On September 13 of a certain year, the night of the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival.

The bright moonlight illuminates the earth, the joyful festive atmosphere has gradually dissipated, and the men and women who have celebrated the festive party have gone home, lying in the comfort of the bed, and falling asleep.

The top of Tianlu Mountain.

When people were falling asleep, Qi Dong kept doing some strange movements here, such as lifting his left foot, holding the ball with both hands, shaking his hips, splitting his legs, and then turning over a heel fight, the movements were continuous and fast.

The second middle school boy will think that it is a ghost animal action when he sees it, and the old grandfather and old lady will definitely think that he is crazy.

In a word.

It looks weird, like gymnastics, square dance, martial arts, yoga?...

Actually, it's neither.

Qi Dong's practice is called "Basic Training of the Universe Boss".

Cosmic boss.

Tsk, it's awesome when you hear the name.

But how awesome it is, Qi Dong doesn't know.

Half a year ago, Qi Dong experienced a heart-rending and death-hungry headache, and since then, every night there is someone doing things in his dreams - constantly doing this set of actions in his dreams.

He once dreamed that he practiced martial arts in his dreams, flew in his dreams, caught ghosts in his dreams, fought zombies in his dreams, and collected goblins in his dreams.....

But for a month in a row, I had the same dream, and I never did.

He couldn't help but think, could it be that this great god saw that I was gifted and taught me divine skills through dreams.

You don't see, in Journey to the West, Wei Zheng killed the Dragon King of Jinghe in his dream, and the immortal boss Bodhi Patriarch can sleepwalk in the Three Realms. Then it shouldn't be difficult to pass on a gong in a dream.

Fairies and monsters or something, he didn't believe there was.

But it was too weird, and with the mentality that he would rather believe it or not, and give it a try, he began to practice according to the movements in his dreams.

This practice is half a year.

Not to mention, the effect is really good, although it has not reached the point where the legend of building a foundation and practicing qi and becoming a fine valley is achieved, but it is light to walk, and its strength has also increased, every cell is full of vitality, and the mental outlook is suddenly new, and it is not known how many times stronger than the broadcast gymnastics of middle school students.

Feeling that his strength was increasing day by day, on a dark and windy night, he found a tree with a thick arm in the school, learned from Lu Zhishen to pull out the weeping willows, and accidentally pulled out the roots of the tree with soil.

He looked at his hands blankly, clenched his fists and thought, before he knew it, his brother already had a pair of 'King Kong Qilin Arms'.

The mood is very happy.

After a while, he felt that pulling out a tree didn't mean anything, maybe the tree he chose happened to be malnourished and had underdeveloped roots.

I picked up two or three more trees in a row, and they were all pulled out!

Now rest assured, the 'King Kong Qilin Arm' has indeed been practiced.

"Unconsciously, my brother is already so awesome. Qi Dong patted the dust and inserted the tree back in its place.

He firmly believes that "Basic Training of the Universe Boss" is a peerless miracle, as long as he persists in cultivation, it will not be a dream to punch all kinds of soldiers, kick the wealthy and evil, marry a beautiful president, and reach the peak of life in the future.

This is not the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, after the reunion with his classmates, he also ran to the top of Tianlu Mountain to practice alone.

Although "Basic Training of the Cosmic Boss" is recognized by Qi Dong as a peerless miracle, it is a little different from the legendary magic cheats, it is just a set of actions, without formulas and exercise routes.

When Qi Dong started practicing, he encountered great difficulties, and often practiced one movement, and he was out of breath and couldn't practice. Fortunately, Qi Dong felt that this was a miracle, and he adhered to the spirit of perseverance. After studying slowly, I found that to do these movements, you need to match the rhythm of breathing to be smooth.

The movement and the rhythm of breathing are the secrets of "The Basic Training of the Cosmic Boss Part I".

Qi Dong has already mastered the trick, and he has practiced one action after another, as if he is flowing smoothly, and in half an hour, he has practiced it twice.

Look at the time, it's already one o'clock in the morning, it's time to go back to bed.

Tianlu Mountain under the moonlight is exceptionally quiet, and the cries of insects and birds are heard from time to time in the mountains, and the sound is in the ears.

Qi Dong enjoyed this environment very much, and walked slowly down the mountain on one two by one.

That's when it happened.

"Fairy, where to escape!"

A voice shattered the silence.

On the mountain road not far away, a figure was chasing another figure.

By the moonlight, Qi Dong could see clearly that it should be a woman running in front of him, and a man was chasing him behind.

The two were not far away, and the voice came from the man.

Brother Monkey shouted, 'Fairy, where to run', that is a real goblin. Now someone is shouting to clean up the goblin, that's abusing a single dog, maybe you go up and hit the man, and the woman will beat you while shouting: Why did you beat my husband.

Qi Dong thought to himself, in the middle of the night, the comfortable big bed does not sleep, and he has to run to the mountains to play.

Poor, he's still a single dog.

Then next, it is likely that adult action movies will be staged, he doesn't want to watch them, watching action movies is harmful to his health, and he has long quit.

However, after taking a few steps, he stopped again.

Although it is said that watching too many adult action movies is harmful to his health, he is really curious, what novel tricks can the two of them play on the mountain in the middle of the night, he wants to learn to learn, maybe he will get off the list in the future, and he can also try it.

In order to learn from the experience and live a happy life in the future, he decided to take a peek.

He just wanted to take a sneak peek, but the two chasing men ran towards him, getting closer and closer, and the goblin in front of him had already seen him.

"Handsome guy, help, pervert, he wants to insult me. The goblin shouted, and her voice sounded soft, soft, greasy, sweet, and it came to your ears, soaked into your heart, and tickled your heart.

No wonder it's called a goblin.

The female goblin ran about ten steps in front of Qi Dong, and the man behind chased after him and grabbed the female goblin's neck with one move.

"Help... help me!" The goblin kept calling for help, struggling hard, but she couldn't.

It was so close that Qi Dong could see the two of them clearly.

The female leprechaun is very young, with long flowing hair, dressed stylishly, with an off-the-shoulder T-shirt, short skirt, leather boots, and a pair of thighs that are white, long, and straight. The figure is convex and backward, with perfect curves, and it can't be covered by the night.

It's just that at this time, her hair is a little messy, and she looks pitiful.

It doesn't seem like she's flirting, it's completely a helpless appearance when a beautiful woman is molested by a hooligan, so that every day should not be called the earth.

Look at the man again, middle-aged, sharp-beaked monkey gills, beard like weeds, and dress very ordinarily, the more you look at it, the more obscene you feel.

Witching hour.

A young and beautiful woman?

A lewd middle-aged uncle?

"Isn't it flirting?" Qi Dong couldn't help but doubt Zi's original thoughts.

Could it be...

Then, I made up a scene in my mind, there was a hut in the deep mountains and old forests, and a beautiful woman was imprisoned in it, and the beautiful woman ran out of the night, and the lewd uncle chased after her. The more he thought about it, the more he realized that this should be the truth of the matter.

At this time, the lewd uncle was a little arrogant and said with disdain: "Don't meddle in your affairs, so as not to cause death." “

Isn't this a villain-only line?

It made Qi Dong feel even more that his guess was not wrong.

The scum of society, the scum, the beasts.

"Beast, let go of that goblin... Oh no, let go of that girl. Qi Dong immediately shouted that he wanted to save this beauty.

Heroes don't save the United States, how can they get off the list in this life.

"Hero, save me, if you don't save me, he will lock me up, he will abuse me severely..."

Qi Dong listened.

Locked up, abused!

I feel even more that I must have guessed correctly, this is not a coquettish female goblin, but a poor girl who has been plagued by a lewd middle-aged man, and someone needs to save her.

"Let her go, or I'll do it. Qi Dong said solemnly. He wanted to rush over and get some of the beast with three punches and two feet, but he was worried that he would not be able to master it well and hurt the poor girl.

I hope that middle-aged people can take the initiative to release beautiful women.

But as a result, the obscene middle-aged man not only didn't listen to him, but raised his hand, showed a sword, frowned, and said: "Young man, this is not your business, if you want to mess around again, don't blame me for being merciless under the sword." ”

He expected that an unarmed ordinary person would definitely retreat when he saw him show his sword.

Qi Dong glanced at it, and the moonlight shone on the sword, reflecting a slight cold light, but he didn't pay much attention to it.

He had previously bought a sword that reflected light in the moonlight. This kind of sword is actually the kind that the uncles and aunts in the square in the park have one by one, this kind of sword has a smooth surface, but it is not sharp, and it can be bought in many places.

Even if this sword slashes a sword, plus kinetic energy, the physical damage is not low, and it will also bleed.

But Qi Dong has the confidence to cope.

"Take a sword and treat yourself as a martial arts master, if you have the ability, you will cut me?" Qi Dong provoked.

As he spoke, he deliberately walked forward so that the middle-aged man could see him, in fact, he wanted to take the opportunity to get closer and find an opportunity to make a move.

"Wait. The middle-aged man saw him getting closer and closer, and suddenly shouted to stop.