Chapter 10 The Dick Bombing System That Discriminates Against Dick Silk
Zhu Bajie was sad about the past, and he was very sad. Cao Gen, who was looking for him, was tired, but he was having a good time.
Cao Genti because of the start of the live broadcast, and the Penguin Group's security guards had a misunderstanding, but it was a blessing in disguise, not only basically confirmed the identity and movements of Zhu Bajie, but also successfully aroused the curiosity of a royal sister, face-to-face, he added his own live broadcast ID, became his true love fan, the follow-up story, more worthy of association and expectation, can be described as double happiness and luck.
When did it start, we, the poor dick, are so popular? Could it be that the Internet celebrity cultivation guide can also increase the charm value for yourself?
Cao Gen was overjoyed, so he meditated on the system in his heart, hoping to get the guidance of the needle god, but he called three times in a row before the system could react.
[This royal sister is divorced and is interested in any male animal!]
In Cao Genti's mind, such a line of words suddenly flashed, and then there was no more, and the system returned to calm.
It seems that this reason is too far-fetched, this is clearly the system's hatred for itself, and it expresses strong contempt for this problem, which gives such a strange answer with a damage value of more than 10,000.
Cao Genti didn't give up, and called the system in his heart, so he wanted the system to reveal the identity of "there is no more Zhu Bajie in the world", but there was no response.
When Cao Genti called the system for the fourth time, a sentence sounded in his own head, which almost made Cao Genti vomit three liters of blood and die of exhaustion.
[The customer you are calling is not in the service area, please call again after the fan value exceeds 20,000.] The system has turned on the level below the dragon setใSelf-shielding function,Please don't humiliate yourself with the dick-level host.,Repeated calls hurt self-esteem.,Please also ask the dick-level host to respect itself.ใ ใ
His grandmother's, the system also plays personality discrimination, dislikes the poor and loves the rich? Can this still play happily and cooperate sincerely?
Cao Gen was tired of the anger in his heart, so he simply took out his mobile phone, swiped the screen, and found the Internet celebrity guide icon, which was a burst of fierce pokes.
It turned out that the cute icon didn't react at all. Cao Gen was tired and clicked again, but found that the icon became more and more blurry, and finally disappeared.
I said system, do you still have a little bit of discipline? When you first bound me, why didn't you dislike me as a dick, so you didn't pick and choose a dead skin and a face to give me a hug?
Alas, I also complained that I was too eager to make a trip to Pengcheng. I knew that this system discriminated against Dick Si, what did he say, he also had to leave enough 20,000 flower beans on the Pattern Live Contribution List to ensure that he was not defaulted to Dick Si by the system!
Seeing that the system icon disappeared, Cao Gen panicked, and immediately mobilized the divine sense sensing system, and finally felt the tacit feeling, knowing that the needle god was just angry for a while, and immediately began to self-examine, no longer thinking about relying on the system to settle the difficulties in front of him.
It seems that this Internet celebrity cultivation guide system has a lot of personality, a big needle, and a female man with a hot personality!
After clearing his fan value before the trip to Pengcheng, he only started a live broadcast, and the fan value he obtained was not enough to invite this great god.
Thinking of the appearance fee of the needle god, it will consume 10,000 fan points, and finally let Cao Genti know once again how important fan value is to an anchor, and Cao Genti felt a heart-piercing pain.
Who said that it is easy to please God, and it is difficult to send God?Don't fucking stand and talk without backache, there is a kind of going to grandpa's live broadcast room to be a local tyrant, generously help me open a guard, reward two groups of 5200, help me ask a needle god to try?
Since he is poor, the needle god is unreliable and mercenary, and he is not reliable at all, he is no different from a god, it is better to be self-reliant and work hard!
In any case, there is a high probability that "there is no more Zhu Bajie in the world", which is the Zhu Bajie you are looking for.
For today's plan, it is how to connect with Zhu Bajie.
Cao Genti sent the two police officers away, gathered his mind, and after thinking about it, he still felt that it was the best policy to guard the penguin gate.
The middle strategy, that is, while waiting for Zhu Bajie to throw himself into the net in front of the penguin building, he clicked on Zhu Bajie's live broadcast room, took the initiative to contact him, and had a trick with him, got acquainted with him, and strived to gain his trust.
Only in this way can we grasp both hands, both hands must be hard, come to a two-pronged approach, shoot two arrows and one eagle, in order to get the old pig back as soon as possible and return home as soon as possible.
It's really not good, then make this decision, start the live broadcast directly, attract Zhu Bajie to his live broadcast room, and then sacrifice the radical method, forcing this Zhu Bajie to tell the truth, show his original form, obediently follow himself back, honestly follow himself to start a live broadcast, become an Internet celebrity, embark on the path of Diaosi counterattack and rise to become a god, fly up and pretend to be forced again, fly in the fairy world, and rank in the immortal class, it is not impossible.
As for why Zhu Bajie lost his position as the messenger of the Pure Altar, he could only meet with him and ask for one, two, three.
The two security guards were not happy when they saw that Cao Genlei was silent, and he had been stunned all the time, and he had no intention of leaving the Penguin Building.
"Young man, we helped you call the police, and you got what you wanted, got the information of that neurotic, and even made the female officer a fan of yours, you should be satisfied. Still relying on not leaving, what do you mean?!"
This thin security guard, at first glance, is a villain who is envious and jealous of everything, and when he saw that Cao Genti was so lucky, he looked at him more and more unpleasantly, so he issued an eviction order.
"I can get the favor of a beautiful police officer, which means that we are attractive. As for not wanting to leave, it's not to wait for the rabbit, wait for Zhu Bajie to appear, or take him home, don't surprise your big security guard, deduct your bonus, ruin your good career as a gatekeeper, and have a great future, I also feel that I am responsible. โ
Cao Gen was tired and angry, and did not give the thin security guard any face.
"How can you talk? Look down on us as security guards? You don't look in the mirror to see what virtues you have? A broken extra, a broken anchor, is still qualified to ridicule me? What's wrong with me, I can be a security guard for Asia's largest penguin group by market capitalization, I'm proud! You want to come, we penguins don't want you yet!"
The thin security guard is not a good stubble, and he immediately angrily scolded Cao Gen.
Cao Genlei just wanted to retaliate with a tooth for a tooth, and thought that he still had to wait for Zhu Bajie at the door of the Penguin Group, so he immediately changed his expression with a hippie smile, took over the conversation, and made the invincible "cheap" in the world.
"Let's not look down on each other, Penguin Group, we need loyal security guards like you, and we also need a good-looking and talented man like me to do live broadcasts. Everyone serves the penguins, they are all a family, so don't fight for you to be inferior and me high, okay?"
"Little brother, you said it well, they are all a family, regardless of distance and proximity. Your nervous relative, you must take good care of him, and don't let him run out and cause trouble again. A psychopath, I really can't mess around in Pengcheng!"
The fat security guard is good-looking, and he will come over to play the round immediately.
Seeing that he wielded his strength and strength of a "cheap", and most of the thin security guard's anger was gone, Cao Genti immediately looked at the two security guards with a pleasant face, and put on a righteous and awe-inspiring style, that shameless demeanor, very Guo Daxia's demeanor back then.
"Two brothers, I can't leave, in case my brother makes another mistake and runs to the door to make trouble, I can not just come and wait for work, not only can I take my brother away, but also help our Penguin Group, solve this trouble once and for all. This good deed of killing two birds with one stone, the feat of righteousness and bravery, and I can do my best, can I not act decisively and do my best?"
The two security guards looked stunned and shocked.
The skin of these two goods is not ordinarily thick.