Zuo Xiaofeng, 1.76 meters tall, looks good-looking, but he is addicted to online games every day, and his parents have no time to care about him when they work abroad all the year round, and it was his grandfather who brought Zuo Xiaofeng up since he was a child.

With the passage of time, seeing that my grandfather is getting older and older, and his physical function is not as good as before, my parents took the old man abroad to care for the elderly in order to fulfill their filial piety.

The old man called Zuo Xiaofeng to him before going abroad,

Xiao Feng, old man, I told you a few words before I went abroad, don't play online games all day long, do more serious things,

Community activities have always been in charge of me, and when you go abroad, you can replace me, organize community activities for me, and don't let my aunts and uncles be idle.

You have to make the community activities colorful, and you have to find ways to make them tasteful, don't you hear?

Grandpa, don't worry!

I will definitely do a good job in community activities, and I will definitely make these uncles and aunts idle.

Zuo Xiaofeng's product is really wonderful, in order to organize community activities, he actually took a few grandmothers in their 90s in the community to play "King Poison".

In the community room, Zuo Xiaofeng jumped up and down and shouted: "Hey, hey, hey"!

I said Grandma Li, you don't know how to go wild, hurry up and get on the road!

Hey, I'll go! Aunt Wang can you not rob me of my head.

At this time, I only heard the scream of Grandma Zhang, oh no, Xiaofeng, I can't fight, my grandson forgot to go back to cook after school, turned around and strode home.

Zuo Xiaofeng saw Grandma Zhang running away, so he hurriedly chased out of the door, Grandma Zhang, our team is going to play next week, but don't forget to participate!

Zuo Xiaofeng didn't care about the old lady, but he didn't have the heart to organize the old man in the community to watch a movie, and he still watched a love freeze movie on the bed of the island country.

In the process of watching the film, these old men were stimulated by the hot scenes in the film, and they ate a lot of fast-acting heart pills, which was like eating popcorn, and their blood pressure jumped up like a rocket.

The ambulances of the emergency center drove to the community, and finally the people in the emergency center were in a hurry, so they simply set up an old man to watch the first aid emergency point in the community.

As soon as Zuo Xiaofeng appeared at the intersection of the community, everyone immediately closed the windows and closed the doors and drew the curtains, and the small merchants and vendors on the street also fled in all directions, even more afraid than seeing the chengguan.

Three years have passed in this way, and when Zuo Xiaofeng was time to take the university entrance examination, his parents let him be admitted to the aristocratic university in City B, "Camille University".

When the neighbors heard that Zuo Xiaofeng was leaving the community, the whole community was boiling, and they hugged their heads and cried with joy, and Grandma Zhang burst into tears with excitement, and ran door to door with crutches to tell each other.

Lao Li, who had cerebral thrombosis, came to Zuo Xiaofeng in a wheelchair, stretched out his trembling hands to hold Zuo Xiaofeng, and said earnestly with tears: Xiaofeng, you must study hard in the past four years, you don't have to worry about it at home, your coal, water and electricity are all responsible for us, if you can't come back, don't come back, it's troublesome.

After Zuo Xiaofeng heard the words of Lao Li Tou, who was cerebral thrombosis, the corners of his eyes moistened, what a good neighbor this is, and walked out of the community with his luggage in tears.

As soon as the two feet walked out of the community, they heard the sound of gongs and drums and firecrackers behind them, and the whole community was crazy, it was even more lively than the New Year, and a sea of laughter and laughter became a sea of joy.

On the first day of admission to Camille University, Zuo Xiaofeng met the goddess in his mind, Zhang Keer.

Zhang Keer is not only beautiful, beautiful and cute, but also has very good family conditions, to put it bluntly, she is old and rich.

As long as Zhang Keer appears anywhere on campus, she is the focus of attention, her big eyes flash as if she can speak, her small red lips and white and tender skin are more distinct, a pair of small dimples are evenly distributed on both sides of her cheeks, and she smiles lightly, and her dimples loom on her cheeks, which is as cute as a fairy, and she is recognized as the star school flower of the school.

Zuo Xiaofeng, like other boys, has been looking for an opportunity to get close to Zhang Keer, but he has no chance, I heard that Zhang Keer is going to play mahjong with a few girlfriends this weekend, which is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

In the entire Camille school, Zhang Keer's best friend is named Du Qiyan, a lively and cheerful girl.

With a pair of big glasses and a tall ponytail, when he has nothing to do, he always swaggers around with a compass and copper coins.

As soon as he had time, he told the fortunes of his classmates, and was deeply loved by everyone, and was finally named Du Banxian by his classmates, who happened to be Zuo Xiaofeng's tablemate.

Zuo Xiaofeng secretly wanted to get close to Zhang Keer, the beauty, and it seemed that he could only ask Banxian for help, Zuo Xiaofeng came to Du Qiyan with a hippie smile and sat down, Hey! Du Banxian, I heard that you went to Zhang Keer's house to play mahjong this weekend, can you take me with you.

Du Qiyan glanced at Zuo Xiaofeng, "What are you doing with your big dreams in the Spring and Autumn Period?" Besides, what kind of fun are you having with us girls?

Ah, I understand, Zuo Xiaofeng, as soon as you pout your ass, I will say what shit are you going to shit, you are chasing Zhang Keer, if you want me to say that you will die of this heart.

Zuo Xiaofeng's face flushed, I can't hide anything from you, a half-immortal, Du Qiyan is so let's have a table together, as long as you help me this time, I will introduce you to 10 fortune tellers to you.

The old lady has no shortage of fortune tellers, what good is it to help you and me, besides, you also know that Zhang Keer is cold to any boy, let alone going to her house, this matter is quite difficult!

Hearing Du Qiyan's words, Zuo Xiaofeng hurriedly rummaged through his schoolbag for a while, took out a ticket for the "Ge You" concert, and handed it to Du Qiyan, this is the ticket I stayed up late to queue up to buy a few days ago, please.

Du Qiyan glanced at Zuo Xiaofeng with disdain, I can help you, but I really can't guarantee whether you can go to it, and you have to give me lunch for a month.

Okay, absolutely no problem! Zuo Xiaofeng agreed without hesitation.

But Zuo Xiaofeng never expected that from this weekend, a series of unbelievable things happened that changed the future life path of Zuo Xiaofeng, a salted fish.

After school on Friday, Zhang Keer and several girls made an appointment to gather at the school gate, Zuo Xiaofeng dressed up carefully, combed his hair into an unconventional Moxican hairstyle, and wore a big robe outside, with a T-shirt with Mr. Bean pattern inside, and jeans bought at the stall for 25 yuan below.

Du Qiyan saw Zuo Xiaofeng coming over, frowned, and thought to herself how this guy was dressed like selling pirated CDs, ignoring these two goods first, turned her head and said to Zhang Keer: You need a waiting game to play mahjong today, why don't you call him!

After Zhang Keer glanced at Zuo Xiaofeng, she smacked her tongue, there are so many servants in my family who are in charge, why are you looking for someone to sell CDs.

Zuo Xiaofeng immediately became anxious when he heard this, this is not going to happen, he looked at Du Qiyan with pleading eyes, Du Qiyan immediately understood, and hurriedly pulled Zhang Keer's arm and said coquettishly: You can see clearly that it is not selling CDs, it is Zuo Xiaofeng from our class, and the servants in your family are upset when they look at it, "It's not black, use him this time!"

Zhang Keer couldn't resist Du Qiyan's plea, and finally decided to allow Zuo Xiaofeng to go to her house, but Zuo Xiaofeng needed three chapters of the law.

1. Don't touch things at home

2. Don't wander around

3. Don't take the initiative to talk to yourself

Zuo Xiaofeng agreed without thinking about it, thinking that as long as he could go to school, he would care about her for a few chapters, and he was looking for an opportunity to pick up girls.

An extended Lincoln drove over, and several people got into the car together and drove towards Zhang Keer's manor.

Soon drove to Zhang Keer's house, and after getting out of the car, he was confronted by a chubby middle-aged man.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Zhu Yiqun, the housekeeper in charge of the entire manor, welcome everyone.

Our manor is built with a "combination of Eastern and Western styles" in the Tang Dynasty court, the whole courtyard covers an area of 1,000 acres, the building has both the "prosperous Tang style" and the Western palace sense, and at the same time collects a lot of precious treasures, mostly porcelain, please be careful with a few students.

Then followed the housekeeper Zhu Yiqun around and around to a luxurious room.

When I entered the room, I only listened to the meow!

A cat flew into Zhang Keer's arms and sprinkled coquettishly in Zhang Keer's arms.

Zuo Xiaofeng saw that the cat looked so weird, with mottled gray hair, huge golden pupils, no long hair on the eyes, nose, ears and mouth, and it looked like a werewolf.

Zhang Keer said proudly, this is my favorite pet of "Langlang", which is called a werewolf cat abroad, which is extremely rare, and there are only 35 in the world at present.

Zuo Xiaofeng said with a smile: I don't know if this cat will become a werewolf on the night of the full moon, if it becomes a werewolf, catch it and sell it to the zoo, there will be a lot of tickets, Zhang Keer glared at Zuo Xiaofeng fiercely after hearing it.

After entering the room, the housekeeper Zhu Yiqun asked the servant to prepare all the food and drink, and then withdrew, Zhang Ke'er chuckled, hum! Play mahjong today to see if I don't kill a few of you to pieces.

After Du Qiyan heard Zhang Keer's words, she waved her little fist, who is afraid of who will come, but after saying that it is okay to play eight laps, one lap cannot be less, don't run like you won money last time.

watched several beauties start to play mahjong, and Zuo Xiaofeng took the initiative to take charge of pouring tea and water, pouring water for Zhang Keer, observing Zhang Keer's face and figure up close, full of messy thoughts, and busy.

Zhang Keer's hand style is a little unsmooth today, she fired 3 times in a row, and was cut off, her mouth was bulging with anger, she thought about it, it must be Zuo Xiaofeng's reason.

Hey, Zuo Xiaofeng, don't dangle around here, you go and stay on the side, I'm upset when I see you, you go to the next room to watch TV, there's nothing wrong with you here.

Zuo Xiaofeng wanted to rest for a while, and then come back to find a chance to touch his little hands, this beauty in his heart, turned around and went to the next room to watch TV.

Zuo Xiaofeng opened a pack of potato chips, pressed the TV program indiscriminately on the remote control in his hand, and thought, to know how many people want to get close to Zhang Keer, Lao Tzu actually went to Zhang Keer's house to play, and then used his mobile phone to take a group photo, and then sent it to a few buddies in the dormitory with WeChat, they must all go crazy when they want, and they are happy when they think about their surprised expressions.

At this time, Zhang Keer's kitten noticed Zuo Xiaofeng and saw the potato chips, so the kitten flew up with an arrow to grab the potato chips in his hand.

Seeing this, Zuo Xiaofeng grabbed the cat's tail and threw it out, only to hear the sound of the meow, and when everyone was ready to go home after having fun, Zhang Keer's cat could not be found, and at this time everyone began to frantically find the cat in the house.

After looking around, a classmate finally heard a sound similar to hiccups in the tank of the platform, Zuo Xiaofeng looked at it, and thought that it was my opportunity to perform, and immediately yelled that I would save the cat.

Dash over and stretch your whole arm into the tank.

Zhang Keer was shocked and hurriedly shouted, don't "", but it's too late.

Poof, even the soup with sauce.

Zuo Xiaofeng fished the cat out of the big sauce jar, the werewolf cat was held high in the air and the sauce soup flew in the wind, Zuo Xiaofeng laughed and shook the cat in his hand, and shouted to Zhang Keer: I am looking for your cat.

Suddenly, Zuo Xiaofeng's feet slipped, and he just kicked on the sauce jar, and kicked the sauce jar "click" to pieces.

This cylinder is Zhang Keer's father's baby, no one is allowed to touch or destroy it, and this cylinder is more important than his own life, just the moment the cylinder was kicked and broken by Zuo Xiaofeng, Zhang Keer's face immediately turned pale, and he knew that he was in trouble this time.

When the sauce jar shatters on the ground, it immediately emits a strong pungent and unpleasant smell, and a strong smell of stool (toilet smell) is mixed with the fishy smell, and the two smells are really mixed together to be unbearable.

After the cat was caught out of the sauce jar, it seemed to be a little intoxicated by the smoke, and Zuo Xiaofeng almost fainted when he smelled the sauce on the cat after catching the cat.

I just felt a big mouthful of stomach tumbling and spitting on the cat's body.

shook the cat, and the cat woke up,

Meow!

Screamed!

What I never expected was that

The cat is covered in soy sauce and spitting goo.

didn't catch it, jumped on the bed with a big sauce all over his body, and then crawled into the quilt with soup and sauce, at this time everyone in the room was stunned, Zhang Keer let out a piercing scream at the same time, and the sound filled the entire manor.