Bull Demon King, Monkey King, and Tianpeng came to Cuiyun Mountain Hot Spring Center to soak in the hot spring after dinner. The Bull Demon King was about to go down to the pool, and Sun Wukong hurriedly said to the Bull Demon King: "You go over there." ”

The Bull Demon King was unhappy: "Why are you disgusted with your big brother Niu." ”

Sun Wukong: "If you don't go, then I'll go." Wu Neng, I advise you to come here with me. Tianpeng didn't talk, Sun Wukong didn't speak, and walked to the hot springs next door, and the two hot springs were separated by a shallow stone path.

The Bull Demon King pointed at Sun Wukong: "Look at this monkey, be careful." Wu Neng, then you can soak here with me. ”

Tianpeng: "Brother Niu, please." "Tianpeng followed the Bull Demon King into the hot spring, this is the first time Tianpeng has taken a hot spring, or the first time to take a bath, because the gods will not be dirty, and there is no awareness of washing with water in Tianting at all. The canopy soaks comfortably in the water, and the face overflows with satisfaction.

The Bull Demon King looked at Tianpeng and said happily: "Hahaha, how is it, Brother Wuneng, I'll just say that my Cuiyun Mountain Hot Spring is great." If you want to soak in the hot springs in the future, you are always welcome. ”

Tianpeng was about to express his gratitude when he suddenly found a huge fat insect corpse floating in the water. Tianpeng stared with wide eyes and pointed with his finger: "What is this?"

The Bull Demon King smiled and scooped up the bugs: "Hahaha, this is my cow lice." Don't worry, after the lap is cooked, the card will be crispy. The Bull Demon King threw the fat worm into his mouth and chewed it, and Tianpeng looked at it with disgust.

Bull Demon King: "Brother Wuneng, why don't you try it too." The Bull Demon King pointed behind Tianpeng, who turned around and found that there were at least a thousand floating cow lice.

Tianpeng screamed, and immediately jumped up and rushed to the hot spring where Sun Wukong was.

Sun Wukong: "I called you over a long time ago, but now I know I'm afraid." ”

Bull Demon King: "With a dissatisfied face, you just dislike me!" Hmph!" The Bull Demon King closed his eyes and rested in the hot spring, looked up at the sky, and pointed excitedly: "Brother Xian, look, why is that star so like you." ”

Sun Wukong and Tianpeng looked up, and a Monkey King face composed of stars hung in the sky and flashed, and Tianpeng frowned.

Bull Demon King: "Brother Xian, it seems that you are afraid of the immortals." Even the heavens are like you, and you are my idol now. Can you talk to the gods and reflect my avatar so that I can also be stained. ”

Sun Wukong: "Okay, I'll talk about it one day, but if you are scolded, don't blame me." ”

Bull Demon King: What do you mean? Sun Wukong pointed to the other side of the sky.

The stars formed a sleeping pig, whose eyes were open and closed, and looked very lazy. Next to it is written: "Canopy you are a pig!" One of the pig's eyes is the brightest star in the entire sky. "The brightest star in the night sky, why is it here, did she lose it? Tianpeng thought to himself.

Sun Wukong smiled and looked at Tianpeng: "It seems that someone is angry." ”

Tianpeng looked at the pigs and words in the sky, and said anxiously: "Chang'e." Immediately got up and prepared to leave, and was pulled into the hot spring by Sun Wukong.

Bull Demon King: "Brother Wuneng, where are you going?"

Tianpeng: "I'm going back to find Chang'e, and I'll forget about her when there are too many things at once." ”

Bull Demon King: "Who is Chang'e? ”

Tianpeng pointed to the sky, and was about to say that he was pulled into the water by Sun Wukong again. He leaned into Tianpeng's ear and whispered: "Idiot, this monster is the most pleasing to the gods in the sky, you don't have immortal power now, if they know your identity, you will be in big trouble." ”

Sun Wukong wiped his face: "Chang'e is a human he likes." ”

The Bull Demon King was not happy when he heard this, and shouted: "What! human beings? Eh, I said Brother Wu Neng, what do you like or not, you have to like human beings." Let me tell you, the first thing you can't fall in love with in this world is the gods, and the second is the human being. ”

Sun Wukong laughed when he heard it: "I remember that Sister-in-law Niu is a fairy." ”

Tianpeng: "Sister-in-law Niu is a fairy?"

The Bull Demon King thought for a while: "Ah, she is different, she is different from other immortals. ”

Sun Wukong: "Yes, Sister-in-law Niu is fiercer than other immortals." The immortal who can make the Bull Demon King afraid, that must be different. ”

Bull Demon King: "You fart, how could I be afraid of her." Who am I, I am the Great Sage of Pingtian, she usually doesn't even dare to talk back to me, she has to do whatever I say. ”

Sun Wukong immediately changed his attitude, and his face was serious: "Sister-in-law Niu, you are also coming to the hot springs?"

The Bull Demon King turned around in fear, lowered his head and said, "Baby, why are you here?" Didn't you let you have a good rest?" The Bull Demon King found that there was no one behind him, realized that he had been deceived, and pointed at Sun Wukong and scolded: "Stinky monkey, you want to scare your eldest brother to death." ”

Sun Wukong hugged the canopy: "See? This is the reason why you don't like the goddess and fairy, if you are married, the bitterness is enough for you to eat." ”

Canopy: "Then why do you hate humans?"

Bull Demon King: "I'll just tell you this, there was a flood in Sifang Town last month, and the gods didn't care about it at all. I personally led hundreds of monsters upstream to build a dam for them and cured the flood, but this group of humans immediately knelt on the ground and thanked the gods. What does this have to do with the gods, I went to them to theorize, and structured them to run to the gods and say that we caused the flood because we made a mess. As far as this ignorant and stubborn race is concerned, what is there to like, let them fend for themselves. ”

Tianpeng didn't speak, recalling the men who were arrested before, when the bandits surrendered, the men immediately brutally cut off the bandits' heads, and silently did not speak.

Seeing Tianpeng's preoccupied appearance, the Bull Demon King thought that he had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly added: "Brother Wuneng, don't be sad. You tell the eldest brother what kind of woman you like, and the eldest brother will find it for you. Whether it's a fox spirit, a spider spirit, a cockroach spirit, or a grass mud horse demon, for your happiness, I just climbed the mountains and swam through every river, and I will find it for you. ”

Tianpeng's mood is a little complicated, the Bull Demon King is the first person to be so good to him, but he is a god, and the Bull Demon King is a monster, if you get close to him, it will violate the rules of heaven. But in the face of the enthusiasm of the Bull Demon King, Tianpeng still said: "Thank you, Bull Demon King." It's just that I don't know what liking is and what love is. I appreciate your kindness. ”

Bull Demon King: "Eh, Brother Wu Neng, what are you doing outside like this, just call it big brother in the future." In this case, you go single first, and when the eldest brother finds a good female monster, he will introduce it to you. Well, after a lot of rambling, my mouth is dry. I'm going to get some wine, and I won't get drunk tonight, hahahaha. The Bull Demon King climbed out of the hot springs, put on his bathrobe and left.

Tian Peng: "Monkey, have we been in the world for too long, it's time to go back." ”

Sun Wukong: "Are you worried about being discovered by the Jade Emperor?" or are you worried about someone?"

Canopy: "I'm not worried about her, I just miss her." ”

Sun Wukong: "Hehe, it's only been a long time, and I'll think about it." Okay, we'll go back tomorrow, or Zixia will go crazy again. ”

Tianpeng: "Zixia, you mean Zixia Fairy?"

Sun Wukong soaked in the hot spring, looking comfortable: "Well, Zixia." ”

"Looks like I don't know a lot!" said the canopy, soaking in the hot springs, leaning his head against the stones, and smiling happily at the pig in the sky.