Chapter 2 Criteria for Summoning Pen Immortals
Ju Ying and Bixian chatted until 11 o'clock in the middle of the night, and her mother came in to urge her to go back to her room to sleep.
The pen immortal, that is, Li Xianyun, was stunned for a while.
"Pen Fairy, I didn't expect me to cross over into a Pen Fairy. Li Xianyun shook his head slightly and sighed, "I recall that on the earth, I am one meter eight tall, my face is like Andy Lau, and my body is like Peng Yuyan, how many girls have written love letters to me······"
"yes. The system sneered, "Such a handsome person, but when he dies a little miserable, rattle, the wheels run directly over his head, and that handsome face immediately becomes like a piece of thrown down from the eighteenth floor." ”
"System, you uncle, you are jealous. ”
"Alright, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and upload the chapter. ”
"I said, you can't give me another "The Legend of the Pen Immortal", in my world, there are too many classic novels, "Breaking the Sky", "Infinite Terror", "Zhu Xian" or something, I can ······ a copy casually."
"It can make you eat soil!" The system interrupted Li Xianyun without any politeness, "Once you cross over, you will travel to a world where entertainment is backward, so that you can make a fortune as a copyist, why do people have to fall behind, are you kicked by a donkey?"
"It was run over by a car, thank you. ”
"Tell you, this parallel world is more advanced than the earth's entertainment level, those platinum works in your mind, get here, you can't get the high-quality products, otherwise why would I give you the works? ”
“so······” Li Xianyun spread his hands, looking indifferent, "What if I become a god? Can I buy a house and marry a beautiful woman? Big brother, don't you look at what I look like now, I don't even have a body now, I have the use of being a god?"
"It's useless?" the system's voice was more excited, "Have you noticed that little girl before, what did she think of you?"
"I guess it's a ghost. ”
Li Xianyun touched his chin.
If it weren't for your male voice, he would still treat you as a female ghost!"
The system seems to be very annoyed, and I don't know how to operate, and the computer on the side automatically retrieves a large number of movies, such as "The Horror of the Pen Fairy", "The Return of the Pen Fairy", "The Spell of the Pen Fairy" and so on.
"Look at it!"
"Well, it seems that they are all acting pen fairies. ”
"It's the pen fairy who plays it, in these shit horror movies, without exception, the pen fairy is a female ghost with a bloody face and a hideous white or red clothes. Damn, why did you become a ghost because she was a fairy who benefits readers? That girl treats you as a ghost, and these horror movies are indispensable!"
"That's why you want me to be a big star? Reverse the image of the pen fairy in the hearts of the world and correct the name of the pen fairy?"
"Shouldn't it?"
"Okay, okay, just take it, I've been watching these shit horror movies for a long time. ”
In this era when appearance is king, a guy who doesn't even have a body and can't be seen by others, a system that doesn't exist for others, has set the goal of being a big star there.
Although others can't see it, it also has an advantage, that is, it's not a human being, well, just don't have to rest.
Li Xianyun was in Ju Ying's study, coding words all night.
Early in the morning, Ju Ying didn't wash up, so she came to the study with her hair messy.
"Wow, pen fairy, you're still coding words, you're so diligent!"
Seeing that the keyboard was still undulating, Ju Ying exclaimed.
"The title of the book "The Biography of the Pen Immortal", the author's name is 'Pen Immortal', has been uploaded on the Splendid Chinese Network for a week, and I support Ha Qin a lot!"
Li Xianyun typed.
"Haha, it must be. Ju Ying felt that this fairy was quite funny, pursed her lips and smiled, ran to wash, and after breakfast, she ran in again, "Bi Xian, will something happen in school today?"
"If you want to ask a question, you need to summon me. ”
Li Xianyun replied.
"How am I going to summon you?"
"You can follow my Weibo 'Pen Fairy' with detailed instructions for summoning me. ”
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Ju Ying was speechless for a while, and wrote novels and opened Weibo, this fairy is so fashionable!
On the bus, Ju Ying followed Bixian's Weibo.
"It's so miserable that I'm the only fan. Ju Ying couldn't help but shake her head, "My little nephew has only gone to kindergarten, and there are dozens of fans." ”
"First of all, I want to clarify, I am not a ghost, but an immortal, a little immortal born between pen and ink and dedicated to serving readers. ”
This is the signature of the pen fairy.
"It turns out that the pen fairy is an immortal?" Ju Ying held the mobile phone in one hand and held his chin in the other, "I'll just say, the pen fairy and the pen fairy, since it's a ghost, why is it called a fairy, it turns out that it's not a ghost but a fairy." ”
There are not many pen fairy dynamics, there are only two, one is the origin of the pen fairy, and the other is the method of summoning the pen fairy.
Ju Ying was not very interested in the novel, so he took a cursory look at the origin of the pen immortal, and took a closer look at the method of summoning the pen immortal.
"First, the methods of summoning pen immortals on the Internet or in film and television works are wrong and not credible, I hope you will not be misled. ”
"Second, the pen fairy will only answer questions for the summoner, and will not do anything for the summoner. (Even if the summoning is successful, the pen fairy does not guarantee that the question will be answered.) )”
"The third mantra to summon the pen fairy is 'The pen fairy is above, please accept the student's worship, the student has any questions, please ask the pen fairy to answer'. ”
"Fourth, only one person is required to summon the pen fairy, and when summoning, hold the pen in the left or right hand, and respectfully recite the summoning spell. From the beginning of the summoning to the departure of the pen fairy, the pen must not be let go. ”
"Fifth, every time the pen fairy appears, he will only answer one question, I hope that all students will think clearly about the question before summoning, remember. ”
"Sixth, the pen fairy prefers the fragrance of books, and before summoning the pen fairy, you need to read or write for at least one hour. (I hope that all students will not be perfunctory, read and write carefully, when many people are summoned at the same time, the pen fairy will choose people according to the reading time, reading quality, reading harvest, etc.) )”
"Seventh, each person only has one chance to summon the pen immortal for free, and if you want to summon it a second time, you need to pay a price. ”
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