The middle-aged man was helpless.

He fought with the goblins for two days and two nights, his mana had been depleted, and he was seriously injured, so he could only chase with his feet like ordinary people. Finally caught up with the fairy and caught her.

I don't want to kill Cheng Jin.

At this time, his strength is limited compared to ordinary people, and he has to catch goblins, so it is inconvenient to shoot. I wanted to show my sword to scare and scare, and the young man would retreat, but I didn't want to, but the other party was extremely arrogant and said that he wanted him to cut him.

Seniors, I really haven't seen such a cheap person, isn't he afraid of cutting?

The situation is pressing.

He had no choice but to say with a pleasant face: "Junior, the poor Dao is a demon, she is a cultivator, and this woman is a goblin." You also know that goblins are harmful, and if you save her, maybe she will suck up your yang energy, don't you think about it? ”

The demon son reported his name, and said the horror of the goblin, and the explanation was a little intimidating.

It was expected that the other party knew that he was a legendary cultivator, and now he was catching a goblin, so he had to bow down immediately, and then knelt on the ground and begged to learn the Tao.

At least that's how it was played in the TV series I watched a few days ago.

"Cultivator pig kidney? Qi Dong listened to it and thought that this guy was not only a pervert, but also a second-class patient in Xianxia.

Imagine yourself as a cultivator, fantasize about a beautiful woman as a goblin, and play the game of a cultivator catching a goblin.

It's really good at playing, and normal people can't play such tricks.

Don't blame Qi Dong for not believing in the words of the demon, just imagine, if one night, on the way home, you meet a lewd middle-aged man and a beautiful woman, and the middle-aged man tells you that he is a cultivator, and the beauty is a goblin, and he wants to arrest the beauty.

Do you believe it, I don't believe it anyway.

"Pork kidney, good name. Qi Dong smiled, he couldn't help but complain.

Hearing this, the demon boy stroked his beard and smiled slightly.

He also thinks that his name is very good, and many times, without his help, just by his name, he can scare away goblins. It was a name that made the world's monsters fearful, and he was proud to have such a name.

Someone complimented him on his name, and of course he was happy.

It's just that he didn't realize that the pig kidneys in Qi Dong's mouth and the demon in his mouth are not the same word.

"Your name is Pig Loin, do you know it? "No, Qi Dong said as soon as he changed his words, the picture immediately changed, one moment frightened the goblins running around, and the next second it made people think of a pig and its kidneys.

He wasn't done yet, and then said: "I heard that when you choose a name, you are missing something to make up for something, you call it pig kidney, this is to replenish the kidney." Well, I guess you must be born with a bad kidney, commonly known as kidney deficiency. ”

He was not afraid of being angry with the pig's kidney, and after he finished speaking, he laughed out loud.

The goblin was stunned for a second, then giggled.

Only the smile of the demon son froze instantly.

"Punishment, punishment, punishment. Zhu Youzi held back his anger, and said in his heart that I was a master of the Tao, and I was not angry, but in fact, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth, his face turned green, and after saying three punishments in a row, he explained. "Zhu Demon is the demon of the demon, it is the meaning of the demon of the world, not the pig's kidney. “

In this later life, why can't you even tell the difference between the demon and the pig's kidney, it really makes Poor Dao can't help but be angry, if it weren't for Poor Dao's injury, I have to teach you a good lesson.

This was the first time he had heard someone make fun of him with his Taoist name, and his fellow Daoists respected him very much on weekdays, and no one would joke about him. And when the goblin saw him, he couldn't run, so he was in the mood to joke.

Of course, the above is just Zhu Youzi's own thoughts.

The pronunciation of Zhu Demon Zi and Pig Kidneys is the same, which zhuyaozi is called in other people's hearts, only the person who called it knows it himself.

Seeing that the pig kidneys were very angry, Qi Dong was a little puzzled, it was just a nickname, why should he care so much. If he continues to be angry, he can be angry to death, if that is the case, he will become the first hero to save the United States, but to anger the gangsters to death.

If it succeeds, it may become a good story.

Thinking of this, he said with a serious face: "Well, eating the pig kidneys of the pig demon is more effective than the pig kidneys of ordinary pigs?"

The pig waist of the demon or the pig kidney of the demon is zhuyaozi.

When Zhu Youzi heard this, even if he was a master, he couldn't hold the anger in his heart, and his heart swelled, and he almost vomited blood.

"Mom, I'm laughing to death. At this time, the goblin giggled and added fuel to the fire. "Pig kidney, you have a bad kidney, and you still want to bully others, so hurry home and make up for it. ”

The goblin felt that this young man, who was really the loveliest person in the world, gave her hope of escape.

Qi Dong nodded, agreeing with her words very much.

The kidneys are not good, and the beautiful girl from a good family is imprisoned, which is simply a waste of resources, and you can't do anything with beautiful women.

It turns out that it is very difficult to anger a person, and although the demon is very angry, it is still far from being angry.

If you can't make a plan, then change it.

Zhu Youzi cares so much about his Dao number, obviously the second disease in Xianxia is very serious, and it has reached the point of abnormal nerves. It is not a good way to deal with such a person with psychological problems, to provoke him, and a gentle method is the king.

After thinking about it, he said: "Zhu Demon Senior, I was wrong just now, why are our Chinese characters broad and profound, I thought that the Zhu Demon Zi you said was the pig kidney." The younger generation is also a cultivator, the Taoist name is Dongfengzi, you are a senior, how can you do it yourself to deal with this kind of little goblin, it is not better to let the younger generation come and accept her. ”

This trick is called doing what he likes, penetrating the enemy's interior.

A mentally ill person fantasizes that he is a blessing to all sentient beings, fantasizes that he is a doctor who treats patients, fantasizes that he is a police officer who enforces the law, and so on.

As long as the demon is handed over to him to deal with, the purpose of saving people will be achieved.

"Dongfengzi?" said the Demon Demon, temporarily suppressing his anger, he hadn't heard of the name.

There are very few cultivators in these years, and basically everyone knows each other, and even if they don't know each other, they have heard of it. Could it be that this Dongfengzi is a rising star, and it's not right, if the other party is a cultivator, with his innate realm of true people, it should be seen.

"You are really a cultivator, why can't I feel the mana on your body?" Zhu Youzi asked again, to say that the Dongfeng Zi in front of him is a senior whose realm is higher than him, and he can completely restrain his breath, and he doesn't believe it if he is killed.

"This... The younger generation has some special cultivation techniques, and they are better at hiding their aura. Qi Dong said that he has experienced the baptism of countless TV series, and answering this kind of question is a piece of cake.

Zhu Demon Zi nodded, he did hear that there are some special techniques that can hide the aura, so that people in the higher realms can't see it.

Zhu Youzi asked about the origin of Qi Dong's teacher again.

Qi Dong said, I don't have a teacher, and my exercises were picked up after falling off the cliff.

The demon nodding again.

He didn't find it strange at all that he fell off a cliff and picked up cheats.

In the past tens of hundreds of years, the vitality of heaven and earth was scarce, and many cultivators were difficult to advance, and their longevity was exhausted, and they died in the mountains and forests, naturally leaving some cultivation secrets, and he found several books himself.

Since the exercises are picked up, and they can't feel the mana, it is estimated that it is not that the exercises are good at hiding the aura, but that Dongfengzi has not yet cultivated at home, and he has not even cultivated the mana.

Zhu Youzi asked a few more questions, and Qi Dong answered them one by one.

Successfully portrayed an inspirational cultivator who picked up the cheats, but had no background and no resources and insisted on cultivating hard, he felt that he had incarnated as a cultivator Dongfengzi.

It is said that the second disease is contagious, and it is not wrong.

He felt that he couldn't go on like this.

"Senior, let me accept this little goblin, okay?" Seeing that the demon's mood had stabilized, Qi Dong asked again.

You play the senior, I play the junior, we both have such a pleasant chat, you should also hand over the responsibility of demon punishment to me.

He was full of anticipation, feeling that he had been lurking inside the enemy for so long, and finally had to complete the task of saving the beauty.

"No, she's not a little goblin, she's a big goblin, your strength is not good, you can't accept her. The demon shook his head and said.

You can let anything, but goblins can't.

Strength is not good is just his statement, at this time the goblin has been seriously injured by him, the strength is not good, it is still possible to pick up leaks.

The real reason is that the demon son once swore that he would punish all the monsters in the world.

But for so many years, he hasn't killed a monster, and every time he encounters a monster, various situations always happen to let the monster run away. Moreover, even if a Taoist friend catches a youkai, as long as he participates, the youkai will run away.

Although he has the ability to scare away goblins, he is a person with his own aura of monster forgiveness.

Every time Taoist friends gather, everyone talks about the matter of the demon, there will always be meaningful eyes looking at him, although they didn't speak, but the demon master knows that they must be saying in their hearts: 'The people who want to punish the monsters in the world, not a single monster has been punished, hehe.' ’

Whenever that happens, he is so embarrassed that he vows to kill a monster as soon as possible.

It's just that there are few goblins these days, and they are all first-class in kung fu, and he finally met a goblin again, and he has the opportunity to kill goblins, how can he give it to others.

And Qi Dong only felt that the demon was too deeply poisoned.

"Big demon, it's not that big, it's the size of an ordinary person, she's just a little demon, I'm sure I can accept it." He carefully compared the size and told the demon that this was a little demon.

Zhu Youzi thinks that this junior is really funny, distinguishing between big demons and small demons, and they are very ignorant by size.

I thought about it again, he picked up the secret book of cultivation and cultivated it himself, and no one taught him, so it is estimated that he has never even seen a monster, and it is normal not to know.

"Monsters are divided into four levels: Enlightenment, Little Demon, Big Demon, and Demon King according to their strength, and this goblin belongs to the third level of the big demon, and his mana is no less than mine, which is very dangerous. Zhu Youzi patiently explained, and by the way, popularized some monster knowledge to Dongfengzi.

He deliberately emphasized the 'big demon' so that Dongfengzi knew the power of the goblin.

And Qi Dong sighed in his heart, sure enough, the mentally ill are living in their own world, and they can always justify themselves.

I only feel that no matter how hard he talks, he can't shake the other party's heart of the second disease in Xianxia.

There's no way, it seems that this pervert called pig kidneys has reached the late stage of the second disease of Xianxia, and it is hopeless.

Seeing that Qi Dong didn't speak, Zhu Demon Zi thought that he didn't understand, and began to introduce in detail the difference between Qiling, Little Demon, Big Demon, and Demon King.

Qi Dong didn't listen, he felt that he had penetrated into the enemy, but he was about to be assimilated by the enemy.

I can't do it.

"Don't decorate the real predecessors anymore, you are a serious Xianxia middle and second disease patient, and there is no cure. Let her go, and for your sake, I can let you go." Qi Dong interrupted the endless popularization of the demon monster, but changed the attitude of the juniors towards the seniors and said.

The demon was stunned for a moment, so angry that he couldn't speak.

He had heard of the word "Xianxia" and knew what it meant.

Of course, he also understood that the young man in front of him was not a cultivator Dongfengzi at all, but a young man who thought that he was the second disease in Xianxia, just now, he was just playing the second disease of Xianxia and fooling him.

Thinking of this, the anger in the heart of the demon son rose up again.

Those who have attained the Tao will not be able to hold their anger again.

"Junior, I'm really a cultivator, not a second-class disease patient in Xianxia, and she is indeed a goblin, and a big demon. Zhu Youzi suppressed his anger and said solemnly. "I will resolutely not let go, you have to go further, for the sake of the world, I will jump off the cliff with her and die together. ”

After speaking, the demon boy grabbed the goblin and retreated, and there was a cliff not far away.

"Ignorant junior, don't you want to save the goblin, if you dare to come over, I will die with her. ”

With a look of death, he really dared to jump.