Chapter Twenty-Four: The Northeast
When the two of them heard the bell of the trap, they immediately became nervous, and did not dare to delay the first time to rush to the place where the sound came from, and when they arrived at the edge of the trap, they found that it was a wild hare that had fallen into the trap.
Xiaohu smiled happily, it seemed that there was a supper, the two of them caught the rabbit out of the trap, rearranged the trap, walked back to the bonfire with the hare, peeled the skin and deboned it with a dagger, and after simply disposing of the internal organs, they began to roast the hare on the bonfire.
After a while, the smell of the hare's roasted meat wafted out, and Tashinad saw that the hare was almost roasted, so he pulled off a roasted rabbit leg and handed it to Xiaohu, eat it, and see how my craftsmanship is.
Xiaohu took a bite of the roasted hare leg, and felt that the mouth was full of fragrant, the meat was extremely fragrant in the mouth, and Xiaohu was immediately intoxicated with the deliciousness, and in the face of such deliciousness, the meat was beautiful and delicate.
Xiaohu suddenly thought of something after eating a few bites, and smiled at Zashinad: Wait for me, hurriedly ran into the tent and rummaged through, and after a while, he carried two bottles of Red Star Erguotou from the tent, and then walked quickly to Zashinad, how about tasting this wine, and handed the Erguotou in his hand to Tashinad a bottle.
Tashinad smiled disapprerovingly, unscrewed the cap of the two-pot wine bottle in his hand, and raised it directly "Goo Dong, Goo Dong" and drank a big sip, after the wine was drunk in his stomach, he immediately warmed up his whole body, Xiaohu, your wine is much stronger than the barley wine on our side.
Xiaohu saw that Tashinade drank it refreshingly, and he also took a big sip, this is the 65-degree liquor of the Red Star Erguotou, which was specially brought to warm up before coming, and there are not many people who dare to drink such strong liquor on our side.
Xiaohu took another sip, wiped his mouth, and asked Tashinad: It seems that you hate your mayor a lot, can you tell me what kind of person your mayor is, which makes you hate it so much.
Tashinad smiled bitterly and said: "Our mayor's name is Li Dafu, if Li Dafu hadn't told that group of people that my father had been to the Devil's Snow Land, my father would not have come back to this day.
Li Dafu is the emperor of our land here, usually powerful, as long as the business to make money is monopolized by him, as long as we want to do business in this place, we must get his approval, so no one here dares to offend Li Dafu.
Once, Li Dafu came to a few rich local tyrant friends from other places and named him to eat the meat of Tibetan antelopes, and it must be wild, so Li Dafu called me and my father and ordered us to bring the Tibetan antelope to him.
There was no way for my father and I to risk our lives, and it took a lot of effort to get the Tibetan antelope whole, and Li Dafu was very happy to see the Tibetan antelope in his hands, so he asked me to participate in their dinner for the first time.
I sat at a table with these rich people that day and drank wine, and these people would talk about buying airplanes and yachts, and they seemed to be old tyrants, and after drinking for a while, I asked them very seriously: You are so rich, so what are your ideals and life goals?
They said: When we struggle for a few more years, we will go to the countryside, buy a farmhouse, raise some chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, pigs, plant some flowers and plants, dig wild vegetables in the spring, fish in the summer, pick up rice in the autumn, sweep the snow in the winter, and when we have nothing to do, a few friends tease the landlord, drink some wine, brag and brag, how beautiful is the rural life! After drinking, I went home and pondered for half a night.
Xiaohu was so happy after listening to Tashinade's speech that he almost lost his breath, and at this moment, the trap bell rang wildly, and it was the trap bell in multiple directions that was alarming.
The bell rang everywhere, and everyone was woken up by the sudden ringing of the bell, Zuo Xiaofeng was the first to rush out of the tent and hurriedly asked: What happened?
Xiaohu said: It is not clear that Tashinad has rushed in the direction of the trap.
At this time, the others also walked out of the tent one after another, everyone looked nervously in the direction of the trap, Zuo Xiaofeng glanced at the time, it is now more than three o'clock in the morning, there is still a period of time before dawn, we will pack up the materials and equipment first, if there is danger, everyone is ready to evacuate at any time.
After less than a minute, Zashinad ran back with a pale face, panting and said: There are several monsters rushing towards us, the current trap can only support 3 minutes, these monsters are bigger than macaques, a pair of white ears, red eyes, long tail crawling, the speed is extremely fast, the specific number is not clear.
Zuo Xiaofeng immediately decided to let everyone find a good cover, and wait for the monster to appear to attack, and there happened to be a huge rock next to the camp that could be used as cover.
As soon as the group ducked behind the rocks, several black shadows quickly appeared near the tent, and under the light of the campfire, the black shadows showed their true appearance, and sure enough, as Tashinad described, they looked like monkeys, but they were taller than Yao Ming.
Everyone was very nervous when they saw the monster, there were three monsters in total, one of them walked near the bonfire, grabbed the hare that was roasted on the bonfire, and then put it in his mouth and chewed it, it seemed that he was very happy.
The other two saw that there were two bottles of Red Star Erguotou on the ground, and without saying a word, they picked them up and began to drink, and after a while, they drank the whole bottle of wine in one go.
After drinking, I felt as if I hadn't drunk enough, so I ran into the tent again, and after a while, I found nothing, and I couldn't help but walk out of the tent in frustration.
He opened his mouth and said to his partner who ate rabbit meat: Hey, I'll go, there's nothing, this whole thing, all the good things have been eaten by you, you don't leave a bite for me and the third child, look at your urine, why are you so lacking in virtue!
Another person next to him who hadn't eaten hare meat said aggrievedly: "Uh-huh, boss, you gaha, you, I usually see you Yang Erzheng, and when it comes to eating, I will make it hard, and my second child and I are so hungry that we are like suffocating calves, and you have made all the delicious things, what are you doing?"
As soon as these words were finished, a few people hiding behind the rocks almost didn't faint, these monsters could still speak, and they still spoke authentic Northeast dialect.
The fat man whispered to Xiaohu, Xiaohu, pinch me, I'm not dreaming, did you also hear the monster talking? Xiaohu nodded his head at the fat man, yes, I heard it, fat brother.
When a few people were surprised, Zhu Yiqun quickly took out his satellite mobile phone to enter the monster characteristics and went online to inquire.
The information prompts the ancient spirit animal "Raccoon", 5 meters tall, looks like a humanoid, has a long tail behind him, eats it to make people walk fast, characteristics: smart, can understand human speech, good at running and jumping.
When Zhu Yiqun was looking at the information on his mobile phone, he heard the voice of the second "fox" from the side of the bonfire: Oh, the eldest and the third, you two should stop pulling the calf, look at the light of the gaga, and immediately point with his paw at Zhu Yiqun's position hiding in the rock.
The fat man immediately said anxiously: Lao Zhu turned off his mobile phone, don't die.