The counselor of Class 101 is named Feng Weijun, who was a > student at Huaxia University last year, and because of his outstanding ability, he stayed in school to work. /。 \\

On the first day of school, he convened all the students of Plant 101 Class to hold a class meeting, and directly designated Xu Yunchuan as the class leader, Wu Yong as the study committee, Guo Qiang as the sports committee, and a beautiful woman named Ouyang Feixue as the propaganda committee.

In this way, three members of the 302 dormitory are class cadres and have occupied a pivotal position in the class.

The second day of school began a month-long military training, Wu Yong has been clumsy, did not show unusual ability, and did not show a few tricks with the instructor as depicted, so nothing major happened in this month, and there was no trouble.

But the trouble still comes!

Since the 30th anniversary of Huaxia University was celebrated after the military training, it was natural to hold a large-scale gala, and each class had to organize two programs, and the plant 101 class was no exception.

Since it is two programs, of course, one is born and one is for girls, the squad leader Xu Yunchuan is responsible for organizing the boys' programs, and Ouyang Feixue is responsible for organizing the girls' programs.

After some mobilization, the students signed up enthusiastically, but perhaps because Xu Yunchuan and Ouyang Feixue's requirements were too high and they wanted to make a splash at the gala, they were extremely dissatisfied with the program rehearsed by the classmates, so they picked and selected, and finally only Ouyang Feixue's solo dance was determined, and the boys' program had not yet been determined.

This made Xu Yunchuan lose face, and when he called all the members of his dormitory to a meeting, he said in an official tone: "Brothers, the gala for the thirtieth anniversary of the school is about to be held, and the program for the boys in our class has not yet been settled, and our dormitory will be responsible for organizing this program, think about it, do you have any good ideas?"

Guo Qiangzhong panicked, and was the first to stand up and say: "Fourth, I can't sing, I can't dance, and I don't speak standardly, so I can't help it, you discuss it carefully, don't count me, I seem to be dizzy, I want to take a rest." ”

After speaking, he was about to run into his room and leave the place of right and wrong.

Xu Yunchuan was angry in his heart. He stopped him and said, "Second child." Even if you don't have a talent for acting. But it's still okay to come up with ideas. Come. Sit down first. ”

Guo Qiang was secretly happy when he heard it: "Since you don't want me to appear in the show." As long as I come up with an idea, it's really comfortable. Then he sat down again.

Xu Yunchuan saw that he stabilized the army's heart. continued: "Do the eldest and third have any special performances?"

Xiao Xiaolong shouted: "I'm the best at karaoke. Let's sign up for the boys' solo singing, let's listen to my singing voice first. "Finished. He let go of his throat and sang: "Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward~"

He's really a master of singing! Not only is he out of tune. And the sound is as harsh as a spatula scraping in a pot!

Several people had goosebumps all over their bodies, and their faces were full of pain.

Wu Yong, who couldn't stand it, covered Xiao Xiaolong's mouth with a handful and said, "Third child, stop singing, otherwise others will think that we have a pig in the dormitory and are screaming before death!"

Guo Qiang also sneered: "Third child, if you are really asked to perform a boys' solo on stage, it will inevitably make all the students and teachers sing in the dark and fall a large number of them, so that our dormitory will really shock Huaxia University." ”

Xiao Xiaolong pushed Wu Yong's hand away, with a look of indignation on his face, and said, "I really don't believe that my singing voice is ugly, I feel good about myself!"

Xu Yunchuan shook his head in distress and said depressedly: "Hey, third child, forget it." After speaking, he looked at Wu Yong with expectant eyes and said, "Boss, it's better for you to star in a high-level show, I have confidence in you." ”

Wu Yong shook his head like a merchant drum and said: "Fourth, I am from a peasant background, and I don't know anything about singing and dancing, so I am not as good as the third, so don't count on me." ”

Xu Yunchuan said resolutely: "Boss, don't hide it, I don't know what you can do? No matter what, you have to come up with a show, just perform a magic trick, that day you hid that plastic bag is even more magical than magic, I haven't solved the mystery until now!"

He really thought that Wu Yong was hiding clumsy! Not to mention the fact that Wu used to hide plastic bags, he said that the remaining ointment, after he took it for testing, he found that the ointment was made by mashing the roots and leaves of a plant, and this plant had never been recorded in books.

So he won't easily believe Wu Yong's words, he must appear in a good show.

But Wu Yong didn't want to agree!

saw him spread his hands with a sincere face, and excused himself: "Fourth, I see that you are versatile and the most suitable performing talent, and I am a big boss, but I can't come up with any good programs." If you really want me to perform, I can only go to the stage

ground, and then dig the stage to the ground!"

Xu Yunchuan couldn't cry or laugh, and almost fainted to the ground.

Xiao Xiaolong was extremely enthusiastic, and said eagerly: "Boss, don't be modest, so let's do it, I'll organize a magic show with you, I will do several magical poker tricks, as long as the boss cooperates with me, I will definitely be able to show off at the gala, this beauty, it's not a lot, maybe the top ten beauties of Huaxia University will take the initiative to pursue Master Ben."

”

He is really lascivious by nature, and he is inseparable from the beauty in three sentences. It is most obvious in military training, because of the salivating peep at the beautiful female players in the adjacent team, dumbfounded, and punished by the instructor more than once, all of them ran ten laps around the playground, which was a joke for a while, but in his words, he could not be blamed for being punished, but to blame the beauty in the next team for being too charming.

Huaxia University does have ten beauties, all of them are charming and charming, and the country is beautiful and fragrant, which is what Xiao Xiaolong has always dreamed of, but there are as many suitors as a carp crossing the river, no matter how he is, he can't turn to be a talent who is not outstanding, so he can only be obscene.

However, he still wants to be a blockbuster all the time, attract the attention of beautiful women, and hope to gain something.

Wu Yong and Guo Qiang both looked at Xiao Xiaolong as they were idiots, and were about to laugh shamefully, but they heard Xu Yunchuan say conclusively: "Good idea, it's decided like this, the eldest and the third are performing magic together, I still have some things, go out first, and I'll invite the brothers to dine together later." ”

After he finished speaking, he opened the door sharply and rushed out of the dormitory.

Wu Yong was stunned, chased out the door, and shouted, "Fourth, I haven't agreed yet!" But Xu Yunchuan has already gone far away, where will he hear Wu Yong's words? Even if he hears it, he will pretend not to hear it.

Xiao Xiao was excited and shouted: "The boss and I are performing magic tricks together, that is really going to be a sensation in Huaxia University, after that, how many beauties will be dating me?"

He was obsessed for a moment, then eagerly moved to Wu Yong, who stepped into the door again, and said, "Boss, you are a genius, how do you say you want to perform this magic show?" ”

Wu looked at Xiao Xiaolong with pity, and said, "Third child, don't you know how to do magical poker magic? I just cooperate with you at most, if you want to shock Huaxia University, and if you want beautiful women to have a soft spot for you, it's all up to you." ”

Xiao Xiaolong immediately became dumbfounded, kept turning around in the hall, and finally said with a bitter face: "Boss, although I am a master of poker magic, it is best not to perform this kind of magic, because poker magic is not suitable for performing on the stage, and the audience can't see the size and pattern of the cards at all." ”

Guo Qiang said with a smile: "It's simple, order a giant poker deck, so that the third child can show his skills." ”

Wu Yong also clapped his palms and said: "Giant poker? Okay! The second child is high! It's decided like this, it seems that I'm going to show my face with the third child this time, this beauty is not a big deal!"

The two of them sneered like this for a while, Xiao Xiaolong's head had already beads of sweat, and he was stunned for a while, and finally his eyes rolled, and he moved to Wu Yong and said flatteringly: "Boss, how about a big meal in Qingfeng Building?"

Wu shook his head.

Xiao Xiaolong had a bitter face, gritted his teeth and said, "How about a big meal, plus washing your clothes for the boss for a week?"

Wu Yong still shook his head.

Xiao Xiaolong gritted his teeth and said, "A big meal, wash the boss's clothes for a month, this is all right?"

But the third child, you have to remember that I am here to help you, not to take advantage of you. Wu said compassionately.

"I will never forget the boss's affection, so how will this magic show be performed?" Xiao Xiaolong said angrily.

Wu Yong said with a big grin: "Simple, you first prepare the props, a huge set of cloth curtains, a puppy, five pairs of pigeons, an empty box, a number of colored notes, and a tiger."

Xiao Xiaolong almost fainted, interrupting Wu Yong's words and saying, "Stop! Boss, a tiger? paper tiger or a live tiger?"

Wu glared at him and said, "Of course it's a live tiger, otherwise you still have to prepare?"

Xiao Xiaolong was stunned and asked, "Boss, are you serious, aren't you kidding me?"

Wu Yong said solemnly: "Of course it's true, is it fun to play you?"

Xiao Xiaolong only felt a splitting headache and asked, "Boss, how can you perform magic tricks with a tiger?"

Wu Yong said lightly: "The name of this magic trick is called 'Riding a Tiger is Difficult', how to perform and wait for the tiger to come back, I will tell you in detail." ”

Xiao Xiaolong touched his forehead and asked, "Riding a tiger, who will ride it?"

Wu Yong said: "Of course you rode, is it still me?"

Xiao Xiaolong shuddered, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Boss, my ability is limited, I can't get a tiger, but as long as you can get a tiger, what's the harm if I ride it?"

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