The goblin looked helpless.

I'm a goblin anyway, and I want to scare you, so can't you cooperate and show a little bit of fear?

Doesn't the book say that humans will tremble when they encounter goblins? This king has not seen it yet, but he just wants to see it, and you can't fulfill such a small wish.

The goblin's boudoir hasn't lived in for a long time, and there is a lot of dust, and there will be an automatic mop to wipe all the dust off the ground and wipe it clean.

"Don't wipe it, look upset, this king won't eat you. The goblin watched him busy in bed and couldn't help but say.

I don't need to do hygiene or something, what I need is shock.

"Really?" Qi Dong raised his head and asked, he really didn't believe it, thinking that this might be a goblin deceiving him and wanting him to smear a little less dust.

"Don't eat it, what is so delicious about a stinky man, it's better than a carrot. The goblin said disdainfully, eating human flesh is the only thing that those low-level goblins do, and she never eats it. It is also said that human flesh is sour and not delicious, and she likes to eat sweeter ones.

Qi Dong confirmed it twice, feeling that she really had no intention of eating people.

"I was scared to death, I thought I was going to be eaten. He sat on the ground, patted his chest, and looked scared. "That's right, it's right for rabbits to eat carrots, it's not right to eat people. “

However, saying that he is not as good as a carrot makes him a little sad.

"Giggles...."The goblin was happy when he saw Qi Dong's scared look.

Sure enough, humans are afraid of goblins.

laughed for a while, blinked his eyes and said: "I have decided, I want to recruit you as a son-in-law, once upon a time, I will be the king, and you will be the 'king's husband'." ”

Qi Dong couldn't believe his ears, the goblin wants to marry me?

Yes, she must have wanted to eat differently. Marry me, just want to suck my yang energy. Once you snap with her, the yang energy will be lost, and after a year and a half, it will definitely be dead.

No, no, no.

"King, are you joking, even if you are a jade rabbit, but I am not a Tang monk, why do you want to marry me?" Qi Dong politely refused and decided to panic. "Also, I have a girlfriend, and I can't be sorry for her. ”

There's no denying it.

The appearance of a female goblin turning into a human is very charming and heartwarming. Throughout the ages, how many literati and, who don't want to have such a goblin.

Qi Dong also has the idea of 'dying under the peony flower and being a ghost' and 'even if you are diligent and die'.

But immediately strangled by him.

"You are not Tang Seng, but you are the reincarnation of Tang Seng, God destined us to be together forever. The leprechaun answered with a smile.

"And you saved me, there is no way to repay the grace of saving my life, I can only promise it with my body. ”

"And you're not afraid of me. ”

"And I think you're handsome. ”

In short, I have 10,000 reasons to recruit you as a son-in-law.

"Brother Sanzang, people have been waiting for you for more than a thousand years, and they miss me, don't you want me. ”

Her voice was peculiar, soft, soft, soft...

It seems that there is a grievance that has been waiting for a thousand years, a thousand years of lovesickness, and the joy of meeting after a thousand years. In the end, it turned into the daughter heart of 'waiting for a thousand years, I have no regrets'.

Hearing this, Qi Dong's heart melted.

But he didn't believe any of the goblins' reasons.

One wanted to recruit a son-in-law, the other was unwilling, and the two of them had swords and swords, and they argued for a while, but no one persuaded anyone.

The secret room became quiet, and Qi Dong could hear his heartbeat.

The goblin looked at Qi Dong with ruby-like eyes, with an invisible pressure, not knowing what he was thinking.

Qi Dong couldn't help but worry that the goblin wouldn't be able to court, so he ate him in one bite.

Long.

The female goblin opened her mouth and said with a little grievance: "Don't you want to have a shemale love with me that can be sung and cried and passed down through the ages?"

The dignified generation of demons was rejected by a human being, and she was not convinced.

Ahem, ahem...

When Qi Dong heard this, he almost choked to death with his own saliva, this goblin has a small brain, why is his brain so big.

Shemale Love!

I dare to think about it.

I can't help but think that this goblin has brought out so many mythical stories, and she wants to marry him several times, just to be the same as in the mythological stories, countless years later, future generations will talk about her story and talk about it with relish.

Thinking about it, he couldn't help but make up the scene many years later.

"Good grandson, come on, come on, let me tell you the story of the White Rabbit. ”

"The new version of the White Rabbit, have you seen it? ”

"What's so beautiful about the legend of the White Rabbit, isn't it the story of a student named Qi Dong and a rabbit? Dare to be with the goblin, I dare to say that Qi Dong must have kidney deficiency. ”

He didn't want to be a Xu Xian.

"No, people are fucking born, demons are fucking born, shemales are in love, and they will be reproductively isolated. I am the only son in the family, and I still have to pass on the lineage to my old Qi family. Qi Dong pondered and found another reason to refuse.

When I watched Journey to the West, I saw Tang Seng rejecting the beautiful female goblin, and I didn't understand it.

Encountering the same situation now, Qi Dong realized Tang Seng's mood, why are these goblins so persistent.

I really want to say: Amitabha, the old man is a monk, and the monk abstains from sex.

Or in the words of Tang Seng: Female donor, no, this matter must not be.

"Reproductive isolation is relative, humans and beasts can't have children, but shemales can have children, don't you know, Bai Suzhen gave birth to Xu Shilin, so I can also give birth to children for you." The leprechaun retorted to his point.

Moreover, her evidence is very sufficient, and everyone in the world knows that Bai Suzhen did give birth to Xu Shilin.

This is enough to prove that it is possible to have children if a shemale is in love.

The truth is always naked and easily overturned.

"You won't tell me that the story of the White Snake is not pure fiction, but a real person, a real demon, and a real story. Qi Dong asked, he was a little skeptical.

"It doesn't matter if it's true or not, just say you don't agree. The leprechaun fanned the rabbit ears and said. "If you don't believe it, I'll take a step back and allow you to take a concubine, so that you don't have to worry about it. ”

She has a big belly, and she puts the conditions to the widest, and if she doesn't believe this guy, she can still withstand the temptation.

It's just that she has her temptation, and Qi Dong has his insistence.

"I still don't think it's good, think about it, many years later, when you are still in your prime, I am already gray-haired, and I am even powerless, isn't this delaying your youth. And after a hundred years, you will not be lonely without me. So, it's better for you to find a similar one. Qi Dong said that he was really thinking about the goblin, and only hoped that she could understand his hard work.

When the female goblin heard this, she felt that there was some truth and asked, "Do you really want to give up a singing and crying shemale love?"

Qi Dong nodded affirmatively.

The goblin said secretly, this guy is still very determined, and it seems that he has to make a big move.

Suddenly.

A misty light suddenly emanated from the show bed, the cute rabbit was gone, and a curvy, half-hidden, and seductive peerless beauty lay on her side on the bed, and her every move was seductive.

was different from the goblin that Qi Dong saw on Tianlu Mountain, at that time, he just thought he was a fashionable beauty, very beautiful.

It's also different from the fairies just now.

At this time, she is full of charm and temptation, and she is already so beautiful that she is miserable and ruined the country and the people, and it is impossible to refuse.

"You're sure you don't think about it anymore. She raised her lips lightly, and her soft voice tugged at people's heartstrings.

Rumble!

Qi Dong's head was shocked, and his eyes were straight, Zhen Nyima was a goblin, so tempting, he couldn't help it.

Begin to meditate: "Emptiness is color, color is emptiness..."

Then there was a violent struggle in the heart:

"Do you want to think about it, think about it..."

The last thought came to mind instantly:

"The true colors of heroes, the true colors of heroes..."

Anyway, I can't get out, I can't escape.

The Buddha said that I am not as good as hell and who will go to hell, so in order to prevent the female goblin from harming others again, I reluctantly agreed.

People's greatest desire is appetite, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic, you will not be able to eat or drink well, you will be tasteless in everything you do, and you will think about it when you are full of warmth.

Appetite comes before lust.

But although Qi Dong's stomach growled, he still felt that the temptation of the female goblin was much more than the food.

A hot current surged from the bottom of his heart, and he couldn't help it, he wanted to pounce on this goblin.

"I'll take you today, a little goblin. Qi Dong roared.

A hungry tiger pounced on the goblin on the bed.

Close, close.

You'll be able to clean up the leprechauns in no time.

It was too late, and then it was too fast, and another flash of light flashed, and the beautiful female goblin disappeared and became a cute little white rabbit.

The little white rabbit kicked his powerful feet, leaped up, and stepped on Qi Dong's chest with both feet, and he immediately flew back upside down, perfectly interpreting the ass and falling geese in the sand successively. And the little white rabbit squatted on top of his chest.

Qi Dong was stunned, what was the situation.

"It's really a lot of courage, you dare to go up to the goblin?" The little white rabbit stood on Qi Dong's body, looking down at him arrogantly, and the tenderness and sweetness just now disappeared without a trace.

"You made me up. Qi Dong was dissatisfied and aggrieved in his heart.

I also secretly wondered what happened to me just now, my desire was surging like a tide, and I couldn't control myself at all.

Yes, it must have been bewitched by the goblins.

"Stupid, it's all for fun, you take it seriously, I just want to see how determined you are. The fairy kicked his calf and said longingly. "How could this king fall in love with you, my intended person must be a hero of the world, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, you are so frustrated, how can I fall in love with you. ”

That tone has the potential to become the second Zixia Fairy.

Qi Dong was lying on the ground, his mind confused.

What kind of goblin is this?

She said that she would eat people, but she would not eat them, and she would like to make a promise, and Nima was also false.

She will learn from Bai Suzhen for a while, in order to repay her kindness, she will learn from Jade Rabbit to recruit her son-in-law, and now she will learn from Zixia Fairy to find the person she likes.

Wow, the deceit of the beast is geometric!

Forget it, love it.

Qi Dong didn't get up either, just put a big character on the ground, and let her kill or eat, or snap.

"Don't lie down, this king won't eat you, and he won't eat you. The little rabbit stood on Qi Dong. "For the sake of you saving my life, I'll take you as a little brother. “

It's strange to believe you.

Isn't it right above me if it's not me, isn't it right on me now?

"Say whatever you want. "Qi Dong has weak energy.

He really can't deal with this goblin, and he doesn't know which of her words is true and which is false.

It's too difficult, and the heart is tired.

It's better to eat me, and it's all over the place.

"Be happy, there is a king covering you, and you will eat and drink spicy food. The goblin was pleased.

She rode on Qi Dong, jumped a few times, and jumped back on the bed.