Looking at Lu Xiaowei's indifferent gaze, Xiao Zong's face changed, and he secretly said that this Lu Xiaowei should not be suspicious of something: "Haha, the kind of person who splashes feces in front of other people's doors is too inferior, and if you find it, you must teach it a good lesson." ”

"By the way, I heard that there was something wrong with Boss Xiao's old place in the morning, do you need my help?" Lu Xiaowei said with undisguised sarcasm.

Xiao Zong frowned, turned around and walked towards the store: "No need, I can still solve this little thing, so I won't bother Boss Lu." ”

"That's good, Boss Xiao should be careful when eating in the future, after all, he is opening a restaurant, if something goes wrong while cooking, it is estimated that the guests will run out. Lu Xiaowei smiled.

Xiao Zong snorted coldly and walked into the store quickly, Lu Xiaowei looked at him coldly, with a cold light flashing in his eyes.

It was not easy to clean up the hygiene in front of the food no-return, but there was still a faint smell wafting away, which affected many guests who ate, and invisibly reduced the business of the no-return food.

Fortunately, Lu Xiaowei's craftsmanship is there, although it has been affected, but the profit of not returning to the food has not decreased much, and it is still within Lu Xiaowei's tolerance.

At twelve o'clock, Lu Xiaowei took a look in front of the old place and found that there were already nearly twenty guests sitting inside, and the business was not bad, with a weird smile on his face, Lu Xiaowei popped out two more fart pills.

After playing the fart pills, Lu Xiaowei returned to the food and continued to cook, Yang Qiushuang curiously glanced at Lu Xiaowei, who was a little weird, and secretly asked if little viagra had done something bad, and his expression looked a little strange.

Ten minutes later, the old place.

Xiao Zong had just made an egg noodle and was about to take it out and serve it to the guests, when a familiar voice sounded behind his buttocks again: "Poof......"

"Smack!" Cao Liujuan gave him a slap: "Why did it start again, can't you hold it back." ”

"Poof......

As soon as Cao Liujuan's words fell, there was also a fart sound behind her.

Xiao Zong glared at her: "Didn't you hold back and talk about me." ”

"Puff puff ......"

"Puff puff ......"

As soon as Xiao Zong's words fell, a series of "poof" sounds sounded behind him and Cao Liujuan, causing the customers in the store to look at the two of them.

"What a sound, it sounds weird, it's like a fart sound. ”

"No, why are there so many fart sounds, who is it, so many farts, it stinks, I smell it. ”

"Boss Xiao, Sister Cao, how did you two do it, you farts non-stop in the morning, I didn't eat any food that made me nauseous, why did you come again at noon, it seems that I can't eat here with you anymore in the future." ”

......

The guests quickly found the culprit and looked at Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan together, with a very disgusted expression on their faces.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we don't know what's going on, we went to the hospital this morning, and even the hospital didn't see what was going on. ”

"We're going out now, and it won't affect your eating. ”

......

Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan hurriedly apologized to all the guests, and ran outside while apologizing, while a series of "poof" sounds sounded behind the two, making the guests in the store cover their noses together.

"I can't stand it, I really can't stand it, how can there be such a boss, he starts farting as soon as he cooks, and the smell of this fart is not good, they sincerely disgust us. ”

"Come on, fortunately my meal is not ready, otherwise I would be disgusted at this time, let's go quickly, let's go to the restaurant next to us to eat something, I see that the business of food is very good, and the things there should be done well." ”

"What about the old husband and wife, I think I will simply change the name to fart couple, it's really enough. ”

"It's a good name, I think the old place will be called the old place fart couple in the future, so it sounds so interesting, maybe it can attract a few guests." ”

"I think the old place is going to be finished, two meals scared away a bunch of repeat customers, and if it continues like this, I guess the old place should be closed. ”

......

A group of guests fled the old place one after another, looking at the empty shop, Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan who were hiding in the corner wanted to cry without tears: "What should we do, what should we do now?"

"Go to the hospital, we'll go to the hospital right away and see what's going on. Xiao Zong said categorically, pulling Cao Liujuan, who was constantly farting, hurriedly closed the door of the store, ran towards the side of the road, and quickly stopped a taxi: "Master, let's go to Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine." ”

"Puff puff puff ......"

Listening to a series of fart sounds, the taxi driver drove away: "I'll pull you again when you don't fart, you'll make my car dirty." ”

"You ......" Xiao Zongqi's face darkened: "You actually refused to carry guests, be careful that I complain about you." As soon as the words fell, the taxi driver in front of him ran faster, but Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan did not remember the information of the taxi driver, and they couldn't even start complaining.

Soon another taxi came, this time Xiao Zongxue was smart, and wrote down the license plate of the taxi for the first time: "Let's go to Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, you hurry up and take us there, don't refuse, we have already remembered your license plate, if you dare to run, we will call you immediately to complain." ”

Listening to a series of fart sounds from the middle-aged couple in front of him, the guy who drove the taxi was full of helplessness: "Okay, then I'll take you to Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but can you two bear it a little bit, stop farting, my car was just washed, it cost hundreds of yuan, and it was cleaned up inside and out." ”

"Don't talk so much nonsense, take us to the hospital quickly. Xiao Zong waved his hand, took Cao Liujuan and hurriedly got into the car, and rushed towards Fangtang County Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and the driving guy behind the two of them wanted to cry without tears: "Uncle and aunt, I beg you, let my car go, you will make my car smell of fart, and if you fart too much, you will release shit, you are all so old, you don't want to pull shit into your pants." ”

"We know, we'll put up with it. Xiao Zong and Cao Liujuan said with embarrassment, and then a string of "poof" sounds, which scared the young man who drove him into tears: "Uncle and aunt, you are too unkind to do this, will anyone dare to sit in my car in the future, I really can't stand it." ”

"Puff puff puff ......"

"Puff puff puff ......"

......

The answer to the driver was two strings of "poof" sounds.