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Chapter 42: People are embarrassed again

In a short time, steaming dishes were on the table. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yue looked at it curiously, and his heart suddenly jumped.

Ma Daha picked up the chopsticks and said with a smile: "This plate is fried toad, the taste is fresh and refreshing, try it first!"

"I ...... This envoy does not eat beneficial insects. ”

Ma Daha's eyes rolled: "Understood." This plate is spicy loaches, and this plate is oily earthworms. Bhoo, there are trees and earthworms that are so fat and tender elsewhere, and earthworms that are so long, so big, and so thick have trees, and there are trees and ......."

"Wood has. Yue said curiously.

Ma Daha pointed with chopsticks and said: "Look again, this is a spicy cricket, this is a red stewed grasshopper, this is a cold cricket, this is a dry cockroach, this is a stewed spider, this is a sweet and sour lizard, this is a braised lice head, this is a stir-fried flea, this is a boiled bean worm, this is a fish-flavored meat bud, this is a ......"

Yue was so curious that he wanted to gag when he heard it.

Ma Daha suddenly frowned and said, "Comrade Angel, what's wrong with you, is there anything uncomfortable? I have medicine, I ...... it."

Yue was curious and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I have bile reflux and intermittent joint gastroenteritis, and now it's much better." ”

Ma Daha laughed, "It's okay. Come, drink a cup of tea to moisten the trachea and esophagus, and the internal organs will be better. As he spoke, he handed over a goblet filled with bright red liquid. It looks like wine or fine wine.

Yue looked down curiously and was taken aback: "This ...... What is this?"

"Chicken blood. "If you inject it, the effect will be better, but I don't have that equipment here, so you can drink it all!"

"I'm not thirsty. Yue was curious and hurriedly changed the topic, "What is this bean worm?"

Ma Daha put down the tea bowl: "The bean worm is a kind of insect in the bean field, it eats soybean leaves, this is pure green food!"

Yue said curiously: "That...... What is this bud?" said Mandaha: "The bud in the flesh is, in layman's terms, maggots. ”

"Maggots?" Yue was curious and had to change the topic again, "That'...... What's the last dish?"

"This is my specialty, my masterpiece," said Mardahar proudly, "an authentic big plate of rats." ”

Yue was curious and said, "This is a mouse?"

Ma Daha said: "It's true. You see, they have just been born, they have not opened their eyes yet, they have not eaten, they are dipped in sweet noodle sauce and eaten raw, which is very nutritious and very hygienic. Come on, try one first!"

"Not busy, not busy. ”

Ma Daha said: "As the saying goes, 'rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, rely on the water to eat the water', these are all authentic mountain delicacies! Look, how delicious, really delicious, especially delicious!"

Ma Shi said angrily: "You know how to eat, Mr. Angel hasn't eaten yet, you are really a foodie!"

Ma Daha smiled: "I'm sorry, I'm done eating, and I ask the angel brother to forgive me!"

Yue was curious and bitter: "You've finished eating, so what should I eat?" Alas, you're good anywhere, you're just greedy, you have to change!" Although he said this, he was really happy in his heart, and he was even more relieved.

"Angel nephew, please calm your anger, I'll change it right away!" With that, Marthahar got up and went into the bedroom.

Yue was stunned and muttered, "In such a short period of time, I have changed from an angel to an angel nephew, sad!"

Ma said with a smile: "Brother, don't be angry, I'm in charge of this one, he is good at seniority." ”

After a while, Ma Daha walked out of the bedroom with a fiery red mouse as big as a rabbit, and said with a smile: "Angel nephew, this one is fat and big, you can dip it in sweet noodle sauce and eat it raw!"

Yue was taken aback: "This ...... This is also a mouse?"

Ma Daha said: "No, I have raised it for nearly six years, and I already have a deep relationship with it." Alas, out of sight and out of mind, eat it quickly!" The big fiery red mouse's head was bigger than the head of the great hare, and it bared its teeth and grinned, and it looked very terrible.

Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "Don't be busy, you eat first!"

Too often, it is still a woman's delicate mind. At this time, Ma suddenly said: "Brother Angel doesn't eat meat?"

Hearing this, Ma Daha slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Yes, the angel grandson is a cultivator and should be a vegetarian." Lady, is there any garlic?"

Ma said: "The garlic is already yellow, how can you eat it!" Ma Daha said: "So, what about wormwood?"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said: "I don't eat plants, and I don't like to eat any insects, so I'm good at eating birds." ”

Ma Shi thought for a while and said, "Is it okay for pheasants?"

Yue was curious and groaned, "Hmm...... Yes, pheasant is a must-have meal for our immortal family. ”

After a while, a large plate of spicy chicken was placed on the table.

Yue curiously sandwiched a piece, just took a bite, and said, "How can this chicken have a strange smell!"

Ma Daha leaned in and sniffed, and said, "There is no strange smell, this is a smell." ”

Ma Shi also sniffed closer, pinched his nose and shouted: "Stink, it stinks!"

Yue was stunned and said, "How can chickens smell?"

Ma Daha said: "It's been more than three months since I died, and it's strange that it doesn't stink." ”

Yue sighed curiously: "If it stinks, you can't eat it, let's change it to something else!"

Ma Shi also said: "Yes, let's change it to something else." Old horse, go and stew that big hare you beat half a year ago!"

"Half a year ago?" Yue was stunned, "Let's change to something else!"

Ma Daha said: "The angels don't know, there is no shortage of people in the mortal world who chase the smell, they love to eat smelly things, and they can't do it if they don't smell!

Yue Curious smiled slightly, and said in his heart: "Lord Angel, he finally gave my elders a share, this old horse is still a smart person after all." Ma Daha said again: "Angel great-grandson, you eat a little, eat a little, eat more meat to be strong and increase your mana!"

Yue was curious, his eyelids fell, he had already guessed the other party's intentions, and said: "Thanks to Mr. Ma's hospitality, in order to express my gratitude, this envoy will definitely fulfill your wishes." ”

Martha Harden's eyes lit up and he said, "Really?"

Yue was curious and clasped his hands together, pronounced a Buddha name, and said, "Monk...... Those who become immortals do not speak. ”

Ma Daha grinned, laughed a few times, and said loudly: "I want to make the money and women of the world mine!"

Yue was curious and said indifferently: "This is easy, you can." ”

Madahar cheered, "Great, I'll soon be the richest and happiest man in the world!"

"Of course. Yue Curious smiled, "To tell you the truth, I have violated the rules of heaven and been demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor, and I have lost all my mana." ”

Ma Daha's eyes froze: "Ah, boy, you are a cheater!"

"Don't worry. Yue said curiously, "As long as someone is willing to grant me a wish, I can return to Heavenly Court." ”

Ma Daha's eyes shone eagerly again: "I am a human being." ”

Yue thought for a moment and said, "I'...... I want to ......"

Ma Daha said: "Brother Angel, it doesn't hurt to speak, as long as I can get my wish, I will agree to everything." Even if Mr. Angel wanted my wife to sleep, I would never frown, but I don't think Brother Angel would be so ......."

Yue was curious and hurriedly said, "I will, I'...... This is exactly what this envoy means, and this is the only way for me to return to Heaven......"

Ma Daha immediately said, "This is easy to do." ”

Yue was curious and confused: "You agreed?"

Ma Daha smiled: "I am already the richest person in the world, will there be a shortage of women, why should I disagree?"

Yue Curious also smiled: "You are very smart!"

Ma Daha hurriedly took a few mouthfuls of fish-flavored meat buds, and said, "I'll go hunt a few game, you guys are busy!"

At that time, the remnant sun was like blood.

Only Yue Curiosity and Ma Shi were left in the room. Yue Curious suddenly sighed: "Why is your man like this, he actually let his wife sleep with other men, he is really incomprehensible!"

Ma Shi glanced at him, got up and walked out. Yue was curious and hurried: "Where are you going?" Ma Shi twisted his still slender waist, looked back and smiled: "The sun hasn't set yet, I'm not used to it, go take a shower first, ha." ”

Yue looked at her departing Qianying curiously, suddenly rubbed his hands vigorously, followed by a stomp of his feet, and said happily: "There is a door!"

For a long time, Ma Shi had not yet appeared, and Yue became curious and anxious. When I glanced at it, I saw a big red cloth covered with a big red cloth on the wooden table next to the pot, rising high.

"Could it be silver?" Yue Curious hurriedly walked over, opened it and took a look, and was immediately disappointed - there were more than a dozen white-flour buns stacked under the red cloth.

He was just about to turn around, and then he thought: "The steamed buns are not bad, I will have to leave here sooner or later, there must be nothing to eat on the way, this hellish place!" So, he wrapped the steamed buns in a red cloth, carried them on his back, and walked out in a big way.

Dozens of paces away, he hid the package in the grass and folded it back. As soon as he walked to the door, he heard a coquettish voice say, "Xianggong-"

Yue couldn't help but be stunned when he was curious, turned his head to look, and saw a beautiful young woman standing under a big locust tree a few steps away, but it wasn't Ma's who was?

For a while, Yue couldn't help but be infatuated with curiosity. Ma waved at him, and walked into another grass hut. He came back to his senses, ran over and pushed the door open. This is obviously a bedroom, as there is a small bamboo bed in the room.

Ma smiled charmingly, and then began to untie his skirt.

Yue's curiosity flickered, and his eyes stared straight at her hand. Unbeknownst to her, as soon as her hand touched the button of her shirt, she heard a person outside the door shouting, "Lady, I'm back!"