Daddy Wei Bosheng is a well-known blacksmith in the village, and he opened a blacksmith shop in the east of the village, and the business is good. It is said that Wang Wanqian, the rich man of the village, built a magic weapon that can replace the donkey to push and grind, which seems to be called a spirit donkey. However, a low-grade spirit stone can buy ten bags of flour, but it can't support a spirit donkey to grind out a bowl of noodles. So that Wang Wanqian can only put the spirit donkey in the ancestral hall to offer, and show the ancestors that Wang Wanqian is also a person who can get magic weapons. For this reason, Wei Bosheng boasted when he saw people, he was a refiner, not a blacksmith!

Today, Wei Bosheng went home early because he had something on his mind.

Seeing that the old man came back early today, his mother Tingfang made a table of sumptuous dishes, which filled the house with aroma. Wei Da thought to himself that this old lady who picked up for nothing was really virtuous, and her cooking skills were really not enough! It's also very tiring to cross, so I'll talk about it when I'm full!

"Eat slowly, don't choke!" Tingfang looked at Veda kindly, and said as she put meat into Veda's bowl.

The four Zhao sisters also gathered around the table, whispering while eating, and occasionally laughing lightly.

Eating the dishes brought by the old lady, listening to the constant chuckle of Sister Sizhao in his ears, an inexplicable warm current in his heart surged to his heart. This is the feeling of home, warm, cozy, and painful!

Weberson drank a little too much today and didn't talk much. Tingfang felt that her old man had something on her mind, so she asked, "What's wrong with Lao Wei today, is there something wrong!"

Wei Da thought to himself, Lao Tzu had already seen it, and those little eyeballs looked at me every now and then, and I was going to be unlucky.

Wei Bosheng took a sip of wine, put the cup down, and said: "It is said that Wei Xiaobao, the ancestor of our Wei family, is a great master of refining, and it is said that the level of the spirit weapon refined can be included in the level of immortal weapons. It's just that the descendants of the Wei family are not angry, and one generation is not as good as the next. In my life, I was even more incompetent, so I could only live in a small village and be a small blacksmith. Who thinks that his son is even more unlucky, he is sixteen years old, he is lazy to eat all day long, and he waits for death!"

Tingfang frowned when she heard this, and said: "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, Veda is still young, let's talk about it later." ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw Wei Bosheng angrily scolded: "Old woman, you should get used to him, I haven't started to say this, you will protect the calf first." ”

In a blink of an eye, he glared at Wei Da and said, "I think my Wei family is eighty generations alone, and I am eighty-one years here with you." Look at you, you don't learn your skills, you don't practice martial arts. Except for harassing the girl next door, I don't do anything serious, what can you do in the future, I can't come to you and let my Wei family die. ”

Wei Da originally heard that the ancestor was Wei Xiaobao and was still secretly having fun in his heart, no wonder the Wei family had been passed down for eighty generations, and it turned out that the ancestor was a fake eunuch. But after listening to the latter words, I muttered a little in my heart, this is the rhythm of the whole thing.

I saw Wei Bosheng take a sip of his wine glass and continue: "This time, I heard that the refining department of the Flame Mountain Gate Flame Forest Branch under the Qingyan Sect of the Cangyan Sect and the refining branch of the Dongxuan Academy have opened a refining enhancement class, and I signed up after ten days, and I decided to let Wei Da try it. ”

Veda turned dark after hearing this, and thought to himself, "The name of this dog-blooded intensive class is so long, I can remember it thanks to my father! I am a great god who has traveled through time, a strong man in the future world, and a savior of mankind! How can this dog-blooded intensive class be a place for great gods to stay." “

As soon as he wanted to say no, he saw Tingfang's clan scurrying up like a leopard in heat and shouting: "No, Xiaoda is still a child, I feel distressed to go to such a far place to suffer at such a young age, and I must not go." ”

Wei Bosheng put the wine glass on the table, and said angrily: "If you can't do it, you have to do it, you look at what this kid looks like now, he doesn't know how to strike iron at all, and he is only at the second level of the refining period until now, and if he goes on like this, he will be useless." Let him go out and break through, and it will be good for him to have a long insight. ”

Veda knew that for his sake, the old couple would start fighting again, at least for an hour. So I gave the four sisters a look, and the four Zhao sisters got up and started to clean up the table, and they slipped out of the door with a cat's waist.

"What's wrong with the second layer of the body refining period, the child is naturally weak and not suitable for martial arts. I won't let him go, what's the matter!" Tingfang said without giving in.

"This time he's going to break both of his legs. Wei Bosheng said angrily.

Veda, who had not yet gone far, heard his father's words, and almost stumbled on the ground. I thought to myself, "How can you break your legs with Sun Dabang with a virtue, can't you change the trick?" You still have to be careful with my legs in the future!"

Thinking depressedly, he sped up and ran back to the room, closed the door, and sat on the bed.

"Ouch!" As soon as I got on the bed, I felt a tingling pain under my buttocks, and I stood up with a rub. Turning his head, he saw a palm-sized puppet with a finger stretched out in his right hand, pointing at Veda.

What a broken thing, you also come to bully Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the god of the future, be careful that I pinch you!

Pick up the doll, clatter, and throw it to the ground.

Veda turned and lay down on the bed, depressed in her heart. I thought to myself, God let me travel to tease me, this is too unreliable. People either have a good background, or a reliable father, or a cow coaxing golden finger, but what do I have, you should show you the way!

"Goldfinger!" Thinking of this, Veda sat up from the bed suddenly, ran to the wall in two steps, grabbed the doll and stared at it.

I didn't have this puppet in my memory! My predecessor was the same as me, I only liked things related to women, and nothing else was interested, this one was definitely not mine. No one has ever entered my room, there must be a problem!

Thinking of this, Wei Da rushed back to the bed and sat down, playing with the puppet in his hand!

I saw that the puppet's whole body was black and purple, the body was well-proportioned, the limbs were slender, and there was a warm and cool feeling in the hand. The face is made to come to life, and it feels like a real person. The more Veda looked at it, the more familiar he felt, with his obscene eyes and lewd expression, wasn't he just a living hooligan.

Veda observed and muttered to himself, "Looking at the appearance and breasts, it must be a man, but why is there no ***?"

Crunch! The puppet's outstretched right hand suddenly drooped. Seeing this, Veda became excited again, and said loudly: "You can understand me, it seems that God will not let me come in vain!"

"What's your name, baby?"

"Tell me quickly, what awesome abilities you have!"

"Isn't it for me a baby, as long as I see a woman taking a bath, I can upgrade as soon as I am stimulated?"

After a long time, "Tell you, my patience is limited, believe it or not, I didn't react anymore and I chopped you with an axe!"

"Okay, don't believe it!

Veda threw the doll to the ground, turned around and took out an axe from under the bed, and raised his hands with all his might. Hearing only a bang, the axe was directly bounced off, and it fell to the ground with a bang, and Weida's hands were numb from the shock. Pick up the doll again and look at it, it's intact!

Veda was so angry, he didn't believe it! he turned around and took out a copper stove from under the bed. Loosen your trouser pocket, put your hand in and take out a cloth bag from inside, open the cloth bag and take out a spirit stone fragment and put it in the furnace. A red flame rose from the copper furnace in an instant, and the room was flushed. The temperature in the room rose instantly, and the roasted Veda was sweating.

But until the last trace of spiritual power of the fragment burned out, the puppet still did not react. When he got it in his hand again, the puppet was still warm in his hand, and the spiritual fire had no effect on him.

Wei Da was so angry, Lao Tzu spent his blood and took out a fragment of a spirit stone, but the fart was useless. This is forcing Lao Tzu to enlarge the trick!

At this time, a rush of urine came from the abdomen, and I saw Veda turn around again and take out a wooden basin from under the bed, turn her back to the doll, and unfasten her pants neatly. I heard the sound of "Hala-la-la".

Play dead with me, right! Lao Tzu's holy water is dedicated to driving away evil spirits!

As he spoke, he picked up the doll and placed it on top of the tub. "Let you play dead!" said and wanted to let go!

At this moment, Veda suddenly shouted angrily in his heart, "You dare!"

Veda was startled, peeping at the conditioned reflex when he was discovered, making him run away as soon as he let go of his hand!

Poof! The doll fell into the basin and made a strange sound.

"Ahh

"Ahh

Frightened, Veda screamed, pushed the door and ran out.

It didn't take two steps for Veda to react. It worked! The puppet spoke! and he mustered up the courage to go back into the house.

As soon as I locked the door, I heard the old lady Tingfang running in the distance and shouting, "Son, what's wrong, are you okay?"

"It's okay, I just saw a mosquito flying over and scared me. Veda shouted as she walked over to the basin with her nose pinched.

I only heard Tingfang shouting outside, "You dead ghost, listen, you break your son's legs at every turn, and you scare your son into something." ”

Veda didn't care to listen to the old couple continue to quarrel. Pinching his nose and staring at the puppet in the basin, he said proudly, "Why don't you pretend to be dead, continue to pretend!"

"Get me out of here. ”

"Okay, if you don't pretend to be dead, I'll fish you out. ”

The voice was silent for a moment and then said, "Okay, you fish me out, and then wash me ten times, and I won't pretend to be dead when I wash me clean!"

"Okay!" Veda said crisply. Turned around and went under the bed and pulled out ten wooden basins. He took out a scoop under the bed and scooped water into the basin from under the bed.

Then the voice sounded again: "I say, can you show me what is hidden under your bed?"

"Ever heard of curiosity killing cats?" Veda looked back at the doll with a lewd expression.

"Forget it, you better wash me up quickly!" the voice said helplessly.

After cleaning up, Veda sat on the bed sweatingly, put the doll in front of him and said, "Say, name, gender, age, place of origin, occupation." Well, where is your hometown? And what do you do, how did you get here, and what purpose do you have. "I thought, it's really tiring to talk to an uneducated person like you, but fortunately, Lao Tzu has a little experience in the bureau dozens of times.

"Name confidential, age confidential, hometown confidential, occupation confidential......"

Without waiting for the puppet to finish speaking, Veda threw the puppet to the ground and said viciously, "Rabbit cub, it seems that you still want to drink holy water, right?" ”

"No, no, no, absolutely not!" the puppet hurriedly argued. "It's true that I've been sealed, and if I say it, my soul will be gone. ”

"Okay, can you come in and let's have a detailed interview?" the doll continued pitifully.

"Come in, aren't you right in front of me, where are you going to let me go?" said Veda with a blank expression.

"That's just my body, my spirit is in your sea of qi right now. "Idiot, I can't tell where this is!" the last puppet muttered quietly.

The puppet was slammed to the ground again. "I'm your uncle, have you talked to your uncle like this? Believe it or not, if you have such a bad mouth, Lao Tzu will put you in the basin and drink holy water for three days and three nights to brush your teeth!" Veda said angrily.

"Don't don't, uncle, spare your life, the little one is wrong, and the little one is not changing. The puppet said in horror.

"It's pretty much the same, tell me what's going on. Seeing the doll's well-behaved appearance, Veda stretched his waist and said with a relaxed face.

"I'm weak now, and I can't use my divine sense to communicate and talk to you for a long time, you do what I say first, enter your spiritual sea and let's talk, okay. The puppet said tremblingly.

Veda listened to the puppet's voice and was indeed a little weak, not like a fake. So he sat down cross-legged as the puppet said, and concentrated on feeling his own consciousness.

After a moment, Veda felt dizzy, and his soul shrank instantly, entering a world he had never thought of.