Chapter 43: People are still embarrassed

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Chapter 43 People are still embarrassed

When Ma heard the sound, he immediately rushed out, threw himself into Ma Daha's arms, and said angrily: "Why did you come back, you want to die!" Ma Daha hugged his wife's waist and smiled: "Can you do it if you don't come back, if I don't see you for a moment, I will go crazy!"

Yue was curious leaning against the door frame and muttered, "If these two people are not schizophrenic, they must be actors, I damn it!"

Ma Daha raised his eyes and suddenly said, "My lord, are you happy?" Yue said curiously and angrily: "It hasn't started yet!" Ma Daha smiled: "Let's be busy after dinner, anyway, I'm not in a hurry." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½β€

Yue Curious sighed, looked down, and blurted out, "Old Ma, what are you holding in your hand?"

"I picked up a red cloth package outside, and there were a dozen white-flour buns inside. Hehe, what a harvest today!"

Yue snorted curiously, turned around and walked towards the big locust tree in the corner of the house. Ma Daha hurriedly said: "Mr. Angel, the thatched house is not there!" Yue was curious and didn't reply: "I'll bathe and cleanse myself first." ”

Ma Daha muttered: "Purify, could it be that there are eunuchs in the sky?" Ma suddenly hugged her husband's neck tightly, and said delicately: "Husband, I'm so scared!" Ma Daha frowned and said, "What are you afraid of him doing?" Ma Shi said: "He is not a human, he is an immortal!"

Ma Daha laughed: "He is all clean, what are you afraid of him doing?"

Yue curiously turned the big locust tree and saw a stone bucket more than three feet high. He didn't look at it, he rolled over and jumped. With a "plop", he flew straight down thirty feet, and the cold water suddenly covered his head. He was a landlubber, and after a few sips of water, he finally came out of the water, and hissed, "Help, I'm in the well, come and save me-"

He only shouted, and then stood up, for the well water was just below his knees. He smiled slightly: "The water is not so deep, there is hope." So he spread his legs apart, pressed against the wall of the well, and climbed up. After climbing more than a zhang, an object fell down and hit his heavenly spirit cover. He snorted and fell to the bottom of the well.

He shook his head, sobered up, and looked up to see a large wooden barrel rising. He said viciously: "Grandma's, Martha, you wait, I will go up and kill you!"

As soon as Madahar sat down in his chair, he saw his wife come in with a bucket. He was very puzzled and asked, "What are you going to do?" Ma said: "Xianggong, the mountain road is rugged, you are tired, take a bath!"

Ma Daha answered, and took off his essence a few times. He curled up in the bucket with a comfortable expression. Ma suddenly stretched out his hand and said, "What about the game?" Ma Daha sighed: "I have bad luck, I only hit a crow!"

Ma pouted: "It's fried noodles made of crow meat again, I'm tired of eating them!"

"Lady, I will soon be the richest man in the world, are you still worried about running out of game to eat?"

Ma slapped his forehead: "How did I forget this stubble! Yes, you will soon be rich, I am proud of you, you are the best!"

Ma Daha said again: "Don't make fried noodles, change the taste, wash and peel it, and steam it to eat!"

Ma said: "No! I like to braise it, it is delicious." ”

Ma Daha said: "It's better to eat it steamed, such a big thing, it's inconvenient to braise it!"

Yue curiously climbed out of the well, and just walked outside the door, he happened to hear these few words. His heart jumped suddenly: "Make people into fried noodles, steam and eat, braised them, These are two goblins! Alas, I should have thought that there must be demons in a treacherous place!" After retreating a few dozen steps, he dared to scream, turned around and ran away. Running far away, he suddenly thought: "I forgot to bring my red cloth package, no, I have to go back!"

He walked back, gently pushed open the kitchen door, picked up the red cloth wrap, and quietly walked out.

"I'm lucky I didn't find out. Yue's curiosity moved, so he heard a woman's voice say, "Angel guest, it's so late, where are you going?"

Ma's voice was crisp and sweet, but when he heard it, Yue was curious and intuitive, his scalp was numb, and a cold air spread all over his body. He turned around and said softly, "Demon ...... Ben is leaving. ”

Ma frowned: "You haven't had a round room with me yet, how can you ......?"

Yue sighed curiously: "It's too late, next time!" Ma pouted and said reluctantly: "That'...... When will my father-in-law become rich?" Yue Curious did not answer, but said a strange word: "Eldest sister, how old is your father-in-law?"

"How many hundred years old?" Ma was stunned, "he just turned forty." ”

Yue Curious frowned, "Forty years old?"

Ma Shi looked at his face and hurriedly changed his words: "Uh...... He is Chinese New Year's Eve and nine-year-old. ”

Yue smiled curiously: "It's not even forty years old." ”

Ma Shi was stunned: "Does this have anything to do with his age?"

Yue shook his head curiously: "He is already not confused, how can he still believe in such a deceitful fairy tale? It's not that I said him, he is really naΓ―ve and superstitious, and he can't be saved!"

"Fooled! Oh no, he stole my steamed buns!" The more Ma thought about it, the more angry he became, and he poked his fingers and scolded, "The surname is heaven, you can't die well!"

Rushing out of Liyu, Yue Curious slowed down. At this time, a red sun sets down the mountain, and night falls.

Since he had eaten those plates of bean sprouts in Qiaojiabao, he was tired, hungry and thirsty, his stomach was beating drums, his legs were cramping, and his eyes were full of stars. It was already difficult to move forward, so I simply sat on the ground. Coincidentally, he was sitting on a sharp corner stone. He let out an "ah" and jumped to his feet. It took a long time for him to feel less pain.

He didn't have a good heart, but he was really angry, and he flew up with a kick that hit the sharp corner stone. Unexpectedly, he made another "ah" sound, jumped up, and hugged his toes and screamed, his toes were dripping blood.

After a long time, he picked up a stick and limped forward. Not far away, there was a faint sound of water flowing.

At this time, he was like a man on the verge of drowning who saw a straw beside him, and although he knew that it was useless, he also wanted to desperately grasp it, which is the instinct of human beings to survive. He looked overjoyed, and rushed towards the sound of the water.

Not far ahead, a small river appeared, the water was clear, and I don't know where it flowed.

He hurried over, and as soon as he put his mouth on the water, he said to himself, "No! I can't drink water downstream, who would know if anyone is washing clothes upstream!" After a few steps, we reached the end. The water came out of the gap between the two large stones, and I think it was a spring.

He stumbled over, and as soon as he lowered his head, he saw the head of a sheep. It was an old white goat, and it was drinking with its head down.

Yue couldn't help but be furious, and raised his hand to punch the old goat's head. The old goat bleated, took a step back, and stared straight at Yue Curious, with a fierce look in the sheep's eyes.

The old goat thought to himself: "Okay, you don't know whether you live or die, you are so tired, you dare to hit your grandfather in the head, it seems that my old sheep must teach you a lesson today! Good fellow, you are still looking at me! What are you looking at, have you never seen such a handsome sheep? You still dare to drink water, and you still drink! Look at your big mouth, blood is red and bloody, and you know that you have drunk a lot of mutton soup at a glance! I let you drink mutton soup, and I will kill you!"

Thinking of this, the old goat bleated again, and suddenly lowered his head and rushed. Yue was curious about this, but he didn't have an embankment, and he was knocked to the ground when he landed.

Yue was furious, hugged the goat's neck tightly, and scolded: "Good boy, you dare to contradict your grandfather!"

Suddenly, an old and urgent voice said, "Stop, you goat thief!"

Yue was startled, instinctively let go, and the old goat ran away with a "bleating".

Yue curiously raised his eyes and saw an old man with a gray beard and an angry face standing in front of him. He crossed his hands on his hips and said sharply: "Wow, you young man is not good at learning, why did you steal my sheep? Do you know, it is my food guy!"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said: "Old man, things are not what you imagined, you misunderstood!"

The old man raised his eyebrows: "Misunderstanding, good boy, you dare to contradict your grandfather, I have to kill you!" As he spoke, he snatched the wooden stick from Yue Curious's hand, followed by a burst of wild whipping.

Yue was curious and the pain was unbearable, so he got up and hugged his head. After running dozens of steps, he suddenly stopped, thinking: "No, I can't just run away like this, I have to go back and make it clear to him, I must not leave an infamy after eternity!"

He turned back, but the old man was gone. He looked at the clear river water in front of him and grinned: "Haha, this is mountain spring water, probiotic fermentation, can promote gastrointestinal peristalsis, great supplement!

As soon as his mouth touched the surface of the water, a yellow column of water passed in front of his eyes, shooting into the water next to his mouth, causing countless bubbles. He looked up and saw the old man herding sheep standing on a big rock beside him urinating in the river.

Yue was very curious, and shouted, "You old man is not particular, you don't do this!"

The old man looked down and said angrily, "You sheep thief again! You still want to steal my job?"

Yue Curious said quietly: "Old man, I didn't plan to steal your job at all, you wronged me." ”

The old man snorted: "Wronged, you still dare to contradict your ancestors! Okay, I have to break your wolf's leg today!" jumped off the boulder, picked up the wooden stick, and stepped forward to beat him fiercely.

Soon, Yue's curious ass blossomed. He screamed, clutched his ass and ran away. After running dozens of steps, he turned around and pointed: "Old man, there is a kind of you don't run!

After walking half a mile, Yue Qian couldn't walk anymore, so he sat on a big rock beside him. Suddenly I heard a "pop" sound, as if I had stepped on something. When he looked down, he jumped straight to his feet as if burned: "Who pulled this shit, it's fucking disgusting!"

Suddenly, there was the sound of footsteps.

He looked up, but saw more than a dozen people outside Zhangyu, more than a dozen people holding long knives.