"Yes, it's me. The goblin readily admitted.

Qi Dong took a step back and looked at the beautiful woman in front of him who was suspected of being a goblin again, but he didn't feel afraid.

I'm not afraid of goblins?

He used to watch ghost movies and ghost novels, but he didn't dare to stay alone during the day, as long as he stayed alone, he would always feel that there was someone behind him. Could it be that he cultivated the "Basic Training of the Universe Boss" and fattened his guts?

Not really.

Let's ask a beautiful woman wearing a neon dress and feather coat and a fairy posture, how can it be scary. And if it was a woman with a pale face, or with fangs, or a tongue with a long stretch and bleeding eyes, he would have trembled with fear.

Also, Chinese men have a special plot for beautiful female goblins.

After observing quietly for a while, Qi Dong asked seriously, "Fairy, are you really a goblin?"

The fairy is a goblin, which is a bit funny.

"Fairies are goblins, aren't you afraid?" The goblin said with a soft smile, seeing Qi Dong's calm appearance, the goblin was strange.

It was nothing like she expected.

Originally, I thought that as long as she admitted that she was a goblin, the human in front of her would immediately tremble in fright, fart and urine, or shout and turn around and run, shouting that there are goblins while running.

Thinking about that image, she thought it was funny.

"Don't be afraid!" Qi Dong said.

"Really not afraid?"

"Really. ”

The goblins can't figure it out, how can they not be afraid?

"You look at me. The fairy said with a smile.

"I'm watching. Qi Dong was obedient.

In the next scene, he witnesses a miracle happening.

At the fairy's feet, a smoky light suddenly appeared, and then she slowly disappeared from her feet to her head, turning into a cloud of white light, which flew around the cave a few times, and then fell to the bed.

The light slowly dissipated, and a little white rabbit appeared on the bed.

Snow white, exuding a psychedelic halo, as if covered with a layer of fairy light, like the kind of computer-synthesized fairy rabbit with special effects.

The little white rabbit stared at the ruby eyes and thought, "You should be scared now."

But Qi Dong looked at it for a while and said, "What a cute little white rabbit." ”

It's really cute, even if he doesn't usually like pets, he can't help but praise it.

I forgot for a moment that this little white rabbit is a goblin.

Uh...

"Your sister, I've transformed into you're not afraid!" the goblin opened his mouth and scolded, I'm cute, but I'm a goblin.

She only thought that Qi Dong should be afraid, but she also didn't want to think about it, how can you be scared when you become a little white rabbit, has the little white rabbit always been afraid of people? If you become a lion or a tiger, you are guaranteed to be able to scare Qi Dong.

And Qi Dong heard the scolding and remembered the identity of the little white rabbit.

It turned out that she was really a female goblin, and she was still a rabbit goblin.

A peerless beauty turned into a little white rabbit in the blink of an eye, and the impact still shocked him.

He was stunned for a while, and then burst out with a sentence: "Mom, there are goblins, come and see." ”

When the goblin heard it, he thought he was shouting, "Mom, there's a goblin, run quickly." ”

But I immediately found that something was wrong, and when I met a goblin, I didn't run quickly, and called my mother to come and see, what kind of logic is this.

In fact, Qi Dong wanted to shout: "Mom, there are goblins, run quickly." ”

It's just a mistake.

Although the beauty is beautiful and not scary, the little white rabbit is also cute and not scary.

But after all, he was a goblin, and he remembered that the demon had said that the goblin would suck up his yang energy, and he would become a real kidney deficiency or human dry. Or it is stewed, fried, boiled.

Therefore, when you see the goblin, it is better to hide far away.

Qi Dong turned around and walked to the door.

But before he could reach the door, the stone door clicked shut.

"Aren't you scared, what are you running?" said the goblin with a smile on his face, thinking, finally knowing that he was scared, he was going to run away.

Qi Dong looked back and smiled and said, "Fairy, that.. I'm going home and feed the pigs. You don't know, I have several pigs at home, and after coming out for so long, the pigs must be starving. Please also ask the fairy to open the door and let me out. ”

"Raising pigs?" The goblin was stunned for a moment, and the ghost believed that this guy was a pig raiser, shook his head and said, "Don't let it go, you have the ability to open the door yourself." ”

Qi Dong was obedient and began to look for an organ at the door.

However, after searching for it, I didn't find the same crescent-shaped stone as the outside, nor did I find a stone similar to a mechanism.

The goblin didn't speak, and lay on the bed and looked at him quietly.

"Open the sesame door. ”

"Bunny, open the door. ”

didn't find the door opening mechanism, Qi Dong tried the secret language again, and the stone door didn't move.

"You won't be able to open the door for so long, and your pigs will starve to death. The goblin spoke in the back.

She has ruby-like eyes, and the white rabbit's white and white ears are erected, cute, and the cuteness index is simply unlimited, completely pollution-free.

"Yes, for the sake of my pig, you will let me out, fairy. Qi Dong raised his fists and pleaded, in this situation, it was obvious that the goblin would not let him out, and he would not be able to open the door.

"Your pig, what's the matter? The goblin chuckled softly.

"It doesn't matter, when the pig grows up, I can send a few pieces of meat to the fairy to eat. Qi Dong said very seriously, as if he had raised pigs. Of course, it doesn't matter whether you raise pigs or not, as long as the goblin lets him go, it's not easy to eat meat, just go back to the vegetable market and buy a few pieces.

"Oh, speaking of eating, I'm a little hungry, what to eat? Ah, by the way, I can eat you, cute little snack, come over and let King Ben eat." She said as she stretched out her forefoot, touched her belly, and blinked her ruby eyes, which seemed to sparkle with hunger.

When Qi Dong heard this, he said secretly, he really owes his mouth, what should he eat.

"Does the fairy really want to eat me?" Qi Dong asked, he always felt that he had been eaten by such a small white rabbit, and the painting style was a little wrong.

"Of course, aren't you scared and shivering right now?" the goblin stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth.

"No, I was just thinking, you're so small, I'll have a big belly if you eat it. Qi Dong replied, he always felt that rabbits eat people, it was too ridiculous.

Paunch?

The goblin is speechless, can I eat your big belly, and I can still give birth to you.

"King, I'm not a Tang monk, and I can't live forever if I eat my meat, so let me go. Seeing that the goblin didn't speak, Qi Dong said again.

"It's okay, don't ask for immortality, but ask for food and clothing. "This goblin is quick to return.

"Uh... I hadn't showered in days, and the meat was smelly and hard, and it didn't taste good at all. I'm sure I'm not good for my stomach and I'm going to get sick. ”

"It's okay, just wash it, we goblins have a good stomach. ”

"Aren't rabbits vegetarians?"

"I eat meat occasionally. ”

"The king spares his life. ”

"Don't forgive!"

Qi Dong had nothing to say, thinking to himself, it seems that the goblin is specifically going to eat me.

And this goblin can fight with the demon for hundreds of rounds, although he can also do some kung fu, but he can be put down by the demon son with one move, how can he beat her.

But what to do?

Looking back on his life, the first twenty years were ordinary and ordinary, but half a year ago, he won the "Basic Training of the Universe Boss", which was a great adventure. I thought that if I practiced divine skills, I could walk to the pinnacle of life one after another.

I didn't expect that.

I didn't expect it to be eaten by youkai, then digested, and then turned into .....

What a miserable death!

After thinking about it for a while, if you want to eat me, then I can't let you eat it happily.

He crouched on the ground and began to dust his face.

"What are you doing?" the goblin was puzzled, not trembling, what is this doing?

"Aren't you going to eat me? I'll give you some spices. Qi Dong replied.

"......" goblins.