Chapter 18 The Secret of the "Hmm" Word

Hua Buluo doesn't know what species the female Tyrannosaurus rex will be after evolution, but if Su Xue is allowed to continue watching this movie, then he will soon know.

He didn't want to direct.

Hua Buluo walked over, sat next to it, and then picked up the remote control very casually and adjusted a station, and pretended to be casual and said: "This movie is nothing to watch, let's take a look at other stations!"

"Huh?" Su Xue looked at Hua Buluo, the word "um" in her mouth was three sounds, slightly elongated, and a strong nasal voice, and with that look, Hua Buluo didn't understand it, so she immediately coaxed, picked up the remote control board and immediately turned it back.

Don't coax it, otherwise after being beaten, it won't help, she will still watch that stage.

"Hmph!" Su Xue snorted coldly, and then said, "I'll watch TV in the future, you just need to watch it with me, as for what to watch, I have the final say." ”

"You are the uncle, you have the final say. Hua Buluo muttered, then glanced at Su Xue worriedly, and then got up and went to get his luggage to keep his distance.

"Where are you going, sit down? Su Xue looked at the TV and said casually.

"Pack your bags!" Hua Buluo said quickly.

"Can't you clean up later, can you watch TV with me first?" Su Xue looked at Hua Buluo, a little pleading, as if she was coquettish.

The goblin doesn't use violence against himself, but spoils himself. The flowers do not fall without any joy, but break out in a cold sweat.

This style of painting is not right, and it is too abnormal.

Pay attention to what this goblin fights.

Although it is coquettish, what Hua Buluo feels is a threat. He felt that if he didn't sit down, he would be one step closer to death.

Hua Buluo sat down obediently, then smiled reluctantly and embarrassedly, and said, "I've seen this movie, it's really nothing to watch... If you like it, I'd be happy to take a look at it with you. ”

Hua Buluo sat like a needle, but he had to accompany Su Xue to watch "My Savage Girlfriend"! He watched TV, but from time to time he peeked at Su Xue's expression changes, he was worried about watching this female Tyrannosaurus rex evolve, and then he would be violent to her for no reason.

I have to say that after being beaten by Su Xuebang a few times, Hua Buluo has already produced a shadow in his heart.

After reading it finally, Su Xue blinked her eyes and seemed to be thinking about it. And the flowers don't fall but look at it nervously, neither walking nor sitting.

After a while, Su Xue smiled and glanced meaningfully at the flowers.

As soon as the flowers didn't fall, they immediately got up and ran out.

"Stop!" Su Xue snorted coldly, "What are you running, I'm afraid that I won't be able to eat you?"

If I say I'm afraid you'll eat me, will you believe me?

If anyone else says that, I'll just take it as a joke. But how can I be a joke when you say that. You're a demon! You could have eaten me.

"I, I'm in a hurry to urinate!"

Hua Buluo knew that he couldn't run away at all, so he hurriedly made an excuse in a hurry. Just getting up and running was just an instinctive reaction. Now that he is stopped by Su Xue, where do you dare to run.

Urgency to urinate, this is definitely a powerful reason, so it is also called "urination"!

In your cultivation world, there are ways to escape from the ground, light, and so on, and I also have a method for mortals in the world, that is: urine escape!

Di Dun Guang Escape may not be able to get away in front of Su Xue, a big demon, let alone a urine escape.

"Come back!"

"I, I'm so urgent!"

"Huh?"

"Then I'll hold it!"

Su Xue once again showed her "secret of the word um", and she had to obey obediently

When Su Xue heard this, she immediately smiled.

Hua Buluo sat next to Su Xue nervously, and saw Su Xue pick up the remote control with interest and start to adjust the channel.

Fortunately, it is sitting, if you let yourself stand or squat, or even kneel to watch TV with her, it is really lifeless.

Hua Buluo thought about it like this, and her mood seemed to be much better, and she felt that this goblin was not so cruel. Among mortals, aren't there countless girls who force their boyfriends to watch TV with them, go shopping with them, and accompany them like and that?

The only difference, perhaps, is that the way is different.

Some of them are coquettish, some are cute, some are crying, some are begging, and some are tempting...... And this goblin's way is straightforward: the threat of force!

If you don't agree, then beat you up.

Could this be one force to ten meetings, one force to break ten thousand laws!

This goblin can't use her cultivation experience to fall in love, right?

Hua Buluo came back to his senses from his thoughts, and Su Xue had already locked a table and did not continue to change. And Hua Buluo looked at it and almost fell off the sofa.

He watched dumbfounded, feeling like he was one step closer to death.

Why the fuck am I so unlucky! These TV stations are showing movies, what the hell are they showing!

The TV station that Su Xue watched at this time was also playing a movie, and she had naturally seen this movie. A film that was quite popular back then: "Hedong Lion's Roar"!

's "girlfriend" is violent enough, but now I watched "My Savage Girlfriend" first, and then watched "Hedong Lion's Roar". What does she want to do?

If his "girlfriend" is an ordinary person, he will not have any feelings at all, let alone any worries. But the problem is that she is a demon, and she is a violent demon. If she had watched these two movies, it was entirely possible that she would have used the contents for herself.

Oh my God, you're playing with me!

He felt that the next days could not be described as dark days.

Perhaps, he will taste hell.

No, I can't sit still.

"I think the two of us should have a good talk and communicate!" Hua Buluo turned his head to Su Xue and said.

"You say, I'll listen!" Su Xuetou didn't reply, but just said lightly. That look, obviously there is no communication, and I don't plan to talk to Hua Buluo.

If you change the attitude of other people, you will not fall and leave. Love whoever you are!

But in the face of Su Xue, Hua Buluo can only keep telling himself: endure and endure!

"You see we're both boyfriend and girlfriend, what's going on in the future, can you talk well, don't hit people at every turn?" Hua Buluo said tentatively.

"No, don't you Terrans have a saying: Beating is kissing, scolding is love? Calling your boyfriend dear must be like this. Why, don't you know?" Su Xue said very simply.

Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, how did the three words "dear" come about?

I don't read much, don't lie to me.

"It's also called a girlfriend, it's also called a dear!" Hua Buluo muttered and said. You're my girlfriend, I call you dear, can't I beat and scold you!

"Huh?"

It's "Uh-huh word secret" again!

"Okay! you don't like me to call you dear, I don't call it!" Hua Buluo said quickly.

Calling you dear is purely to have the right to beat and scold. If you don't have this right, who will call it! Goosebumps are rising when I hear it.

"Then what will I call in the future? Su Xue? It's better to be intimate, call you Xiaoxue, Xue'er!" Hua Buluo continued.

"Smack!"

As soon as Hua Buluo's words fell, Su Xue roared with her palm and directly knocked it to the ground.

"You want to call me my wife!"

"Demon! You don't hit people in the face, haven't you heard of it! You can't say anything well! You fucking beat me to death! You beat me to death, you can't convince my heart!"

Hua Buluo was set on fire, and the cow's temper came up, turned over, and pointed at Su Xue and scolded.

"Crackle, crackle!"

"Oh! To be a man, you must convince people with reason, and to be a demon, you must also convince people with reason!"

"Crackle!"

"Hey, hey! To be a man is to convince people with virtue, and to be a demon is to convince people with virtue!"

"Crackle!"

"If you just beat me to death, I won't call you that!"

"Crackle!"

"Don't fight, don't fight!

"Crackle!"

"We're not married yet, we're just in love, we're boyfriend and girlfriend, how can we call our wives. ”

"Crackle!"

"Wife beats ......"

"Smack!"

"Crackle!"

"You heard me wrong, it's my wife, my lord!"