Chapter 19: You Are No Longer Yourself

Because of a title, Hua Buluo was beaten again. He felt so wronged and wronged. Isn't it normal for boyfriends and girlfriends to have an intimate name? I'm just asking for your opinion, why do you start beating someone!

If you don't agree, you can say it! What do you want me to call you, you just say it, and as soon as the "secret of the word um" comes out, do I still disagree?

Why do you want to hit someone? Why!

There is no convincing people with virtue, there is no convincing people with reason, and it is completely dependent on violence to make you submit. Hit you if you want, for no reason and without any excuses.

Hua Buluo thinks that where the hell is her boyfriend, it's not even as good as a slave.

Where are you going to marry me and be responsible for me, you are taking revenge!

There is no doubt that the flowers did not fall in the end, as always, succumbed as always. The only difference is that this time it lasted a little longer than before.

As always, when I was beaten, it hurt into the bone marrow, but after the beating, I was refreshed and felt like my body was better.

Despite this, Hua Buluo's eyes looking at Su Xue still looked very sad.

Su Xue ignored the flowers and watched the TV with relish. She beat the flowers and didn't fall a meal, and she felt that her mood was indescribably good, happy, and happy!

The moment Hua Buluo lifted his luggage, he seemed to go out, but in the end he still went upstairs.

He didn't bring much with him, that is, a few sets of changes of clothes, and after a simple tidying up, he suddenly felt a little hungry.

"I'm hungry!"

Hua Buluo went downstairs, opened his mouth a few times, and finally couldn't shout the words "wife". But if you shout other names, I'm afraid that a violent beating is indispensable, although he feels a little better after being beaten, but he is not a masochist, so he naturally will not look for a beating.

In the end, I came up with a perfunctory solution: don't call anything.

Su Xue ignored the shouting of flowers.

"Are you hungry, what do you want to eat, I'll order takeout. ”

Seeing that Su Xue ignored it, there was an illusion that a storm was coming, and then said.

"Why is it ordered to take out instead of you?" Su Xue looked up at Hua Buluo this time, and then said.

"I'm a man, I won't. Hua Buluo said very bnotly, "We Terrans, women cook at home. ”

"If you don't, just learn it from me!" Su Xue smiled and said, "I don't care who cooks in other people's families, you will do it in our family in the future!"

"Can you not learn, how about we hire a chef?" Hua Buluo instantly turned into a flattering look, and said.

The eldest husband can bend and stretch, and he will be beaten if he says three or two sentences, then he can't live this day. It's obviously impossible to let that demon cook, and it's absolutely impossible for him to learn to cook. However, they are not bad for money, and they can hire people.

"What are you doing with the chef? I've already cleared the valley, and there is nothing to eat in the mundane world. Su Xue said lightly.

"I don't have a valley! Also, you've got a valley, why do you want me to learn how to cook for you to eat?"

"Isn't the most romantic and touching thing between lovers to cook for each other? Su Xue said suspiciously.

The most romantic and touching thing between lovers is to cook for each other?

Don't bully me for reading less!

Hua Buluo swore that he had never heard of it. This must be the goblin's own words, and it was made up on the spot in order to occupy a "reason" character.

Is she going to make up a "reason" to convince people?

"Do you want to eat the food I cooked?" Hua Buluo looked at Su Xue, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"If it's delicious, I'll barely eat some. If it doesn't taste good... Hey. Su Xue seemed to see the careful thinking of the flowers, and said with a faint smile.

If it's not delicious, it's definitely not beaten, or you eat it all by yourself.

"Can I not learn?" Hua Buluo asked again, his tone no longer flattering, but pleading.

Learning to be a chef also has the risk of being beaten, and I have also learned how to fart! If it is not delicious, I have to eat it myself, I will make a fart!

"Huh?"

"I'm dumb and need time to learn. Hua Buluo hurriedly said, intending to drag it over.

"Hmph!" Su Xue snorted coldly, and seemed to acquiesce.

Hua Buluo looked at Su Xue, and when she saw her watching TV with relish, she suddenly felt a lot more at ease, and then took out her mobile phone and prepared to order takeout.

The takeaway was ordered, and the flowers were not left behind, and then I searched on the Internet, ready to buy something and decorate the study.

"Well, "The Female Ring", buy, buy a hundred copies of his brother first, and all different versions are required. ”

"Women's Three Obedience and Four Virtues, buy!"

""Man is a woman's day", buy it!"

"How to Be a Lady, Buy, Buy, Buy!"

"How to be a gentle woman, buy!"

"What is virtuous and virtuous lady, buy, buy, buy!"

"Thirty-six Strategies for Training a Gentle Girlfriend", this... Forget it. ”

"The Legend of the White Snake" doesn't seem to be bad, for Mao I met not a gentle and virtuous banshee like Bai Suzhen, but a violent maniac.

Well, I have to buy this book too! I have to buy the TV series adaptation, I have to buy it!

Hua Buluo didn't like online shopping, but this time she bought a lot of things, mainly books.

He's venting, he's hinting. It's also a rebellion!

He was telling Su Xue the correct way to open her love. What it should be like to be a woman.

Naturally, if the flowers do not fall, they will not be stupid to think that there is any use in putting these books in the house. Transformation Demon, if the willpower is so easy to change, it is impossible to achieve such a cultivation.

He's just using it to vent.

Hua Buluo finished buying things, and the takeaway hadn't been delivered yet, and he suddenly remembered something and was immediately annoyed.

Takeaway, fart takeaway!

I used to be too lazy to go out to eat, so I developed the habit of shouting takeout. Now I can use eating as an excuse to flash people!

Thinking of this, Hua Buluo said to Su Xue: "I'm going out to eat!"

"Didn't you order takeout?" Su Xue looked at Hua Buluo, and that expression was if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, I don't mind beating you up again.

"The takeaway stuff is unpalatable. Hua Buluo said.

The takeaway food is really unpalatable, and the reason why it doesn't fall is absolutely reasonable.

"Then don't eat it. Su Xue said lightly.

"You want to starve me to death!" Hua Buluo was stunned for a moment, and then the cow's temper came up again, and he said angrily.

"If you don't eat a meal, you won't starve. Su Xue said lightly.

"Do you still have any humanity?" Hua Buluo said, "Have you ever seen a woman who makes her boyfriend hungry?"

"I'm a banshee. Su Xue said lightly.

"Then do you still have demonic nature!" Hua Buluo was stunned for a moment, such a powerful reason, but it couldn't leave me speechless, and then said, "Have you ever seen a banshee who makes your boyfriend hungry?"

"Do you believe that I'm hungry for you for three days?" Su Xue said with a smile and looked at Hua Buluo.

"I'd better order takeout!" Hua Buluo said immediately, and if she continued to do so, she didn't have to eat takeout.

After a while, Hua Buluo looked at Su Xue and asked tentatively: "You don't want the two of us to get tired of being together all day, do you?" ”

"When I want you to be with me, you have to stay with me all the time. When I don't want you to accompany me, you have to disappear from me immediately! From the moment you become my boyfriend, you don't belong to yourself, and you no longer have your own time and space. Su Xue looked at the flowers and said lightly.

This kind of boyfriend, should I not be?

Hua Buluo feels more and more like a slave, a slave who has a "boyfriend" and will be called "husband" in the future.