Wei Da, seventeen years old, an orphan, the old and young of the Sunjia Village Committee, grew up eating the village's 100 family meals, if you want to say that the people in the village are so simple and kind, it is definitely not.

Weida, who graduated from junior high school, has been idle at home for two years, except for liking to read online novels on the Internet, and all kinds of gods pretend to slap her face, the rest of her hobbies are......

"Ah~~ The little bastard is here again!" Sun Lingmei exclaimed, quickly pulled her clothes and draped them on her body, and shouted at the same time, "Dad, how do you watch the door, that kid is on the roof!" As soon as the words fell, Sun picked up a big wooden stick and rushed out of the house.

As soon as he went out, Sun Dabang felt a gust of evil wind blowing in front of him. Turning his head, a tall and thin black figure ran backwards. You don't have to think about it to know that it must be the little ruffian Veda who has come to his house to peek at his daughter taking a bath again. This is the thirteenth time this month, and there is still no end to it. Then anger arises from the heart, and evil is thrown out on the side of the guts, and he pursues it. While chasing, he shouted, "Come on, catch the thief!"

Nearby neighbors heard the shouts of Sun Dabang's mallet and opened their doors and windows to check, and then heard the sound of "bang! bang!"

Sun Ergou scolded while closing the door: "The dog shit on the bicycle saddle last time must have been wiped by that kid, but you can't be nosy." ”

Sun Sanpang turned around and shouted at the house, "The old woman takes care of the chickens, Dahua was stuffed with a stone by that kid last time, and he hasn't laid eggs yet." ”

Aunt Sun ran back to the house and shouted to her wife, "Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry up and let the girl take a bath, the old man looks at the watch, this time it's only fifteen minutes, it's late, the kid is back again!"

Sun Dabang was speechless for a while, thinking that Lao Tzu chased you twelve times, and his physical fitness had already been practiced, if he didn't catch up with you this time, he would break your two dog legs, and Lao Tzu would not be surnamed Sun!

So, twenty minutes later, in the grove at the head of the village, Sun Dabang mallet stared at the front panting, a young man wearing a stone blue canvas rotten jacket, a white hemp rope tied around his waist, and a messy dirty hair, sitting on a big stone and staring at Sun Dabawan not far away, sweating, "I said that you are not finished, I have been lying on the roof of your house for a day, I haven't eaten anything, I really can't run, you can let me go." I promise not to visit your house within a month, so that Sister Lingmei can take a bath with peace of mind!"

Sun Dabang panted and stared at Veda's more and more obscene eyes, and the two flickering ears didn't know what the hell to think again. He said with a chill: "If I don't let you go today, you won't be done in the future, right?"

"Absolutely not, I really didn't see anything, every time I got closer, I was discovered, and I decided to give up. I'm going to shift my target and visit Sun Laifu's house. Veda said with a wicked smile.

Sun Dabang mallet suddenly became angry, "You have harassed my daughter for more than a month, and you said such shameless words, now you want to pat your ass and leave, dream! I will break your two legs today, and see whose daughter you dare to harm in the future!"

Wei Da cried in his heart, thinking to himself, "Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky today, the perfect route to escape twelve times, who wants to trip over a small dirt pit and sprain his foot, and now he can't run if he wants to, he has to hurry up and think of a move!"

"Wait" Just as the wooden stick was about to fall, Wei Da stood up and raised his hand and said: "Sun Da Bang mallet, although I, Wei Da, am not taught by my father and not hurt by my mother, but I also know how to write the word Xinyi." You go and inquire, I have always been respected by people in the village, I respect people, and I annoy him to death when people offend me! Give me food, I call you big brother and sister-in-law, and I harass your whole family if I spit on my saliva, Lao Tzu has entered the bureau dozens of times, but which time is it not the one who invited me out! Today you are going to beat me, and I will follow your daughter's ass every day in the future, so that she will find a mother-in-law and ask for food in the future!"

The little ruffian Veda is also anxious, if he gets together today, he will have no face to mix in Sunjia Village in the future.

Hearing this, Sun Dabang's mallet trembled in his heart, and he thought to himself that this kid was a well-known scoundrel in the village, and he could really mess with you if he provoked him! But you can't just let this kid go so easily, or he will still be endlessly harassed in the future!

So he said angrily, "Weida, you are too arrogant, I know very well what kind of thing you are." There is no girl at home for you to eat and drink, you are filial like a grandson, and those who have a daughter will have a big head when they hear your name, fire prevention, theft prevention and Weida. You have been harassing my daughter endlessly, and you have let you go like this today, who can stand it if you have to make an inch in the future?"

As soon as Veda heard that there was a door, he thought to himself that he was about to make a trick.

"Sun Dabang, I, Weida, always count, you go to the village to inquire about the granddaughter of Sun Laoqi's family, Sun Cuimei's daughter, I said I won't go to see it, and I haven't been there so far. I'll put my words here, if you let me go, I can swear to you that I won't watch Sun Lingmei take a bath in the future, I will do what I say, it's all right!"

Sun Laoqi's granddaughter is only four years old, do you even peek at you, are you still human? In addition, Sun Cuimei is a widow, and the mother and daughter were severely burned all over their bodies because of a fire in the house, and there is no one left. Don't talk about you, even if it's all taken off and put in front of me, I won't even look at it, Veda, Veda, you still have no humanity!

But after thinking about it, I forced this kid to be anxious, and he could really run to the door and follow his daughter around every day, plus his broken mouth, the girl would have no face to see people in the future.

Forget it, anyway, I never let this kid's eyeballs take advantage, so let's get off the donkey. Thinking of this, Sun Dabang poked the wooden stick on the ground and said: "Boy, seeing that you are still a trustworthy person, I won't beat you this time, and I swear not to harass my daughter in the future, so I will let you go." If you let me catch it later, I'll skin you!"

After hearing this, Veda was happy in his heart, didn't he swear an oath, Lao Tzu has sworn too much in his life, and God has never paid attention to our misery.

So he put his left hand on his chest and raised his right hand above the top, and said in a decent manner: "I, Weida, swear here, that I will never harass Sun Lingmei again in the future and peek at her bathing." If not, you won't die well, and there will be five thunderstorms in the sky!" Wei Da swore and laughed in his heart, thinking that Lao Tzu didn't go in vain thirteen times, the hole in the corner of the window has been opened, go back to heal your injuries, and then go to survey the terrain, and then let you find out that Lao Tzu is not surnamed Wei!

At this moment, the sky not far away suddenly became full of dark clouds, the wind suddenly rose, the trees flew sand and rocks, and the branches and leaves of the trees were whirring! Wei Da was shocked and trembled, "No, God, I'm just joking with you, don't take it seriously, you old man, it's a big deal, Sun Lingmei, then I really won't go!"

Sun Dabang mallet was also in a cold sweat at this time, thinking that it was too evil, so he hurriedly took a few steps back and said: "Weida, you have done too many things for lack of virtue, God can't stand it." ”

After hearing this, Veda immediately reprimanded, "Banana, you scar, it's you an immortal bully, God can't stand it anymore and will teach you a lesson." Lao Tzu has been bright and upright all his life, and he has never done anything wrong. Lao Tzu ......"

Before he finished speaking, he heard a terrible thunderclap suddenly sound in the sky five or six feet above Veda's head. At this moment, the sky seemed to tear a hole, and a huge lightning bolt plunged straight down like a sharp sword!

"Boom!" I heard a loud bang, and lightning instantly thundered on Veda's body, and the ground shook. The huge impact pushed Sun Daba's mallet more than ten meters away, crashed into a tree, and passed out. Look at the Veda next to the stone, there is no trace of it, and some gray powder is sprinkled on the ground!

I don't know how long it took, Veda slowly woke up and felt a splitting headache!

A stream of information came into my head, I damn it, isn't it! This plot seems to have crossed over, and it's too dramatic, can you change the tricks!

As the two strands of information merged, Veda gradually understood that he had crossed, really crossed.

Veda slowly opened her eyes and looked at the strange and somewhat familiar environment in the room.

Cross it, cross it, Lao Tzu recognized it, but why is the place name still called Sunjia Village, it is considered to be on the bar with Sunjia Village.

Cultivating qi, body, and soul in the other world, there are all kinds of existences of people, spirits, ghosts, demons, and demons.

And it's okay to give a rich second generation, the second generation of officials, the second generation of great gods or something, how can he be a second generation of blacksmiths.

There are actually four sisters, Wei Zhaodi, Wei Zaizhao, Wei Huanzhao, and Wei Jue. I finally had me, so I was named Wei Zida. Later, my father still wanted a son, so he renamed me Weida, saying that Zida had a son, and I was afraid that God would not give it anymore because he was stingy.

I didn't have any relatives in my previous life, but God has arranged so many for me in this life!

I actually want my son to inherit his father's business and be a blacksmith, so I don't do this kind of dirty work!

The second layer of the body refining period, this is too miserable! Normal people are born with the first layer of the body refining stage, and there is no need to practice this. But my second layer was actually beaten up by my father, is this a big explosion of character?

Aren't all the great gods who cross over? But although the various bulls who cross are angry, the jade trees are in the wind, and the world is invincible, but that is the last. In the process, I went through hardships and survived death, and I don't know how much suffering I suffered!

Thinking of this, Wei Da raised his middle finger and raised his head to the sky and shouted, "Let me go back, Lao Tzu is afraid of death!"

Boom! Boom! Boom! Little Dazi is eating!

Well, let's talk about it after eating!