intestine, swallows the pig's face meat, pours beer wildly, even eats mice alive, swallows water snakes raw, and a bunch of various anchors dressed in the coat of Zhu Bajie, you fight me harder, so that Cao Genti couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Zhu Bajie in Journey to the West is indeed greedy, but he swallows rice mountains and mountains, which are all righteous acts, worthy of the reputation of the king of the heavenly stomach.

But these are not the reasons for you to spoof Zhu Bajie!

In order to attract eyeballs and earn clicks, there must be a bottom line for being funny, and there must be discipline when it comes out of the new. Otherwise, getting a momentary attention will only be a flash in the pan, and in the end, it will not be able to gain long-term popularity from the public, and it will be warned, blocked or permanently banned by the live broadcast platform.

If the live broadcast wants to go further, it should be steady and steady, build a brand, cultivate characteristics, spread positive energy, have high content, broadcast literacy, and create a reputation for word-of-mouth, comparable to the special programs of local radio stations.

Don't you see, the "Yellow Eel Gate" anchor who has no bottom line can only squat in prison and go to prison, and the Sanda brother who shoots positive short videos wants to rise to become the first brother of the live broadcast?

Cao Gen was tired of his misfortune and was angry, so he simply took out the Zhu Bajie costume he had purchased a long time ago, and put the pig face mask on his head.

After dressing up neatly, he used a big red marker pen to write "I am the real Zhu Bajie" on a large piece of paper, and pasted it on his chest.

Everything was ready, Cao Genlei opened the special live broadcast bracket for the mobile phone, adjusted the mobile phone again, plugged in the special headphones for live broadcasting, installed and fixed it, and started an outdoor live broadcast in front of the Penguin Building, to correct the name of Zhu Bajie.

He clicked on his trick live broadcast room, directly typed "I am the real Zhu Bajie" on the title of the live broadcast, and simply clicked the "Start live broadcast" button to start the live broadcast journey of justifying Zhu Bajie's name.

Since returning from the journey to the west a thousand years ago, my old pig was named the messenger of the pure altar, and I have been conscientious, taking care of the world for the Buddha, accepting the incense in the world, and never slacking off for a day. I have not been in the rivers and lakes for many years, but there have always been my legends on the rivers and lakes, and I am embarrassed to be an old pig. ”

When Cao Genti said this, he made a shy expression, and he was coquettish and cute. He then glanced at the contribution list, over 500, his heart was overjoyed, and then looked at the number of people, breaking through the 300 mark.

It seems that everyone is looking forward to Zhu Bajie. He glanced at the message in the live broadcast room again, and was even more overjoyed.

"The anchor has crossed, really invited Zhu Bajie, rewarding five crowns and waiting for the truth. ”

"The anchor really has this ability, but this dress is not like a real Buddha. But the opening remarks are good, the rivers and lakes are still there, old pig, you are my favorite, reward two love balloons. ”

"Eight precepts, eight precepts, give me joy. There's nothing wrong with following the anchor, I like this style. ”

"Anchor 666"

"Anchor 666, Bajie has to come on. ”

......

Cao Genlei found a rhythm and continued to pretend to be Bajie, and a serious incarnation of the Pure Altar Messenger started the live broadcast.

"After the millennium of Journey to the West, with the blossoming of live broadcast software, many friends have embarked on the road of becoming famous as Internet celebrities in live broadcasts, and have taken imitating me as the selling point of live broadcasts. This is understandable, everyone does not dislike my old pig for being ugly and hateful, which really flatters me. ”

Then, Cao Gen was tired of talking, and his eyebrows were cold.

"However, there are still many anchors who have no bottom line and discipline, ignore the truth of history, blindly lose their ugliness and sell their innocence, which damages my image as a messenger of the pure altar, and is really angry with me! Although I have been a Buddha for thousands of years and cultivated myself, you are so unscrupulous to pour dirty water on me, be careful that I boil this dirty water with thousands of anger, and then pour it back and pour it back on you. Old pigs generally don't wield, and they will burn you to ashes!"

Cao Genlei said this, made a pause, and took a look at the audience's reaction.

"Old Zhu Weiwu, against Hei Bajie, that's my idol. Reward 10 flower beans to support idols. ”

"The envoy of the pure altar is kind-hearted, and he is angry and angry, and he is fake and ugly! A group of 66 crowns support the messenger. ”

"The anchor's urine, if you are so serious, it will be boring. Watching the live broadcast is just to have fun, don't make a lecture. Take the clearance and exit the live broadcast room. ”

"I'll also take the off, the rhythm of the anchor's death, let's go back and commit suicide! Your dress is not as good-looking as Zhu Bajie himself. ”

"Why do I look so familiar in the background, it looks like the Penguin Building. It doesn't matter if you're an anchor or Bajie, get out of the way, I want to see the Penguin Building!"

The audience was mixed, the mood was restless, and Cao Genti was a little flustered. He suddenly thought that if the needle god hadn't lied to me, Zhu Bajie would really be in Pengcheng, and he happened to be watching the live broadcast, would he be restless, so he couldn't help but send me a message!

Then don't think about whether the audience likes the content of this live broadcast for the time being, first hold Zhu Bajie to Gaoli, and maybe, you will hold this great god to yourself!

It's a big deal, and I also learn from Zhu Bajie's radical method. Back then, didn't he just use the agitation method to force the monkey out of Huaguo Mountain, and let him obediently come back to rescue Tang Seng?

Cao Genlei was hesitating, but a fan's speech was very informative.

"I promise that Zhu Bajie has always been very dedicated. Let's listen to the anchor well. I reward a group of 520 to protect the anchor forever. ”

Cao Gen was tired of looking at it and immediately became interested. He took a closer look at the ID of this fan, called "There is no more Zhu Bajie in the world", and he just paid attention to himself and became a true fan.

He was in a hurry to correct Zhu Bajie's name, the ID number "There is no more Zhu Bajie in the world", and there are no three hundred taels of silver here, could it be Zhu Bajie himself?

"Friends, since I, Zhu Bajie, am a messenger of the Pure Altar and have cultivated to become a true Buddha, then I have really reformed myself. Don't mention the past, whose youth has not been confused? When the Jade Emperor was a child, he also peed his pants; when he was in elementary school, he also peeked at the eldest girl taking a bath; when Guanyin was in kindergarten, he liked to play with the house the most. Whoever uncovers my shortcomings again, watch out for your skin!"

remembered that the true god said that Zhu Bajie was very depressed, and it seemed that he was not treated well by Heaven, so he must have an opinion on Heaven. Cao Genlei said bad things about the Jade Emperor Rulai Guanyin in the live broadcast room, to see if there was any reaction to this "no more pig Bajie in the world".

Strange to say, there is no more Zhu Bajie in the world who really didn't react, and other viewers felt funny when they heard these words, and they rewarded one after another, and they were addicted, which set off a small climax in the live broadcast room.

Cao Genti only thanked everyone for their generosity, and paid careful attention to the reaction of "there is no more Zhu Bajie in the world".

ID "There is no more Zhu Bajie in the world" finally spoke, but it was a very meaningful sentence, "Heaven stinks, don't mention it, it's ......"

Then he said, "It's all tears...... when I talk about it."

Cao Genti felt a burst of ecstasy in his heart, knowing that this fan was undoubtedly Zhu Bajie, listening to the way he wanted to speak and stopped, he had great distress and great compassion in his heart, and he didn't want to show his true face, or he didn't want to show his face.

The needle god is sincere and does not deceive me, Pengcheng really has Zhu Bajie!

Then the last plan, sacrifice the radical method, and force Zhu Bajie to appear.

Cao Genti was just about to speak, using the method of agitation, and angrily scolded Zhu Bajie, but when he saw that "there is no more Zhu Bajie in the world", he left a sentence "I am real, Zhu Bajie take care of yourself, I have to work", so he went offline directly.

Cao Gen was tired of this hatred, and couldn't help but slap himself, and he was sad there. Suddenly, he felt that his pig-faced mask was being pulled by someone else, and someone scolded him.

"You neurotic, dead pervert, delusional, and dare to come to our penguin door to broadcast live?110 Aren't you the one who caught you?"

"Just a neurotic like you, and you still have a face to start a live broadcast, who the is sick, and still watch your live broadcast! I'll dial 110, arrest you again, and squat you for a few more days!"

"If you dare to get along with our penguins, you plan to mix up in Pengcheng! We WeChat payment, everyone uses it and says it's good, how can you provoke you pig, and make us awkward all day long?"

I saw two security guards from Penguin Company, tired of Cao Gen in the live broadcast, pushing and shouting, bitter and hateful, making him feel like falling into a fog and couldn't figure out why.