Chapter 183: Tiger Roar

Xiao Xiaolong looked Xiao Xiaolong up and down for a while, and said: "Third child, you have long been scared that your legs are soft and your feces and urine are flowing together, and you can still ride a tiger? Qｂ⑤、cｏｍ”

He really wanted to teleport the shepherd tiger on the grass star and play on the stage, but he was worried about scaring people to death, so he decided to give up.

Xiao Xiaolong let out a sigh of relief, secretly thinking that the boss was really playing an empty city trick, too, using a tiger to perform magic, don't say I've seen it, I haven't even heard of it, at most I perform acrobatics, this boss's heart is very bad, I paid such a big price, he is still playing tricks on me?

Thinking like this, he was extremely unhappy in his heart, and shouted: "Boss, don't brag, I don't know yet, you can't get a tiger at all!"

Wu stood up with a tiger and said, "I'm bragging? I'm telling you, I'm an unborn magic wizard, I can completely conjure a tiger out of thin air, do I still want to find it?"

Xiao Xiaolong said with a squeeze: "Boss, then you turn into a tiger and come out, see if Young Master Ben will be afraid?"

Wu Yong glanced at Xiao Xiaolong with a strange gaze, and finally shook his head and said, "Third brother, forget it, otherwise I will be in big trouble if I scare you." ”

Xiao Xiaolong smiled heartily, patted his chest and said, "Boss, I have a nickname called Xiao Daring, how can I be afraid of the fake tiger you conjure?"

Wu Xin was angry, and said with a sneer: "Third child, you don't shed tears if you don't see the coffin, okay, if you don't scare you today, I won't be the boss." After speaking, he got up and closed the door of the room, and closed the window tightly, and then stood with his back to the window, and said, "Third child, I will learn to cry a tiger first, as long as you are not scared to the ground, you will really turn into a tiger out, how about it?"

Blinking his eyes, he looked at Wu Yong and asked confusedly, "Boss, can you still learn to roar a tiger?"

Wu Yong nodded. said: "The boss can do anything. Of course the tiger barks to know.

How about it? Do you dare to hear it?"

Xiao Xiaolong took a deep breath. Pose for a lunge and a ground mount. He stretched out his fat hand and slapped him on the chest. said: "Boss. Let the horse come over and make sure that the body is not moving. I'm afraid that you won't become an anti-dog!"

He burst out laughing.

Wu Yong had a mischievous look on his face. Tilting his head to the side, Guo Qiang said with great interest: "Second child." You also prepare. I advise you to plug your ear piercings. Otherwise, you'll definitely fall to the ground too. ”

Guo Qiang jumped up in annoyance. He pointed to his nose and asked, "I, I'm going to plug my ears, I'm going to be so soft that I'm going to be on the ground?" You can learn the tiger's roar. I'll frown even if you scream at your throat. ”

Wu Yong spread out his hand, sighed and said, "Hey, since that's the case, don't blame me for not reminding me in advance." ”

How could Guo Qiang and Xiao Xiaolong believe it? They shouted one after another: "Boss, hurry up, it can't be that you don't know how the tiger roars, do you want me to remind you?"

Wu Yong's face became serious, and he shouted, "Be careful!"

After speaking, he crossed his hands on his hips, stretched his neck and let out an earth-shattering tiger roar.

"Roar~" The mighty voice of the king reverberated in the dormitory for a long time, and the glass on the window made a vibrating sound that was about to break.

"Ah~ Xiao Xiaolong let out a terrified scream, and fell to the ground with his back to the sky, his body shrunk into a ball, trembling.

"My mother~ Although Guo Qiang was extremely bold, he still shouted and trembled, and slowly fell to the ground and didn't want to get up for a while.

This can't be said that they are timid, because Wu Yong understands the language of tigers, and the roar he makes is the same as that of a tiger, and it is also the roar of a super tiger on the Phoenix Star, which naturally scares the two of them to the core.

Wu Yong silenced the embarrassed appearance of the two, laughed until he fell for a while, and then smiled, and said in a weird manner: "Old Saner, you are really Xiao Daring and Guo Qiang!"

Xiao Xiaolong and Guo Qiang were not angry and wanted to get up immediately, but their bodies were not much harder than cotton, and they struggled for a long time but still failed to achieve their goal.

Wu Yong laughed wildly for a while, and then said exaggeratedly: "Second, third, believe it now, right? Let me tell you, this is still me to lower my voice, otherwise it will be dozens of times more terrifying, and at least half of the students on the campus will fall, and you must be scared and killed." ”

The two of them were so angry that they almost vomited blood, but their bodies were not angry, they just couldn't stand up!

But I heard Xiao Xiaolong retort: "Boss, such a terrifying tiger roar, even a god would be scared to pee his pants, and I haven't peed my pants yet, which shows that my courage is great." ”

Guo Qiang's face was flushed, and he asked curiously, "Boss, what kind of tiger is this, why is it so loud and terrifying?"

Wu said half-truthfully: "This is a super tiger, there is a name called the Flying Tiger, it can fly out of thin air, but it is not ordinary, how about it."

Do you want me to come out and show you how heroic it is, and then yell at you to listen to it?"

The two shook their heads like a merchant's drum, and said one after another: "Forget it, this kind of tiger is too terrifying, even if the boss changes, I can't bear it."

”

After chatting and farting for a while, the two finally regained their strength, stood up one after another in shock, and kneaded each in the heart area, obviously the heart was still beating wildly.

At that moment, there was a knock on the door.

"The fourth is back. Xiao Xiaolong walked over and pulled the door open, and then he was stunned and motionless.

There is a beautiful woman standing outside the door, at least one meter seventy-two tall, her appearance is impeccable, and the most valuable thing is that she exudes a natural noble temperament! It is so beautiful that people dare not breathe loudly, let alone look directly, otherwise they will have a feeling of self-consciousness.

Who is she?

Of course, it is Ouyang Xue, the propaganda commissioner, she is a real beauty - the first school flower of Huaxia University, and she also has an extraordinary family background, her grandfather is a general, and her parents are also officials, so it can be said that she has a prominent family background and is a real lady of heaven.

saw her ask Xiao Xiaolong slightly, "Can I come in?"

Xiao Xiaolong came to his senses and said incoherently: "Yes, welcome Ouyang to the Humble House!"

Yang Feixue stepped into the door, looked at the hall with interest for a while, and said, "It's pretty clean, I thought the boys' dormitory would be stinky." ”

After speaking, she looked at Wu Yong and Xiao Xiaolong with a smile, and then asked: "I heard the squad leader Xu Yunchuan say that the two of you organized a magic show and can win the championship in one fell swoop, I am very happy, so I came over to give advice and help." ”

That's a beautiful thing to say!

Of course, this is not her intention, in fact, she came to check the quality of the magic show, if it is really good, then pass it directly; if it is very bad, of course, it must be clicked, so that there is time to organize a new show, after all, she doesn't know the story of the plastic bag, and her confidence in Wu Yong and Xiao Xiaolong is not as strong as Xu Yunchuan.

"It seems that Xu Yunchuan sold me. Wu was depressed in his heart, and he looked at his nose and nose, and he didn't dare to face the dreamy gaze overflowing from her beautiful autumn eyes, otherwise he would inevitably get lost in it, and it would be a big shame!

Xiao Xiaolong didn't have this kind of awareness, he was happy in his heart, and he was almost about to laugh wildly for an hour, but Ouyang Feixue was still looking at him, so he tried his best to hold back, and said confidently: "The boss and I are working together on this magic show, and Ouyang came at the right time, so that we will have a greater certainty." ”

Speaking of this, he said some of the plans he had discussed before, and said excitedly at the end: "The boss is the number one magic master in the world, I can only be regarded as the second, the first and the second are combined together, and such an excellent program will inevitably cause a sensation in Huaxia University." ”

Ouyang Feixue frowned when she heard this, and asked lightly: "The props are still very rich, so how exactly is the magic show performed?"

"How to perform?" Xiao Xiaolong opened his mouth and was speechless for a while, because the discussion just now had not touched on this issue.

Ouyang Feixue saw that Xiao Xiaolong was stunned and disappointed, so she fixed her eyes on Wu Yongjun's face and asked, "Classmate Wu Yong, you are a genius and the top student in the national college entrance examination, tell me, how is this magic show going to perform?"

Wu Yongzheng was reciting Oh Mituo Buddha in his heart, but now he had to answer, and replied: "Classmate Ouyang, I was also driven by the fourth child to put the duck on the shelf, but I will try my best to do a good job, I shouldn't lose the face of our class, and when the props are bought, I will show you first." ”

Ouyang Feixue was satisfied, smiled coquettishly, and said: "Okay, since you are so confident, I am very relieved and looking forward to it! Then go and buy the props back as soon as possible, and then come to me, I will refer to it." ”

After saying that, she politely said goodbye and left, leaving only a wisp of lingering fragrance, which lingered in the dormitory for a long time.

As soon as Ouyang Feixue left, Xiao Xiaolong was like eating **, excited to the point of neurosis, and forcibly pulled Wu Yong and Guo Qiang to buy back the props, and then notified Xu Yunchuan and made an appointment with Ouyang Feixue to start the rehearsal in a room specially used for rehearsing the show in the school.

Set up the curtain, put the props in it, and then everyone looked at Wu Yong, waiting for him to perform.

Wu Yong walked into the curtain unhurriedly, walked out with a sack, and said lightly: "I'm just performing casually." ”

"Okay, show up. Top dog. Several people said excitedly.

Wu Yong nodded, shook the bag in his hand from side to side for a while, and then crumpled it into a ball again, and said, "This is an empty bag, but it is a universal bag, and countless items can be taken out of it." ”

"Universal Pocket?" everyone looked at each other with a smile on their faces, not believing, but looking forward to it.

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