Chapter 2 (Kill or Eat)

The next day, Zuo Xiaofeng came to the school and found that several boys who usually pursued Zhang Keer looked at him with vicious eyes.

It must be something that caused trouble at Zhang Keer's house, it is estimated that it has been spread out, hey! This is really a good thing not to go out, and a bad thing to spread thousands of miles, suddenly remembered that Zhang Keer's father is still the principal of Camille, and when he thinks of this, he is the boss, and it seems that he will go around if he can't eat.

It doesn't matter, why do you want to do so much, buddy, I also came here with a lot of wind and waves, what do you like!

While humming a little song, he put his hands in his pockets and swayed towards the classroom.

When he was about to walk to the door of the classroom, he suddenly heard someone calling him, Zuo Xiaofeng looked back and saw that it was Zhang Keer's father, Zhang Hongsheng, and he suddenly felt bad in his heart, but he had no choice but to walk over.

Zuo Xiaofeng ran to Zhang Hongsheng with a hippie smile, principal, seeing that your Yin Hall is shining and full of red light, it must be a happy event, and something good must have happened.

Zhang Hongsheng glanced at Zuo Xiaofeng, you come to the office with me.

Zuo Xiaofeng could only follow Zhang Hongsheng to the principal's office, and his legs just walked into Zhang Hongsheng's office.

Bang!

Zhang Hongsheng closed the office door with his backhand, and at the same time locked it, after the door was closed, Zuo Xiaofeng suddenly felt furious in his heart at this time, thinking what was this for!

Zhang Hongsheng looked at Zuo Xiaofeng with a face from a Shar Pei dog, I heard that you went to my house yesterday? Zuo Xiaofeng nodded when he heard it, and immediately shook his head again.

Zhang Hongsheng immediately straightened his face, his eyes widened angrily, and the green tendons in the corners of his forehead bulged out with the rough breath exhaled, and roared angrily, Are you going or not?

Zuo Xiaofeng was frightened by the principal's angry voice,

"I went"

Immediately, Zhang Hongsheng didn't talk nonsense, he directly opened the drawer and pulled out a bright mountain machete from the drawer.

"What are you going to do?"

Zuo Xiaofeng is in a hurry, not so much.

Big brother, no principal, I went to your house yesterday.

Isn't it just to clean up your house, I'll go to your house to do housework for a year, no, I'll do a good job, and I promise to clean your home like a newly renovated one.

I sue you, Zhang Hongsheng, this is a society ruled by law, and people are killed to pay for their lives.

Zhang Hongsheng held the mountain opening knife, his face was full of muscles, and he sneered, Then I will tell you, why do you have to hack you to death, so that you can understand your death.

I don't know why I got a strange disease, but every time the moon was full, my skin was very itchy, and it got worse and worse every time.

When this jar of medicinal herbs is applied to the body, it can relieve the itching of the body.

The sauce jar that you Zuo Xiaofeng kicked and broke yesterday is my life-sustaining medicine, and this jar of medicine is my favorite, my everything.

You're good, ruining my hopes, ruining my favorite, I have to cut you with a thousand knives today, chop you into mashed flesh to relieve the hatred in my heart.

Zuo Xiaofeng heard that Meng B, this Nima stinky sauce can also cure diseases?

You know what a fart!" Zhang Hongsheng screamed.

Zuo Xiaofeng thought secretly, it seems that the principal is really going to play with his life, but no matter what, he will save his life first.

Calm down, calm down!

Principal, don't do it yet, I suddenly thought of a good way, you listen to it first and say it's doing.

Principal, I really don't know that the jar of sauce is used to cure diseases, there is a jar in the public toilet in my community, although it is not as stinky as yours, but it is almost the same, I will help you collect more smelly materials, and I will personally wipe it on your body to cure the disease.

Wipe your sister, Zhang Hongsheng's eyes were red and he shouted, and then he raised the knife and slashed at Zuo Xiaofeng.

Zuo Xiaofeng immediately turned to the side, and the machete slashed at the clothes rack next to him.

Click!

With a single sword, he cut off a large piece of the wooden clothes rack behind him.

Oh I'm going to go!

Zhang Hongsheng missed a knife, and was ready to pick up the mountain knife and continue to cut.

At this time, Zuo Xiaofeng couldn't care so much, so he picked up the chair next to him and threw it at Zhang Hongsheng.

Zhang Hongsheng leaned slightly to the side and easily dodged.

took advantage of the time when Zhang Hongsheng hid in the chair.

Zuo Xiaofeng ran to the window, ready to jump out and escape, ran to the window and looked down, dumbfounded, this is the ninth floor!

If Nima jumps, he will be crippled if he doesn't die, thinking that he is still a virgin and can't just die like this.

But if you don't jump, you'll be hacked to death, and if you jump, you'll be killed.

With a grim expression, Zhang Hongsheng approached Zuo Xiaofeng step by step with a machete.

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to Zuo Xiaofeng, he was still less than a meter away.

Zuo Xiaofeng hurriedly climbed onto the windowsill

Holding the window frame with one hand, a handful of snot and a handful of tears, he said with a crying voice.

I'm really not an intentional principal, as long as I let Zuo Xiaofeng live, let me do whatever you want.

Spare me,

At this time, Zhang Hongsheng looked at Zuo Xiaofeng with a bright machete, as if he had thought of something, and his facial muscles trembled slightly.

looked at Zuo Xiaofeng with confused eyes and thought about it, Zhang Hongsheng suddenly stretched out his right hand to his crotch, and pulled it out of the crotch a few times.

Do you want to mess with my chrysanthemum, my Zuo Xiaofeng recognizes jumping down and falling to his death, and he will not give him his innocent body, and he is thinking about which posture to jump in and die a better look.

Zhang Hongsheng had already taken out a black mud ball from his crotch, shining with a dark light.

smiled and said to Zuo Xiaofeng, I won't kill you if you eat it.

No, Zuo Xiaofeng said bitterly, don't even think about it, unless your head is caught in the door frame before you eat this disgusting thing.

I want to vomit when I look at it, this thing is too disgusting to eat, and the key is to take it out of the crotch.

Zuo Xiaofeng said to Zhang Hongsheng with a crying voice, what are you doing?

Zhang Hongsheng's expression changed immediately, holding a disgusting black pill in his hand, and said amiably, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid", this is a good thing for you to help me do things, a tonic that is very good for men to strengthen the body, and it is also a national inspection-free product to ensure hygiene and cleanliness.

Hey, I'll go!

This bullshit can be said to deceive children, who can fool him?

Zuo Xiaofeng said to Zhang Hongsheng with tears in his eyes, can you eat it, "No" Zhang Hongsheng screamed.

At this moment, there was a bang, and the window frame that Zuo Xiaofeng was holding suddenly cracked.

Crash!

Half of the window frame and Zuo Xiaofeng fell downstairs together, falling very fast, and then I heard a click, the pants were scraped by a drying rack, and hung on the third floor, Zuo Xiaofeng's whole body felt cold, it turned out that when he fell from the ninth floor, he was hung by the clothes rack on the third floor, and the pants and pants were completely scraped open, and the naked lower body was hung on the third floor platform.

At the most dangerous moment, I happened to see a D-cup bra hanging on Zuo Xiaofeng's hanger, and the instinct to survive grabbed it.

Hold on to the big bra for fear of falling off.

At this time, Zuo Xiaofeng inadvertently saw that a group of people downstairs were walking towards this side.

Zuo Xiaofeng waved his hand to the crowd of people who came over with relief, thinking to himself, buddy, I can be saved.

Soon someone downstairs saw Zuo Xiaofeng, and one of them shouted: Look, everyone, there is actually a person hanging on the clothes rack on the third floor, and then he recognized it at a glance, isn't this Zuo Xiaofeng!

Then I heard someone shouting below, come and see, come and see, there is a perverted nymphomaniac, who climbs the platform with a bare ass in broad daylight to steal a bra, and the one who steals is still a D cup.

Zuo Xiaofeng was angry when he heard this, and he actually said the bra model so accurately, this brother must have stolen the big bra, and he was hanging on the platform for 5 minutes, and there were more and more people gathering below, but no one came to the rescue.

At this time, a group of people came running below, holding the drawing board in their hands and running in the direction where Zuo Xiaofeng was hanging, and took a closer look at the art department, these people quickly set up the drawing board after running downstairs, and painted it on Zuo Xiaofeng's body, and said that it was too rare to paint, this big ass is really white, much whiter than the models in our studio, and one of them also shouted, buddy is holding on for a while, don't keep your ass twisting around to maintain a good posture, hold on for a while and the painting will be almost finished.

Zuo Xiaofeng almost fainted when he heard it, stop drawing, come and help me, I can't support it·········

Before he finished speaking, he heard a click, and the clothes rack finally couldn't stand his own pressure, and "clicked" to disconnect.

Zuo Xiaofeng grabbed the D-cup big bra tightly with his hand and fell down, and he could only smack, and his eyes were black and he fainted.