Chapter 9: The Judgment of the Century of the Journey to the West
Zhu Bajie scored twice, was relegated to the world again, and still felt fresh, and every day filled him with a sense of tragedy and frustration!
If you really want to add to the sin, why bother?
He was demoted from the heavenly court, which was originally caused by the fact that the heavenly court payment system has not been updated for a long time, and there was a bug, and it could not be connected with the newly popular scan code payment system in the world, resulting in the inability of the heavenly court and the earthly government to receive the human worship, and the financial revenue fell sharply.
Damn, you immortals and Buddhas wander around the world all day long, smiling proudly yin and yang, dashing in the five elements, so unhappy, but you don't know how to perceive the general trend of the world. Now if there is a pot, throw it off, this black pot that is derailed from the storage system of the heavenly court and the human payment system, why should I have my old pig to carry it?
Zhu Bajie felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, and if Heavenly Court really wanted to deal with himself, he could only find a step for them to go down, and it was just a small amount of thunder and rain, so as to eliminate dissidents and leave a few places for his own people to cultivate immortals.
His old pig was once again demoted to the lower realm, and he was also considered to be a substitute for going out to the world, and he was the scapegoat for the backwardness of the financial and tax system of the Heavenly Court for a few days, but he was given a symbolic punishment, and in the end, it was not a big thing to turn into a small thing, but a small matter.
Who would have thought that this punishment would continue to ferment, and it actually punished their entire Journey to the West team, and there were many of them, all of whom were punished.
Zhu Bajie lost his position as the messenger of the Pure Altar, but at best, he is still a Buddha with the mission of the Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor did not let him reincarnate as a pig in order to make it easier for him to work in the world, which should be very lucky.
But after running in the world for many days and understanding the customs and people, he regretted that he did not reincarnate as a pig this time, but it was a big mistake.
The world has transitioned to the era of attention economy. As a super IP in the entertainment industry, he is actually very popular and widely sought after. Especially the stinky skin of the pig's rigid mane, which has long been hot, and thousands of people yearn for it.
Many people take pleasure in pretending to be pigs, especially those anchors on major platforms, with the appearance of Zhu Bajie, they can win more fans and rewards, and let those anchors make a lot of money.
Zhu Bajie took advantage of the trend, and took this as an outlet, followed the hype, and went everywhere to publicize notices, emphasizing that he was the fake pig Wuneng, but it backfired, not only did not gain any fans, but also won the world's doubts and ridicule, which made him sad and sad for a while.
It turns out that everyone recognizes pigs and doesn't recognize people, they only like the ugly Zhu Bajie, and they like his greedy and cute and stupid cheapness.
Now he is not a pig inside and out, and he no longer has the signature face of a pig's nose and pig face, so people naturally don't buy his account!
Zhu Bajie swallowed his anger for a while, remembering that the culprit who made him lose the position of the messenger of the Pure Altar was the WeChat payment system that invented the WeChat payment system of scanning code payment and sending and receiving red envelopes.
In order to take revenge, Zhu Bajie deliberately dressed himself as a pig Gangguan, went crazy, ran to Pengcheng Penguin Group, angrily scolded Penguin Group's WeChat payment, and fought with Penguin Group every day.
However, he was degraded this time, but his mana was temporarily sealed, and he became an out-and-out ordinary person, who was abused into a dog by the two security guards at the door every day, and was ravaged into a pig by the Pengcheng police and the detention center, and completely degenerated into a neurotic that is not as good as a pig and a dog.
After learning from the pain, Zhu Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, changed his routine, tried to forget his identity as Zhu Bajie, and thought about completing the task as soon as possible, so as to quickly recover his mana.
Wait until you are strong, and then find these mortals to settle accounts and take revenge.
Anyway, it's not too late for the old pig to take revenge!!
In order to complete the task assigned by the heavenly court as soon as possible, Zhu Bajie had no choice but to accept it, conform to the general trend, and find ways to survive in the world first.
After figuring this out, Zhu Bajie began to enter the role wholeheartedly, forgetting his identity as Zhu Bajie, who was not recognized by humans, and put down the shelf to undertake all the work.
With the help of a beautiful policeman, he even started his live broadcast career in Penguin's trick live broadcast, and registered an ID called "There is no more Zhu Bajie in the world", always reminding himself that he has temporarily forgotten his true identity as Zhu Bajie.
Since you want to be the enemy of WeChat Pay, let's get more in touch with WeChat, and deal more with the Penguin Group behind him.
Zhu Bajie finally understood that he would either defeat WeChat and assimilate WeChat, or be defeated by WeChat, accept this pitiful fact, and then go to the fairy world to establish a WeChat scanning code collection and payment system to seamlessly connect with the human world.
Just as Zhu Bajie temporarily forgot his true identity and devoted himself to the career of live broadcast as an Internet celebrity, dreaming of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, sooner or later one day to win WeChat and swallow a penguin, a live broadcast called "I am the real Zhu Bajie" still attracted him, making him unable to extricate himself, and he was deeply immersed in it, and finally remembered the heavenly court again, the protracted and unfair trial of the century that hurt the innocent and obviously unfair to their westward journey team.
Speaking of this great trial, we have to start with Zhu Bajie's position as the messenger of the Pure Altar.
After returning from the journey to the west, the Buddha came to see Zhu Bajie's mouth and body, and his stomach was wide, so that he was in charge of the world's offerings, the altar was cleaned, and all the incense income in the world was accepted.
Who would have thought that thousands of years after returning from the Journey to the West, there would be a net of moths in the world, and it was full of routines.
Let's just say that burning incense and worshiping the Buddha is a practice, people don't talk about their inner piety, and they will burn some huge face money all day long, which will make the heavens and the earth inflationary, and the entire financial system will be paralyzed.
Especially when offering incense in the temple, human beings began to scan the code to pay, or send WeChat red envelopes. Heavenly Court's worship and acceptance system has not been updated at all, resulting in these human offerings all suspended in the dimensional space cracks, between the barriers of the Three Realms plane, and outside the Five Elements Circulation System, causing dimensional chaos, space collapse, and the Five Elements Cycle failing.
In this way, not only did Heavenly Court's income drop sharply, but it also fell into a fiscal deficit for many years, and the system did not work smoothly. There are also many demons and monsters fishing in troubled waters, stirring up trouble, acting recklessly, the Three Realms shuttle freely, there are a lot of demons dancing wildly, and the heavens are worried about chaos.
The Immortal Buddha Committee held several enlarged plenary meetings, and finally made a resolution, unanimously believing that Zhu Bajie, as the messenger of the Pure Altar, was in charge of the worship of the world, but he did not want to forge ahead, and he was complacent, resulting in poor docking between heaven and earth, different paths between people and ghosts, imbalance of yin and yang, disorder of the three worlds, and the occlusion of the five elements, which caused irreparable losses to the three worlds of heaven, ghosts, and people.
In order to prevent the Pure Altar Messenger from repeating the mistakes of the past, and then harming the world because of his hatred for the punishment of the Heavenly Court, his mana was specially sealed, and his mana was slowly restored after he completed a certain stage of the task.
At the same time, in view of the sincere unity and deep affection of the Westward Journey team, in order to avoid punishing Zhu Bajie and incurring a strong backlash and confrontation from the other four members of the Westward Journey team, four supplementary resolutions were made.
1. Tang Seng, as the head of the Journey to the West team and the leader of Guanyin's hand-picking, did not control his apprentices effectively, had no way to guide, supervised and slack, and specially punished the golden cicada of Zhantan Merit Buddha without pay and stayed in the Buddha for three years, leaving Heaven from now on, and traveling around the world to preach and repent.
Second, the fight to defeat the Buddha Sun Wukong, as the core of the Journey to the West team, did not supervise the Jingtan messenger effectively, did not pass on the help in place, and did not fulfill his responsibilities than Xuechao, and punished Sun Wukong to return to Huaguo Mountain and be grounded for three years to see the after-effects.
Third, the golden-bodied Arhat Sha Wujing, who is the mainstay of the Journey to the West team, failed to exert his residual heat, and taught Zhu Wuneng to reform, punished Sha Wujing to return to the quicksand river, and was grounded for three years.
Fourth, the eight Tianlong Horses are respected as dragon sons, unable to transmit positive energy, foreseeing the rapid development of the human world, and missing the best opportunity to warn the pig Wuneng, causing it to make a big mistake, and the eight Tianlong Horses will be punished, and the West Sea will be grounded for three years.
Whenever Zhu Bajie thought of these five resolutions, he smelled the smell of Heavenly Court conspiracy.
However, what can he do about himself? Who let the realm he was in charge of be the first to come out of the basket, affecting the overall treatment and income of the entire Immortal Realm Buddha Realm, causing all the Immortal Buddhas to hate themselves and give others the truth to calculate themselves?
Who made the guys on their Journey to the West team all blemished people who easily let others grab the pigtails?
The matter has already been done, the punishment has been recalled, the resolution has been made, and it is useless to report any more grievances, no matter how powerful the five of them are, how can they compete with the entire two worlds of immortals and Buddhas? Where can they go to appeal, and who can they find to file a lawsuit against them and overturn the case?
Zhu Bajie thought of the person who claimed to be the real Zhu Bajie again, does he like me and is willing to be my confidant?
Life is already so difficult, no matter how bad it is, where can you go? I don't have to worry about being cheated out of money and sex by others. Now, I am penniless, even eating is a problem, and I am a reincarnated black pig reborn body, so I am not afraid of being slept with by others?
By the way, it seems that he is still a man, so don't even think about this!
Then try it once, if you can really find a helper, your task can be completed a day earlier, why not try?
Heavenly Court's life of 9 to 5 paid vacation, he really misses it too much!
The more Zhu Bajie thought about it, the more excited he became, so he couldn't help but log in to the live broadcast and clicked into the live broadcast room of "I am the real Zhu Bajie".