Chapter 106: Fart Bombing
After a good examination inside and outside the Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, it cost two thousand yuan, and even endured a pair of strange eyes, but the result was still not checked out, and the angry Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan almost vomited blood.
Even the doctors at Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine were amazed at what happened to Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan, and they didn't understand what was going on, these two people actually farted endlessly.
An hour later, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan finally stopped farting, and asked the old doctors of Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine to check it again, but the result was still inconclusive, so they had no choice but to leave.
After returning to the old place dejectedly, Xiao Zong, who was in an extremely bad mood, went to the manure tank to get a small bucket of feces and urine, wanting to splash it on the door of the food and the big bowl of vegetables.
It's just that what Xiao Zong didn't see was in the coffee shop not far from him, Lu Xiaowei was looking at him coldly, and seeing that Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan were still pouring dung without changing their minds, Lu Xiaowei couldn't stand it even if he had a good temper.
looked at the fart pills in his pocket, there were six more, and after thinking for a while, Lu Xiaowei directly threw four of them on Xiao Zong's body, and the four fart pills quietly submerged into Xiao Zong's body.
After throwing the fart pills, Lu Xiaowei saw an eight- or nine-year-old child playing in the water at the door of the coffee shop, so he called him over, gave him a hundred yuan, and asked him to help him do something.
After getting the 100 yuan, the child ran to Xiao Li's hardware store and told Hou Xiaoli that someone was pouring feces in front of the door where he couldn't eat, and then ran to the door of the big bowl of vegetables, knocking on the door and waking up Jiang Long, who was sleeping inside.
When Xiao Zong was pouring dung, Hou Xiaoli arrived, and at a glance he saw Xiao Zong carrying a dung bucket: "Xiao Zong, you bastard is really shameless, obviously you were pouring feces in front of the store, but you relied on me, forcing me to clean you, you still have to be shameless." ”
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Hou Xiaoli, who felt that he had been teased by Xiao Zong, jumped up, threw Xiao Zong to the ground, and hit his big fat face: "Bang bang ......"
"I didn't splash the feces in front of the door of the old place, you were stupid and poured feces in front of your own door. Xiao Zong shouted as he resisted.
Just now, Hou Xiaoli saw Xiao Zong splashing feces in front of the door of the food and the big bowl of vegetables, how could he believe what he said, the two thin arms waved like the wind, and he slapped Xiao Zong's head and face: "Who are you fooling, I have seen with my own eyes that you still lied to me, you did it just to clear the suspicion, so that you can find an excuse to clean me up, you are too shameless, Xiao Zong." ”
"Don't hit my husband. At this time, Cao Liujuan rushed out of the store and slapped Hou Xiaoli to the side, giving Xiao Zong a chance to climb up: "Hou Xiaoli, you are very bold, you dare to beat me, see if I don't kill you today." ”
As he spoke, Xiao Zong pounced on Hou Xiaoli's body, pressed him underneath and was about to fight, Cao Liujuan also pounced, wanting to help Xiao Zong teach Hou Xiaoli a lesson.
It's just that at this time, Jiang Long also rushed out of the store: "Okay, Xiao Zong, Cao Liujuan, it turned out that the two of you were pouring feces in front of the big bowl of vegetables that didn't return to the food and me, you two still have to be shameless, do you do this in business." ”
In the roar, Jiang Long kicked Xiao Zong over, rescued Hou Xiaoli, and the two punched and kicked Xiao Zong together, Cao Liujuan naturally quit, dancing with her claws, wanting to tear Jiang Long and Hou Xiaolong.
However, Cao Liujuan is a woman after all, although she looks five big and three thick and chubby, in fact, she doesn't have much strength, Hou Xiaoli kicked her to the ground and couldn't get up for a while.
kicked down Cao Liujuan, Hou Xiaoli and Jiang Long taught Xiao Zong a lesson together, and called Xiao Zong "wow", which attracted many onlookers.
"I didn't expect Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan to be this kind of person, even if they are not as good as others in business, they still splash feces in front of other people's stores, and they also blame people who have enemies with him, it's really shameless. ”
"The business of the big bowl of vegetables is not as good as the old place, but it was also splashed with feces by Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan, the two of them are too shameless, they really do everything to make money. ”
"He deserves to be beaten, the most annoying thing is this kind of crooked shopkeeper, the boss who didn't return to eat yesterday was angry and asked everywhere, wanting to know who threw feces in front of his store, but he didn't expect it to be his neighbor. ”
"I used to look at Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan and felt that the two of them were quite honest, they really knew people and didn't know their hearts, and in the future, I will see what kind of face the two of them will continue to stay in our Qinyuan Commercial Street. ”
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There are more and more onlookers, most of them are shopkeepers in Qinyuan Commercial Street, they also know what happened in the past two days, and they are also quite disgusted with shopkeepers like Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan who engage in vicious competition.
Seeing that Xiao Zong had been beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he didn't expect that at this time, Xiao Zong suddenly farted "poof", and suddenly a stench spread in all directions.
Hou Xiaoli and Jiang Long, who bore the brunt of the attack, were even more choked and coughed, and their faces also darkened.
"Okay, Xiao Zong, you actually used a fart attack on us, are you a shit shell, or a weasel, but this kind of attack is useless to me, I want to see how many farts you have today." ”
"Yes, I, Hou Xiaoli, am not afraid of your farts, you beat me so badly this morning, I must return them all tonight. ”
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Hou Xiaoli and Jiang Long scolded and rushed forward again, punching and kicking Xiao Zong, beating him non-stop.
"Puff puff puff ......"
Accompanied by Xiao Zong's screams, a series of fart sounds came and went, constantly bombarding Hou Xiaoli and Jiang Long, distracting the attention of the two and making the two quite helpless.
"Damn, Xiao Zong, are you a fart worm in the game, why are there so many farts, you still have no end, I really can't stand it, what should we do now, Xiao Li?"
"Keep fighting, isn't it just a little fart, are you still afraid of fart, if you're not afraid, follow me to beat him. ”
"Okay, who's afraid of. ”
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After speaking, the two of them beat Xiao Zong again, and Xiao Zong screamed "wow", tears came out, and at the same time, there was still a "poof" sound behind his buttocks.
The surging stench was like smoke, spreading in all directions, frightening a group of onlookers to keep retreating, looking at Xiao Zong's eyes full of speechlessness.
These shopkeepers didn't expect that in the face of Hou Xiaoli and Jiang Long's counterattack, Xiao Zong, who couldn't be beaten, would come to this trick, what is this trick, is Xiao Zong the reincarnation of a weasel.