Chapter 25 (Potato Chips and Ham Sausage)
Zhu Yiqun nervously wanted to turn off the mobile phone screen immediately, but because he was too nervous, he didn't hold the mobile phone he was holding, and fell directly to the ground.
The other two monsters also looked in the direction of the rock, only to see a bright light falling from the sky, and after falling to the ground, it went out and disappeared, and the third monster became nervous, and the boss I was afraid and hugged.
Hug a fart, what are you afraid of, let's go over together to see the situation, the boss of the fox took the two brothers and walked in the direction of Zuo Xiaofeng, which frightened a few people hiding behind the rocks, everyone held their breath and didn't dare to squeak, Zuo Xiaofeng saw the three monsters walking in his direction, and it was estimated that he couldn't hide, so he had to walk out first and walk in front of the three monsters.
When the three brothers saw a person walking out of behind the rock, they were also startled, and involuntarily took a step back, this move was seen by Zuo Xiaofeng, and he secretly thought that these monsters looked very scary on the surface, but he was very timid, and he took the initiative to smile at the three monsters and nodded, My name is Zuo Xiaofeng, I don't know the names of the three monsters.
After hearing Zuo Xiaofeng's words, he immediately jumped up and scolded, the whole thing is not, who is Hanqi? I don't look at you like a mountain cannon, just the bear color of you, you two tigers and eight chickens, you dare to say that we are monsters, you are monsters, your whole family is monsters, you heard that we are ancient immortals, and you don't sneak over to worship.
The three of them also echoed and said, it's not a drop, we are the ancient immortals who came to the world, you kid is lucky to go to shit this time, take out all the delicious food and drink, and serve us three immortals, we may be excited to teach you a trick and a half, and you will be invincible in the world.
After listening to these two monsters, Zuo Xiaofeng's nose was almost out of breath, and he thought to himself that it was just like you, and it was rumored that I was invincible in the world with one and a half moves, and I was used as a fool child?
After listening to Zuo Xiaofeng's words, the boss of the fox seemed very happy, seeing that your kid is still very knowledgeable, I will introduce you to our three brothers, listen carefully, standing on my left is my second brother's name: "Luo Yong", my right is the third brother's name: "Luo Ben", I am their eldest brother's name: "Luo Ti", we are the three Luo brothers, and when he finished speaking, the three "Fox" also posed as Ultraman.
Zuo Xiaofeng almost didn't have fun after listening to the introduction, it turned out to be the three exhibitionist brothers, so I'll see what tricks these three exhibitionists can play.
The three immortals actually don't eat much here, but since the three immortals are related to me, I will take out some, and after speaking, I took out a bag of potato chips in the travel bag I was carrying, and handed three pork sausages to the three brothers, these three foodies saw Zuo Xiaofeng sent over to eat, and immediately felt overjoyed, "Luo Yong" took the food and said with a smile: I didn't expect your kid to be quite good, so he hurriedly tore open the package and began to eat.
"Luo Yong" took out a piece of potato chips and put it in his mouth disapprovingly, but his face changed instantly after biting it, first snot and tears flowed down together, and then he lay on the ground and kept crying, so he almost cried and sucked, crying while muttering something in his mouth, and listened carefully as if he was muttering "I'm not alive anymore", "It's too bad", "It's really my life".
Look stupid at the two brothers "Luo Ti" and "Luo Ben", what's wrong with you, second brother? At the same time, the two looked at Zuo Xiaofeng, did you kid poison him, hurry up and take out the antidote, otherwise the two of us will be unkind to you.
Zuo Xiaofeng looked dazed, the potato chips I gave him are what I usually eat, they must be not poisonous, I don't believe I eat them for you, Zuo Xiaofeng reached out to take the potato chips in Luo Yong's hand, but found that Luo Yong was holding on to it, no matter how hard Zuo Xiaofeng tried to let go, Zuo Xiaofeng had no choice but to watch Luo Yong cry on the ground.
Luo Ti walked over and helped Luo Yong up, and asked softly, what's wrong second brother, why are you uncomfortable, tell us quickly, Luo Yong wiped a handful of tears and cried loudly, this thing is finished, the eldest brother and third brother, this potato chips are too delicious, it is not cured, I am afraid that I will never be able to eat it again after eating this bag of potato chips, oh my mother! Why is it so delicious.
Luo Ti really couldn't believe what he heard just now, glanced at the ham sausage in his hand, and then at Luo Yong, who was crying on the ground, and ruthlessly tore open the packaging skin on the outside of the ham sausage, kissed and took a small bite, and after only a few seconds, he fainted.
This made Zuo Xiaofeng look dumbfounded, and secretly thought in his heart that these three had never seen the world before, so they wouldn't be from the refugee camp.
Luo Ben saw that his two brothers had fainted, and immediately ran to his side and pinched people in the mouth, and it was easy to wake up the eldest and the second one, and the two beasts woke up to see if the ham sausage and potato chips in their hands were still there, and when they saw that the things were still in their hands, they immediately let out a sigh of relief.
Zuo Xiaofeng was secretly amused in his eyes, so he directly took out three more pieces of chocolate and handed them over, this time the three brothers did not hesitate to grab it and eat it, these three are like African refugees, they are eating and devouring nothing left, it seems that they haven't eaten it yet, and hurriedly shouted, do you still have this thing, it's delicious.
Zuo Xiaofeng spread his hands, the three immortals really have nothing to eat, you have already eaten everything I eat, is it time to teach me the invincible kung fu in the world, these three stared at the big eyes after hearing Zuo Xiaofeng's words, and after a pause for a few seconds, the boss Luo Ti took the lead in speaking, you wait here for a while, let's go to the side for a small meeting first.
After speaking, Luo Ti pulled the other two brothers, walked to a distance of 5 meters from Zuo Xiaofeng, stopped and muttered, Zuo Xiaofeng did not stop him, just put his hands in his pockets and waited for them to finish discussing.
Luo Ben was the first to speak: The things this kid gave are so delicious, it is estimated that he still has a lot in his bag, and now he wants us to hand him over martial arts, which is not easy to do, and we don't know any martial arts.
No, no, my Luo body has the strongest perception, this kid is very weird, ordinary human beings see our three brothers, they are already scared to the point of urine, you see this kid has no fear, he clearly didn't put us in his eyes, and behind the rock that this kid came out, I feel that there are a few breaths, so we must not make a move.
Luo Yong thought about it, why don't we exchange things with him, I think this kid is better than a monkey, and he can impress him with ordinary things, how about we exchange "Lei Jingguo" with him, boss?