Chapter 8 Wait for the goose and the pig, never admit defeat
Cao Genti missed the opportunity to contact Zhu Bajie, he was already angry and regretful, and then saw the penguin's security guard scolding and scolding him, rude and arrogant, so he was angry and couldn't help it.
"Who do you say is a dead pervert and paranoia? Aren't I just wearing a costume and doing a live broadcast, as for hurting me like this?"
"Hehe, it's really not that neurosis, I'm sorry young man. A fat security guard saw that under the mask, it was not the psychopath, knew that he had made the wrong person, and quickly apologized very politely.
"I said, young man, who are you pretending to be bad, but you want to play this Zhu Bajie? You deserve to be wronged! It's not your fault to pretend to be Zhu Bajie, but it's your fault to pretend to be Zhu Bajie and come to the door of our Penguin Group!"
The other thin security guard was very angry and seemed to hate Zhu Bajie to the core.
Suffering from this unwarranted disaster, Cao Genlei was also very wronged, and was about to go to theorize, but the fat security guard hurriedly continued to explain.
"To tell you the truth, recently, there is a neurotic who is addicted to pretending to be a pig, wearing this costume almost every day, and running to the door of our penguin group to find fault, which is very annoying!"
Now that he recognized the wrong person, he didn't say anything about the misunderstanding, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so the fat security guard had to say his bitter feelings.
"This damn Zhu Bajie, in our Penguin Company, can be described as a rat crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats!"
The thin security guard immediately made up for it, which can be regarded as a great crime of Zhu Bajie.
Cao Gen heard it tirelessly, and it was really difficult to refute it. People are indeed excusable.
However, what kind of person is it, so can't get along with Zhu Bajie, but wants to pretend to be this ugly, and swagger through the market, running to the penguin door to find this is not happy?
This is also fucking, too perverse, right?
The task of finding Zhu Bajie is really not that simple.
If something goes wrong, it will be a demon!
Cao Genlei thought of "There is no more Zhu Bajie in the world" in the previous live broadcast room, and he also behaved abnormally, and his heart was entangled, this neurotic who often came to the door of the penguin company to make trouble, could it be the Zhu Bajie he was looking for?
Thinking of this, Cao Genti immediately became kind and began to find ways to talk to the two security guards.
Squatting in front of the penguin building, waiting for Zhu Bajie to make trouble, and playing a game of guarding the goose and waiting for the pig is much better than looking for a needle in a haystack.
"The two security brothers, to be honest, many people in my family are working as extras in Hengdian Film and Television City. I have a relative, who often makes guest appearances in Zhu Bajie, has recently been a little stimulated, mentally insane, and ran away from home. I came to Pengcheng and deliberately pretended to be Zhu Bajie, just to get his attention and find him quickly. ”
Hearing Cao Genti's rhetoric, the two security guards really believed it.
"Big brother, if that's the case, then you're really looking for the right place, and even more so the right person. Come on in, let's talk in the security room. ”
This chubby security guard was extremely enthusiastic, which pulled Cao Genti and wanted to invite him into the security room.
"That's the case, we are in the security room, waiting for the police at the police station, people know everything about this neurotic. This relative of yours is a frequent visitor to the police station, an old man in the detention center. ”
Another thin security guard, with a thin body, and even his heart is getting smaller and smaller, mentioning that Zhu Bajie, it seems that he is bitter and hateful, and he has ten thousand unhappy hearts.
Within five minutes of staying in the security room, a police car flashed its lights and came to the front of the Penguin Building. Pengcheng is also often stuck in traffic, but the police are dispatched quickly, which shows how much people treat Penguin Company.
Two security guards walked out of the security room with Cao Genlei and took the initiative to greet the police. Cao Gen looked tired, oh my God, the face of the Penguin Group is really big, just a 110, a first-level superintendent and a third-level superintendent.
Especially this female superintendent, with a first-class police rank, is a first-class beauty, although she looks like she is in her early thirties, she is an ordinary woman in the painting. Especially that temperament, you can't tolerate blasphemy, only crazy worship, at a glance, is more than three generations of pampering, in order to cultivate this kind of unique lady.
This is obviously the master who eats with his face, the foundation of a first-line star, but he came to work in the system, and the police rank is not low, she must be a strong woman who supports herself with her talent.
"Two police officers, I'm really sorry, I made a mistake just now, that neurotic who called himself Zhu Bajie didn't come to make trouble, and he wanted to let you run for nothing. ”
The skinny security guard was ashamed and immediately admitted his mistake. The fat security guard was impatient, walked up to the two high-powered police officers, dragged Cao Genti over, and introduced him directly to the two police officers.
"It turned out to be Superintendent Shangguan and Superintendent Zhang, you are so busy, how can you come in person? Speaking of which, this trip is not in vain. This little brother, who calls himself the mentally ill relative, is looking for him all over the world. I'm tired of the two of you, can you give him some relevant information. He had just come to Pengcheng, and his eyes were black. ”
The two police officers looked at Cao Genti and were indifferent, obviously very suspicious.
Cao Gen looked at the situation tirely, so he had to seize the opportunity to take the initiative. These two police officers are simply angels descending to earth, and getting information about Zhu Bajie from them is simply stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to get them.
He immediately put on a pitiful appearance, and as soon as he came up, he wanted to hold the hand of the beautiful superintendent in his hand, but he was got rid of it by an understatement of Tai Chi, so he had to act pitifully and skip this embarrassment.
"Comrade police officer, our family is very poor, so we have to work as extras in Hengdian Film and Television City for many years. My brother, who often plays Zhu Bajie in some online dramas, has actually become a loyal fan of Zhu Bajie. Some time ago, there was a crew that spoofed Journey to the West and wanted to shoot an online drama, but people didn't like my brother's performance, and he didn't use him, so he lost his heart and went crazy, and he actually ran away from home and disappeared. ”
After Cao Genti finished choreographing, he didn't forget to put on a few tears and make a sad look.
The female superintendent smiled with a smile, and saw Cao Genti's bones with one look, but she didn't debunk his little tricks.
"It turns out that there is something else going on. I said why he didn't bring his ID card, and his language was confused, one would say that he was a god descending from heaven, and another would say that he was a messenger of the Pure Altar, and he would always scold the heavenly court, and say something bad about the Jade Emperor, which sounded angry and ridiculous. ”
"You don't know how difficult your brother is! We took him in at the aid station, and he ran away after eating. What's even more infuriating is that he actually ran to the Penguin Group twice in three days, saying that Penguin's WeChat payment ruined his job and delayed his future. Paypass is such a bullish company, it only dares to start a subsidy war with penguins, and it doesn't dare to come to trouble in person. He's a psychopath, and he's arrogant, he's talking nonsense, and he's been in the detention center five times before he's been honest for a while. ”
As soon as the male superintendent opened his mouth, he was like an angry little daughter-in-law, pouring bitter water, and even swear words jumped out.
"Officer Zhang, pay attention to your own image, how can our people's policemen in Pengcheng say swearing? Come here, quickly apologize to others!"
The female superintendent was very demanding of her subordinates and immediately asked Superintendent Zhang to admit her mistake. Don't say it, she spoke so well, and that Superintendent Zhang didn't feel embarrassed, and actually apologized happily.
"Superintendent Shangguan, thank you so much. I don't know, do you have any contact information for my brother? I want to take my brother home as soon as possible, my family is so worried. ”
Cao Gen was so tired and impatient that he had to continue lying.
"We don't have his mobile phone number, but I once helped him register for Fancy Live and persuaded him to start a live broadcast to become an Internet celebrity. He is such a wonder, maybe someone likes to watch it, and it can be regarded as a way to support him. His live broadcast number is called 'There is no more Zhu Bajie in the world', and I also like to watch live broadcasts, and I remember it very clearly. Why, you also like to do live broadcasts, or I'll be your fan. Your acting skills are very high-level. The life of an extras must be very novel, but I would like to see it on the live broadcast. ”
Superintendent Shangguan is very cheerful, neither pretentious nor hidden, he has said everything, and he is quite interested in Cao Genlei, who is actually a serious patient with live broadcast cancer.
With such a big beauty taking the initiative to add herself, of course Cao Genti couldn't miss it, so he ran over and told the big beauty about his trick live broadcast number.
Watching the big beauty walk away, Cao Genti was full of emotion.
As long as I rely on the Internet celebrity guide, how can such a big beauty not be my iron fan, or even a confidant?
For the sake of these happiness and happiness, I am tired, and I must guard the goose and the pig, and I must not admit defeat easily!
Zhu Bajie, don't dodge and dodge anymore, wait for me to gather the four of you masters and apprentices, see how I Cao Gen is tired, how to set off a feast and carnival of self-media, batch production of Internet celebrities in various fields, and wholeheartedly build a powerful self-media empire, laugh proudly in China, and become famous in the world, it will definitely be just around the corner!