Xuanzang held a crossbow arrow and confronted Duan Xiaobai for a full 5 hours, and the little monster behind Duan Xiaobai had already pulled out the crossbow arrow by himself, bandaged it and fell asleep.

Xuanzang's hands trembled a little: "Hey, haven't you been tired after standing like this for 5 hours?"

Duan Xiaobai's legs trembled a little: "You carried the crossbow like this, and you carried it for 5 hours, aren't you tired?"

Xuanzang: "I'm tired! But if I don't destroy that monster, I won't give up." ”

Duan Xiaobai: "Hmph, then do you want to rest, we'll compare in a while." ”

Xuanzang was firm and loud: "I won't rest!"

In an instant, Xuanzang and Duan Xiaobai sat down back to back, and the two of them gasped for breath. Duan Xiaobai: "Hey, didn't you say you wouldn't rest." Isn't it painful to be slapped in the face now?"

Xuanzang: "You care about me." Hey, why are you protecting that monster, he's doing all kinds of evil, he's sinful. ”

Duan Xiaobai turned around and shouted at Xuanzang: "You fart!" As soon as the fart word came out, saliva instantly sprayed Xuanzang's face. The little monster saw it from the sidelines, fell to the ground and laughed.

Xuanzang helplessly wiped the saliva on his face. Duan Xiaobai: "The chrysanthemum is so small, and it is with me all day long, how can it be evil." ”

Xuanzang pointed to a pile of white bones at the entrance of the cave: "He eats people." Duan Xiaobai: "You put." Before the words came out, Xuanzang immediately covered his face in fear to prevent him from being sprayed with saliva again.

Duan Xiaobai got up, quickly took a bone back and threw it on Xuanzang: "Take a closer look, this is a pig bone, and there are chicken bones over there." Talking nonsense with his eyes open in broad daylight. ”

Xuanzang: "I am an immortal, how can an immortal deceive people." ”

Duan Xiaobai: "You are actually an immortal, do immortals have such a thing as you? Indiscriminately take a crossbow and shoot everywhere! You are very lame!"

Xuanzang said loudly: "I'm just doing things impartially! Besides, he looks so terrifying, what if you don't destroy him, what should you do if you scare the old woman and grandfather who has heart disease?"

Duan Xiaobai: "Are chrysanthemums scary? ”

Xuanzang looked at the little monster, and had to say that because of the darkness in the cave and the shadow, this monster looked very disgusting and terrifying, but in the sun, although this little guy had three heads and six arms, he revealed the cuteness and cuteness of the child.

Xuanzang: "This... This..."

Duan Xiaobai: "I found out that you are a face-slapping lover, do you have a hobby of masochism?"

Xuanzang didn't know what to say, his face flushed with anger, so he flew away by the clouds.

Xuanzang returned to Heavenly Court, and was blocked by Tai Bai Xing at the South Heavenly Gate: "Xuanzang, how is it?

Xuanzang: "I didn't kill it, but a mortal came out to stop it." I was really tricked, so I had to go back to Heaven to restore my life. Tai Bai Xing, I think the information of the Heavenly Court is wrong, this monster doesn't look like it can do evil in the world, and he is still a child, is it wrong?"

Tai Baixing touched his long beard and smiled, and invited Xuanzang to his palace: "Xuanzang, do you know who the monster you let you go down to deal with today is?"

Xuanzang: "No matter how the ordinary monster changes, it will not give birth to three heads and six arms, so this demon must not be simple." ”

Tai Bai Xing: "That's right, he is the Iron Fan Immortal under the throne of Emperor Ziwei, and the son of the Demon King Bull Demon King." ”

Bajie shouted: "What! That monster is the child of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess!?

Tang Sanzang: "When I heard the news, I was also confused. Bajie, let me ask you, do you clearly remember the events of your previous life?"

Bajie shook his head: "I don't remember." ”

Tang Sanzang: "In the same way, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess don't remember either. Let me ask you again, why does the red boy have samadhi true fire, does the Bull Demon King do?"

Bajie: "No, I've always been weird. When he used it on us, I bleeped the dog. ”

Tang Sanzang: "Because the red boy was originally a disciple of the Taishang Laojun, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess were instilled by the gods with the memory that the red boy was their own child, why is this?"

Bajie: "Because the gods feel ashamed and want to give them back a child." ”

Tang Sanzang: "What the hell! You really have a pig brain." If you think about it, who said we had to go through the Seven, Seven, Forty-Nine Tribulations, and who led us to the Flaming Mountain?"

Eight precepts: "Let me see, it was the Buddha who told us that we had to go through the seventy-seven and forty-nine tribulations, and it was also the Buddha who guided us to the Flaming Mountain." ”

Tang Sanzang: "That's right." Tang Sanzang pointed to the sky: "They played a big game of chess, and we are just a grain of chess pieces." ”

Bajie: "Master, why did the Buddha design this bureau?"

Tang Sanzang: "Both the Buddha and the gods have to collect tribute from the world, but the gods only need a few people with assets to pay tribute regularly, and the Buddha values the mortals in the world, that is, the ordinary people to worship together." ”

Eight precepts: "I understand, that is to say, the Buddha attaches more importance to the power of the masses. That's our business. ”

Tang Sanzang: "Will your territory allow other pigs to grab food? You can only find a way to move all the food to your side, so that you will not hurt your anger and get what you want." It's like asking us to go to the west to learn the scriptures, and if we take the scriptures and popularize them to the masses, don't we all believe in Buddhism? So this is just a competition of interests between gods and Buddhas, and it has nothing to do with us mortals. ”

Bajie: "Why do I think the logic is so confusing?"

Tang Sanzang: "This is the difference between three-dimensional space and four-dimensional space, we live in three-dimensional space, we can't see time, and we only have one lifetime. Immortals, Buddhas are different, they run through time, thinking they can control everything. But they don't know that no one can control their fate. ”

Bajie leaned against the wall: "Each has its own nature, and each has its own destiny." ”

Tang Sanzang: "Let's continue to tell the story of me and Miss Duan. ”

Bajie stood up and walked away: "I don't want to hear it." ”

Tang Sanzang: "Damn, don't bring this! I'm just interested, how can you go!" Hey!"

We continue with the story of the past.

Xuanzang was very shocked: "What! But haven't the Iron Fan Immortal and the Bull Demon King been beheaded by the Heavenly Court? Why is there an heir left in the world." ”

Tai Bai Xing: "Iron Fan Immortal is a beloved disciple of Emperor Ziwei, although she has a bad relationship with the Bull Demon King, but the Emperor Ziwei is soft-hearted, although he punished the Iron Fan Immortal and the Bull Demon King, but their children were quietly sent to the world by the Emperor Ziwei. He had no authority to raise him, so he had to leave the child to his fate. How did he know that this child's life should not be extinguished, and he was picked up by Duan Xiaobai. This Xiaobai not only did not dislike him, but also took care of him as his own child. ”

Xuanzang: "Then why did we kill that child?"

Tai Bai Xing: "He is a hybrid of immortals and demons, in addition to spreading the bad reputation of the Heavenly Court, that child's strength is extraordinary when he grows up." His father is the only one who can fight against Sun Wukong, and his mother has the power of immortals. If you don't get rid of him while he's young, there will be endless troubles in the future. I'll give you another stick of incense, you must go down to the earth to get back the three heads of this child, and Taishang Laojun can use them to refine the elixir. After the immortals are served, they can be cultivated to a great increase. ”

Xuanzang flew out of the clouds from the palace where Tai Baixing lived, his expression was complicated, thoughtful: "I can't imagine that so many things happened when I was sleeping, junior sister, junior sister, you are so confused." ”

Xuanzang Chengyun soon came to the mortal world and found that Duan Xiaobai had brought chrysanthemums to Luozhou City, where he lived. Duan Xiaobai covered the chrysanthemums tightly, holding one of his hands and swaggering shopping.

Duan Xiaobai: "Chrysanthemum, tell me if you see what you like, and I'll buy it for you." ”

Chrysanthemum walked like a child, suddenly opened her eyes and opened her mouth to point in front of her, Duan Xiaobai looked. It turned out that there was a candy seller's stall in front, Duan Xiaobai took this sentence and went to buy a candy stick for Chrysanthemum, and Chrysanthemum happily took it.

Xuanzang, who was suspended in the air, hurriedly took out a crossbow, put on a good arrow, and aimed it at the chrysanthemum. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, Xuanzang gave up, and he couldn't do anything to his junior sister's child.

At this time, several ordinary people shouted to the sky: "Yo, look, it's a fairy." "It's the fairy master. "Blessed by the gods. The people bowed down one after another.

The kneeling of the people made Duan Xiaobai and Chrysanthemum discover Xuanzang, Chrysanthemum was scared, screamed and ran, and his clothes fell off. The people shouted: "Youkai!" "There are monsters!" Soon, nearby officers and soldiers ran over, holding spears and bows and arrows to block Chrysanthemum's path.

Officers and soldiers: "Shoot him with arrows." "Several cone-tipped arrows shot straight out from the bow like chrysanthemums. Duan Xiaobai rushed out, hugged the chrysanthemum, and fell down with an arrow in his back. Xuanzang hurriedly cast a spell, and a thick white mist erupted around Duan Xiaobai.

When the fog lifted, the officers and soldiers and civilians were nowhere to be seen.

Duan Xiaobai woke up in a cave, she slowly got up: "What's going on?" walked towards the outside of the cave, outside the cave is a place with beautiful mountains and rivers, clear spring water falling from the mountain, and all kinds of flowers blooming everywhere.

Xuanzang looked at the chrysanthemum quietly, the chrysanthemum was shy, and handed the sugar man in his hand to Xuanzang: "This... To give... You. ”

Xuanzang smiled and touched the head in the middle of the chrysanthemum: "I don't eat it, you eat it yourself." ”

Chrysanthemum: "Thank you. Thank... You.. Save.. Saved... Duan's mother. ”

Xuanzang didn't speak, and picked up the bloody cone arrow on the ground. Duan Xiaobai saw Xuanzang holding a cone-headed arrow as if he was going to hurt the chrysanthemum, so he picked up a big stone and secretly went over.

Chrysanthemum stretched out her hand to take the cone-headed arrow in Xuanzang's hand, but Xuanzang hurriedly took it away and said, "This is not a child's thing, you can't touch it, you know?"

Tianpeng saw Duan Xiaobai quietly approaching behind Xuanzang, and hurriedly pointed his finger and signaled to the back.

Xuanzang: "I said I couldn't touch it, why are you still thinking about it?"

Duan Xiaobai shouted: "Go die!" raised the stone and smashed Xuanzang's head, the stone shattered instantly, and turned into a pile of powder made of Xuanzang's head and face. Duan Xiaobai looked at it and immediately ran over and hugged the chrysanthemum.

Xuanzang was angry: "What are you doing?"

Duan Xiaobai: "I warned you, if you dare to hurt him, I will fight with you." ”

Xuanzang: "When did I hurt him?"

Duan Xiaobai pointed to the bloody cone-headed arrow in Xuanzang's hand.

Xuanzang was helpless: "I'll go, it's the chrysanthemum that just wanted to play with this, and I was afraid of hurting it, so I took them away." Chrysanthemum nodded to Duan Xiaobai, and Xuanzang patted the ashes everywhere: "You are really strange, I was kind enough to save you, not only did you not thank me, but you also hit me with a stone." ”

Duan Xiaobai stood up embarrassedly: "Oh, it's... That's right. ”

Xuanzang: "It's a ghost." Xuanzang patted the ashes on his head, Duan Xiaobai came over and took Xuanzang's hand and pulled him to the spring. She took out the handkerchief on her body and moistened it with water and gently wiped her face for Xuanzang, who looked at her quietly. "It turns out that she is so beautiful if you look closely!" Xuanzang thought to himself. Duan Xiaobai found that Xuanzang looked at her again, washed his handkerchief, and deliberately sprinkled water on his face: "Look at it, look at the ghost!"

Xuanzang sighed: "It's just that the personality is a little worse." ”

Duan Xiaobai: "What, disgusted?"

Xuanzang shook his head nervously, and hurriedly explained: "No, no." ”