After coding the words overnight, Li Xianyun saved the word document and crossed it out.

Without a body, he won't feel tired, but he can't bear the boredom either.

"Let's watch a movie. ”

Li Xianyun plans to find a movie to watch.

Li Xianyun is an out-and-out movie fan, and when he was on Earth, he basically couldn't find movies he hadn't watched, but in this parallel world, there were still many strange movies he hadn't seen.

"What are you looking at?"

After choosing for a while, Li Xianyun almost ordered a "Pen Fairy Shadow".

Although on "Rotten Tomatoes", the rating of this pen fairy movie is pitiful, and the comments are also scolding, Li Xianyun still plans to watch this one first.

Who called him a pen fairy?

At the beginning of the movie, on the screen, a middle-aged man with an open head is lying on the operating table, and a white coat is sticking a sharp knife into it to cut something————

"Ah!!h

A scream sounded, and Li Xianyun was frightened.

The dignified pen fairy, the ghost in the eyes of everyone, was so frightened that he screamed.

It's so unproductive.

Fortunately, Li Xianyun is now a "transparent person", and those neighbors can't hear his voice, otherwise they will be kicked in the door.

"Grass!"

The system couldn't help but snort and panicked!

"What are you doing? I'm afraid of this kind of organ flying, can't you?"

Despised by the system, where could Li Xianyun be so submissive and immediately revolt.

"What kind of organs are flying sideways, people's brains are well in the skull, and they don't fly out at all. ”

"There's no difference between a brain lying on the ground and lying in a skull. ”

"Huh. ”

"Hehe, your uncle, I'm scared, what's the matter?"

"I should have let you see your corpse at that time, and the wheel ran over your head with a bang, and the skull immediately shattered into eighteen petals, and the white brain splattered out, just like a person peeing, that is called a disgusting ······"

"Your uncle!"

Li Xianyun didn't care about this unscrupulous system and continued to watch movies.

"Your uncle!"

But after watching it for less than three minutes, he couldn't help but burst into foul language again.

It's not that he has no quality, but this plot is really weird.

Those doctors, operating on the patient, but somehow, the patient trembled, the doctor didn't know what to do, so he asked the pen fairy there————

This Nima is countless times more ridiculous than those pen fairy pieces on the earth, countless times more wonderful!

Who do you say the pen fairy has a grudge with, she was distorted into a female ghost on the earth, and came to a world with a higher level of entertainment than the earth, and the pen fairy turned out to be still the image of a hideous female ghost, and she could only wander around in eighteen-rate horror movies.

"I don't look at it. ”

I endured watching it for ten minutes, but I couldn't stand it, so Li Xianyun forked off the brain fragment and watched an action movie.

······

Zi once said, "Examination is the magic weapon of the teacher, and the lifeblood of the student", when he was a student, the examination was a commonplace thing.

The 100-minute exam for two consecutive classes finally ended, and all the students seemed to have broken free from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, eager to make a big fuss to thank the world.

"Cherry, do you know what happened to me yesterday?"

Ju Yingshen said mysteriously.

"Yes. Cherry stared at Ju Ying's face and looked very seriously, "Isn't it just that the IQ cancer that has plagued you for 16 years has flare up again, I've long been used to it." ”

"you!," Ju Ying Fan fist thumped Cherry's arm, "Tell you, I saw the pen fairy yesterday." ”

"He also said that IQ cancer did not occur. Cherry reached out and touched Ju Ying's head, and couldn't help sighing, looking hopeless, "Alas, this brain is already full of paste!"

"Cherry, I'm telling the truth!"

Ju Ying quickly told the story that he saw the pen fairy yesterday and the pen fairy did not let him go to the claypot rice and escaped by himself.

"Poof!ha!" After hearing this, Cherry couldn't help laughing, and reached out to pinch Ju Ying's face, "Xiaoying, you look like you're talking nonsense, it's really cute, come, let my sister pinch it~"

"Who is talking nonsense!" Ju Ying knocked off Cherry's hand, took out his mobile phone, and clicked twice on the screen, "Look, Bixian has also opened Weibo!"

"Pen Immortal opens Weibo, hahaha!" It's okay not to take it out of Weibo, as soon as I take it out of Weibo, Cherry laughed even more, and the devil's claws stretched out to Ju Ying's chest, "Xiao Ying, Xiao Ying, ghost Weibo, you are really getting more and more cute, come, let my sister rub it hard~"

"Come on, come on, I'll see what Bixian writes on Weibo. ”

When Ju Ying and Cherry were talking, the two girls in the back seat of her were also listening, and a girl with a double ponytail reached out and snatched the phone away.

"The pen fairy is on top, please bow to the students, the students have questions, please ask the pen fairy to answer, this spell is good. The girl with a double ponytail grinned, grabbed a pen casually, and touched her round-faced tablemate, "It looks fun, should we try it?"

"Okay, little frog. ”

The round-faced tablemate also reached out and held the pen.

"Little frog, didn't you see it, each person can only summon the pen fairy once for free, if you don't have anything to do, don't waste the opportunity!"

Others glanced at it in a hurry, but Ju Ying remembered every sentence of the Pen Immortal Summoning Rules clearly, and saw that his classmates had wasted this precious opportunity like this, so he couldn't help but remind him.

"If you have a chance, then I'll have to be sincere. The little frog tilted his head, grinned, and read directly, "The pen fairy is above, please accept the student's worship, the student has questions, please ask the pen fairy to answer." ”

"Huh, someone summoned me?"

Li Xianyun was reading "The Biography of the Pen Immortal" word by word, trying to feel the power of platinum in the dark, when he heard the call of the little frog, he turned around, ignored the space, took one step, and came directly to the little frog.

"Two people summoned, didn't they look carefully at the summoning rules?" Li Xianyun swept the situation in front of him, and his eyes paused on Ju Ying, "This girl is also here, could it be that she instigated it?"

"Bixian, may I ask what my mother is doing when I get out of school, and did she make me my favorite pickled cabbage fish?"

The little frog asked with a grin.

The moment this question was asked, a picture appeared in front of Li Xianyun's eyes, a middle-aged woman with freckles on her face, tied the bed sheet to the ceiling fan, stepped on a stool under her feet, slowly put her head into the buckle made of the bed sheet, and kicked the stool open.

"Oh no, her mother is going to kill herself!"

Li Xianyun's heart trembled, and he hurriedly reached out to grab the pen in the little frog's hand, and was about to write down this matter.

"Oh, what a pen fairy, it doesn't exist at all, this game is really brain-dead. ”

However, his hand was only halfway out, and his fingertips were still a centimeter away from the barrel of the pen, but the frog let go of his hand at once.

As for Xiao Frog's tablemate, Xiao Frog had already let go of it before, but Xiao Frog was the summoner, and it was the same with her or not, Li Xianyun didn't pay attention at all.

"Damn!"

The summoner let go, how can this be written, Li Xianyun stretched out his hand and grabbed the pen, but such a small pen, held in his hand, seemed to weigh tens of millions of catties, and he couldn't grasp it at all!

It is impossible to write, Li Xianyun's eyes swept and swept to the textbook that was opened next to him, there was a word "death", so he used his strength to eat, moved the pen shaft, and made a mark on the word "death".

Rumble!

I could only draw this one, and the pen that no one was holding on to fell on the table.